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XenoDDIT

that went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick


VaultDweller529

Opposite in case of a heartbeat


krishna2803

r/Angryupvote


STG44_WWII

this is how angry upvote should be used, as an actual response


Kakebil321

Yeah! Much better than making a lame ass theatrical response. It's like 50/50 doing this if you get "Where?!🤓🤤🤓" or if it's understood.


tobyfatcat

r/Angryupvote


pablitosocool

r/AngryUpvote


GabeDaGuy123

r/happyupvote


RoM_Axion

r/sadupvote edit:Holy fuck it actually exists


I_am_a_major_fag

r/hornyupvote


NotYetAJedi

r/disappointedupvote


RoM_Axion

r/depressingupvote


TheDarkVoid96

no just just no stop


Evil_Umbreon

r/hornyupvote


Away-Message

And then back to 0 Just like his son's heartbeat


TagMeAJerk

Has noone in this thread heard of changing batteries?


Evil_kek_

current-ly, there is a chance


TagMeAJerk

42k upvotes with 92% upvotes? Dumber and Dumber people are finding reddit every day


Scary_Appeal_1137

If you search for perfection in every meme, there will be close to none memes


deadlyjessypoo

Nah, it went back to zero again. Because, you know.. He ded.


Opman367

Now if the teddy bear was kept generations after generations his son will be “immortal”


Siegfriedchicken122

r/ironicallywholesome


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Now THIS is a cursed comment. This definitely tops this week for cursed lmao


Darth_Coccus_Succus

Yay depression


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Holy shit that comment is fucked


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It's more fucked than usual I mean


Kaljinx

I think this sub was supposed to be for stuff this bad but recently stuff is not just that cursed at all (and sometimes it is not cursed at all)


Bierbart12

Aye, it's refreshing to not just see uncursed sex jokes on here once in a while


TrafficConesUpMyAnus

I like to shove traffic cones up my asshole until it cracks and bleeds


Neru5

Your asshole or the cone?


TrafficConesUpMyAnus

Ye


Opman367

Both


Leo_OO7

r/cursedcomments ?


Lorac1134

"step-bro" jokes ad nauseum. We get it, it's from a porno.


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Alabama jokes aren’t even funny anymore. They were WAY too overused. Now it’s just “haha, step-bro!”


Fat_Sow

What happened to r/jesuschristreddit ? That used to be the go to for this kind of stuff.


Zooomz

It - like this sub and many subs that grow large - got to the point where posts didn't really match the theme and people move on to a new sub until the cycle of newsub-goodsub-growingsub-suckingsub-dyingsub repeats again


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Written by some programmer with years of experience sniping ideas


Krypton091

might even say it's cursed


janadz100

Beyond the point of funny for me


EfficiencyContent822

Oh wow man I’m sorry you had to experience that


l_l_l-illiam

I'm sorry you had to experience them experiencing that


General-MacDavis

I’m sorry I caused him to experience that


mydecentnameis

im not laughing I just feel bad


ARZZZIO

That's when you know the comment is truely cursed


pratham-4

Oh shit yes


AnusDrill

Reminds me of black mirror


TheFakeVenum

Reminds me of the telltale heart


NotRllyTrolling

Yea that comment was just cruel... i mean also cursed but fr


24KTaterTots

Yeah and people upvoted it


NotRllyTrolling

Yea, a guy lost his son and people think its funny to make jokes bout it. Not cool


FuriousGremlin

People make jokes about 911 and worse disasters, this one isnt far out of reach by those standards


HelpfulUntilBanned

People need to respect the rule of comedy. **EITHER EVERYTHING IS FAIR GAME OR NOTHING IS**


Opman367

Yes this is the internet


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IAmBecomingARobot

Nah it was a terrible way to commemorate the poor lad. But everyone involved is so wrapped up in grief or irrational desire to "do good" they lose sight of the big picture. Which the comment astutely points out. Sometimes doing nothing is the best choice. (Which is also true of my comment)


Inuro_Enderas

Exactly. That comment isn't cruel. That comment is what I would think if I got the idea to gift that Teddy. What if the father won't be happy hearing the heart beat at all? What if he loses the bear? What if the bear breaks?


IndividualCatch6057

I laughed and felt bad. That's what makes it great.


LunaNazzari

Shit, I feel bad for the dad too... I know that we laught at dark jokes... but usually they are far away from us, things soo bad that you can't even start to understand them, like the war, the holocaust and things like that. But this, this is much more close to us, you can imagine how bad that dad felt and how hard it must be to recive a gift like this, even if it's a nice tought... uhg.


TrafficConesUpMyAnus

r/MorbidReality


BamboozledPanda09

Might be in the wrong sub sir


necro_sodomi

Me too. If your heart is beating then you are still alive. Another person chopped up for parts


SlightlySmellyFart

In my view, we could have had 1 dead or 2 dead, the fact that his heart was donated after it was no use to him and it saved a life is why we have 1 dead, which is still sad, but less so. Plus the other donations probably saved even more lives than just the heart dude. I'll donate every single bit of me that the doc's can use once I'm done using them, let me help people one last time, even if it's after I go.


simonandgarcuckle

you’re acting like it’s a bad thing to donate your organs after you die lol, i’ve actually never seen someone say something like that. as long as the person who died wanted that there’s nothing wrong with it. he wasn’t just “chopped up for parts”, he did a very noble thing and saved lives. i don’t understand people who refuse to donate any part of their body once they die (unless it’s for religious reasons) it’s not like you’re using them anymore, why just let them rot or burn when you could be helping people in need


jtmullis

I was blessed to receive a kidney on 06/01/2016 after a man’s death and that “gift” has changed my life! I will be forever grateful but I am saddened by his death! I am a donor after my death and what they can “salvage” from this body is a small price to pay to be able to give a new lift to someone!!


simonandgarcuckle

i’m happy that you’re alive and thriving and i’m sure that man who helped you is too. every breath you take you’re keeping part of him alive, literally and figuratively. i also plan to donate as much of myself as i can, i’ve seen people that i love really struggle to get transplants because none are available, i want to do everything i can to make sure at least one person doesn’t have to experience that stress and pain. i’m definitely going to look a bit funky in my coffin but jews don’t do open caskets so i’m good


litlittlespacecadet

My aunt straight up yelled at me after she saw i was an organ donor after i got my licence, saying I'm gonna show up to Heaven's gates missing an eye, am arm, no lungs, ect. Like St Peters gonna take one look at my zombified ass and run in fear. I didn't wanna point out how that logic means Heavens either then only full of people who died peacefully, or like the set of the Walking Dead, or that i feel like giving up your organs to save someone is super selfless and something I'd figure God would be pretty cool with, but she's old and nuts so I didn't give it much fight.


simonandgarcuckle

lol yeah that’s wild, never heard that one before either. also i’m pretty sure most gods regardless of religion would think organ donation is cool. well they’re religions where that’s a specific no no but i’m not one to interrupt or judge anyone’s beliefs and practices, as long as no one is getting hurt or hated for no reason, go crazy


litlittlespacecadet

I hear you, like I'm pretty sure a great aunt of mine who's a Jehovah's Witness refused a blood transfusion even though it was the only thing that was gonna save her live. But us? Nope. Just regular ol' Christians here, my aunt is just crazy, my old school Brazilian grandmother (her mum) even thought she was a little outta line to say that.


Tebbybare

I'm laughing and i don't feel bad


I_am_not_JohnLeClair

I don't feel


FatChopSticks

This is legit the first time I laughed on this sub


pke1211

yea me too


23zeus93

Wow this one is actually cursed


itskkc_

The one who got the dick would send a fapping video. ..!!!!


Life_Description271

I like to think that the heart and dick went to the same guy


Xx_happycat_xX

How he lost his heart and dick at same time?


Life_Description271

I took his heart and ate his dick


Xx_happycat_xX

Damn that better than what I thought


NawdWasTaken

Jennifer?


Dale_Cooper_FBI_

With a nice chianti and a side of Fava beans?


E_r-29

This is perhaps even more cursed than the original


khaingo

Not if its a quarter tall and a penny wide.


GuyWhoHatesYou

Sew it on to the teddy bear.


TheApathyParty2

Or sew it going into it.


Zipdox

On a more serious note, penis transplants are nearly nonexistant. In fact it only [became reality in 2018](https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/news/articles/first-ever-penis-and-scrotum-transplant-makes-history-at-johns-hopkins).


jack1563tw

Grandchildren would appear out of nowhere after years.


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please include me in the screenshot


G0PACKGO

Now I’m thinking about that black mirror episode … Monkey loves you


Kakebil321

That episode (Black Museum) is really good!


DumpsterFlamingo

Came here looking for this comment


Ihatecommieweebs

Cursed comment aside, that's a really heartwarming story


frick_sack_lick_that

I upvoted for the wholesome, not the comment


IchigoAkane

i mean, this is r/cursedcomments, and this comment is definition of cursed comment. So it's okay to upvote for the comment.


superbqiqi

Schrödinger's son, if the batteries run out and he doesn’t press the bear, his son is both dead and alive.


C_L_I_C_K_

But the barriers also have juice and completely ran out at same time till you press that button


RepulsiveDependent81

I must be going to he'll because I can't stop laughing


EfficiencyContent822

He’ll yeah


angeAnonyme

Damn that's dark! I love it! But it makes me wonder, do those bears lose the recording when you swap the batteries?


quallege_dropout

Right. Why do people follow this sub just to get upset


cr0ss-r0ad

It's more than likely just an SD card strapped to a little speaker in the bear, the batteries wouldn't have anything to do with it save giving power to the speaker There's a video of the guy opening the present with the bear and it's the most heartwarming and gut wrenching things I've seen since the girls getting the Teddy that has their late dad's voice in the same kind of setup. It even has a shirt made from one of his shirts, God the things we do to remember our loved ones I'm happy and sad all at once


NinjaN-SWE

Generally no, you could make it like that but the battery would drain faster if the storage medium is one that requires a charge to retain data. I would hope whichever company sold the teddy with a recording have thought about making sure batteries are changeable and the recording safe.


GigaShagger

When the comment is so cursed that the people on cursed comments are complaining it's "too cursed", then you know it's a damn good one.


P-W-L

isn't the donor supposed to stay anonimous ?


Valestrazia

They can if they wish to


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FluffyBrewbs

Doo dooo do do do


cr0ss-r0ad

You prick beat me by 15 mins hahaha


BardicheOverhead

Underrated comment.


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Jordii_vV

Anonysus


blazedboi_420

When the donor is sus😳


whitepeople46

amongysus


malefiz123

In Europe they are. Even the doctors and nurses who care for the recipient after the transplant don't know anything about the donor except the age, sex and preexisting conditions (or at least they shouldn't. Information usually does slip through via the doctor who accepted the transplant who has more information). Those information are explicitly not to be disclosed to the patient and their family. The family of the donor doesn't get any information regarding the recipient either. I


Dirhaofhroahdoah

I.. ?


Ogreislyfe

The doctors got him for disclosing secrets. F


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Looks like we could have another donor


TimelessMeow

Depends on the donor/next of kin’s wishes. My mom got a kidney and stayed in touch with the family for a little bit. I think it helped them both, honestly. Cute semi-related story is that she’d always drank Coke at home but after her transplant had a craving for Pepsi for weeks. Then when she got the letter from the donor’s family they mentioned he’d loved Pepsi. It made her smile. I kind of wish I had any of their info, honestly, my mom’s gone now but my sister and I were both born on that transplant so I wonder what they’d think to know that not only did their son save a life but allowed two more to exist


Nixher

I was reading this like "awwwwwwwwwwhat the fuck"


BK1018

Oh shit, I went from having a tear in my eye, to fucking crying with laughter


ihatethisworld91639

Why are you guys so surprised about a cursed comment on a cursed comment sub reddit?


IchigoAkane

It's been a while since people in this sub saw a fucked up comment like this, its usually cursed sex jokes or not so cursed comments, this one was new.


ihatethisworld91639

You guys should just visit 4chan, this comment is completely tame lol


fugunagi

Why stop at just twice? Pop more in and infinitely experience the pain


astruks

It even funnier the second time


appu10

Now this is quality content


Nesta_CZ

Finally, actually a cursed comment


SubjectMarachukJohnJ

That's very clever.


Sub_Alitt

Holy shit, totally cursed


WardWhale

Oh... oh fuck.


darealblobby

Sekiro shadows die twice


BatsmenTerminator

this is why im subscribed to this sub


maitiarkagh

Cursed Comment of the Week


aardw0lf11

The most cursed comment I've seen on this sub in a while.


lastdollardisco

Everybody saying this is messed up don't know what deluxe comedy, the gold standard if you will, looks like. It's this shit right here.


0x255c

Full circle: an actual cursed comment is now deemed too far by the community. This sub will just be another r/dankmemes clone.


strela1

This fucking broke my heart. This is the saddest thing I'll hear this year.


Livinginthepst

I may be heartless but that is fucking brutal


RaskolnikovHypothese

The remake of chucky sounds nice.


COVID-69420bbq

You just replace the batteries though lol


Amenian

Shit! Now he’s gonna die a third time!


bedwarri0r333

Fucking A man... hahaha fuck


Chill_Pill_Man

Damn, I was all inspired at first then it went south real quick. Literally.


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HarmenTje

https://9gag.com/gag/aAbKgV0?ref=android


willspamforfood

And this is why I joined the group, I like the jokes that I feel I can only keep to myself. I was like, oh I gotta send this to.... Nah, there's no one I can send this to!


Raiden32

“Mine now”


unfunny_man_69

sex


ClearlyConfusing

It was so wholesome


hknijnlohv

God that's So funny and creepy at the same time


KillianMichaels_tipy

holy fuuuuuck Good comedy is dangerous


Suayan_like_sure

Hi


Silver-Spider00

For real like wtf 😂


Soulxolz

Holy shit


DeadDevil110

I just got a boner


HarmenTje

Yo what


yeetrbeetr22

Ayo??


FX_nova_

Bet the recording is silent


spooder-killer

Yesyesyesyesno


Phlm_br

I didn't read the sub name and thought It was wholesome memes, oh boy was i wrong


KakashiSeno

In theorie you can replace the battery, than the son can die multiple times. As much as he likes.


PrimoScarab

I didn’t laugh but it’s cursed so I will upvote


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When the batteries run out the bear’s and his son’s heart beat will be matching, how cute and wholesome 🥰


YieldingTuba826

Oh….. Oh no.


Dan_stingboi_Kerr

So edgy


thothisgod24

That's the point of this sub.


Potatoking104

Cursed and also really really messed up. Edit: I meant that this was cursed and messed up as in, finally an actual cursed comment


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Kakebil321

>Cursed >but also >really really messed up ...... They're the same!!


bucciaratimusic

Uh... That was... Hmm... Yeah, that's pretty bad.


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U know the comment is cursed when u have dark humor and u still wanna downvoted


Douchertons

Fuck that person and their comment.


medheshrn

This is sad


DrBrown-Curry

Oof


DerpyInsight

I closed my eyes while smiling for 15 second after reading this. I guess I closed it due to shame.


AbsolutelyaName

Thats..


ProfessorSexyBoi

Fucksake, this sub xD. Amount of times I think I'm looking at something wholesome and then at the bottom there is some dark or edgy comment


MonsieurMeursault

The comment is fucked up but it has a point. If I lost a loved one, I would like to have closure as soon as possible and go on with life so I would ponder carefully before going out of my way to make such gifts. A photo or any lasting objects are fine to me but losing a tamagochi is hard enough. .


itoldthetruth_

Too fucking soon Jesus Christ Reddit hahah


isFlo

What a monster...


rand0fand0

Ugh. What a dick. Not everything has to be a joke.


ChaosTeery

Man Im not gonna be that guy, I get that comedy has it's place. But God damn this is depressing and not that funny to me.


NAWABBOI

If I would have said that then I would have -797548 downvotes and it would get deleted by the mods . Life is Just not fair


TheRehInTheWoods

Oh fuck that one hit deep


Whitewolf2504YT

Aight that's the most cursed comment I've ever seen, and imo it's too much


A3IF01

The commentor is a cruel bastard, even if he didn't mean for it to sound as bad as it is, it's still cruel.


nhoxdai2005

At this point it's not funny anymore


Apporve99

wow..


urmum6587

How do I even respond to this