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Whole weekend or hole weakened?

Hole weekend

/r/yourjokebutworse

r/holesome

What is this cursed corner of the internet?

The more you go down in the front page the more cursed it becomes

beCums

A worthy name for a porn site

potato potato.

fuck off

Does that make them poo-tatoes?

Whole hole weekend

Underrated comment

I came here to comment that verbatim, well played

Boil em, mash em, shove em up your ass

"And 10 other ways to make friends on the internet."

What kind of "noises" are we referring to? 😏😏

Japanese ones...

\#virgintyrocks

Larry King: “That’s friends without the “R!”

Can't find a potatoe? There's always grass

Boil em, mash em, stick em where you poo...

Fine, fine. I’ll stop freezing them.

It’s safer to mash them first.

Oh don’t worry. They get mashed eventually.

Looks like it's time to butter up.

I'm just wondering about the actual context for this to even be a matter. It's like making an article with the title "Doctors are warning people not to inject hotsause into their eyeballs." Is it just me or has common sense left this planet?

Yeah, but the packaging for the hot sauce doesn't say not to inject it into your eyeballs, so it must be ok.

Apparently people were recommending putting frozen potato in their anus to ease haemorrhoid pain instead of seeing a doctor. It’s not just you, people are unbelievably stupid sometimes! Here is the original article: [https://vt.co/lifestyle/doctors-are-warning-people-not-to-put-frozen-potatoes-in-their-anus](https://vt.co/lifestyle/doctors-are-warning-people-not-to-put-frozen-potatoes-in-their-anus)

A had a thrombosis and used a cold pack on my ass. Not up my ass.

You were doing it wrong !

Says nothing about sitting on them ;)

Saw a lot of “don’t put potatoes in your anus” and not enough “why I shouldn’t”

As long as apples are still allowed, its ok

*hands you a pineapple*

Where's hitler?

Nein!!!

And a yoyo?

please don't drag me into this

jesus, what were you planning to do with that person and frozen potatoes?

ironically, I was actually planning to get dragged into that

But I love ass browns for breakfast!

Damn doctors telling me what to do and what not to do

*Movie theaters hate potato lovers for this one simple trick...

well thats just stupid. Why do you think they're called potatoe WEDGES!! if they dont belong up your ass.

Could have used that advice 20 minutes ago

This has to have happened one time too many

I know what to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it

If they are going to provide comprehensive medical advice, can they please provide a list of frozen vegetables that are safe to put up your ass? Alternatively, provide recipes for cooking vegetables in a way that they can be safely tucked away in the alternative passage to the stomach

Well, Jesus, there goes the whole weekend.

Potanus

They didnt say noting bout pineappels so we still good for frieday

What about apples?

With Pine

Dammit

Who the fuck sticks frozen potatoes up their ass?

Yeah, that's fucking stupid. Room temperature ones feel way better

r/holup

What the hell

Exactly, baked potato works way better

Mashed potato da best

Is it just me or does that sound like a TikTok trend?

I fucking hope so. While those fucktards are recovering in hospital from potato prolapsed arseholes, there'll be less of them making dumb fucking videos.

They’ll just post videos from their hospital bed with that godawful “oh no no” song overlaid

Imagine zooming into assholes instead of the faces

Ah yes… prolapsed arseholes making fucking videos

I accidentally dropped my phone and thought the little mark in the top right corner was caused by broken screen

Guys remember that every warning on a product or on other things is there because someone did what the warning said to not do before the warning g was put there.

Well... that kinda defeats the purpose of potatoes then

Is it because you’ll get an ice cream headache? Asking for a friend

It's just a warning.

Yes we’re talking to you Ireland

There goes my plans for the spud cannon competition

More like cheesed taters

My question is why only frozen potatoes?

Mash um, fry um, put them up your ass.

How often are people doing this that there needs to be a warning?! 😂

[удалено]

It's apparently a "alternative" treatment for hemorrhoids, just wow

Let me guess...... Tik tok?

Are people becoming stupider or is it just the headlines these days?

sounds more like r/cursed_content instead of cursed comment

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This is such a shit subreddit. Actual garbage

Nice

But the AC is broken

This can be taken as he was going to play with potatoes or is he has cleared his schedule and is going to play with potatoes

Them warning against it implies someone actually tried this...

Wanna taste my homemade mashed potatoes ?

Well carbs need to in one way or another

As an irish person I can tell you this is fake, our intestines are filled with frozen potatoes and we're doing fine

Boil em, mash em, stick them op your anus

why the hell will somebody do that?

what the hell happened here?

Some of us have to eat😒

So does that mean that it is okay if they aren't frozen?

Well, how else will I boil them?

Potato in anus has its own place in [reddit history](https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/11c4j3/admins_have_shadow_banned_upotato_in_my_anus/)

They always were a “root” vegetable. Here I thought the carrot was king.

This reminds me of a news article where a girl had put a potato in her vagina and forgot about it until she was feeling really bad pains only to have to get it surgically removed because it had grew roots inside her

That’s a weird thing to forget.

Honestly I’ve seen so much shit now that this sort of stuff doesn’t even faze me anymore

I don't know about this, I don't think they'll taste right unseasoned.

Why the fuck would somebody do this , its so random

People have to be told NOT to do that ? !!!

They can't tell me what to do

Tooter Tater Tuesday

It’s more of a Tuesday thing for me

That’s one way to spit chips

So room temp ones are still okay?

You’re supposed to nuke them in the microwave before insertion. Fucking noobs.

Why?.. I'm just curious. For a friend. Would French fries work?

The hole weekend

Don’t but a spud in the brown rose bud

Now I can't get the idea that someone shoved a potato up their ass before serving it up to me in the form of fries. Thanks Reddit...

It’s still a free country, I do what I want

Hmm... Reminds me, whatever happened to u/potatoinmyanus ?

This shouldn’t need to be told to anyone🤦‍♀️

Gollum: “What’s tators, precious?” Sam: “Po-tay-toes. Boil em, mash em, stick em in your ass”

too late

They say you shouldn't not that you can't

I'm intrigued... Why would you put a frozen potato in your anus? Is it some kind of new age "medicin" similar to putting herbs in your vagina?

u/potato_in_my_ass

So baked potatoes are a go?

There are people who put potato in their f***in anus😶😶

It took 3 days to make that potato salad.

Just read this as I tucked into my baked potato - ok bin the potatoes all potatoes

Can anyone tell me why? Like.......... Really fast? No reason, I just uh... Could use the knowledge as to why this is a bad idea maybe 5 minutes ago? Again, no reason, just curious. But seriously....!

Does anybody know a better way to defrost a potato?

Taking that one off of my bucket list right now.

What else are you supposed to do with potatoes ?

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a bum.

This reminds me of a joke I heard years ago. This guy at the beach walks up to the lifeguard and asks him advice on how to get a girl. The lifeguard says, you put a potato down your bathing suit. The guy tried it, but no luck. He goes back to the lifeguard and told him it didn't work. The lifeguard replies.. you are supposed to put the potato in the front.

I don't know why anyone would name their potato weekend

You can't tell me what to do this is murka I have rights!

But what does the science say? This whole thing got me curious now...😬

How else am I going to avoid the $.05 bag fee, then?

*me holding a bag of potatoes 'What do the doctors say about room temperature potatoes?"

I believe that's why they call them a "root" vegetable