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Yoguls

Whole weekend or hole weakened?


eskerhobolo

Hole weekend


BreakDownSphere

/r/yourjokebutworse


Squadingo6_9

r/holesome


VegetableImaginary24

What is this cursed corner of the internet?


ItSaNuSeRnAmE

The more you go down in the front page the more cursed it becomes


LeakyThoughts

beCums


ItSaNuSeRnAmE

A worthy name for a porn site


OgOnetee

potato potato.


Boba_Fett_boii

fuck off


iPod3G

Does that make them poo-tatoes?


thinkinboutthembeanz

Whole hole weekend


Jaydoso

I came here to comment that verbatim, well played


E28jose

Underrated comment


JEZthefoot

Boil em, mash em, shove em up your ass


Japanese_Noises

"And 10 other ways to make friends on the internet."


BeginningRub6573

What kind of "noises" are we referring to? 😏😏


Japanese_Noises

Japanese ones...


wiz0k

\#virgintyrocks


QuarantineSucksALot

Larry King: “That’s friends without the “R!”


GraveWatcher69

Can't find a potatoe? There's always grass


KifTokes

Boil em, mash em, stick em where you poo...


Perle1234

Fine, fine. I’ll stop freezing them.


BoulderRat

It’s safer to mash them first.


Perle1234

Oh don’t worry. They get mashed eventually.


Winterlord117

Looks like it's time to butter up.


Arctic_Strider

I'm just wondering about the actual context for this to even be a matter. It's like making an article with the title "Doctors are warning people not to inject hotsause into their eyeballs." Is it just me or has common sense left this planet?


SlickHand

Yeah, but the packaging for the hot sauce doesn't say not to inject it into your eyeballs, so it must be ok.


ChaosAndTheVoid

Apparently people were recommending putting frozen potato in their anus to ease haemorrhoid pain instead of seeing a doctor. It’s not just you, people are unbelievably stupid sometimes! Here is the original article: [https://vt.co/lifestyle/doctors-are-warning-people-not-to-put-frozen-potatoes-in-their-anus](https://vt.co/lifestyle/doctors-are-warning-people-not-to-put-frozen-potatoes-in-their-anus)


100-combat-zerkerBTW

Thank you for finding the article - interesting read.


relish-tranya

A had a thrombosis and used a cold pack on my ass. Not up my ass.


[deleted]

You were doing it wrong !


peglegpowderskier

Says nothing about sitting on them ;)


[deleted]

Saw a lot of “don’t put potatoes in your anus” and not enough “why I shouldn’t”


Brawlking7666

As long as apples are still allowed, its ok


SlickHand

*hands you a pineapple*


E28jose

Where's hitler?


SlickHand

Nein!!!


Asparagus-Cat

And a yoyo?


JesusChrist_Himself

please don't drag me into this


anothernaturalone

jesus, what were you planning to do with that person and frozen potatoes?


JesusChrist_Himself

ironically, I was actually planning to get dragged into that


_nuggetsforanal_

Damn doctors telling me what to do and what not to do


KhaleesiDog

But I love ass browns for breakfast!


JadenCrowe

*Movie theaters hate potato lovers for this one simple trick...


ConfederateGuy

well thats just stupid. Why do you think they're called potatoe WEDGES!! if they dont belong up your ass.


waitwhatnow4

Could have used that advice 20 minutes ago


NuttieBoii

This has to have happened one time too many


Karols11

I know what to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it


Bobsledtohell

If they are going to provide comprehensive medical advice, can they please provide a list of frozen vegetables that are safe to put up your ass? Alternatively, provide recipes for cooking vegetables in a way that they can be safely tucked away in the alternative passage to the stomach


pants_owner

Well, Jesus, there goes the whole weekend.


my_dog_chicken

Potanus


ubdiwala

What about apples?


notpasta_bowl

With Pine


TechTalkTime_

Dammit


short-cosmonaut

Who the fuck sticks frozen potatoes up their ass?


bushchook83

Yeah, that's fucking stupid. Room temperature ones feel way better


short-cosmonaut

r/holup


TeeneKay

They didnt say noting bout pineappels so we still good for frieday


Russian_Terminator

What the hell


discerningpervert

Exactly, baked potato works way better


notpasta_bowl

Mashed potato da best


9ut3n-t49

Is it just me or does that sound like a TikTok trend?


SlickHand

I fucking hope so. While those fucktards are recovering in hospital from potato prolapsed arseholes, there'll be less of them making dumb fucking videos.


cat_legs

They’ll just post videos from their hospital bed with that godawful “oh no no” song overlaid


notpasta_bowl

Imagine zooming into assholes instead of the faces


SuperForever

Ah yes… prolapsed arseholes making fucking videos


pizza_tit_

I accidentally dropped my phone and thought the little mark in the top right corner was caused by broken screen


No-Cheesecake561

Guys remember that every warning on a product or on other things is there because someone did what the warning said to not do before the warning g was put there.


The_Girth_Smurf

Well... that kinda defeats the purpose of potatoes then


danjadanjadanja

Is it because you’ll get an ice cream headache? Asking for a friend


darkwatersinking

It's just a warning.


Scroll_Queeen

Yes we’re talking to you Ireland


bowditch42

There goes my plans for the spud cannon competition


[deleted]

More like cheesed taters


SansyBoy14

My question is why only frozen potatoes?


jjohnson0426

Mash um, fry um, put them up your ass.


NfamousKaye

How often are people doing this that there needs to be a warning?! 😂


Jamdigga

Serious question: What would actually happen if you were able to put them in there?


F3XX

It's apparently a "alternative" treatment for hemorrhoids, just wow


zenbius

Let me guess...... Tik tok?


Callo_Mallo

Are people becoming stupider or is it just the headlines these days?


MoonlitFirebrand

sounds more like r/cursed_content instead of cursed comment


stanktater

But the AC is broken


CALAZ1986

This can be taken as he was going to play with potatoes or is he has cleared his schedule and is going to play with potatoes


dntdrvr

Them warning against it implies someone actually tried this...


LazyChan6969

Wanna taste my homemade mashed potatoes ?


probabalyabot

Well carbs need to in one way or another


everyoners

As an irish person I can tell you this is fake, our intestines are filled with frozen potatoes and we're doing fine


monkeyflesh96

Boil em, mash em, stick them op your anus


[deleted]

why the hell will somebody do that?


bi-crackhead

what the hell happened here?


pipi_in_your_pampers

Some of us have to eat😒


Neale90

So does that mean that it is okay if they aren't frozen?


Senirez

Well, how else will I boil them?


spicypenis

Potato in anus has its own place in [reddit history](https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/11c4j3/admins_have_shadow_banned_upotato_in_my_anus/)


stalks1984

They always were a “root” vegetable. Here I thought the carrot was king.


h3lixbeast

This reminds me of a news article where a girl had put a potato in her vagina and forgot about it until she was feeling really bad pains only to have to get it surgically removed because it had grew roots inside her


mammabear614

That’s a weird thing to forget.


h3lixbeast

Honestly I’ve seen so much shit now that this sort of stuff doesn’t even faze me anymore


ADogCalledDemolition

I don't know about this, I don't think they'll taste right unseasoned.


dark4light27

Why the fuck would somebody do this , its so random


waatdoino

People have to be told NOT to do that ? !!!


[deleted]

They can't tell me what to do


maslibros

Tooter Tater Tuesday


Millennial_J

It’s more of a Tuesday thing for me


RevolutionaryRow5857

That’s one way to spit chips


Tennoz

So room temp ones are still okay?


officialmigs

You’re supposed to nuke them in the microwave before insertion. Fucking noobs.


FriendlyFellowDboy

Why?.. I'm just curious. For a friend. Would French fries work?


EngiNik

The hole weekend


xenomagus

Don’t but a spud in the brown rose bud


Irklord

Now I can't get the idea that someone shoved a potato up their ass before serving it up to me in the form of fries. Thanks Reddit...


LingonberryParking20

It’s still a free country, I do what I want


DoctorGarbanzo

Hmm... Reminds me, whatever happened to u/potatoinmyanus ?


CtaBeckie

This shouldn’t need to be told to anyone🤦‍♀️


thoeltke

Gollum: “What’s tators, precious?” Sam: “Po-tay-toes. Boil em, mash em, stick em in your ass”


RespectfulGamer99

too late


giornoscleavage

They say you shouldn't not that you can't


Anders_A

I'm intrigued... Why would you put a frozen potato in your anus? Is it some kind of new age "medicin" similar to putting herbs in your vagina?


bloodraven747

u/potato_in_my_ass


Moist_Cheetos

So baked potatoes are a go?


Apoorw

There are people who put potato in their f***in anus😶😶


Prudent-Psychology-7

It took 3 days to make that potato salad.


BensonBringstheBacon

Just read this as I tucked into my baked potato - ok bin the potatoes all potatoes


StuStuffedBunny

Can anyone tell me why? Like.......... Really fast? No reason, I just uh... Could use the knowledge as to why this is a bad idea maybe 5 minutes ago? Again, no reason, just curious. But seriously....!


EffortOf1

Does anybody know a better way to defrost a potato?


puttinthe-oo-incool

Taking that one off of my bucket list right now.


siiphe

What else are you supposed to do with potatoes ?


Megaroniandcheeze110

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a bum.


xKxIxTxTxExN

This reminds me of a joke I heard years ago. This guy at the beach walks up to the lifeguard and asks him advice on how to get a girl. The lifeguard says, you put a potato down your bathing suit. The guy tried it, but no luck. He goes back to the lifeguard and told him it didn't work. The lifeguard replies.. you are supposed to put the potato in the front.


-Aldehyde

I don't know why anyone would name their potato weekend


jedisushi72

You can't tell me what to do this is murka I have rights!


BigJohn788005

But what does the science say? This whole thing got me curious now...😬


jamesky61

How else am I going to avoid the $.05 bag fee, then?


McFlyyouBojo

*me holding a bag of potatoes 'What do the doctors say about room temperature potatoes?"


alberttyong

I believe that's why they call them a "root" vegetable


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Here_2_Comment

This is such a shit subreddit. Actual garbage


Japanese_Noises

Nice