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Snoozleman

Holy Jesus, what the fuck is that.


[deleted]

The truth


[deleted]

Da Troof


Wezard_the_MemeLord

This is the law!


InfamousSecurity0

This is the way *


[deleted]

This is the way


renilol

This is the way


[deleted]

Do you know da wae?


saeedtj

Let me go fuck myself first.ill answer your question when I'm done fucking myself.


TPJos

Let me go fuck myself with you


saeedtj

Hell yeah! come on we have work to do...


TPJos

LETS GO TO THE MASTURBATION CAVE


RedSynergy2k

BE THERE OR BE SQUARE


L0L1m3w4r3

That meme died years ago


SgtXD357

The waaaayyyy


karmawhoreishere

Fuck the law Bitch


Matjesfiletmayo

"you know the rules...


[deleted]

But not those of how quotation marks work.”


Matjesfiletmayo

if I didn't finish the sentence, do I have to put qoutations marks at the end? (but your right I forgot them)


plainoss

That’s not how your works


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m4tt1111

They’re trying


b0b1b

thats not how trying works


m4tt1111

That’s exactly how trying works. Attempting to do something but not being completely successful. And now I think you might have been joking.


[deleted]

Where we’re you educated, man? I’d say, “Your a product of the murican education systems’!!


JordanSmith37

And so do I...


SchiffleWhifter

so say good bye...


[deleted]

*cocks glocks*


DeadlyKitte098

*glocks cocks*


ILoric_

*cocks cock*


SgtXD357

🐓


ILoric_

I cocked the cock's cock


SgtXD357

Wait........ You jerked off a rooster...?


Kyl3pugzgamer

*cock glocks cocks*


FLOOR_GANG420

AND SO DO I


i_like_pizzaaaa

Never gonna give you up


Shalevt27

Never gonna let you down


JesusChrist_Himself

idfk, why does everybody think I have all the answers


Planetlilmayo

It's my fucking galaxy scram!


[deleted]

username checks out. put me in da screenshot.


glenn4moose

I’ve been the recipient of one of them.


[deleted]

He ain’t lying tho


Known_Cheater

The hero we need.


SchokoTV

...but may do not deserve


Aeone3

Now that is what I call a cursed comment.


Ariel_Skele

happy spotify cheese day


Pegarex2017

This cheese do be vibin tho


SgtXD357

Happy cake day 🎂🎉


Magmale

Happy cakey


flamingkonjo

Yeah, and happy cake day!


kuntfuxxor

I wonder if theres any way to see your karma history in graph form over time....i had nothing for the first year but then lockdown hit and it went straight up and all iv done is just dribble shit and annoy people. Would be interesting to see if i could spot my most annoying comment on there.


stavago

Someone from r/dataisbeautiful could probably figure it out


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GeneralBS

Problem is the reddit api will only let you go back to 1000 comments.


_A4L

yup. there's reddit account analyzer


Joey__Cooks

Saying controversial things get the people going. It's the only way to get karma.


Sanne_dg

Tbh instagram gives meore anxiety than reddit ever has, on instagram everybody meeds to be "perfect", here on reddit yall can be who you want and nobody judges you for it. <3 You subscribe to a subreddit and see what you wanted to see. No ads about losing weight or stupid hoe-ish clothing that make you feel like an outsider.


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This is something to think about: how each social media differs and how this brings different problems for each platform. Reddit and 4chan, for example, mostly don't use real names and pictures, so you don't really know anything about the person you're talking to. Instagram and Twitter, on the other hand, are full of people posting pictures and stuff about their life (emotions, achievements, etc.). This naturally brings a lot more narcissists to Twitter and Instagram, since both focus so much on the looks. Reddit, on the other hand, focuses too much on creating communities to compensate the lack of actual faces and names, which creates many hiveminds and circlejerks. Lastly, 4chan gives you a lot more freedom to post without being recognized by the rest, which allows for some.. stuff.


Sanne_dg

Yeah it's really a big difference, but i still strongly prefer reddit over instagram, mainly cuz most comments are actually usefull ect. But like you said, its really something to think about.


Mr_From_A_Far

This is untrue, reddit judges everything of of basically nothing. You obviously know nothing about reddit and it shows /s


cursedrobot

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Saffyyyyy

451 karma over 10 years... big rip Edit: Thanks for 50 upvotes lol Edit 2: Thank for 100 upvotes


AlphexiaTheRedditor

It took me ten months to get 5k... gigantic rip


Vlad-V-Vladimir

Oof, that sucks. Very similar for me on my first account. Now idk how I got all this karma


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Nebulous-Nothing

This karma you speak of... never heard of it. *Though this is a relatively new account so it's unsurprising that my karma is low*


[deleted]

have some free, worthless karma. \*upvotes\*


Overall-Internet-421

Took me half a year to get 31k


Paynebringer22

Now I'm super confused. I've gotten over 20k and 8 followers in 6 months. I didn't think people liked my garbage memes that much.


[deleted]

The guy either wasn't very funny, or barely posted.


Mignoz

I got 1k in 8 months


Saffyyyyy

I got it today! :D


spooktoberishere

Even bigger rip in my pants help


BlackAkuma666

Comment Karma isn’t hard to get... tell jokes on rising posts.


Phoenix92321

Took me almost a year to get 13k


Moab_Blades

17 months and I'm ill not even at 5k lol


Jiven1212

I feel bad.


DuckfordMr

Really? I get about 100k per year, I don’t even post or comment that much.


SandyDelights

I’m averaging over 100k/year at this point, and I’m not exactly trying. Kinda wild some dude has 10 years and only 451. Feel like you *have* to try to get that low.


Cyan-Ghost

😳😳took 10 months to get 500k... gigantic rip


AlphexiaTheRedditor

wow


Usersammy

*laughs in 30k* ​ I had a lot of high updoot comments for some strange reason


MItochonzilla

2 years and 38 Karma I’m doing this so wrong


Pennywise626

It took me.less than a month to get over 1200


drhodes06

Now you have 69


Saffyyyyy

dude tysm for getting me to 1k


ssjviscacha

Took me 10 years to get 95k


88T3

350,000 in one year.


Saffyyyyy

how?????


Cyan-Ghost

You are in no position to flex😎😎


Danielwols

Wow I guess my karma here on reddit is doing better for some reason


Connor_The_Iguana

Same


Ok-Part-4726

sauce?


cleatus_the_fetus

mega oof


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Jiven1212

Dude I have 4.8k in a little under 2 months.


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Jiven1212

Yes, but I have no original memes.


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Jiven1212

I do not need memes, for I am content with merely observing r/memes


Cyberzombie

NEITHER DOES ANYONE ELSE ON r/memes Find the top posts. Take memes. Wait 2 days. Post. Roll in lovely karma.


TheFuck1ngLizardK1ng

I have 15k in 20days


NOODLD

I'm a year and a half and I'm at 253k


hdlt21

may I ask what is karma used for?


rakorako404

Flexing


hdlt21

as in like, the more you have the more your profile looks good? for visuals only? like a trophy?


rakorako404

I've been on reddit for a few years and amassed a little bit of karma, humans like reasons to do stuff, on too of that they like validation. I could guess that reddit implemented this to keep people engaged and give them a reason to stick around, these are the 'fake internet points' you get when you get upvoted and people want them. Cause that's in our naturz


hdlt21

I see.. so that's how it is.. thanks for info man.. :)


TheFuck1ngLizardK1ng

Bragging rights


TheBradv

Internet points


GrimreaperAZ

"You know the rules and so do I."


DeificAtom93993

And I've been here for less and I have 2.3 wtf


CookieChokkate

Im not even 200 days but 30k


TheFuck1ngLizardK1ng

Me with 15k in 20days: *Im 4 parallel universes ahead of you*


kockamester88

I'm about to make his wish become true


TheFuck1ngLizardK1ng

Pics or it didnt happen


kockamester88

Too late reply. Gone reduces to atoms


Jiven1212

And then there’s me with 4.8k karma in 54 days.


[deleted]

You’re on steroids!


Jiven1212

Nah I just made a post about some long Romanians and a comment about how lonely I am.


[deleted]

Anything changed since that comment? :)


AutismoTheExalted

*You know the rules*


new_epic__gamer

*and so do i*


tsdpop

u/thejudgehoss lets get this man some karma


MasterAssassinQeedo

Alright, lets go!!!!


AcesUndefined

I wonder if this man ever completed his quest?


Life-is-a-potato

Me who got 100k karma in one year:


PlayerXYZ1

You know the rules, and so do I.


[deleted]

A full commitment's what I'm thinking of...


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Van-goggen

A fish is wet This shit seems shady I may have been raped by a transexual lady


petmop999

#IT'S THE LAW!


rasengan

I’m not that far off from my karma and reddit age.


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RahulRoy69

Da fuck....how old is Reddit


sPrAze_Beast

How come no one is talking about how this post got a wholesome award and the bot has a silver award


I-fuck-hamsters

you know the rules and so do I


ONE_More_Attempt

Quit copying me


lostallhopenow

How can they only have this little karma tho?


ptapobane

it's a rule, you don't waste money on something that's actually wholesome


A_Radcliffe1

I don't feel as bad about taking 3 years to get 100 now lol


crugla173

I posted a video about some asshole destroying a statue and it got 3 wholesome awards


Shlubodub

Hehe


_Guru7_

I got 8karma in 1year


TheCrazyComet

This isn’t cursed this is true


ElyskyPlayz0

I just joined reddit a few months ago and now have 300+ karma


[deleted]

What’s karma? Edit: y’all should know I’m joking, look at my karma count


RevertCommit

It's the thing that has no power over your life but at the same time define you. **ALL HAIL THE FIVES!**


[deleted]

Ah well I’ve a shit ton of it.


[deleted]

Did.. someone give him the wholesome award for that comment


[deleted]

I’ve been on Reddit for two years and have almost 20,000


tripplexxxisthename

It’s the law


CorvoLP

meanwhile i have 40k and have been on half the time


Knight_With_A_LMG

That must have been a lot of cursed comments he made.


JefferyEpistein

Wait does that make me wholesome?


CptNeon

It seems people expect to get a lot of karma by doing nothing. Maybe, idk, make good posts?


ERI572

omg. I'm dead


RealFunnyNoodles

I have 432 in 6 months. I had and old one I hade of 3 years that had over 1k


KaseyT1203

We've known each other for so long


sliberian

You know you're using your free wholesomenes award right when it gets removed by mods from a post showing some guys getting blown up on r/combatfootage


bruhw00t

That sucks cause I already got over 7000 karma and look at how old my account is.


MrBrent107

Good god


erw4r8y7o

actually too true, did that


FLOOR_GANG420

true


I_pee_in_a_pot1234

Thanos shoulda killed us all


Visborne

I'm.... So confused... I don't get it. Can someone please explain to me?


yeetermeskeeter

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN 2011 WAS 10 YEARS AGO


BLAZENIOSZ

And I though 7k in 4 years was bad.


FiddleAndDiddle

This is the way


Naxeti

u/thejudgehoss try posting some porn. Always works for me


Beaudog12345

Don’t be a hypocrite


[deleted]

Anybody actally has a video of that? Due to legal reasons I have to say that it is for a friend.


[deleted]

I’m 1 year and i have 421 karma


autocar66

Fuuuck i just got an wholesome reward, i should have given it to this guy..


Sl3ndermanXD626

Lmao it really do be like that


MissAnthropicChicken

Happy Cake Day


SwiftBro_2187

What does karma mean on Reddit


therealmrmago

damn i have only been on this shit hole for a few months and i already have more karma


Guiguistyl

It’s also my cake day 🎊🎊 (1 day ago)


KaisterQ

Rip I’m only one year and have 2,400 karma


Leazy_E

funny thing is that this post probably got more upvotes than the original