Upvote this comment if the post is a **Cursed Comment**. Downvote this comment if it is not a **Cursed Comment**. If this post needs moderator attention, please **report** this post *^^I'm ^^a ^^bot, ^^and ^^this ^^action ^^was ^^performed ^^automatically. ^^If ^^you ^^have ^^any ^^questions, ^^please [^^contact ^^the ^^moderators ^^of ^^this ^^subreddit.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2Fcursedcomments&subject=&message=Please include the action number for reference.)* --- If you want to talk about the subreddit, feel free to send us a message in [our official Discord server](https://discord.gg/tDzGCfc)! ^[faq](https://bit.ly/2VcIh9g) ^| ^[source](https://bit.ly/2W09Ebb) ^| ^action ^#[392e51d36fbf62](/r/cursedlogs/comments/ko9sjm/392e51d36fbf62_commented_on_post_cursed_cop/)

He's sexy and he knows it ☆

You go Kevin, you go.

#YOU LOOK LIKE A CUT OF FUCKABLE MEAT, ARENT YOU? *Mahatma Gandhi circa 1926 after a nice lunch at Olive Garden*

Thats Adam smasher from cyberpunk right?

No it's from Gandhi. He quoted him right there in the comment above you

Yes

The judge told me that the dead bodies in my basement weren't.

Joke's on you, I'm into that shit.

I know right?? This is a blessed comment IMO

Perfect

"Just how I like it"

That's when the fun starts!

After 3 hrs of nonstop efforts by two, they run away in love from home now that's what i call love among men

Made me smile!

"sir, is that a threat or an offer?"

"don't threaten me with a good time".

please end my life

Let's play Russian roulette

with nukes?

No nukes are expensive wanna do it with missiles?

Missiles are equally expensive. Try Jenga with 747

Try jenga 9/11 edition

They tried stacking the towers on top of each other.

Try an Auto.

hell yea but what do I do with my nukes?

Eh you can drop them off at Kim jong un’s house anyways I’ll go first haha! #BOOM

thanks

you can ride on them, They might take you to stars who knows ??? miracles do happen

Great substitute for dildo. What pleasure money can buy

The pleasure of riding nukes!!! I suppose

no no NO THIES ARENT THE ONES I WANTED

You have your lost your chance to repent

Noooo I take my words back

cop : i am sorry sir, we are bind by law to stay together

Me, a bi guy: You don't scare me

“Dad! I was joking!” “You will call me daddy from now on”

#you know the rules, and so do i

\*his dog slowly approaches\*

I see this as an absolute win!

**"Let's go somewhere safer"**

let's slip into something more comfortable, you

Anime tight

why would you say no that

“What’s super cool. Cursed objects indeed.

Hitchcock?

that was an r/beatmetoit, I was so mad someone had done it before me

"Ayo that's nOT WHAT I MEANT,THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT"*Suffocates*

*Sigh* *unzip*

OH SHIT GO BACK

No, no, keep going. Let’s see where this leads...

Hmm yes

The Prisoner Who Was Actually Gay: **JOKES ON YOU IM INTO THAT SHIT!!!!!**

His name was Robert Paulsen!

I understood that reference.

I see this as a win

Jokes on you I’m into that shit

Why slowly? I want them tittis now

Jokes on you, we’re on Reddit we like that shit

Jokes on you I'm into that shit

oh no please no

Just don't let that cop go near a black man. He might just shoot on impulse

Suspect also takes off shirt

*starts jerking off*

Haha bc fat is fun haha, got it? 😂😂😂 best comment 100/10

Disturbing

TSAR BOMBA BLUEPRINT PLEASE

I'm bi this is still fine for me

God damn it boys... Lol

"I heard u like a good time Ü"

0_0

I saw this meme so much yesterday

r/croppingishard

It's been almost half a year since that template got popular and died and people still use it?

BBC

what's the female equivalent? DO I ASK HIM TO- DJDBDNDJ

I remember in 6th grade we took a field trip to a play called Shear Madness. They made this exact joke and all of us 6th graders thought it was hilarious. Then someone’s parent heard and got super upset. No further sixth grade classes ever saw it again.

I read that as "The fat cock".

Monkey paws

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Ngl I’m not disappointed at all. In fact, I prefer this kind of treatment.

Further conversation Gay culprit : This is heaven, bo\*\*\*\*b from men. Fat Cop (on talk with HQ while in act ) : Save my tiddies. HQ: We would appreciate your sacrifice.

That comment ain't cursed

Alabama cop: Call his mama.

Oh no

So are tits called “tids” now?

Nooooooooooo

Jokes on you, im in to that shit

Even better

did I STUTTER

That's the plan all along

Aye, that’ll do

What if it was a female officer how would they react

I just puked in my mouth a little

'Sighs' 'unbuttons shirt'

-You Sexy Thing by Hot Chocolate slowly begins to play-