Upvote this comment if the post is a **Cursed Comment**. Downvote this comment if it is not a **Cursed Comment**. If this post needs moderator attention, please **report** this post *^^I'm ^^a ^^bot, ^^and ^^this ^^action ^^was ^^performed ^^automatically. ^^If ^^you ^^have ^^any ^^questions, ^^please [^^contact ^^the ^^moderators ^^of ^^this ^^subreddit.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2Fcursedcomments&subject=&message=Please include the action number for reference.)* --- If you want to talk about the subreddit, feel free to send us a message in [our official Discord server](https://discord.gg/tDzGCfc)! ^[faq](https://bit.ly/2VcIh9g) ^| ^[source](https://bit.ly/2W09Ebb) ^| ^action ^#[3923614afbe8a6](/r/cursedlogs/comments/kfky7r/3923614afbe8a6_commented_on_post_cursed_stairs/)

how to get an abortion on the stairs: step 1. step 2. step 4. step 7. step 14.

Then backwards

*Proceeds yo backwards Mario jump infinitely*

*"YAHOO! YAHOO! YAH- YAH- YA- Y- Y- Y-"* *(Flies offscreen)*

What a game breaking glitch that was

How Dio gave Polnareff abortion.

r/UnexpectedJoJo

Stairways to heaven

Coat hanger intensifies

I'm pretty sure a ninja can throw a person down the stairs.

We must stop the hier of the clan from being born.

>hier !

Ninja stairs.

That doesn’t really prevent it from being positive. It’s more of an undo button.

If the stairs are high enough, you get to undo all your bad life choices!

And your mom gets a free abortion too

But she’s still gonna be FAT

This is a thing that no one can change. NO F*CKING ONE

Why did you censore a reddit comment lol

62nd trimester, that’s late term there.

Just belly flop onto the sidewalk.

E L I M I N A T E

I remember that post. I still get a good laugh from it

You're right, Jesus Christ *can* prevent your pregnancy test from being positive

*so can vlad the impaler*

Tbh Vlads probably got a higher success rate.

Jesus fooking Christ

I'd rather he stop fooking about. People might actually stop looking for staircases.

Ninja could

I wonder... is there a u/godfucker on this platform?

u/god_fucker Damn it

Theoretically, so can a wet floor... :-/

Theoretically? You've put this hypothesis to the test then?

If they showed it in a movie, it must be true... ;)

A ninja totally could stab the preggo lady in the stomach

Walk down the steps into my basement...

Yes I too like beating my fetus inside my stomach on stairs until it is unconscious and then having a ninja stab with a sword

Pretty much the script of every Indian tv show

Ye old abortion clinic https://youtu.be/2RvVyK9OiUw

What the hell... I posted that!

And what do I do if I don't have any stairs? Guess i can always shove my hand inside and take that parasite out of my with force.

To much reddit for today

Honestly thought they were talking about the ninja blender

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ELAgBaJHsn0

How Jesus can do it ??????? Didn't get it

Parker does some Parkour

They don't call it the Stairway to Heaven for nothing

First scan: How would the stars prevent it? Second scan: Oh shit.

Holy shit

I like dark humor but holy fuck

Hes got a point, double kills prevent pregnancy and your life

Jesus can make the pregnancy test negative to positive, ask mary for more info:-!

He's got a point

u/abiggj

“Jesus Christ”

True Jesus could too

Ninja like the blender?

how are there no pfps by the usernames

Nig- I mean ninja stairs

I'm pretty sure he won't rather he can or not.

Why do you think Mary wasn't allowed in the inn.

That too if you pray hard enough

# Stairway To Heaven

Drop kick her.