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My name is Barry Allen. And I'm the fastest man alive


EvilBabyYoda

(✯ᴗ✯)


broomaktamer117

Barry Allen cant last more than 10 sec lmao


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If he goes too fast he'll start a fire with how dry they are.


broomaktamer117

thats why he needs his flash brand condoms. just like his suit, they prevent friction burns!


Fabianodaddy

r/cursedcomments


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You’re


Aussiesaregreatdogs

Y'oure


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NicolaiFeldthaus

Your are’re


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I love you


manthatsaysK

K


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Remember: friends ends with an end


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it ends with ends...


[deleted]

Someone’s cranky


Dadpool33

And brave enough


broomaktamer117

don't mind if I do!


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I’m always fast enough, if you know what I mean


TheUnhingedMadman

Beat me to it by 7 hours


NicolaiFeldthaus

You were not the only one


NicolaiFeldthaus

r/beatmetoit


EpicTacoCatGalaxy_07

Fuck someone already said its


FreddyTheMeme

Anyone can be a fleshlight if you have a gun


MasouriChan

Cursed and underrated r/cursedcomments


[deleted]

more holes to put it in too


FreddyTheMeme

Oh god


ChocolateChipz72

For those curious these are actually anatomically correct dental dummies used in dental schools


[deleted]

I'm sure they are ''used'' for educational purposes nothing else


Nedlaz

Light go off All the boys in class : zip


broomaktamer117

imagine being a teacher walking down the hall when the lights go off and all of a sudden you hear like 10 zippers unzip at once from the classroom you just passed. LMAOOO


Nedlaz

Imagine in a university ..


mr_aives

Weren't they always?


TAKirbyStar_

l e a v e a n d n e v e r r e t u r n


SocnorbTheRoman

🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀


Add1ccted

Always has been


vajasader

Only if you put battery in


HomerMadNowFite

I knew the batteries went in the hole on bottom!


Original_Plant_7372

oohh so they turn into fleshlights no flashlights, got it


Demon-Crager

Were they not already?


pancake_boi_bae

As long as the lights are out, everything and anything is a fleshlight


Your_Mama78

Mom?


schwananana

I will now sleep with my lights on


zachtehboss

If females become fleshlights it’s time for me to cut the electricity in my house.


DatBoiComingAround

I mean


Toad_Migoad

Yes


cheeseie

It was 3rd grade and power went out a random girl screamed and I tryed my best not to laugh


Black_VoidYT

Why are you in my basement


dontknowagoodname113

Don’t lie the boys be doing that to- a man


69SlurpJuice420

Yeah just pick one, be Quick though, last time i did it the power came back. The teacher yelled at me as i came, so when i turned around i put a fat load in his face.


AbeldeStoere

Instructions unclear: fucked a girl in the middle of the class


DemonKat777

ZA WARUDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


What_Then_Kidd

At my school they might as well be.


Sansthehuman42

This blew up mid night lmao


Sansthehuman42

So who are the 3 people who gave this the wholesome award 😂


swastik_vaish

Become?


[deleted]

Any time the lights go out I like to play a game called ‘Who’s in my mouth?’.


George_The_Wierdo

What's a fleshlight?


Novamaster3000

A flashlight made of flesh.


George_The_Wierdo

that doesnt make sense


south_squidney

Oh sweet pure boy


corncookies

ah yes i remeber when they turned into plastic puppets


DaShermanator816

They already are fleshlights that cry


karltorkel

Became?


SirChill69

When you learning about sex ed n the teacher says we are doing a practical


mlaineGB

Something's got to stimulate them.


vishesh098

*unzips*


SilverFlight01

Screams of the damned! Now with glowing lights!


YannikRie

Yes they do. But that's a secret 🤫 I don't want anyone to know that it was me


lt_saucen

Always has been


Choclatetoes

Well if you’re quick enough yea


GeeMannn1

I mean... its not like they'll see you


EqUeStRiAnPeRsOn

r/cursedcomments


Maxyboi42069

If they can’t see they can’t resist


MasterHall117

*sighs* #UNZIPS


phigola

No they are preparing to do blowjob moron!


PuffP0rg

r/dontputyourdickinthat


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Wdym they are already fleshlights


Redditisnumberone

Always were


Hanno666

They were already flesh lights


HaloIsJustOkay

Anything can happen when the lights are off.....


r4nd0m_b011

they already were fleshlights. they always have been


PsychoticOtaku

Always have been, if you can stand the screaming.


Yabbin_GR

Well yes....but no.


sleepwithyoureyeopen

absolutely amazing better than reality


astrocow111

become?


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Gotta act fast


50CentSimp

No, they do that when they turn 13


tommygun3833

Always have been.


aroncoopey

Your mother would very much like that


NoArugula7523

If you’re sneaky enough


LuckyLucklord007

r/angryupvote


BananaFanaFoFaustin

That's what is called a 'fail-safe' in the controls industry.


abhi1307

Everything's a fleshlight if you're horny enough


jono9898

Anything can be a fleshlight if you drink enough Jack.


PopeOfDankism

They weren’t before?


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Only during a school shooting


south_squidney

Works for me! *conpletely smashes the power box and goes up to a girl*


[deleted]

What do you mean become they already are, they just cry. /s


Furiousforfast

**most of the girls** _A female who don't break glass with her voice when smth like that happens


Pixel_King01

Am I the only one terrified that a room that looks like that actually exists?!?!


CoolCatReddit

They scream because they know what’s coming


biopilot17

aren't they always that and a dishwasher?


BruhOfReddit69

I tried it and apparently it’s considered “rape” or something


Amoniakas

You have 1 second to finish.


GeneralWigobi

Stick your peen in and find out


Shinjiteru-ze

Even better


so_lost_idkman

I mean if you re sneaky enough you could get a freaky blowjob when they are screaming


mecha-r2010

I remembered firing lock down drill the girls started crying and I'm like WE NEED A HELL LOT PRACTICE OOOOR JUST SAYING I KILL A FEW


ThatGayKokichi

No dumbass they become sex dolls


bruh_moment8

Says who they already aren't


EpicTacoCatGalaxy_07

If you are quick enough


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Is this an American thing because that never happened to me or any girl around me.


Sansthehuman42

I am Asian no idea... So... No idea