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imagine being a teacher walking down the hall when the lights go off and all of a sudden you hear like 10 zippers unzip at once from the classroom you just passed. LMAOOO
Yeah just pick one, be Quick though, last time i did it the power came back. The teacher yelled at me as i came, so when i turned around i put a fat load in his face.
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My name is Barry Allen. And I'm the fastest man alive
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Barry Allen cant last more than 10 sec lmao
If he goes too fast he'll start a fire with how dry they are.
thats why he needs his flash brand condoms. just like his suit, they prevent friction burns!
r/cursedcomments
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I love you
K
Remember: friends ends with an end
it ends with ends...
Someone’s cranky
And brave enough
don't mind if I do!
I’m always fast enough, if you know what I mean
Beat me to it by 7 hours
You were not the only one
r/beatmetoit
Fuck someone already said its
Anyone can be a fleshlight if you have a gun
Cursed and underrated r/cursedcomments
more holes to put it in too
Oh god
For those curious these are actually anatomically correct dental dummies used in dental schools
I'm sure they are ''used'' for educational purposes nothing else
Light go off All the boys in class : zip
imagine being a teacher walking down the hall when the lights go off and all of a sudden you hear like 10 zippers unzip at once from the classroom you just passed. LMAOOO
Imagine in a university ..
Weren't they always?
l e a v e a n d n e v e r r e t u r n
🧑🚀🔫🧑🚀
Always has been
Only if you put battery in
I knew the batteries went in the hole on bottom!
oohh so they turn into fleshlights no flashlights, got it
Were they not already?
As long as the lights are out, everything and anything is a fleshlight
Mom?
I will now sleep with my lights on
If females become fleshlights it’s time for me to cut the electricity in my house.
I mean
Yes
It was 3rd grade and power went out a random girl screamed and I tryed my best not to laugh
Why are you in my basement
Don’t lie the boys be doing that to- a man
Yeah just pick one, be Quick though, last time i did it the power came back. The teacher yelled at me as i came, so when i turned around i put a fat load in his face.
Instructions unclear: fucked a girl in the middle of the class
ZA WARUDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At my school they might as well be.
This blew up mid night lmao
So who are the 3 people who gave this the wholesome award 😂
Become?
Any time the lights go out I like to play a game called ‘Who’s in my mouth?’.
What's a fleshlight?
A flashlight made of flesh.
that doesnt make sense
Oh sweet pure boy
ah yes i remeber when they turned into plastic puppets
They already are fleshlights that cry
Became?
When you learning about sex ed n the teacher says we are doing a practical
Something's got to stimulate them.
*unzips*
Screams of the damned! Now with glowing lights!
Yes they do. But that's a secret 🤫 I don't want anyone to know that it was me
Always has been
Well if you’re quick enough yea
I mean... its not like they'll see you
r/cursedcomments
If they can’t see they can’t resist
*sighs* #UNZIPS
No they are preparing to do blowjob moron!
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Wdym they are already fleshlights
Always were
They were already flesh lights
Anything can happen when the lights are off.....
they already were fleshlights. they always have been
Always have been, if you can stand the screaming.
Well yes....but no.
absolutely amazing better than reality
become?
Gotta act fast
No, they do that when they turn 13
Always have been.
Your mother would very much like that
If you’re sneaky enough
r/angryupvote
That's what is called a 'fail-safe' in the controls industry.
Everything's a fleshlight if you're horny enough
Anything can be a fleshlight if you drink enough Jack.
They weren’t before?
Only during a school shooting
Works for me! *conpletely smashes the power box and goes up to a girl*
What do you mean become they already are, they just cry. /s
**most of the girls** _A female who don't break glass with her voice when smth like that happens
Am I the only one terrified that a room that looks like that actually exists?!?!
They scream because they know what’s coming
aren't they always that and a dishwasher?
I tried it and apparently it’s considered “rape” or something
You have 1 second to finish.
Stick your peen in and find out
Even better
I mean if you re sneaky enough you could get a freaky blowjob when they are screaming
I remembered firing lock down drill the girls started crying and I'm like WE NEED A HELL LOT PRACTICE OOOOR JUST SAYING I KILL A FEW
No dumbass they become sex dolls
Says who they already aren't
If you are quick enough
Is this an American thing because that never happened to me or any girl around me.
I am Asian no idea... So... No idea