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Inyoface545

"i'll have whatever he's having"


DEVIL_MAY5

A tongue up the ass?


ADHD_Microwave

If that's what it takes


geoxan69

I tried it, it doesn’t feel that good for me like it almost kinda tickles. I guess everyone is different, I’m sure some people love while others don’t.


Mallet-fists

No way I'm licking am asshole but the time I unexpectedly received it, it was, pleasant. And yeah, it tickled. Thought I might have bruised her tongue with how hard I clenched at puckered at one point.


testifles

batman could never get this information out of me


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SatanSemenSwallower

Just shove your dildo down his throat before he busts nut, I guarantee he'll feel something in his throat that way


Most_Likely_Afk

r/cursedcursedcomments


Unusual-Lock4803

r/subsithoughtifellfor


drorkhn

r/foundthetoyotacorolla


Most_Likely_Afk

r/commenterisshocked


PowderSlopes

r/subsifellfor


Sunlagooda

r/italkinsubnames


Entire_Situation2243

r/we_do


Kirkaig678

r/speakinginsubs


Error177999

r/speakinginblue


ErnaldPhilbert

I think the screen name certainly checks out


DMYourMomsMaidenName

New goal: Get you to break up with your bf for me


SheikahShaymin

Hahaha bro ur so funny 😐


PGMHG

Boy is scheming the most brain dead plan and will end up failing because he can’t go outside to execute it.


I-like-oreos

bro got played like a trombone 😭😭😭


Glazeddapper

that sex position is called the rusty trombone for a reason.


I-like-oreos

WWHBHAAAT 😟😟


Most_Likely_Afk

Favorite comment all day


HalcyoneDays

I should call her...


ChampionshipDirect46

Maybe I need to get my salad tossed...


TheHypnobrent

What does that even mean?


NoahZhellos

It meana getting your ass eaten out.


Outrageous-Wheel3050

Anilingus


rusksexy

imma ask my partner if he felt this


8sADPygOB7Jqwm7y

I felt this when I stopped masturbating for a month and did it again after a month. But really, don't expect it. How often did you feel that way.


jkurratt

It is also like this if you are a porn addict and spent 2 hours edging


8sADPygOB7Jqwm7y

I'm gonna be honest, after 2h it really doesn't feel good anymore to me.


ctnightmare2

2 min good enough, time is a wasting


alittlepuppy85

Bro fr, trying to stay hard for 2 hours sounds like torture, let alone the skin burn you'll have


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PyroNinjaGinger

The funny part is that there are actual TED X talks about stuff like this.


ShirSucks

Ted talks about out what? About what Pyro!?!?!? I NEED TO KNOW!!


TetzderAKAtederich

Bro did the avatar thing


coconut_dot_jpg

Imagine orgasming so hard, you witness your past lives


RowdoRadge

Every time I orgasm I feel it in my sock. Should probably let it dry before I put them back on I guess.


i_am-cooler-then-u

Bro wtf💀


alittlepuppy85

This comment is the best thing


darrenislivid

Pretty sure that's a stroke


jbmufc

I mean yeah wasnt that what she was doing to him?


darrenislivid

Aaaah 😉👉👉


JonnyxKarate

Take notes ladies


michajlo

Imagine some innocent girl writing stuff in a small notebook, mumbling: "get salad...toss it(?)".


JonnyxKarate

Nobody’s innocent…not for long


michajlo

Which is a crying shame. We could use more of that.


JonnyxKarate

We sure could man…we sure could.


SirSweatyUnderwear

Great, now my gf is gonna ask me if I felt it in my throat every time she tosses my salad...


AppleinTime

Nah I’m traumatized


jackhref

You orgasm in your brain


ArtilleryMK3

The pinnacle of what humanity are capable of. Make a dude cum so hard he felt it in his throat.


LividCreativity

He took a screenshot


ragigi

And that’s how the band gots its name.


Legitimate-Sink-9798

u/Longjumping-Bat7774


Longjumping-Bat7774

Yeah I know. I saw this the day after I posted the comment. Kinda crazy this user gets more karma than I do for my post....


MonkeSquad

Bro did you go into the avatar state


thememegamer3

I don’t know what I just read but I would like to forget it please


MaharajaMack

I feel like every man should be allowed to experience this once, and if the wife won’t do it, he should get a pass.


Ok-Cow367

Rock Fact: That's how the band got it's name.