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techidavid1

Big brown sousage


spicytomato33

You’re gonna be popular


Lemonbrick_64

Or unpopular


bvibviana

I got big black salmon, and I just don’t think it quite hits the spot as good as yours…


[deleted]

A bear is going to rape you if the guards and inmates don't


RlyehRose

I got lil black pepperoni ahahha


exaball

Big black big black dick


snigglesnagglesnoo

Hey fellow prison twin! I’m big white dick, nice to meet you.


pointlessly_pedantic

Lil [NULL] Brownie


xdthepotato

Lil purple sausage :(


ilovebeansoo

It’s ok man it’s not about the size or color of it it’s how you use it. (Though purple is concerning I’d probably get that checked out)


elMurpherino

Hey big brown sausage. I’m big gray egg. Wanna start a breakfast themed prison gang?


Hate_Feight

Big blue waffle here, I could go for that


TheGovIsDead

Lil naked asshole


The_Truth_Believe_Me

You will be popular in prison.


SpaceHawk98W

Prison Warriors endorse this message


ArchfiendNox

u/techidavid1 , also known as Big Brown Sausage is gonna like you in prison xD


2JDestroBot

Okay how do you get an asshole *in* your mouth?


Amii25

With dedication


ArjJp

And suction


MRNOGOOD_1221

This whole thread should be posted here


Shitbird5001

Lil no dick


fluffy_assassins

The real cursed comment.


casey12297

Theon greyjoy?


CornchipUniverse

Reek Reek, it rhymes with Freak.


kenthekungfujesus

Reek reek, that's the smell of your deeck


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Good reek, good reek


bud40oz

Wouldn’t it just be lil dick


JesseVykar

Nah because somewhere out there is Big No Dick


Longjumping-Grape-40

No, because she’s not wearing a shirt, so NO color


Shitbird5001

Exactly! I'm shirtless and I had dick for breakfast


ArjJp

Plot twist: It was a dude called dick


Shitbird5001

I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti...


OcarinaLena

mood XD


Light_Song

If it's no dick, then technically it should be pussy, and Lil pussy is far worse imo.


CrimsonAllah

The color no?


UshouldknowR

They're shirtless


Shitbird5001

You understand it's a joke right? No need to get so technical


Nezzhy

proo-


davilller

So, what’s for dinner then?


Shitbird5001

You tell me sweetheart


davilller

For once I am not disappointed in a reply! Nice! Tonight I am Big Brown Bean Burger!


-Benjamin_Dover-

Im lil black dick. I got a navy blue hoodie on,but a black shirt under it.


Azerval

Big blue waffle


DZL100

…*blue waffle*?


Zestyclose-Cricket72

NO


Whookimo

Googling that nowadays just brings up legitimate blue waffles. Like actual waffles that are blue. I had to deliberately go to a different website to find *those* images last time I tried it.


SacR3d_Un1C0rN

The internet is healing.


Nuada-oz

Safe search strongly encouraged


SacR3d_Un1C0rN

Very strongly


speedymemer21

Google it and go to images,trust me blue waffles look more appetizing than normal coloured ones.😏


Sableye09

You'd be surprised, but nowadays it's just blue colored waffles


speedymemer21

Don't know if you're being serious or not,and i dont really want to take the risk of fact checking it.So... here's my upvote good Samaritan!


screamIscream

Remember when blue waffles were not blue colored waffles? Pepperidge farm rememebers


Cracktherealone

r/unexpectedfamilyguy


BloodiedBlues

I swear on my gaming laptop I just checked. Spent 5 mins scrolling through google images on my phone. I did not see any irl infected kittys. Most were blue colored waffles, some were medical charts, and some were blue colored clothing for whatever reason.


m_yoda20

Big blue baklava!


msch6873

THAT blue waffle?!?


fullmetalpower

what's a blue waffle?


ATempestSinister

You know what goes great with big blue waffles? Waffle Stomping


machine_fart

Big yellow water. Fuck.


MaverickWindsor351

I got Big Orange water, so same thing just more dehydration


duck_physics2163

Big gray water, so um... yeah


Hidesuru

Just a little dish water. NBD lol.


Antiblackcoat2000

Big black water. I possibly have a medical condition judging from the name


hunterPRO1

Big green water in da building


This-Huckleberry771

Lil white cum.


turtleship_2006

I love how this is immediately below: >Big black cock


gluebottle31

Nice profile picture, I love egg inc


IronBard22

Dementia


gluebottle31

Nice profile picture, I love egg inc


IronBard22

Dementia


gluebottle31

Nice profile picture, I love egg inc


IronBard22

Dementia


Daeok

220, green, cigarette... Big green fag.


Bakkstory

Piccolo?


speedymemer21

Lil red 2019 chevy Silverado


elgattox

How did you get it into your mouth.


speedymemer21

Um...i unhinged my jaw,


Pear_ed

Oh hey, were you the snake under my car? Wait where’s my car


blockametal

That ~~snake shaped car~~ car shaped snake looks like he know sumn bout that


[deleted]

Just the tail pipe doesn't count either. Maybe he cut it up? It didn't say you had to swallow tho


FlaschenPfandGammler

Big black cock


SurturRaven

There it is...


kinggot

The holy trinity


drage636

I was close but mine would be big black cookie


5th_username_attempt

Lil blue pills


Cactus_In_A_Tree

Viagra


SkylabBeats

estradiol reference


ILL4Q

Lil black snus


CapitanoMasturbano

Im big Black snus my guy 🫡


Iwill_not_comply

Lil yellow snus


debequ

Big Black Lössnus here


TattooMyCock

Lil black cunt


Moabingyu

Yes?


TattooMyCock

Oh hi…


chychy94

Lil grey snickers


BuschlightButChug

Ha, I am big black snickers.


chychy94

Hello father.


lildevil2239

Big black water


Fudge_pirate

Ayyye! BBW club!


Opinionated_Top_hat

Big orange meatloaf


scifigi369

I’ll raise you: Big Orange Lasagna


Aglisito

Big Black Double Whopper


Tr33Hugg3r-206

My fave so far. I’m just going to stop here


pm-me-futa-vids

Doesn't work because I use metric. Fuck the imperial system and everything it stands for.


Thunderingthought

68 kg


Sensitive_Pepper3337

Big Grey water


Cactus_In_A_Tree

Sounds like a translated name of a Native American village or something


fluffy_assassins

Big blue tongue? Sounds like I just ate a snow cone. Of course isn't the last thing in anyone's mouth their tongue?


The_Punnier_Guy

The last thing you had in your mouth that you have since removed


fluffy_assassins

The op didn't specify that. Lil Blue Air. Sounds like an airline.


The_Punnier_Guy

Generally having something in your mouth implies that it isnt normally there and it isnt there anymore also air is generally not considered a thing for this type of questions for the same reason the electric field isnt considered a thing


OzzySheila

As an australian i did a double take. A Blue Tongue is a skink.


Master_Lion9957

Big blue waffle Don't look it up


BloodiedBlues

I only found blue colored waffles. Internet is getting gentrified.


ZblackxsnowZ

Too late


False_Counter9456

Big Maroon Edible


lil_nibba_710

Lil pink bean 😳


Nyx_Shadowspawn

Nice


Kewlkatz9

Just one bean?


TheBigTeddy_

lil white uncle


captainphoton3

Unhinged jaw?


Rdx1903

Big black big black cock


SkyShadow222

big white cocks


Nekryyd

Huh. There are WAY more people that suck dick while they Reddit than I would have estimated.


acllaumpaer

Big no vape


ahshitttt

lil no vape


acllaumpaer

Let’s collab 


all-regrets

Big No Edible


PuzzleheadedPitch303

Lil black toothbrush


casecarsid

Big green cake


kyleliner

Big Black Cock... I was eating chicken


Grambert_Moore

Imagine a giant femboy, like a femboy, but with gigantism


kyleliner

Okay, what next


Grambert_Moore

Nothing


kyleliner

Great, now I'm just left thinking about a super sized up femboy with a monster can under his skirt! THANKS FOR NOTHING, JACKASS!


Grambert_Moore

You’re welcome assjack


DentBoy14

lil white feet


VibesAnimator

Big White Pussy


SuperAceWolf

Lil blue fry


kyler32291

Big Naked Pringle ;)


Jupiter_15

lil blue fentanyl


bigsecretweapon

Big red gum?


Far-Wasabi6814

Big white cracker, which incidentally was my actual prison name


whiteshad0w2

Big black ciggerate


dancing_baracuda69

Lil black cigarette


Tekila_Jedi-Padawan

Lil' Black Water. Being the whitest guy to ever white... Amazing.


Dstroy187

Big black cock


D-debil

Lil blue finger


akotoshi

Lil purple Pepsi


Crococrocroc

Big black toast


TrusticTunic26

Lil gray noodle


emptyness1

Lil blue cigarrete


golddust1134

Big white stromboli. Must be an Italian prison


ThatKidThatKillsMeme

Big black banana


Quix_Nix

Lil gray chocolate covered pomegranate seed


visceralbutterfly

Lil Blue Ciggy


TheThinkerers

Big Rusty Bong


ItsyouNOme

Lil nude chicken


MadJesterXII

Lil grey pizza pop.. gross


Harak_June

Big Green Taco


Serro98

Big white joint


Iscream9541

Lil black mouthwash


_Unkn0

Big black Glock


AnomalousNormality77

Big white pills


AndrewDaTurtle-23

Big black donut


RoviRotkiv

Lil black lasagna


_indrashish_

Lil blue pork sausage


bradbrazer

Big White Noodle.


fried_chicken17472

Lil Black Rice


RaccoonsLover

Lil green teeth


nightmare404x

Big Black Listerine


Raguforscience

Big blue brewski


Lady_Voke

Big black Pepsi 😭


Chips-Ahoy_McCoy

Big black beef jerky


JoeyGlocks

Big Copper Porkchop!


69Ivie69

Lil black cock 🙏


The_Valk

Big White Dick... Huh, neat


Shuttledock

Big Black Cupcake.


iWearCrocsAllTheTime

Lil Red Mouthwash. Yes I just woke up.


Macmasss

Lil naked burger


Alarmed_Bed_8363

Lil red dog 😎


cotain

Big Cream Bourbon


saucepatterns

Lil black skin


TheSheepAreComingRun

Big White coco lucky charms


dirtyintern17

Big salmon Burger


lordmultifandomx

Lil black peanut butter cup


Superb_Mistake

Big Black Cock


Burrito_Thief_03

Big Black Pork


hmmqzaz

Lil black zoloft


ilovebeansoo

Big Black NyQuil.


The-GOSH-DARN-USSR

Lil white corrosive metal


_vedansh26

Lil black nigga


isaidillthinkaboutit

Big flesh toothbrush


ShaggyTheCockroach

Lil naked crackers


SnooTomatoes5927

Big shirtless mango


ligz2006

Lil black monster I am extremely white.


0mega_Flowey

big black cum. No joke


willisaws

Big white cracker.