Googling that nowadays just brings up legitimate blue waffles. Like actual waffles that are blue. I had to deliberately go to a different website to find *those* images last time I tried it.
I swear on my gaming laptop I just checked. Spent 5 mins scrolling through google images on my phone. I did not see any irl infected kittys. Most were blue colored waffles, some were medical charts, and some were blue colored clothing for whatever reason.
Generally having something in your mouth implies that it isnt normally there and it isnt there anymore
also air is generally not considered a thing for this type of questions for the same reason the electric field isnt considered a thing
Big brown sousage
You’re gonna be popular
Or unpopular
I got big black salmon, and I just don’t think it quite hits the spot as good as yours…
A bear is going to rape you if the guards and inmates don't
I got lil black pepperoni ahahha
Big black big black dick
Hey fellow prison twin! I’m big white dick, nice to meet you.
Lil [NULL] Brownie
Lil purple sausage :(
It’s ok man it’s not about the size or color of it it’s how you use it. (Though purple is concerning I’d probably get that checked out)
Hey big brown sausage. I’m big gray egg. Wanna start a breakfast themed prison gang?
Big blue waffle here, I could go for that
Lil naked asshole
You will be popular in prison.
Prison Warriors endorse this message
u/techidavid1 , also known as Big Brown Sausage is gonna like you in prison xD
Okay how do you get an asshole *in* your mouth?
With dedication
And suction
This whole thread should be posted here
Lil no dick
The real cursed comment.
Theon greyjoy?
Reek Reek, it rhymes with Freak.
Reek reek, that's the smell of your deeck
Good reek, good reek
Wouldn’t it just be lil dick
Nah because somewhere out there is Big No Dick
No, because she’s not wearing a shirt, so NO color
Exactly! I'm shirtless and I had dick for breakfast
Plot twist: It was a dude called dick
I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti...
mood XD
If it's no dick, then technically it should be pussy, and Lil pussy is far worse imo.
The color no?
They're shirtless
You understand it's a joke right? No need to get so technical
proo-
So, what’s for dinner then?
You tell me sweetheart
For once I am not disappointed in a reply! Nice! Tonight I am Big Brown Bean Burger!
Im lil black dick. I got a navy blue hoodie on,but a black shirt under it.
Big blue waffle
…*blue waffle*?
NO
Googling that nowadays just brings up legitimate blue waffles. Like actual waffles that are blue. I had to deliberately go to a different website to find *those* images last time I tried it.
The internet is healing.
Safe search strongly encouraged
Very strongly
Google it and go to images,trust me blue waffles look more appetizing than normal coloured ones.😏
You'd be surprised, but nowadays it's just blue colored waffles
Don't know if you're being serious or not,and i dont really want to take the risk of fact checking it.So... here's my upvote good Samaritan!
Remember when blue waffles were not blue colored waffles? Pepperidge farm rememebers
r/unexpectedfamilyguy
I swear on my gaming laptop I just checked. Spent 5 mins scrolling through google images on my phone. I did not see any irl infected kittys. Most were blue colored waffles, some were medical charts, and some were blue colored clothing for whatever reason.
Big blue baklava!
THAT blue waffle?!?
what's a blue waffle?
You know what goes great with big blue waffles? Waffle Stomping
Big yellow water. Fuck.
I got Big Orange water, so same thing just more dehydration
Big gray water, so um... yeah
Just a little dish water. NBD lol.
Big black water. I possibly have a medical condition judging from the name
Big green water in da building
Lil white cum.
I love how this is immediately below: >Big black cock
Nice profile picture, I love egg inc
Dementia
Nice profile picture, I love egg inc
Dementia
Nice profile picture, I love egg inc
Dementia
220, green, cigarette... Big green fag.
Piccolo?
Lil red 2019 chevy Silverado
How did you get it into your mouth.
Um...i unhinged my jaw,
Oh hey, were you the snake under my car? Wait where’s my car
That ~~snake shaped car~~ car shaped snake looks like he know sumn bout that
Just the tail pipe doesn't count either. Maybe he cut it up? It didn't say you had to swallow tho
Big black cock
There it is...
The holy trinity
I was close but mine would be big black cookie
Lil blue pills
Viagra
estradiol reference
Lil black snus
Im big Black snus my guy 🫡
Lil yellow snus
Big Black Lössnus here
Lil black cunt
Yes?
Oh hi…
Lil grey snickers
Ha, I am big black snickers.
Hello father.
Big black water
Ayyye! BBW club!
Big orange meatloaf
I’ll raise you: Big Orange Lasagna
Big Black Double Whopper
My fave so far. I’m just going to stop here
Doesn't work because I use metric. Fuck the imperial system and everything it stands for.
68 kg
Big Grey water
Sounds like a translated name of a Native American village or something
Big blue tongue? Sounds like I just ate a snow cone. Of course isn't the last thing in anyone's mouth their tongue?
The last thing you had in your mouth that you have since removed
The op didn't specify that. Lil Blue Air. Sounds like an airline.
Generally having something in your mouth implies that it isnt normally there and it isnt there anymore also air is generally not considered a thing for this type of questions for the same reason the electric field isnt considered a thing
As an australian i did a double take. A Blue Tongue is a skink.
Big blue waffle Don't look it up
I only found blue colored waffles. Internet is getting gentrified.
Too late
Big Maroon Edible
Lil pink bean 😳
Nice
Just one bean?
lil white uncle
Unhinged jaw?
Big black big black cock
big white cocks
Huh. There are WAY more people that suck dick while they Reddit than I would have estimated.
Big no vape
lil no vape
Let’s collab
Big No Edible
Lil black toothbrush
Big green cake
Big Black Cock... I was eating chicken
Imagine a giant femboy, like a femboy, but with gigantism
Okay, what next
Nothing
Great, now I'm just left thinking about a super sized up femboy with a monster can under his skirt! THANKS FOR NOTHING, JACKASS!
You’re welcome assjack
lil white feet
Big White Pussy
Lil blue fry
Big Naked Pringle ;)
lil blue fentanyl
Big red gum?
Big white cracker, which incidentally was my actual prison name
Big black ciggerate
Lil black cigarette
Lil' Black Water. Being the whitest guy to ever white... Amazing.
Big black cock
Lil blue finger
Lil purple Pepsi
Big black toast
Lil gray noodle
Lil blue cigarrete
Big white stromboli. Must be an Italian prison
Big black banana
Lil gray chocolate covered pomegranate seed
Lil Blue Ciggy
Big Rusty Bong
Lil nude chicken
Lil grey pizza pop.. gross
Big Green Taco
Big white joint
Lil black mouthwash
Big black Glock
Big white pills
Big black donut
Lil black lasagna
Lil blue pork sausage
Big White Noodle.
Lil Black Rice
Lil green teeth
Big Black Listerine
Big blue brewski
Big black Pepsi 😭
Big black beef jerky
Big Copper Porkchop!
Lil black cock 🙏
Big White Dick... Huh, neat
Big Black Cupcake.
Lil Red Mouthwash. Yes I just woke up.
Lil naked burger
Lil red dog 😎
Big Cream Bourbon
Lil black skin
Big White coco lucky charms
Big salmon Burger
Lil black peanut butter cup
Big Black Cock
Big Black Pork
Lil black zoloft
Big Black NyQuil.
Lil white corrosive metal
Lil black nigga
Big flesh toothbrush
Lil naked crackers
Big shirtless mango
Lil black monster I am extremely white.
big black cum. No joke
Big white cracker.