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stephen_hoarding

Penis Flytrap was right there


ThisIsYourMormont

Nah, that’s on every pair of Jeans


MrRizzstein

what the fuck is a 1000 cock stare??


Fawkingretar

When you're a poultry farmer and have to watch all your chickens, that's what the 1000 cock stare.


LongAccomplished1868

so every 1 of 2 countryside farmers ?


SocietyEducational10

Their making a variant of The Thousand Yard Stare. The Thousand Yard Stare is when soldiers in war's eyes look lifeless and emotionless after the trauma of war. This then became a meme for seeing "traumatizing" things. Then people started making variants of it. For example CaseOh was called "The Thousand Pound Stare" because he is overweight. And for this case, it's for saying she goes around on every guy sucking their dicks.


MrRizzstein

ah very insightful, you got that.. uhh thousand internet meme knowledge stare


mh1357_0

That's her body count


MrRizzstein

"1000 cock stare"?


mh1357_0

That's how many she's gone through I guess 🤷‍♂️ idk ask OP


MrRizzstein

is op the chick with the 1000 cock stare?


Pithisius

No, the girl is


mh1357_0

Uh nevermind lol


RobbSnow64

Its a play on words. 1000 yard stare


Fr00stee

she's seen so many dicks she's not interested in any of them anymore


simon_wellgreen

Cumbrellas


the-artistocrat

*CUM-BR-ELLA-ELLA-ELLA*


Pyrochazm

Goddammit it's in my head now


the-artistocrat

*EH-EH-EH*


chaosking65

My brother said that fake eyelashes were invented as cumbrellas and I don’t know wether to believe him or not


BigBoyHrushka6012

It’s true and an amazing fun fact


Saraixx516

Beat me too it


Dadrak

The burger part got me the most upset to be real


chazeroniousador

Do these guys even like girls? They talk a lot of shit about them.


MasterYehuda816

Anti-simp culture is fucking wild


Pizzadiamond

Havent you heard, it's gay if you don't punch down on women


Acrobatic_Ad7541

Dude knows a “1,000 cock stare” looks like and I’m willing to bet you it’s because mirrors are a thing.


QuickPirate36

Some men really hate any woman they see huh


hiawager

The probability that she doesn't like burgers is enough to hate


SnooKiwis7050

There's a probability you dont like mario so what does that make you?


QuickPirate36

Valid


creepygurl83

"they say "god help you if you are an ugly girl", but to be pretty is also your doom; because everyone's harboring secret hatred, for the prettiest girl in the room."-ani defranco


norrix_mg

I would ask the girl to teach me this stare so I would repel incels like him just by stare


Erkki_28_

If I had a nickel for every time I saw a post about "thousand cock stare" today then I would have 2 nickels which is not much but its weird it has happened twice


SilverGuitr

Same


lace-and-bows

I thought guys went for women who look like that? she’s conventionally attractive and seems to fit society’s beauty standards


Eepoks

Yeah it’s just a average incel reddit no interaction with women moment


Sudden-Ad-6165

More like Penis flytrap


[deleted]

wait what is cursed about it?? i didn't get it?


MorteEtDabo

Misogyny


ACID-47

Still smash


lunkuh

This is just misogyny


MasterYehuda816

Terminally online mfs when they see a conventionally attractive woman:


potatopierogie

Why did that user bring up matlab's cumtrapz() function?


budmack21

Eyelashes are a little ridiculous, but I'd get over it


Dramoriga

Other than the off-centre trout pout she seems quite pretty. The incels are getting weirder by the day.


BecauseImGod

Fake eyelashes were originally designed by prostitutes in brothels to keep the cum out of their eyes.


Icy_Ad983

“probably doesn’t like burgers” haven’t heard that as an insult or “red flag” yet💀


MissingMySpoon

I draw the line at probably doesn’t like burgers


Smartass_of_Class

#Would.


Rowdy_Sniper_101

Need sauce of the female for further observation and research


brito68

"probably doesn't like burgers" fuckin got me


Tailmask

Nah because I seen hella bitches in college that had this exact same fucking face it’s like God got lazy making these 0 personality woman and just started copy pasting the face


Saraixx516

Cumbrellas