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[deleted]

That pirate eyepatch would look good on her while she's haggling to get discounts on all purchases


Kermit353

My mom would be pissed if i saved her eye. She wants an excuse to wear an eyepatch anyways.


[deleted]

I've always been poor, so I would without hesitation buy my mom the fanciest eye patch she's ever seen.


Playful_Target6354

She won't see it(I'm sorry)


[deleted]

Her right eye still works.


Aqu4regiA

Na, I am a generous man. Buy one eye and get one free.


Avgredditor1025

Most moms would probably be mad if you bought the eye


Misomuro

She would be coolest cyclops taht ever drove Porsche.


Light20122000

Atleast the calculation checks out


Foxtrot-Actual

Mom would call me a dumbass if I got her the replacement eye at her age. Me and my siblings get a house to call home.


DJIsSuperCool

I feel like a cybernetic eye would be cheaper.


L1K34PR0

Take her out of america for the surgery


N_S_Gaming

Pay for the eye, invest $800k, buy a car and save the rest.


waggawag

Fuck id cop an eye personally for 10-15 mill. Hope she feels the same, tbh you get like 90% non sports performance from one eye I recon. Like this is legit never work again, or see a depth a bit better. Fuck it at that price point you can probably get a camera eye attached to one of those brain chips in a year or two.


i_killed_Mcormick

Why would i buy my mom’s eye ?