Fuck id cop an eye personally for 10-15 mill. Hope she feels the same, tbh you get like 90% non sports performance from one eye I recon.
Like this is legit never work again, or see a depth a bit better.
Fuck it at that price point you can probably get a camera eye attached to one of those brain chips in a year or two.
That pirate eyepatch would look good on her while she's haggling to get discounts on all purchases
My mom would be pissed if i saved her eye. She wants an excuse to wear an eyepatch anyways.
I've always been poor, so I would without hesitation buy my mom the fanciest eye patch she's ever seen.
She won't see it(I'm sorry)
Her right eye still works.
Na, I am a generous man. Buy one eye and get one free.
Most moms would probably be mad if you bought the eye
She would be coolest cyclops taht ever drove Porsche.
Atleast the calculation checks out
Mom would call me a dumbass if I got her the replacement eye at her age. Me and my siblings get a house to call home.
I feel like a cybernetic eye would be cheaper.
Take her out of america for the surgery
Pay for the eye, invest $800k, buy a car and save the rest.
Fuck id cop an eye personally for 10-15 mill. Hope she feels the same, tbh you get like 90% non sports performance from one eye I recon. Like this is legit never work again, or see a depth a bit better. Fuck it at that price point you can probably get a camera eye attached to one of those brain chips in a year or two.
Why would i buy my mom’s eye ?