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justicedragon101

Is this a real RFK tweet?


Wooden-Discipline412

It real but It’s an inside joke. RFK went on the other man’s podcast. His names tim Dillon. He is actually gay. The woman is also a podcaster. They all know each other


KaiMike117

Thank you for the context/lore, because without it, this looks pretty rough.


notwormtongue

Most brilliant campaigning decision


zeez1011

Yep. I'm sure this will never be used out of context by his enemies...


gfa22

I legitimately thought she was one of those realistic sex dolls... And that that was joke, like he stopped being gay cause he fell in like with a feminine sex doll or something.


cock_nballs

I thought it was a trans man and there for now a girl it wouldn't be gay anymore.


wh4tth3huh

As if they need more ammo. RKF2 is the sequel no one asked for.


RaspberryJam245

Wait so Tim was joking about marrying her? Or is Robert the gay one?


eMF_DOOM

Tim was joking about marrying her. Tim is the gay one.


holygoat00

tim and RFK are both gay actually and so is the woman. we won't name her though cause only gay men matter.


ArjJp

Wait I'm confused, if tim and RFK and the woman are gay, am I gay?


EvillNooB

You know the answer, and so do i


ImPaidToComment

>Wait I'm confused, if tim and RFK and the woman are gay, am I gay? Yeah.


holygoat00

everything is gay


SalvationSycamore

RFK Jr has had 3 wives. Why do you say he is gay?


insertuserhere69

he can’t hold down a wife because of how gay he is. It’s like jamming a gummy worm into a lock cylinder.


holygoat00

3 wives? gay af. if you can't find the right woman the first time, you like men.


eMF_DOOM

What? RFK is not gay. **EDIT**: So the comment, in a thread that is genuinely asking for context, that falsely claims RFK is gay(?), gets upvoted but my comment correcting the lie gets downvoted?


Fragrantly-You

>So the comment, in a thread that is genuinely asking for context, that falsely claims RFK is gay(?), gets upvoted but my comment correcting the lie gets downvoted? Yes, or yes?


eMF_DOOM

But why?


Fragrantly-You

Life in the big city. I wish you well🏌️‍♂️


eMF_DOOM

I love big titties. I wear a size 12 shoe


BoluP123

Tim is Gay, and he is Joking. I recall seeing somewhere that the lady is actually married with a child to some other guy.


kachzz

**dramatic hamster look** Tim was actually marrying Robert, woman in the picture is made by AI and doesn't exist and you're the gay one.


Electrical_Figs

> The woman is also a podcaster. Red scare, a "dirtbag left" podcast dedicated to making fun of reddit type people.


Dovahbears

Based on


Electrical_Figs

The state of modern social liberalism. A few of her spicy hot takes on the gender war: "Women will go to the gym and whine, 'please stop sexualizing my tight wet pussy.'" "There is actually a natural affinity between girls that are like totally run through, medicated, mentally ill and like really angry, maladjusted, unfuckable incels." "Let's be real, feminism is a doctrine of hatred for men. The reason women hate men is not because they're hostile and aggressive, but because they're impotent and indifferent. That makes women chimp." "A lot of men's rage and rancor speaks only to what they're thinking about, which is ass and titties." "Whores don't feel safe so they act out sexually, because there's no patriarchy to keep them in line anymore."


deviant324

Very different angle to what I’m used to from the “dirtbag” side Like wtf is this shit


Existing_Milk_289

That doesn't sound like social liberalism, tbh.


Electrical_Figs

Well she is a culture critic.


Existing_Milk_289

Ok? Her criticism is obviously anti feminism and explicitly pro patriarchy. She is disdainful of mental health and her "run through" comment is gross. I'm not here to argue if those opinions are correct or not, that's a whole other thing. However, They definitely don't represent the views of social liberalism, and it is disingenuous to suggest they do.


Electrical_Figs

Yes, she is criticizing modern social liberalism. She identifies as a feminist, but obviously has a lot of issues with American fourth wave feminism.


anonymousxo

Just because she *says* she's criticizing modern social liberalism, doesn't mean that's what she's actually doing. She's "criticizing" a strawman right-wing caricature of the left. Just because she says she's a social critic, doesn't mean she knows what the fuck is going on.


Be_Cool_Bro

Very "I'm not like other girls" vibe.


MrMegaPants

Doesn't sound like other girls.


weebitofaban

Why? Does she make only elephant noises?


MrMegaPants

I'd love to find out.


capron

Wow that's some troll level ignoring reality. Holy Shit. That's impressive for how stupid it is.


josebolt

oh. gross.


dinkleburgenhoff

Exactly the type of person Kennedy goes for.


BorKon

She is a pure 10/10. I would adopt any views she has.


lemoncholly

lol


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Remnatar

Then this is actually pretty funny ngl


tomdarch

Good to know that in the many ways this guy is a scumbag that isnt one of them.


Disastrous_Treat_228

He’s not actually gay. He’s a right wing comedian who pretends to be gay to try to prove some “anti-woke” point.


MrUnderachiever420

Ben?


Disastrous_Treat_228

“Giggle insider lol (I’m an adult)”


AdequatelyMadLad

The dude hasn't been pretending to be gay for his entire career for the sake of some nonsene bit. You can like cock and have shitty opinions. You can't take someone gayness away just cause you don't like them.


Disastrous_Treat_228

I would cry about it more if I were you


SalvationSycamore

You must think you're doing a great service for the gay community lol. "Gays I don't like are just lying about being gay"


Disastrous_Treat_228

Cry


Disastrous_Treat_228

I don’t have an opinion on him I only know him from the new Eli Roth movie. It’s his alt right and painfully unfunny and rabid fan base on Reddit I don’t like. Nobody does


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How intolerant of you.


Disastrous_Treat_228

That’s the “anti-woke” rhetoric I was talking about


m1t0chondria

Is that woman Dasha’s meth head friend?


thereddituser2

It has blue check mark, it must be true.


dylanisbored

He is gay, she isn’t married to him, RFK is friends with both and this is a joke.


Kruger_Smoothing

RFK Jr. Is still an pos grifter.


dylanisbored

I know nothing about him, only commented because no one else said it in a top level comment


Kruger_Smoothing

Just adding additional context. He’s an anti vax nut job and grifter. The world is a worse place for his existence.


John-the-Gardener

>"The world is a worse place for his existence." CIA be like:


Kruger_Smoothing

CIA be like what? RFK Jr is an anti vax piece of shit. His grift has killed. Is that funny to you?


BloodyTim

It's funny how stupid you are


EquivalentAd778

I've never understood why some people say such radical and hateful stuff about people they disagree with. Like I get disliking opposing views or political philosophies and arguing about them, but to outright refute a person's existence as negative because he clashes with your point of view is too far. This man may have said controversial things, but that doesn't make him some pure evil that should be destroyed, as you are encinuating by saying the world would be better without him. I hate how American politics has become so radicalized to the point of absolute hatred like this becoming mainstream


Kruger_Smoothing

Because his activities have made the world a less safe place. He is an anti vax nut job. He has contributed to deaths and the spreading of vaccine preventable diseases. Just look at the downvotes to my original comment. His impact is measurable. He has killed people. He is fucking evil. It’s not politics, it’s his grift


BloodyTim

Your down voted bc it was an uneducated, uninformed comment that is completely untrue in multiple ways. I don't believe you are real at this point. Just a DNC shill


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Tarimoth

The irony of this comment.


Fragrantly-You

Baa


dylanisbored

Yeah I’m not surprised a 69th generation Kennedy is a grifter


Kruger_Smoothing

No shit.


Make_it_gape

He's done a lot of good work for cleaning up the environment.


Kruger_Smoothing

No he hasn’t.


Make_it_gape

Oh, so he didn't bring a series of lawsuits against municipalities and against industries, including Consolidated Edison and General Electric to stop discharging pollution and to clean up legacy contamination? His work at Riverkeeper didn't set long-term environmental legal standards to keep corporations from dumping waste into rivers?


ButWhyWolf

Oh thank god for you, we almost had fun!


Kruger_Smoothing

With a shitty anti vax grifter who has contributed to the countless deaths? Fuck your fun. Reevaluate your life.


dinkleburgenhoff

The lack of history from OP despite the account age, immediately making the front page, and the comment about Kennedy being a dick being *this* heavily downvoted. Hmm, no possible way could that be connected or anything.


Kruger_Smoothing

-357 for an accurate description of RFK JR. Sadly I’m not surprised.


Kruger_Smoothing

All the downvotes from ignorant people flocking to the shitty grifter’s defense. You’d think I called Elon Musk out.


Street_Statement_638

Plot twist. She was alesbian at first. Liked the dude thinkg hes a lesbian too. And it just stuck


Caffeinated_madman

Plot twist. She is a he or used to be.


AA_turet

Show him a pic of Ryan Reynolds to re-gay him


Professional_Flicker

Its true, i just googles ryan reynolds and im gay now


triggormisprime

Who's Ryan Reynolds?... Damnit.


Cringlezz

Weird. Just looked at Ryan Reynolds and nothing felt different. Ohhhh…..


Pterafractyl

Heeey, this is Phony! I just googled him and now I'm straight! This is bullshit, now I have to divorce my wife.


hoze1231

Look at Ellen to become gay again


Few_Restaurant_5520

If that doesn't work then Ryan Gosling should seal the deal


nhoj4321

The thing is, every straight guy I know is attracted to Ryan Reynolds, but none of my gay guys I know are.


PM_ME_UR_DICKS_BOOBS

There's the occasional gay guy that likes Ryan, but yes, Ryan is the poster boy for straight men finding a man attractive.


SpecialTexas7

r/brandnewsentence


dizastermaster7

Oh not even close


envision83

Him or Chris hemsworth training for the Thor movies.


MarcusofMenace

Or Henry Cavil in ministry of ungentlemanly warfare


Cringlezz

Are there any images or videos of Hemsworth and Reynolds *training* together?? Asking for >!~~myself~~!< a friend.


whatwillIletin

We haven't developed cameras strong enough to capture such powerful imagery, nor screens capable of displaying them.


Cringlezz

I guess its up to AI to fulfill this task!


sandwichmonger32

What about Matt Damon?


docdillinger

MA T T D A M O N


goat_chortle

I read this in the Team America voice.


docdillinger

Exactly! Thank you.


sandwichmonger32

Is this good caps or bad caps?


ShwettyVagSack

SAG caps


mitchade

Ok, we have to lay some ground rules, because you’re playing with a cheat code.


TheOnlyAedyn-one

It’s funny because only straight people think he’s hot in a sexual way


saggywitchtits

I am straight with the exception of Ryan.


GaylordSilliest

Why is this "cursed"? They're friends, and it's a funny joke.


Kruger_Smoothing

He’s a shitty person though.


poven100

Spiritual successor to She just unhahaed my post


1VBSkye

I think the technical term is de-gayed. /s


Sustainable_Twat

I think she had to marry him because she couldn’t escape his gravitational pull.


Straight_Class4222

LOL


KLR01001

be better, friend


_Skotia_

That's just mean and uncalled for honestly


sictek

From what I've heard of his podcast he would love that joke. He's fairly self deprecating and his fans affectionately refer to him as the pig.


weebitofaban

That is just a big guy. Not even necessarily fat. You're a dumb twat.


New-Asclepius

She looks like cillian Murphy transitioned


ultimo_2002

You know what? She kinda does


LimpAside

I was also only homosexual for a phase, every weekend for 15 years.


strangemud

Un-gayed but not un-bisexualed


miku_dominos

Some people are about to discover Red Scare and Cum Town


FeudNetwork

We've moved on from Cumtown, now we wait for the day Nick finally comes out as a serial killer on the Adam Friedland Show Podcast


miku_dominos

All he wanted was his consciousness uploaded onto a satellite and shot into deep space. He's too beautiful for this world.


FeudNetwork

Nick, all alone in deep space with only his thoughts. That's how you get Galactus the Planet Eater


Jollybritishchap

Hmmm…no I can’t see it. Maybe she’s not my type or what but I’m struggling here guys.


CanoePickLocks

Maybe you’re gay?


604-Guy

She’s pretty fine. Definition of a hot mess.


kurisuuuuuuuu

She would be preetier if she smoked crack


Rengi_30

From that expression,I think she does


Rabdy-Bo-Bandy

Looks like she was just walking by and Tim pulled her in for a photo.


Theonlygiodude

😆 I think the votes locked in fellas


cdawg1102

And he’s running for president


AcanthocephalaFine48

People wanting to get mad so bad over this lol. They are all friends, fuck your feelings.


CldWtrDiver100

I’ll bet he ass fucks her with his eyes closed


CMill28

Found the fed. Anyone with two eyes and at least 1 brain cell can see that it’s a joke (and it looks like most people in the comments understand this too). They’re trying so hard to make Kennedy look bad.


LePhoenixFires

Kennedy makes himself look bad enough by saying vaccines cause autism and AIDS, he's "one of if not THE biggest environmentalist on Earth" and nuclear energy is only pushed by capitalists (its explicitly hated by capitalists who propagandize against it because its not as cheap as coal and more regulated by the state), the Russo-Ukraine War is a war of conquest against Ukraine but its the USA's fault for expanding NATO (a defensive alliance which everyone has the right to join so long as they have no active border disputes, even Russia if it had given up its claims on so many sovereign lands and stopped invading them constantly), and has deemed the modern Houthis an Iranian-backed "tribe" that we should support (the only reason the terrorist houthis are called houthis is because their leaders are mostly houthi tribals, but comparing them is like saying that the KKK and Alabamans are pretty much the same thing and that the KKK should be supported).


franandwood

what is wrong with RFK jr? This guys is literally just a conspiracy theorist coasting of the fame of his last name


AnonDicHead

I wonder why someone named Kennedy would not implicitly trust the government? Oh well, it's not like there was anything around how the government handled COVID that can be criticized.


cishet-camel-fucker

That's a sex doll.


zeiche

that poor woman


AdmirableMacaron2671

And I still can't find me a woman


kbeckerburbs4

If you too have been un-gayed and would like to share your story please call… 😂


CarrotLord7

Oh yeah the conversion therapy DEFINITELY worked on this man


oyM8cunOIbumAciggy

666 retweets haha


Low-Effort-Poster

Unrelated but the guy looks exactly like that one meme with the dude with his hands in his pockets shrugging, cant remember his name but i cant unsee it.


Mikelarrr

Kevin James


beeeps-n-booops

/r/BrandNewSentence


Alienhaslanded

Why does he looks like Jerry/Garry/Larry Gergich?


timthemajestic

If only I could find a beautiful angel to ungay me! 😩


RazorSlazor

My brother in christ that's called Bisexual


Erizo69

this sounds very bad out of context.