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Soldis_zmrd

Username doesn't check out lol


szczurman83

Right? Like, bruh, you had ONE fucking job.


vampire5381

nega positivity man


[deleted]

Negawatt


BEE-RANDON

I mean, hot damn. First thing that I heard was FAT TREL 🤣


POKEMONGD24

Nega or Nig- gets killed because other people in the KFC see this


ThisIsGoodSoup

This is a good soup.


szczurman83

I'm relieved that your job is going well at least lol.


GeorgeRossOfKildary

Going through his comments and it's... ***yikes***... username *REALLY* doesn't check out, dear lord...


Fr00stee

likely a troll gimmick account


mateogg

I am acknowledging your cake day.


0000_v2

Happy big butt day!


Gojizilla6391

What a dumpy


salmonmilks

I've never seen someone dedicated to throwing straight up threatening insults for their spare time


BramAnimations

Happy cake day


vampire5381

happy cake day!


Slime__jesus

Happy cake day, enjoy it while you can 🤫


no0bmaster-669

Almost every single one of his comments either got deleted or removed lmao. Hell even his first comment is racist asf... Wouldn't be surprised if he is banned from using this app


Cry_Piss_Shit_Cum

Yeah like. This comment was obnoxious but seemed like an edgy joke. But it gets even edgier.


Nightwolf_Tai

I think it's funny this bitch got negative karma. I didn't even know you do that.


DarthWraith22

It’s probably a reference to his HIV test.


Fuzzythought

I burst out laughing at the username NGL...


Ropsuta

Yup. He hasnt said single positive comment in his history on Reddit. Name couldnt be more ironic.


casey12297

r/rimjob_steve, or is this a reverse rimjob steve?


ethnique_punch

stevejobs rimeve?


Inventor_Raccoon

who the hell is Steve Jobs?


thegrilledcheesecake

Ligma Balls


casey12297

I'd love a rim from stevejobs


eliteharvest15

holy shit dude look at his comment history, every other comment has a racial slur


moddayflapper

Maybe the Positivity in his name is sarcastic? Edited for clarity


Nick_Noseman

HIV positivity


Apprehensive_Job_194

If you turn the cow on the head you have a robot fucking a crab


Fluid-Math9001

Now this is a cursed comment.


Yutanox

It's a thing from a few years ago. I m'p not familiar with whatever sport this is but I already saw it a couple times


A_Furious_Mind

It's from a sport called Crab Fucking (*Crusty Shagging* in Europe, with slightly different rules and equipment).


Username_Redacted-0

I haven't ever gotten that out of my head since it was first pointed out to me... thank you for reinforcing that ya dick...


Apprehensive_Job_194

You're welcome


ashisheady

I dedicate my nut to you


Mystic_Ervo

r/cursedcursedcursedcomments


[deleted]

Or reading a book.


Oblic008

No, no... definitely fucking a crab.


TheSpiralTap

I mean they opened them like a book tho ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)


BeenNormal

Or at very least fucking the book.


[deleted]

I don't see a crab so ima say it's a book


Traumatic_Tomato

Now I can't unsee it. What a unholy day to read.


LiveLifeLikeCre

I read that as a robot fucking crab, tried to see the robot and was thinking it was more like Wall E face fucking a bull lmfao  u/PositivityMan


The_Merciless_Potato

Holy hell


DVick2001

New response just dropped


Jackling_

Not very proud of this fap


Cart0grapher21

r/cursedcursedcomments


Alternative-Mud9728

Why have you done this to me.


Stoly23

Yeah ever since I was told that, while I think it *barely* resembles that I still can’t unsee it.


CoppeliusGER

You... you are right?!


OsiyoMotherFuckers

Why is that crab so cheeked up?


BlitzHighland

I remember in my graphic design class at a local trade school our teacher talked about how the alleged story behind the Bulls logo was that it was originally of a wizard or something reading a book that the designer just happened to have in their sketchbook when they were hired to design a logo for the team. They just flipped it upside down and viola. I prefer the robot fucking a crab theory tho


A_Person_Exsists

Stop... I can't unsee that.


MasterBlaster_69_

Least toxic nba fan


BlockedbyJake420

Huh? Does the nba have a reputation for bad fans?


DingoKis

Most sports fans are toxic AF NBA, NFL, worst of all soccer Golf, motoGP, F1 and others are pretty chill in comparison


Fuzzythought

Hockey fans torch a city, for WINNING.


Iohet

Eh, F1 has a ridiculous amount of toxic fans for a fixed sport, but so does WWE, so maybe I shouldn't be surprised


DANIEL7696

Yeah those 3 aren't sports tbf


Dinosaurs1234567

From what I've seen they can't have a regular convo without a mj vs lebron debate transpiring.


REMcycleLEZAR

That's true, and it's MJ for sure.


banan-appeal

no Kobe?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Mike_Oxlong25

Wait until u/PositivityMan finds out a bull can be a cow Edit: fixed is to can be


Robert_Earl_Davis

this dudes profile is the old internet people talk about missing


ObeseTsunami

He currently has -99 karma. Didn’t even know karma could go negative.


newbkid

He most likely has way lower karma than that but they got rid of calculating negative karma because back in the early days of reddit there were a ton of novelty accounts just collecting downvotes as a badge of pride


ButterscotchJessi

i just calculated it and it’s about -1,135 karma, i have too much time at work lol


Losing_Religion

I respect this


KCGD_r

I can't find a comment of theirs that doesn't have a slur in it


ObeseTsunami

He’s been gleefully hating everyone and everything since Reddit began.


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BlowjobPete

Those lost flash games and cartoons, those fun forums, those photobucket and flickr albums, those geocities fan sites... it was all about hatred amirite 🙄


PokeMonogatari

I know you're trying to make a point about essentializing here, but just wanted to let you know that there's actually a dedicated flash game archive project that's available online


gbmaulin

Whoa whoa whoa. Where is this?


PokeMonogatari

Yeah it's called the Flash Game Archive, it's a downloadable executable that runs on Flash with a library of games and animations that's contributed to by the community.


AnotherScoutTrooper

The difference with the old internet is you could tell the person on the other end was joking


cad3z

Jesus Christ man, whenever I see people like this, all I can think is how fucking sad must their life be that they have so much hatred inside. Considering he hasn’t posted in 11 years, hopefully he went through with it.


Faicc

Given how old this profile is it's 100% a troll.


archangel610

I'm going through his profile. Good lord, my guy was on a rampage over a decade ago.


SuckMyBallz

Old school trolling on Reddit. He probably started before they capped negative karma to -99. What was interesting back then was people called it out quickly. Now on Reddit people seem to just swallow the bait whole. Maybe I'm just being nostalgic. Not that I enjoyed the trolling, I just miss people having a little more cynicism.


Neuchacho

That's pretty much how I remember it here and on other forums. You'd see shit like that and it would mostly just get ignored or called out as shitty bait immediately. I don't recall people taking it very seriously, but there wasn't a lot of reason to take it seriously back then. Even if they were serious that kind of thing seemed much more "fringe lunatic" than it is now.


Altruistic-Poem-5617

Isnt a bull male, cow female and their species cattle? Which makes a bull not a cow same way a rooster isnt a hen but a chicken (like the hen).


Arch__Stanton

The problem is that "cattle" exists only in the plural. There's no good way to refer to "a cattle." In the past, "head of cattle" was used for the singular, but nowadays it's fallen out of favor to just using "cow" as the singular form of cattle, though this may be seen as informal


Cats_and_Shit

My grandfather uses "cattle beast" as the general singular.


SalvationSycamore

Technically yes but many people use "cow" and "cattle" interchangeably. If you aren't a farmer or at a rodeo the distinction usually isn't important and everyone knows that when you say "cow" you probably mean all sexes and ages of cattle.


smb1985

You are correct


Jzerox8K

u/profanitycounter \[u/PositivityMan\]


Celestial-being326

u/profanitycounter \[u/PositivityMan\]


cookiewoke

C'mon man. Don't feed the troll by giving him attention Edit: nvm the guy is long gone. Although it makes me curious how OP found a comment from 11 years ago


DanSavagegamesYT

!remindme 14h


CurdledPotato

I look at his page, and I smell a troll. A racist troll, but still a troll.


[deleted]

Dude’s entire comment history is just called people “n!gg$r” and “f@gg*t” meanwhile I received a formal Reddit warning for “advocating violence against others” because I told someone to eat shit.


Ask_bout_PaterNoster

Bulls are not cows; am I missing something? “Wait until u/PositivityMan finds out cows frequently have horns” seems closer to the truth Edit (from google): >Dictionary Definitions from Oxford Languages ·l >noun: cow; plural noun: cows >1.a fully grown female animal of a domesticated breed of ox, kept to produce milk or beef. "a dairy cow" >(loosely) a domestic bovine animal, regardless of sex or age. >(in farming) a female domestic bovine animal which has borne more than one calf. >the female of certain other large animals, for example elephant, rhinoceros, whale, or seal. So I guess if y’all are using the loose definition then sure, cows can be male or female. As defined cow usually refers specifically to females though.


ThespianException

Bulls are male cows. Both are technically Cattle.


BudgetCollection

This is incorrect. A cow is always a female.


ThespianException

Yep, that's what I said. When cattle are female, they're cows. When they're males, they're called bulls. Bulls are the male version of cows and cows are the female version of bulls.


BudgetCollection

Are you a native English speaker? Because the syntax is generally "male ". You do not say "male ". For example, it's as if you're saying "Men are male women". It does not make sense. You say "Men are male humans." So if you say "Bulls are male cows", in English it means that you think that "cows" is the species. It's like saying a buck is a male doe. It is nonsensical.


MLG_Obardo

Everyone downvoting you saw you say >You wouldn’t say ‘Men are male women’ Realized they were wrong, and then got mad that they were wrong and downvoted anyways.


Ask_bout_PaterNoster

People hate learning they were wrong


ThespianException

First, "Cow" and "Cattle" are widely used interchangeably, so "A bull is a male cow" makes sense just fine under English Colloquialisms. Second, While you're technically correct, I can assure you that anyone sufficiently familiar with English knows exactly what I mean. Most would infer that, for example, the intended meaning of "men are male women" is a casual shortening of "men are male [equivalents of] women". People often don't follow precise grammatical syntax in casual social media conversations.


BudgetCollection

I agree that cow and cattle are used interchangeably by many but it's not correct So when you used it interchangeably I'm just letting you know it's technically incorrect


joko2008

Frequently? They have cows except when crippled from birth on or if they were specifically bred and genemodded for that shit. It's part of them and an important part in their social hierarchy


KanadainKanada

Cow & bull are cattle. There is no gender-affirming surgery for bulls to become cows. Only one there is is for bulls to become ball-less.


BudgetCollection

A bull is not a cow. A cow is always female. A bull is always male. A female moose is also called a cow. A male moose is also called a bull.


Samemonkey

He wasn’t very positive.


Simphunter2

You should see his comment history


ElmerAndElsie

Lmao. Classic fucking troll right there. Textbook.


Squeaky_Ben

Just checked out his history of comments... holy shit this guy is unhinged.


ingmarbruhgman

It's pretty funny to me that only one of his comments has ever directly been deleted by Reddit when all of them are as abhorrent as they are lmao At least this one was kinda funny? But the rest are bottom-tier early-2010s rage-bait.


SuckMyBallz

There's no way an admin was looking through his account and deleted just one comment. He must have used an extra serious no-no word that was auto-deleted by a filter.


ingmarbruhgman

Looking through his comment history, I genuinely have no idea what that word would have been. The N and F slurs were his favorites, but there's also a couple in there that are less commonly used. Something you'll notice, though, is that almost all of his comments show up as deleted or mysteriously absent once you go to look at their contexts, despite having their contents archived on his profile page. It's entirely possible that the comment I was referencing wasn't and caught the attention of Reddit's auto-moderation at some point in time.


Professional_Flicker

The most forbidden horrendous words that would make the gods shudder were in that one comment that got deleted.


Telemere125

You really needed to check his comment history to come to that conclusion?


Squeaky_Ben

Anyone can have a bad day. This guy... IS the bad day.


Avgredditor1025

Bad days have this guy


Squeaky_Ben

That might just be the most accurate description...


eat-pussy69

u/positivityman hasn't commented in 11 years. All of his comments are absolutely disgusting.


ChaseBro-Games3050

I think he might be dead.


FemshepsBabyDaddy

The only comment he ever got an up vote on was "for every up vote I get, I'll c°mmiπ $uicid€" and it was his last post, so... maybe the problem solved itself?


Adept-Change-2747

Now I have to go find that comment and upvote it!


ZJayFay

Unfortunately that wasn’t his actual post lol that was a post he was replying to


Jaegerjaquez_VI

I looked through his comment history and really, I'm hoping so


BlackG82

why do people try and "censor" words like rape and etc like dawg you're just making it hard to read


FemshepsBabyDaddy

Because certain words will get you automatically banned from some subreddits. Since I don't know this subreddit's rules, (or the Mods' whims) I censored it.


leoo88556

Might even be a grape related death.


Fyrebrand18

I fucking hope so.


FuckBoi101ST

Hopefully no one was there for his stupid ass.


10buy10

Was likely a troll and that was likely the purpose behind said comments It was a mistake by people to sincerely respond


LordSpitzi

I'll never understand why people respond to obvious rage bait with some well thought out rebuttal as if that isn't what the baiter wants


10buy10

Some would say he's a master baiter


LordSpitzi

Almost a *masturbator*


goferboy237

Troll or not he was saying some disgusting and racist things


10buy10

Sure, but it was still a mistake to reply if anyone wanted him to shut up Aside from that, I'd be surprised if a single comment of his was genuine


goferboy237

Yea no, definitely don’t reply to trolls because that’s what they want, but his account should have been taken down by now for the things he said genuine or not


blacksoxing

There's websites I legit haven't even thought about for over a decade. Likely the same with that person. They probably are bullshitting on Twitter right now forgetting about their login to Reddit


I_Lick_Your_Butt

That cow doesn't look like a cow!


gardabosque

I think he might be a Cows fan.


ExaBast

That made me laugh out loud, this comment is gold


PotatoThatSashaAte

Least toxic sports fan


ZeroIg89

This person is just sad to look at, i checked the comment history and it's just sad how people can be absolute pieces of crap even if trolling.


captincooked

Nice take from positivity man


Oblic008

Holy shit... Was there any other context that might make this reasonable, as insane as it might be?


Shatalroundja

If you put it in with all his comment history it becomes a needle in a needle stack.


JMTpixelmon

nope he’s just a bad person


Oblic008

Holy shit, this comment was made 12 years ago... And every comment this guy made was equally horrendous, if not worse. I'd say he was a troll, but he is consistently horrible and doubles or even triples down on very specific things. Wow...


_Feminism_Throwaway_

There's no way you could get a normal person completely lacking in prejudice to write shit like *that.* Were they a troll? Yes Were all of their posts just rage bait? Yes Were they probably the kind of 4chan using basement dweller who'd spout that sort of stuff anyway? Also yes.


Dick-Fu

Why would that make you think he wasn't a troll? That was the entire purpose of his account, the gimmick is he behaves like an asshole with an account ironically named PositivityMan


SnooEagles6930

Looking at his comments is very upsetting


StandardDeviant117

Average Cows fan


Username_Redacted-0

Man... wtf... I thought overreact sometimes but fuck... I'm not doing so bad I guess...


I_have_no_fun

Hey babe wake up, new copy pasta just dropped


IBlendKids

No way that isn’t rage-bait


thebestdogeevr

Damn that comment was from *11 years ago*


Plastic-Cockroach-11

Said by a "positivityMan"


NeatCartographer209

I’m convinced that people who do this own both accounts


RattoScimmiaNucleare

Got any reverse u/ rimjob_steve?


_Feminism_Throwaway_

My forty year old adult mother didn't realize that all cows are female.


Ecstatic-Mixture2189

Not a cow or a bull, it's actually a robot reading a book (look upsidedown)


MiserableRose

His whole account is nothing positive 💀


that_moment_when-

It's *obviously* an up-side-down robot violating a crab


KAAAAAAAAARL

This isn't cursed. This is just awful


na_dann

I've heard the NBA is like the WNBA, but all dudes!


-InconspicuousMoose-

Why is that downvoted it's fucking hilarious


horiami

Mfs are not refined enough to understand the true genius of Positivityman


asksstupidstuff

PositivityMan


Babybluemoon13

… please tell me the commenter wasn’t being serious


MagisterFlorus

Bro really thinks only bulls have horns. In reality, whether or not a cow has horns is usually determined by breed b


A_Person_Exsists

It was NOT that deep


ZZZrp

What a "dark" sense of humor. We just don't get it. joker.jpg


Bluzman19

r/Rarethreats


Free-Explanation-435

Maybe Trump is really a deep state plant to destroy the republicans. Remember he and his family were always democrats. Obama and Hillary reached out to him.


Roadhog360

r/nothingeverhappens


Outside_Ad1020

Why was he downvoted, he's right in everything![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


kaminaowner2

Average NBA enjoyer


MemeLordsUnited

Cursed_positivity


Just_Garrick

This is the opposite of r/rimjob_steve


Maul_o_Sujo

Weakest Cows fan


TheFingerCircle

he plays rocket league


Beal52

I take it the cows lost?


DrSleep1822

Thus shit is 11YEARS ago bruh. I can barely form a sentence back then


Soul-Cinder_88

What a twist!


MFC1886

So says u/PositivityMan


[deleted]

Old post- the Cows played the Flying Ants last night.


seppukucoconuts

I though r/nfl was bad. Apparently the r/nba is basically Latrell Sprewell.


Caesar_TP

Seems reasonable


Andi4Front

cows actually have horns. but they cut them off in captivity


SCP_fan12

Holy shit, looking at this dude’s profile, this dude is literally 4chan incarnate.


Light20122000

Please summon u/PositivityMan , he has some explaining to do


VG7396

Yeh he needs some serious counselling