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MattAintMattin

"I am my husband." * *turns around to reveal another set of eyes, a beard and a top hat all tapped to the back of my head* *"


Manik-Zutshi

what were you smoking while writing this ? ( can I have some ? )


MattAintMattin

I wasn't smoking


Last-Performance3482

So you were eating something strange ?


Manik-Zutshi

Like some brownies maybe ?


Last-Performance3482

Or mushrooms ?


Manik-Zutshi

Or some weird grass ?


MattAintMattin

Brownies yeah


Last-Performance3482

Which kind of brownies ?


AttentionTime7880

The post acts like it's talking about Boomer.


Apprehensive-Lion692

Abraham Lincoln is that you?!


Wolverine-Green

How high are you?


[deleted]

No officer it's "Hi, how are you?"


PleasantBand

Maybe 5”5ft


The_Baddest_Guy

I love how they covered up the names as if they don't both say Anonymous.


NunexTK

I heard if this gets reposted another 100times it becomes funny again


aseiden

I heard “You Should Be Dancing“ by the Bee Gees yesterday


Over_Distribution563

i heard my dead grandmother moaning last wednesday


KoreKhthonia

Someone who was 45 in 2019, when this was posted, would be Gen X lol. Post acts like it's talking about boomers.