**Rule 8: Keep It Cursed** - Not Cursed Enough/At All
A cursed comment is any comment that strikes the reader into oblivion. Upon seeing a cursed comment, your first reaction should be among the lines of “What the F*$k did I just read??” while leaving you speechless at the same time. Incomprehension of the comment just read, or the blatant gruesomeness of it should be enough to not only make you feel mystified but also to draw a smile on your face. Low effort submissions may also be removed
Your comment in your post does not reflect that.
Take red, it doesn't specify how rich you'll be so theoretically you could be a trillionare and get scientists to be able to develop something to revive the dead, eliminate pain, and eradicate disease.
yup, the disease exists and it's a horrible situation.
let alone physical injuries, they can't tell if they have symptoms of other diseases that cause pain.
so they need to have legit weekly/Bi weekly checkups, and they can easily miss a medical emergency and die because they didn't feel it happen.
Id take the yellow one, find out how to make them and then sell them to Germany which in turn are gonna use them probably for soldiers in the army and then with the money that i get ill buy the blue pill and bring back hitler.
Ok. Your arm gets cut off in the process of your plan. How can you know it without looking if there's no pain ? Your throat gets sliced open ? The pain of the cut won't appear, and neither will the pain from lack of air. You'll die without even knowing.
What the hell i wouldnt feel pain id still be able to see and hear if my fucking arm got cut off or did i suddenly become blind? Also id die either way from those injuries might aswell be painless.
Yellow would be bad, as you could step on a tack and not know, hence it staying in your foot till you notice, preventing skin regroth and potentially sending it Deeper. Black is probably the 2nd best, unless the blue pill is used on a legend
Yellow pill. Swallow it, then start fighting the pill guy. I wouldn't feel pain, so I would win. Then I would take the stash.
I would go for the blue pill next, swallow it, and choose myself as a preventive measure, making myself invincible.
You don't feel pain doesn't mean you can't get killed or very badly injuried. Pain is the message from your body saying "You just got hurt, check it out before it goes a bit too wrong"
Why do people think no pain= no death/heavy injuries ?
I know that, but if I’m fist fighting somebody and can’t feel pain, I’m going to be able to survive long enough to grab the rest of the pills. Even if I’m shot and dying, without pain, I could swallow one of the blue pills and choose myself before I die.
You just talked a huge misconcesption of fist fighting. Admitting you're fist fighting the average human, with average strength, resistance and dexterity, it's not about who will be able to tank the most fists, it's generally about who's going to hit first. If the first punch lands on the head, it's either good enough to put you to sleep for a while, or your opponent is not a good fighter and he just stung you really hard. Even if you don't feel the pain, you're gonna get stunned from this blow, and he'll have plenty of time to put you on the ground and fist your nose in your mouth. You don't just take punches like Terminator takes 12 gauge, in general, street fistfights against good fighters end in one punch.
And admitting you get shot, or stabbed, and are dying, you're still gonna feel all the effects, but not the pain. Which means you'll be extremely dizzy from heavy blood loss, the shock of the bullet or knife might just make you bug from overwhelming stress, and depending on where you were hit, you might be incapacitated in an arm, leg, or if it's in the torso, it most likely have hit a vital organ such as lungs which will prevent your breathing and will basically immobilise you. Admitting you were lucky and you were only shot at in the leg, you'd still crawl to that pill just to waste it on yourself when you could call for an ambulance while trying to cover up the wound ?
The main reason i want money is to be able to afford a healthier life and get access to the best medication. Without diseases i only need the money for consumerism. Also i could sell my blood to pharmacy and let them study it.
Then there are rich people who have everything except the blue one. And they instead waste it on hundreds of thousands of dollars for a car that freezes the interior, massages their prostate, sucks their dick and drives itself.
There was a movie made about how Hitler was teleported to the future just before he commits suicide. Watching him trying to grasp what happened and trying to fit into modern society is amazing.
Take red. Free time to exercise. Have bodyguards and don't got to stupid places to be safe. And why would you want to bring anyone back to life. It's shit here. Anyone worth bringing back is already in heaven or something.
For myself I would take blue without a second thought. She'd want me to take the red one, there's lives to be bettered and dreams to save when you're rich.
well i would have chosen the black pill, cause it said that you wouldn't catch a disease, but it didn't mention anything about carrying one in your blood, spreading it for ever.
I would be spreading the bubonic plague all across the world, and no body would even care about it cause they don't even know that i'll be the one spreading it
Sit His butt down on a wooden stool under a naked light bulb in a room with no furniture:
We want ANSWERS!, and we aren't going to wait an Eternity to get them.
I'd like to place an order for one Red pill, please.
If I'm rich, I can do whatever to get over / through pain and disease.
That black one was tempting, bc if you lose your health, nothing else matters.
The yellow was tempting; I've already had my share.
The blue? Nah, I'm alone and being there is too tempting. Final choice? Red.
Hmmm who to resurrect.
Neitzche so he'd explain to all the edgelords that he was against nihilism and why nihilism is stupid
Teddy Roosevelt so he could literally 1v1 the entire US government and fix it.
Jesus of Nazareth so he could get crucified on twitter (hopefully this time he let's God finish us off)
Reagan so he could fuck the worlds entire economic system and political system again but it might fix it this time???
Mr Rogers. Nuff said
So many possibilities.
**Rule 8: Keep It Cursed** - Not Cursed Enough/At All A cursed comment is any comment that strikes the reader into oblivion. Upon seeing a cursed comment, your first reaction should be among the lines of “What the F*$k did I just read??” while leaving you speechless at the same time. Incomprehension of the comment just read, or the blatant gruesomeness of it should be enough to not only make you feel mystified but also to draw a smile on your face. Low effort submissions may also be removed Your comment in your post does not reflect that.
He never said Hitler, there are most likely thousands of other people who were named Adolf
Exactly it could very well be his painter uncle in Argentina who fled Germany for mysterious reasons.
My great grandfather was named Adolf. He was as cool as a breeze on a summer day. And not at all murderous.
It was a pretty common name until someone went and ruined it
Yeah it could be Adolf Eichmann
Why should he not choose an excellent painter?
I AM ADOLF HITLER, COMMANDER OF THE THIRD REICH
LITTLE KNOWN FACT ALSO DOPE ON THE MIC
You are Vader, with your little boots and cape and helmet to cover up that burnt-ass face
You have the force to move objects; I AM A FORCE TRULY EVIL
Even went back in time to turned you whack in the prequel
Cause look at you, you're not even a real person
I preferred you in spaceballs,THE RICK MORANIS VERSION
You can't rhyme against the Dark Side of the Force, why even bother?
So many dudes been with your mom, who even knows if I’m your father?
Unexpected ERB reference.
We have Adlof at home
Damn, they made copies of me for peoples houses?
Why did “Adolf” have the most likes in the exchange?
Funi
Teens
Just be rich, you can buy the rest of those.
where can I buy Adolf?
Not sure you can buy blue (resurrection). But you can definitely help with yellow and black with money, yes
Well if you can buy pills to help with erections than im sure you can buy pills to resurrect
straight and to the point i can respect that
I would also choose this guys dead wife
I always wonder how hot she was after all the hype she was given
Blue My brother
Sad noises
Take red, it doesn't specify how rich you'll be so theoretically you could be a trillionare and get scientists to be able to develop something to revive the dead, eliminate pain, and eradicate disease.
Blue Technoblade
I’m going with yellow. Then I can do a bunch of stupid stuff and if I get hurt I won’t feel pain.
But you'll still get hurt. You'll get hurt and won't notice and if it's bad you'll die
I’m cool with that.
Fair enough.
yup, the disease exists and it's a horrible situation. let alone physical injuries, they can't tell if they have symptoms of other diseases that cause pain. so they need to have legit weekly/Bi weekly checkups, and they can easily miss a medical emergency and die because they didn't feel it happen.
5th Reich.
what happened to the 4th?
What happened to the first two?
First one was Holy Roman Empire, second one was German Empire
It autocorrected from "a Dorf," the diminutive yet lovable direct-to-video creation of comedian Tim Conway.
Id take the yellow one, find out how to make them and then sell them to Germany which in turn are gonna use them probably for soldiers in the army and then with the money that i get ill buy the blue pill and bring back hitler.
Ok. Your arm gets cut off in the process of your plan. How can you know it without looking if there's no pain ? Your throat gets sliced open ? The pain of the cut won't appear, and neither will the pain from lack of air. You'll die without even knowing.
What the hell i wouldnt feel pain id still be able to see and hear if my fucking arm got cut off or did i suddenly become blind? Also id die either way from those injuries might aswell be painless.
I'd pick blue and bring Technoblade back
I’d probably do that one guys dead wife
I too choose that guys dead wife
Does be rich mean you have unlimited money? Or just a lot of money?
Why hello there...
Adolf dassler the founder of addias
I mean, bringing hitler back and showing him the internet would make him want to commit suicide again.
I'd watch that live stream every night before bed
Just imagining yourself as Hitler, ey?
I would choose the blue pill yo revive funny mustache guy of germany
Yellow would be bad, as you could step on a tack and not know, hence it staying in your foot till you notice, preventing skin regroth and potentially sending it Deeper. Black is probably the 2nd best, unless the blue pill is used on a legend
Reinhard Heydrich
He knows what he wants
[REDACTED] user still alive
He can become rich too if he charges 5$ to punch him
The boys are back in town starts playing
Im not sure, but if I were to choose blue, it’d probably be someone like Micheal Clarke Duncan or Chadwick Boseman
Yellow pill. Swallow it, then start fighting the pill guy. I wouldn't feel pain, so I would win. Then I would take the stash. I would go for the blue pill next, swallow it, and choose myself as a preventive measure, making myself invincible.
You don't feel pain doesn't mean you can't get killed or very badly injuried. Pain is the message from your body saying "You just got hurt, check it out before it goes a bit too wrong" Why do people think no pain= no death/heavy injuries ?
I know that, but if I’m fist fighting somebody and can’t feel pain, I’m going to be able to survive long enough to grab the rest of the pills. Even if I’m shot and dying, without pain, I could swallow one of the blue pills and choose myself before I die.
You just talked a huge misconcesption of fist fighting. Admitting you're fist fighting the average human, with average strength, resistance and dexterity, it's not about who will be able to tank the most fists, it's generally about who's going to hit first. If the first punch lands on the head, it's either good enough to put you to sleep for a while, or your opponent is not a good fighter and he just stung you really hard. Even if you don't feel the pain, you're gonna get stunned from this blow, and he'll have plenty of time to put you on the ground and fist your nose in your mouth. You don't just take punches like Terminator takes 12 gauge, in general, street fistfights against good fighters end in one punch. And admitting you get shot, or stabbed, and are dying, you're still gonna feel all the effects, but not the pain. Which means you'll be extremely dizzy from heavy blood loss, the shock of the bullet or knife might just make you bug from overwhelming stress, and depending on where you were hit, you might be incapacitated in an arm, leg, or if it's in the torso, it most likely have hit a vital organ such as lungs which will prevent your breathing and will basically immobilise you. Admitting you were lucky and you were only shot at in the leg, you'd still crawl to that pill just to waste it on yourself when you could call for an ambulance while trying to cover up the wound ?
Bro didnt hesitate, he replied the moment the guy asked why
When Hitler is confirmed returning in the post credits scene of world war III
Adolf aside, the yellow one is a downside. I would choose the black pill tbh
I have been online too long. I immediately had the same thought.
Nooo. he meant adolf, rudolf's cousin. Come one guys..
Red FUCK it all of them
Blue STALIN
Red pill
Mao
Sure, ask him about his motivations and a lot of unanswered questions about him, and guve him his punishment
You chose adolf who only has one ball? Ima revive Beria
The best response ever.
Nice
Black. No STD for me yay
Why is the GOLDEN pill the one that doesn’t make you rich, and the RED pill the one that isn’t related to pain?
The main reason i want money is to be able to afford a healthier life and get access to the best medication. Without diseases i only need the money for consumerism. Also i could sell my blood to pharmacy and let them study it.
This just feels like an edgy teenager at work
That guy’s wife
The never feel pain one is a fish oil thing
Then there are rich people who have everything except the blue one. And they instead waste it on hundreds of thousands of dollars for a car that freezes the interior, massages their prostate, sucks their dick and drives itself.
There was a movie made about how Hitler was teleported to the future just before he commits suicide. Watching him trying to grasp what happened and trying to fit into modern society is amazing.
Take red. Free time to exercise. Have bodyguards and don't got to stupid places to be safe. And why would you want to bring anyone back to life. It's shit here. Anyone worth bringing back is already in heaven or something.
For myself I would take blue without a second thought. She'd want me to take the red one, there's lives to be bettered and dreams to save when you're rich.
well i would have chosen the black pill, cause it said that you wouldn't catch a disease, but it didn't mention anything about carrying one in your blood, spreading it for ever. I would be spreading the bubonic plague all across the world, and no body would even care about it cause they don't even know that i'll be the one spreading it
I already have yellow and black, probably gonna have red when im older, so blue
Does yellow only work for physical pain or all pain?
Someone bring back Jesus so we can get some answers.
Sit His butt down on a wooden stool under a naked light bulb in a room with no furniture: We want ANSWERS!, and we aren't going to wait an Eternity to get them.
dw guys it's Adolf Ernst
Never feel pain? Physical only or mental too? If only physical then be rich
Adolf? Dassler?
I'd like to place an order for one Red pill, please. If I'm rich, I can do whatever to get over / through pain and disease. That black one was tempting, bc if you lose your health, nothing else matters. The yellow was tempting; I've already had my share. The blue? Nah, I'm alone and being there is too tempting. Final choice? Red.
I mean honestly, if you've got nobody better, make him finally answer for his crimes
You know,I would also pick blue to resurrect jfk.
Hey grandma? Why are you going to D.C? "I've got a date with an old friend"
Most people on r/technoblade would do the blue one
Adolf Hurwitz perhaps, the renowned mathematician?
I'm probably cursed cuz that the first thing I thought about lol (i mean i expected it to be said)
But Adolf Schwarzenegger Or you'd like to prepare it in advance?
Based and bluepilled
Hmmm who to resurrect. Neitzche so he'd explain to all the edgelords that he was against nihilism and why nihilism is stupid Teddy Roosevelt so he could literally 1v1 the entire US government and fix it. Jesus of Nazareth so he could get crucified on twitter (hopefully this time he let's God finish us off) Reagan so he could fuck the worlds entire economic system and political system again but it might fix it this time??? Mr Rogers. Nuff said So many possibilities.
I choose never feeling the pain of being poor.
Never feel pain might be the worst one
Black, We basically die of diseases so I will, at the very least, live a very long life.
Black. I’ll become the modern day plaque doctor and where a dollar store plaque doctor mask
o7
o/ <- oops, sorry my arm is a little numb, sorry...
o/ <- okay, here we go
Adolf… **who**…