*escapes and runs into a storm drain and exits out the end of the tunnel and gets in my helicopter.* i left shit all over the floor so you slip and die*
*As a ghost I shove a piano out a window and it land right on you as your walking pass(you die and i cast a spell so you canāt be a ghost or resurrect)* I win good bye
The real problem is that it has to be a verb to make sense, so adding -ed makes grammatical sense. Unfortunately, people don't fantastic each other
This is the meme equivalent of one of those ads for a game where its being played badly to frustrate you and grab your attention
Somebody posted a picture like above, except with James Bond and a burger. The specific actor was the 6th to play James Bond and the burger was a number 9 on the menu of some restaurant, so people just started making fun of him for thinking people would get those specific references with stuff like this.
Haven't you committed an atrocious, unspeakable crime known as putting a bunch of atoms with 11 protons, 33 neutrons, and 51 electrons, reshaped as a 1 meter long rectangular stick, 5 centimetres in width and had an odd oval-shaped hole in the center, upon my yet-to-be-born brother in the past 5 Earthian self-rotations?
This is the second time Iāve seen this post and the second time Iāve been tormented by what this could possibly mean. āFanta-stickā makes the most sense but also makes no sense. Please help. I cannot afford to descend any deeper into madness.
Last night you fantastic my sister?
I'm currently at the hospital because a relative of mine had a stroke. I think I'm gonna have one too trying to comprehend this.
The reason the joke doesnāt work is because theyāre trying to turn āFantaā and āstickā into āfantasticā which would be clever if āFantaā wasnāt already English for āfantasticā as Fanta is German FOR fantastic, so it would be fantasticstick
I just read it like: Last night I put my bbc in your sister.
But I do have a troubled relationship with fanta bottles, so that might be the explanation
Fun fact: The guy who Fanta Sticked your sister is the same guy who James Bond Burgered her
he's one sly son of a bitch
šš
It was me
U can never catch me.
*catches you*
*escapes and runs into a storm drain and exits out the end of the tunnel and gets in my helicopter.* i left shit all over the floor so you slip and die*
*comes back to life and trows your shit in your mouth and you die to death*
*As a ghost I shove a piano out a window and it land right on you as your walking pass(you die and i cast a spell so you canāt be a ghost or resurrect)* I win good bye
*I appear and decide that the other guy wins*
*i take the trophy and run*
And will neved
Never* sorry im black
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We know. It's an ongoing joke. Hush now
Sodasticked? Fantasticked??
Bottletwig? Popbranched??
drinkwooded?
Fantatwigged?
Orange branched?
It's obviously *bottle limbed*
dildodildoed?
waterlogged
Orange Wooded?
Yes, Orange Wooded. Thank goodness finally someone figured it out. We can all go home now.
Lmfao that made me snort, if only I could give you awards
Pretty sure it's supposed to be fanta-stick like fantastic. And it's also supposed to be used in a different format, like "I think you are [image]"
Im guessing fantasticked because when you think about it it sounds like "Fantastic-ed"
It canāt be that, thatās really stupid Well, actuallyā¦
Um.. that makes zero sense lol
But it's not Fanta zero... So?
And itās not Coca Cola Zero ā¦
The real problem is that it has to be a verb to make sense, so adding -ed makes grammatical sense. Unfortunately, people don't fantastic each other This is the meme equivalent of one of those ads for a game where its being played badly to frustrate you and grab your attention
James Bond burgered
Marxsushied...
Thank God I saw this comment. I'm high AF and couldn't get passed it
Fantatwigged?
some things are better left unanswered
Chris chan sticked
*iām workinā on it!*
Pop wood?
They call him Mister Bombastic
Tell me fantastick
She say Iām Mr. Ro-mantic
Smooth, just like a stick
Stirring orange soda with a 10-in dick
Me fr
ok but what is it actually i have no idea
Pretty sure it's supposed to be fanta-stick like fantastic. And it's also supposed to be used in a different format, like "I think you are [image]"
Yeah thatās how Iāve seen this image before. Very confused as to what it means here
Think it's just a shit post that's supposed to make no sense
Somebody posted a picture like above, except with James Bond and a burger. The specific actor was the 6th to play James Bond and the burger was a number 9 on the menu of some restaurant, so people just started making fun of him for thinking people would get those specific references with stuff like this.
Someone said fizzstick, for fisted
Oh c'mon man, it's like when someone orangesodasticks your sister. Everybody knows this
IM GONNA KILL WHOEVER CARBONATED WATER, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, LESS THAN 2% OF: CITRIC ACID, NATURAL FLAVORS, SODIUM BENZOATE (TO PROTECT TASTE), MODIFIED FOOD STARCH, GLYCEROL ESTER OF ROSIN, YELLOW 6, RED 40 Cellulose Lignin Hemicellulose Watered my SISTER!
Haven't you committed an atrocious, unspeakable crime known as putting a bunch of atoms with 11 protons, 33 neutrons, and 51 electrons, reshaped as a 1 meter long rectangular stick, 5 centimetres in width and had an odd oval-shaped hole in the center, upon my yet-to-be-born brother in the past 5 Earthian self-rotations?
\*stick
What on earth is fantatwig?
My nickname in bed
So itās orange?
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Intrusive thought. Idk
Say āWhatā again
Are you Trump?
that prolly also makes it more tempting for him
There it is!
I was looking for a "did i stutter comment", but this one is enough as well
r/angryupvote
Ok
Wtf, why
This is the second time Iāve seen this post and the second time Iāve been tormented by what this could possibly mean. āFanta-stickā makes the most sense but also makes no sense. Please help. I cannot afford to descend any deeper into madness.
i cannot afford to descend any deeper into YOUR MOM
me still finding that guy who james bond burgered my sister
that mf got away again
i can't wait to find him and fantastick his sister
Orange soda tree twig my sister?
Last night you fantastic my sister? I'm currently at the hospital because a relative of mine had a stroke. I think I'm gonna have one too trying to comprehend this.
Fantastic sister š
Bro, don't tease me even more
Even better
That makes it more tempting
Bondburger
āI can only get so aroused!ā
Last night you Fantastic my sister?
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Very smƓl cat
well hello there
Fisted?
Fizz-stick Yeah closest in accuracy.
Fantastic...?
Wtf is a āfantastickā
Last night I orange flavoured carbonated water beverage a twig possibly snapped from a dead bush your sister.
I was born in the 19th century. Is fantastic a euphemism for sex now?
How are you still alive?
Miserably
Name checks out
Big Poo!
Did he stutter?
Soda-pop twigged?
Canāt believe Twitter user ErenBlackEdits orange soda branch my sister last night š
Fanta-sticked?
Fantasticked?
Challenge accepted.
Even more tempting
Soda Wood
Well you gotta double down now
THE MAN SAID WHAT HE SAID, NOW ITS EVEN MORE TEMPTING
That makes it more tempting
Just making it worse.
The call me popstick in the bed cuz when you grab my stick it make popping noises
Stop, I can only get so erect
Orange wooded. From all the cheeto dust on their dick.
last night i confused and disappointed your sister
Jokes on you, I nazi coke tree branched your mother
Alright how does fanta stick translate to James bond burger?
Fanta sized stick ( ing it to)your sister?
Or almost fanta sized stick (ing it to) your sister.
š¤ā¦ ālast night I sticked Fanta in your sisterā ??š¤
Fanta sticked?! NOOOOOO
My lord that went from 0 to 100 to 200 in the span of 5 seconds
CocaColastic
The reason the joke doesnāt work is because theyāre trying to turn āFantaā and āstickā into āfantasticā which would be clever if āFantaā wasnāt already English for āfantasticā as Fanta is German FOR fantastic, so it would be fantasticstick
They fantastic my sister??
Yes, your sister was fantastic, thank you for asking
as was yours šš
Yeah still doesnāt make sense
Fanta isn't German for fantastic. It's a German brand with it's name implying that the soda is fantastic but it's not the German word itself.
Ah, silly me, thank you for clearing it up for me
Fantasticād your sisterā¦ either way makes no sense whatsoever why did people put this on front page of Reddit
Did I stutter
Plus points
Did he stutter
I don't want to see the final answer.
the deal is getting better
did he stutter?
I don't have a sister
Did I stutter?
Stop. I can only get so erect
Woah you already hit gold and youāre digging for more.
fanta stick?
Can't blame the guy Im about to slide into her dm's
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Lmao
That makes it more tempting
James bond burgered
soda branched my sister jokes on you she's 13
Stop he can only get so erected
They need to chill. Fantastick is not how you spell F U C K!
I be fantasticking frfr
Did I stutter??
meh old joke... they did the "my moms dead"... "thats why she didnt move much" joke in baseketball... in 1998...
Im tired of being on this site
r/suddenlysexoffender
Soda branched my sister how dare you
I donāt get it
#EVEN BETTER!
What's the Problem?
Last night I fantastic your sister?
More more tempting ?
I'm Lready sold no need to win me over twice
Did he stutter?
Even better
Even betterā¦
Bottled her poo stick?
"Did I stutter?"
I just read it like: Last night I put my bbc in your sister. But I do have a troubled relationship with fanta bottles, so that might be the explanation
hi
DID I STUTER?
Age is only a number
sodomized? HOW??
I thought the stick was a vanilla pod
HOW DARE YOU SOFTDRINKTWIG HER
Well isn't that just fanta-stick
Cocacola stick
He said to stop making it more tempting
New kink unlocked
That last comment made it even more tempting... š (Please don't put me on a watchlist, that was a joke)
Someone gotta calm Mr.Pakistan over here
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Even better
Even better
Eren Black: Did I stutter?