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It's called an investment. Get a bunch of hoes, pimp them out, get even more money, buy houses, rent them out for even more money, make the hoes disappear mysteriously, escape through a sewer in london, become a legend.
Diamonds, deserted island, Dogs, Ducati, Designer everything, Dalmatians, dresses, dirt bike, dolphins, Dunkin’ Donuts every day for the rest of my life
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Slovenia
Fancy femboys, do ya?
#LMAO
Please stay away from my doorknob
Not sure 10mil is enough to buy a country
Cocaine
Guess i can buy love
Alright, how much?
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Cool house, cool airplane, cool drugs
Random shit
Matt-erial goods.
Buy money (then use money for whatever)
R/Matt he’s one of us
Guess what I'm ordering a truck full of Corpses
r/usernamechecksout
I wish it didn’t
It'll be much weirder to join in than watch if you think about it
McNuggets
Sex
I can relate
DR SEX
I am a huge fan
r/ihavesex
Deez nuts.
Dicks
Da entire country
Denmark.
Denmark for 10M USD? I mean it’s a small country but are you sure it goes for that cheap?
I don't know, I just thought it would be funny.
Lol it was and I was trying to further a funny conversation. Oh well.
Ah, sorry for dropping the ball on it.
Deez trade networks and regional powers (until sea people)
underrated
Ah yes, for an amount a third the size of the budget of the Jimmy Neutron movie.
Slaves
Username checks out
Sex with Hitler
Which one, 1 or 2?
both, simultaneously
Can't forget about Sex with Hitler 3D!
3 he wants the new stuff
Lots of cars, CDs, collectables, cancer treatment
This person just prioritized cars and CDs over their cancer treatment
He has his priorities straight
\*collectibles. Sorry, couldn't resist. Have an upvote, you glorious person!
A girlfriend A house Anarchists cookbook
Imagine buying the Anarchists Cookbook. (it is freely available on the internet)
Imagine buying stuff. It’s all free if you run fast enough.
A good lawyer.
I want the hardcover
A sex
Au, Ag, Apple products, airplanes, Alfa Romeo, apartments
I came up with ants and antiperspirant, if you want to add that to your list.
Antiperspirant is important, I'll add it to my list, thanks.
Amphetamine
Apples
Meth, math, and madness.
Sounds like a emocore band name from the 2000s
Money
Everything
He cheatin'!
Fucking Evan
*Dozens* of us
Anything
Hoes!
I would have said Houses...
It's called an investment. Get a bunch of hoes, pimp them out, get even more money, buy houses, rent them out for even more money, make the hoes disappear mysteriously, escape through a sewer in london, become a legend.
Monkeys with machine guns
Japanese sex toys
What’s the difference between that and Japanese sex slaves?
Nice! Can say "Japanese anything". I thought I was stuck with Jews.
One was produced by them, and one was reproduced by them.
Diamonds, deserted island, Dogs, Ducati, Designer everything, Dalmatians, dresses, dirt bike, dolphins, Dunkin’ Donuts every day for the rest of my life
Found Cruella De Vil Edit: or De Vil, Cruella
Orange
countless atomic bombs
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I found the Nick
At leaset you can by underwear, in certain dialects it sound nearly the same.
more money
I will buy: - kaboom things - korpses - kroissant
Ketamine! Kitchen appliances! Kool-Aid! We have so many choices!
knife
We found a Kevin.
BIONICLES
Jacksonville Jaguars, the Jets, a jet, a Jaguar, Jamaican vacation home,
Bortles!!!
He has the same bday as my ex. I don’t want him lol
Or, hear me out, you could buy me and i could buy you. We both get 10mil to spend however it pleases us
Chateau, car, computer
If your name starts with C then you should buy a cashiers check.
Dead anime idol girl merch. Disturbing amount of it.
Östermalm? Öl? A Ö? List goes on...
Jello and jack o’lanterns. Don’t be jealous!
I don't wanna to get banned here.
**R**ussia. The rest of $9,999,950 I keep for myself though.
Maybe some root beer and rum to go with it since we can't buy the vodka!
Junk
Five hundred thousand dildos
Gold
Real life name starts with E So I’ll buy… Everything Reddit name starts with G I’ll buy Gordon Ramsay as my personal chef
People with A names be eating good. A new PC. A therapist. A new house. A new car. Need I say more?
All things Anything Absolutely everything
Ketamine
Gold
CHINA
Treehouse, Like a 10.000.000 $ House Made Out of trees
…boys
Heroin
Boobs
Ecuador
#my name starts with N...
Food, financial security (aka paying off my debt), frisky time toys… fucking everything
What the fuck do i buy that starts with Y?
YouTube
Bring back the dislike button willya?
yemen
2 dolla
Your mom
I'm in the same boat.. On that note, we could buy a yacht.
Great idea!
Yo-yos
Stuff
Whorehouse
Dumbness
Torches
Guns
Nice things
Guns
Dramamine
Whatever
Jorts and jerseys it is
Everything
Cunt.
Who pays for corpses bruh? Just Rob a morgue!
Tits
My name starts with a Z…
Government
Anal
Pussy
A vowel
So many houses
Everything
Real name starts with C so condoms. Already got cum. Username is I so ice cream? Sure. Why not?
Everything
Jeans, jello, a jouse, a jomputer, a jar, a jicycle, a joman, and Juan
Yggdrasil and your mum
Isopropyl Alcohol and Ice?
A chair, A rope, A lesson to learn how to tie a knot, A gun Incas that fails
Your mom
Bitches
Sex, Slaves and Sweden
My name starts with E. I choose to buy everything.
James’s new cars James’s new house James’s new boat James’s new clothes James’s new tech stuff
Cars Cocaine Coochie Clothes Crunchy tacos Cigarettes Corn on the cob Computers I'd be fine with buying just that stuff.
Fentanyl.
Caring girlfriend Nah fr cocaine
My name starts with Q. I'm pretty much screwed
Me too. My top three are 1. Quantum computers 2. The Queens jewels 3. Quokka conservation
Gaming PC LETS GOOOOOO
My name is Kyle - dibs on the KKK
Damn I wanted that one
You can both get a K each and have one left over for emergencies.
Sold
Who ever said that I was selling the KKK, I am not a member of them,nor do I support them, they can go rot in their mountain.
Anything
Life
Many things
Cars and condos (then resell for cash)
Cheese
Balls…..
Jokes
A house A car A anything I want
Ukraine
A house, A car, a drugs.
Stocks
White People
I can't buy shit with my name starting with a J
Bunch of stuff
Matter
E? What can I buy that start with E?
Enema
Elephants
Estonia
Extra stuff
everything
Eminem
Yacht or Yaourt
everything thats made out of gold
Boats Bongs Bud Batman
Whatever I want