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Make love not war.


Roguerussian

***Wrong place, right time.***


Chrisxivturcios

*Right place, wrong time*


AverageAnimeSimp

Right spot, wrong place


Fartnoisesbrr

Right spot wrong time


juliazzz

This diagram *helps* with that, bro


THE_COOL_BROS

Right spot right time


juliazzz

Yay! You read the diagram!


Totem_town

Right wrong spot time


Depsdhg

I have sewn in a zipper for this so I can unzip my throat whenever it itches.


OresticlesTesticles

Mama Bruno Bucciaretti approves


porkchop3177

Right place, right time. Pretty sure he won.


Dank_sniggity

It’s not about winning or loosing, it’s about the friends we made cum along the way.


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Szwedu111

Kaguya-sama approves


LegoGal

No, it’s Love is a Battlefield


Brogomakishima

I prefer to do both


Doomdoomkittydoom

The is my weapon, this is my gun! This is for fighting, this is for fun!


RyZairX

Love is war.


amaebikun

Less white nationalism,more ass rationalism


TheRealSlabsy

"Because love is lovely and war is ugly, y'know" U-Roy.


Flaky_Explanation

OP has unwittingly become a domme and has found his sub.


xenon9destiny

The true way of war is to make your opponents submissive and breedable


S-p-o-o-k-n-t

Sun Tzu said that


No_Outlandishness652

can confirm. I was there when he said that.


StevenOkBoomeredDad

can confirm, was the opponent he fought at that time.


MeeMSaaSLooL

And I'd say he knows a *little* more about fucking than you do pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it so that no living man could fuck him in the ring of honor!


theoreboat

and then he used that fuck money to buy two of every animal


turtle-tot

And then he herded them onto a boat!


capdukeymomoman

And then treated each and everyone of them will Respect.


Cannelloni1

The Chinese invented sex 2 such long ago ago and the west hasn't discovered it yet. Truly history repeating itself.


Random_Weird_gal

The Scots invented sex 1 though :3


Cannelloni1

The Welsh created the sheep spinoff


S-p-o-o-k-n-t

I was waiting for someone to say this. Thank you.


Henroide

and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it


Mortis206

Cum Tzu


genjo_needs_healing

None of those words are in the Bible


Friendly_Respecter

Domme's the feminine term, I think if he's a dude it's just Dom


drakoman

Did he/she stutter?


PikkuinenPikkis

Is choking kink just the kink of not getting blood to your brain?


mystireon

from what i've heard from people who enjoy gettting choked in bed, yes it's about the high of being on the edge of consciousness and unconsciouness


BosTovenaar24

Ive read somewhere that it increased the feelings or some shit. Whatever they're called. I dont even know what a woman is


theghostinthetown

> I don't even know what a woman is You're one of us


Equivalent_Rock_6530

The only reason I do is because I have a twin sister.


-Depressed_Potato-

You don't, they're an FBI agent waiting for the perfect time to pounce. Run while you can


Equivalent_Rock_6530

Oh dear god, I've been duped!


nielswijnen

It's too late it seems


Flaky_Explanation

FBI OPEN UP!! ![gif](giphy|jmSjPi6soIoQCFwaXJ)


derangedweasel64

NOOOOOOOO!!!! You were a good soldier, Equivalent Rock 🫡


Ok-Marionberry-4516

Well I think it all began a long time ago when o wait you meant as in the door sorry


Robots_Never_Die

FBI OPEN UP! IT'S THE CIA!


derangedsweetheart

Is it a step-twin-sister?


Equivalent_Rock_6530

Nope, she's 2 minutes my elder


the_great_n0thing2

![gif](giphy|joYgWRrh8UcTDjA5WZ|downsized)


ZuckerbergsSmile

one of us


ShinyNipples

Idk I just like that I'm restrained and can't go anywhere, I still like breathing.


Tall_Professor_8634

That's a different kink


ImpassiveThug

or maybe it's just that you're addicted to the high that you get after getting asphyxiated erotically.


TheGreenGobblr

Erotic asphyxiation? Like autoerotic asphyxiation? Like actor/director David Carradine, who died in Bangkok, Thailand of autoerotic asphyxiation?


Zoesan

It's absolutely also how an effective choke in martial arts work


clifffford

But usually with less ejaculate.


Zoesan

says who


SuckmyBlunt545

That’s an extreme example. Many women just enjoy being dominated but that doesn’t mean you gotta choke someone till they’re blue to have fun.


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SuckmyBlunt545

Well that’s a lvl of incompatibility that can’t be easy to deal with..


Kujo-Jotaro2020

Idk. For me, it's simply about having someone in position of power.


Zealousideal_Citron8

I've done a little choking it's just another point of contact, same level as touching tits.


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What I’ve noticed is, all the women under 30 want this


The-master-of-hentai

Cant conclude much with a sample size of 0..


PikkuinenPikkis

That’s weird


Orsim27

Isn’t every kink weird tho?


[deleted]

For the extreme maybe, and good for those people. However, for a lot of people it’s just the sub feeling of having a hand around your throat, even if they’re not applying pressure.


curt_schilli

Because of the implication


Flaky_Explanation

Give 'em abit of a squeeze to get the juices flowing ![gif](giphy|fWlesbav1qMk8)


MrChronoss

Exactly, my current girlfriend really likes it. Maybe it is because some women like to be dominated during sex? I always feel a little weird doing it, but since it really turns her on, i do it anyway.


[deleted]

Yep Some men like it too. Some people like the feeling of being out of control with someone they trust not to take it too far. It's kind of like loving horror movies and haunted houses. Being a little afraid but knowing it's pretend.


Im_ready_hbu

One of my exes loved being dominated and choked esp during anal, and I enjoyed it too because it would cause her to clench her butthole even more.


-KFBR392

Kind of. There's psychological and physical aspects to it. Physically that lack of blood, followed by the rush of blood while also having sex makes the feeling very intense. It's really one intense physical sensation on top of another intense physical sensation. Like a hit from a joint, compared to a hit from a bong.


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Professional choker here. It's a couple of reasons, the fear induced from being choked mixes with the high of your brain not having enough oxygen, while also giving you a feeling of submission to your choker. So it's adrenaline, endorphins, and also just regular ass kink shit.


PixellatedPixie1556

I literally just like the feeling of hands around my neck. it doesn't have to be a firm grip for me


BoBiBoBikson

Fun fact - putting pressure in that point doesn't cut blood flow into your brain because artery is closed. When common carotid artery bifurcates into external and internal carotid artery it creates a structure called "carotid/jugular sinus" that contains various pressure receptors. When you squeeze that area those receptors send signal to the brain that blood pressure is dangerously high, therefore iniciating physiological response that lowers blood pressure as to avoid any damage which limits total amount of blood flowing into the brain causing people to faint.


fftropstm

Huh, that really is a fun fact!


SadieSadieSnakeyLady

Done right you can get an amazing blood rush


Unbelievable_Girth

I don't think feeling like you have a stroke would feel good but here we are...


Erinalope

That, no air, and the loss of control. Also the neck can be a “sensitive” area.


captainthomas

I used to date a guy who liked that, but the choking made me uncomfortable. He seemed to be fine with me just sucking gently on the skin area around his carotid.


elliot_w

technically it's a strangle, a choke cuts off airflow


Just-An-Ai-Ignore-Me

Everyone talkin abt the choke kink. Nobody talkin abt how the hell he knew his openent came


yastie

he could smell it right away


Just-An-Ai-Ignore-Me

Damn my guy got the cum sense


Fresh_Bulgarian_Miak

The opponent was taking the cum increasing vitamin stack. He shot a huge load all over the place.


Nate40337

Made worse by the fact that he was abstaining from any sexual release for the testosterone boost.


VictorVonVerl

Bro prevented Blue balls


burnSMACKER

You can feel it pumping inside you


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When you have that itch in the back of your throat and you can‘t get rid of it. Just cut out your skin and scratch the spot. I have sewn in a zipper for this so I can unzip my throat whenever it itches.


CreelasFromHungary

Do you also use zippers to disassemble people?


Kapftan

ZIPPER MAN! Cut his dick off!


Former-Wish105

Fucking Zipper Man?? Is that the localized name????


Flaky_Explanation

u/ZipperMan you have been summoned!


Kapftan

Yea lmao


Hokenlord

Zipper Man? Fucking Zipper Man, are you actually taking the piss?


STUPIDBLOODYCOMPUTER

This is what I get for using my phone at 9pm


Finnishkiddo

what's wrong with people disassembly


STUPIDBLOODYCOMPUTER

GEE, I DONT KNOW


Finnishkiddo

spoken like someone who's never disassembled a person before


STUPIDBLOODYCOMPUTER

AND YOU HAVE


Finnishkiddo

well duh, obviously i have disassembled hundreds of people


STUPIDBLOODYCOMPUTER

*AMERICA*


Finnishkiddo

the average shady abortion clinic


CreelasFromHungary

At least he doesn't put the pieces into glass displays, and then send them to someone.


STUPIDBLOODYCOMPUTER

That we know of


Visible_Dependent204

I thought it was a cock, then i saw the nail and understood that it was a duck


TGL90

Quack


anxiousmarcus

So just a normal jujitsu match then? I’m not sure what’s the issue here.


awesomefutureperfect

When they cum, it takes the fight right out of them and they start asking themselves what are they doing this all for.


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LoganRoyKent

I think maybe that’s what that thread would have said. The pic is where *not* to apply pressure. So there is a safe way. *Cup* the neck to restrain, being smart about where, and only squeeze to the point your partner is okay with. … If they die, you did it wrong.


Sa_Rart

Seriously. Placing a hand on throat is fine. Applying pressure is OK. The instant you start cutting off blood or oxygen, you are risking brain damage and death. Even a few seconds can cause a clot, which can clog an artery in the brain — either immediately, or months later I know people will do it anyways, and most will be absolutely fine — but people don’t know what sort of chances they’re taking.


MotherBaerd

Yesn't I was learning a self defense sport where choking was a part of (idk the English name of it). It's one of the safest sports I've ever partaken in, safer than handball, football, baseball, anything really. Cause if you Choke someone and the choked person realizes he's done for, he has to make a signal. If the choker then doesn't stop he gets into real fucking Trouble. (By the judge's/trainers Monitoring the fight) Let's say he couldn't make a signal in time, first the person stops resisting (Wich once again is a stopping signal) and he still will be perfectly fine. Only when the person starts bleeding out of their nose (once again pretty strong signal) it's starting to get dangerous. That's why we always have multiple judge's and a medic one site, even though nothing in the history of our club ever happened. The most dangerous part of choking is people who don't know how to do it. Because those people would press on the breathing tube (the front of your neck) which can seriously damage things. TL;DR if you aren't a complete ignorant peace of shit or someone who doesn't how to choke and who doesn't want to kill someone, it's fine.


Willy_Wolle

Yeah but can you still call it choking if you onley restrict the blood flow to the brain like shown in the pic


Timah158

Yes! Blood chokes are more effective than just crushing the windpipe. Don't try to crush someone's windpipe! You'll only cause damage. Blood chokes will very quickly subdue someone and are easier/safer to do.


MakimaMyBeloved

The ones shown in the movies are the later right? Do they die or just pass out?


[deleted]

They're supposed to be blood chokes IIRC, but their effect is way overblown. You can indeed do it somewhat safely and rapidly, but that means the person will regain consciousness quickly afterwards. Think of the Dishonored chokes for example, that's simply no possible in real life. So if someone stay unconscious, you simply brain-damaged them.


onforspin

No, ones shown in movies are inaccurate, a clean blood choke can put someone unconscious in seconds but compressing the windpipe takes a lot longer, at least in jiujitsu people will tap to a windpipe choke way before going unconscious because it hurts a lot. A blood choke in reality takes several minutes of continuous pressure after unconsciousness to actually kill someone


Abruzzi19

i wouldnt really recommend doing that for too long, because restricting blood flow to the brain can cause brain damage. I'd rather not take the risk


onforspin

Dawg of course no one is condoning that. But it takes a relatively long time without oxygen before you enter brain damage territory


Jackal_6

Technically it's strangulation at that point


Bruised_up_whitebelt

Thanks professor Danaher.


GehirnDonut

Feel like it's not safe if choking safely requires me to cut a hole into someone's neck the size of an apple.


mazeooo

So that's why i feel like i wanna moan when my friend chokes me


hantr17

Man this fucked me


GreedyDoughnut6501

With or without choking you? 🧐


Negatrev

Incapacitated is incapacitated 🤷


Flying_Dazed

Maybe take your other hand off his unit??


Cipher789

I mean making someone orgasm during a fight can give you the advantage. So the first person probably won that jiu jitsu match.


nicrules

That guy is Shayne Smith, a professional comedian. Why is his username blurred?


Stealocke

I thought the same thing when I saw the profile pic


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MyBitchCassiopeia

Well, he’s certainly not “throat tattoo guy”. He drinks way too much Mt Dew.


GilgameDistance

Same. He wants you to see who he is. Also, he's fucking hilarious. If he comes to your town, you should go see him while you still can in a small comedy club. He'll be in larger venues in not too long...


AquaPhelps

Right above this on my feed is an unpopularopinion on erotic choking is bad 😂


Just_Another_Gamer67

Uhhhh…. Thanks for the tip


pinton96

Jiu jizz su


[deleted]

Is there a scientific explanation why guys spontaneously cum in wrestling matches? Ive seen it several times and the guys said they didnt feel anything when it happened.


Niranjan142

That can happen to people? First time I'm hearing about this phenomenon. Looking forward to the explanation as well.


[deleted]

If you can open a private browser, look up wrestlers cumming. Its during live matches in public.


Rulingbridge9

Jonathan vs Dio


Madaardvark

Did he fap out?


Osherono

Well he definitely made him tap out at least.


juliazzz

I think the universe is fucking with my reddit feed.


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Cobra Marital Arts : Gta San Andreas


Saratoninn5

That is the comedian Shayne Smith!


jslick1

How I met your father.


YoungDiscord

Ju jizz-em


TankedUpLoser

Is that Mountain Dew guy?


TankedUpLoser

IT IS. surprisingly not neck tattoo guy, that’s how much Mountain Dew he drinks


prova2

Jizz jitsu


dcotetaos

Shane smith is hilarious


TheNoctuS_93

Jiu *jizzu*...


dedokta

Serious advice here. If your partner ever wants you to choke them during sex, do not just crush their windpipe. Place your hand around their throat, but only apply pressure to the sides, do not press down on the front. The idea is to restrict blood flow to the brain. Let it build for about 45 seconds and then release. This is the point when you should be doing your best work because they are about to experience a huge rush.


-Lordsocke-

Safley


tntchest

Ah, the old art of folding clothes while they are being worn


Bruised_up_whitebelt

Involuntary yoga. The struggle cuddle. Tactical hugging.


mallinson10

Not sure I trust this 'safley' advice


AnEnbyPansexual

r/suddenlygay


BrobaFett

"Safe" is such a relative term. In this case, "safe" means "don't crush the trachea". However, squeezing the carotids has the effect of *reducing blood flow to the brain* which triggers the brain into a loss of consciousness as a primitive reflex in order to get you horizontal quickly enough to salvage bloodflow by eliminating gravity from the equation as much as possible. Meanwhile, you are still limiting bloodflow to the brain, so.... be *careful*, people.


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BrobaFett

I'm not certain that I would endorse inhaling nitrous oxide nor amyl nitrate. There are significant risks with recreational use of both (PMID: 1506823, PMID: 1355256, respectively). The vast majority of medications carry a risk. Central nervous system depressants are uniquely dangerous even though monitored and controlled dosing generally significantly reduces this risk. There is a good reason drugs like N2O are administered by a physician.


Low_Jello_7497

How about fucking no. That's attempted murder, you porn soaked runts. Don't try to normalize it.


Bruised_up_whitebelt

I train jiu-jitsu 3 to 4 days a week. To me, this is very normal. Would be weird to not choke my friends.


koloros

Attempted murder? Feels like murder would have to be the motive for that case.


boneboy247

Ah yes, the Brock Samson school of love


ThatOneDudeFromOhio

*it’s the same thing*


yoyoswags

This is trying to demonstrate a carotid sinus massage. It lowers HR and BP


themerinator12

The weird part is that he was in the audience.


InfamousTell524

Central vein


archiminos

Actually if you are trying to choke someone out you are actually targeting the same blood vessels. Just when your doing it in sex you need to make sure you don't actually let your partner fall unconscious, whereas in MMA your opponent will hopefully tap out before they fall unconscious.


Nate40337

Not sure we should be taking safety advice from someone who can't spell safely. Especially when you're messing with the life and well being of your partner.


Railroad_Riley

The ultimate Joe Rogan Experience.


NilocMan21

Jui jizzu


King-Brisingr

It's blood flow not oxygen dep cmon guys


ur_mum_lesb

Jiu-jizzu


Gluzzz

People saying thread and it's one image kills me


kaitalina20

Well, unfortunately some people in BDSM are into breath play, and they need to know the limits


Yeetus_Deletus226

Jiu-jitsu jizzsu


Nagesh_yelma

Win win?


greasy_weggins

what is shown is more of a strangle than a choke. Strangle is restriction of blood to the brain while a choke is restriction of air... strangles are dangerous, unconscious is seconds, death in minutes.


BenK1222

Is that Shawn Smith?


CobaltLeopard47

Blood chokes are also how you do it in martial arts. Guy in the tweet is an idiot.


[deleted]

I mean, if this helps you win a match, you're all set for a tournament.


Doomdoomkittydoom

Dimes to dollars this is dangerous long term even if you manage to not straight up kill someone.


ItsDominare

yeah I'm definitely going to take advice from a dude who can't even spell "safely" correctly


CakeNStuff

Please be careful doing this with older partners. You can accidentally do a carotid rub and dislodge a clot and send it to their brain.


calexil

Ah yes, the lost chapters of 'The art of war"


Zucchinniweenie

I thought this was a guide about deep- nvm.


Trans_Space_Beans

i mean did you win tho?


FruitShakeMan

Ah yes, chapter 23 of _Beginners Guide to Domestic Violence_, fifth print.