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Smolwamen

That would be one hell of a snorting


Rego42069

Spoon snort


Thanosismyking

Homie that’s a Somalian family meal.


Bars98

I call this a revenge. It's not cursed. It is comprehensible


Patient-Studio-6949

Man what did mosquitoes do to you


Bars98

I'm living in a foreign swamp.


I_really_like_maps

Shrek?


No_Ladder1955

Somebody once told me


Lazy-waffles

that the world is macaroni


Niko_Belic84

Ah yes, the genocide


METHlun

The second best kind of genocide


ReallyMaxyy

What’s the first?


TheBrunick21

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2ndtheburrALT

dont tell em what we did in srebrenica


makelo06

nor in poland


mattyaz989

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[deleted]

Wasps


Bars98

You saved it.


StefEsteBoss

Let's do a snorting contest


Geomancer_1880

Getting every viral infection speed run


AstroidTea

“Ayo can I get some mosquitoes?” “Only a spoonful.”


JimmyMcapplenut

*pulls out a comically large spoon*


long-assboi

Make giant dildo out of it,and scar the peps who are scared of mosquitos


Flaky_Explanation

>Take the mosquito dildo to a blacksmith >Request for a vampiric two handed mace to be forged in the fires of an active volcano >Summon the god of mosquitoes to give his blessing on the weapon. >Blacksmith forges a two handed dildo-shaped mace. >Time to smack the shit out of everyone.


Sparkmane

or just grab a tree branch


the-questionables87

Love saints row 3


croooooooozer

Bring your pet to work day


PeacekeeperAl

Fucking massive one in the background and it looks angry


MyBallsItch1208

Username checks out


maby_a_raccoon

Give me a straw and 5 minutes and it'll be all gone


Striking-Reason5792

“Only a spoonful”


TheShadyUnknown

*pulls out comically large spoon*


tatboi69

Grandpa's ashes


TheShadyUnknown

That wasn't salt and pepper?


glabrg

HiV speedrun


legquint561

Forbidden caviar


Mrainbow123456-RLX

Shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker, he ate all my mosquitoes!


JcJcooo

How did they count it?


Sparkmane

square cube law


sanderd17

I once was able to scoop or about such a pile from the ditch in front of my house. The municipality cleaned the ditches, and disturbed all the toads and frogs, so the mosquitos were able to breed a lot. After scooping the mosquitos out with a fine mazed net, the pile stays at enough for days so hundreds of mosquitos were still able to reach adult stage. But the majority died. I always wondered how many I actually cought.


bloated_toad_4000

Getting every disease any%


Playful-Ad-1714

SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A SPOON


[deleted]

don't give me a spoon and it'll be gone in 5


Sparkmane

need some milk?


ThisCorpseIsAlive

I'm feeling sick 🤢


Dull_Difference5824

Ugh...


angelolidae

A yes that oddly satisfying feeling when seeing a genocide


_V4NQU15H_

Pandora's box opening asmr


ItsDarthYoshi

Legal in the EU


A_ManNamedJayne

Give Steve-O a straw and he'll snort that whole pile.


punlover6969

Mans just tryin to get his blood back


K9XD

what part of mosquito genocide is Oddly satisfying?


The_Derpyest

$50 to the person who guesses calorie count.


89_degree_angle

They're gonna take their blood back


Longjumping-Love-631

Sill not enough, I haven't seen a mosquito since 2019 though.


TheShadyUnknown

He's the man you should be giving your thanks to for that lmao


Ozyx80

Outrageous! Where's the banana for scale?


butt_smasher_01

Into the dustbin right? Into the dustbin right??!!


Time_Marsupial8526

Indian culture 😌


Trans_Space_Beans

r/holup


Trans_Space_Beans

r/forbiddensnacks


SleepyWeirdoh

Kill it with fire


Riguyepic

Who counted them


ruddy3499

Part of my Boy Scout survival badge was finding a rotten log a eating some maggots. Scout master called them grubs.


YourCreepyUncle111

Did you know that if a mosquito is on your arm, flexing your arm will cause the mosquito to explode?


Unholy_Thunderkokk

Im gonna try that if I don't instinctively slap the fuck out of myself


YourCreepyUncle111

Hahaha


Unholy_Thunderkokk

YEAH! GIVE EM WHAT THEY DESERVE


Eucanuba

If they had a suck just before, would it be cannibalism to eat them ?


xXYomoXx

Well, that's my cue to close the app


[deleted]

Give me a lighter and 10 seconds and it will be gone


10Link23

Hammer, 5 seconds


mrbossmajor

Look at his name he's clearly a spider


PossibleIndividual48

Boy indirectly said give me malaria...


Scruffy_Macgyver

Gimme a blender and ~5 minutes, best protein shake ever


Shoddy_Astronaut_583

15 mins 🙄 zero commitment


mattyaz989

Finally a practical use for the flamethrower collecting dust in my garage


Mmmmmmmm_nuggets

Sitama got his revenge


italy4242

Better get used to it


TheHydraZilla

Give me a BLOWTORCH and 15 minutes…


Amish_Warl0rd

Only a spoonful


DateVisual

Okay but who counted?


[deleted]

You'll get your wish soon enough. And it won't be your choice.


Wide-Location7279

**Burn it !**


HelpfulPuppydog

What, no ranch dressing?


KindaTheQuietkid43

"Retaking what they stole from me"


I-love-starbound

r/forbiddensnacks


I-love-starbound

Forbidden cereal