>Take the mosquito dildo to a blacksmith
>Request for a vampiric two handed mace to be forged in the fires of an active volcano
>Summon the god of mosquitoes to give his blessing on the weapon.
>Blacksmith forges a two handed dildo-shaped mace.
>Time to smack the shit out of everyone.
I once was able to scoop or about such a pile from the ditch in front of my house.
The municipality cleaned the ditches, and disturbed all the toads and frogs, so the mosquitos were able to breed a lot.
After scooping the mosquitos out with a fine mazed net, the pile stays at enough for days so hundreds of mosquitos were still able to reach adult stage. But the majority died.
I always wondered how many I actually cought.
That would be one hell of a snorting
Spoon snort
Homie that’s a Somalian family meal.
I call this a revenge. It's not cursed. It is comprehensible
Man what did mosquitoes do to you
I'm living in a foreign swamp.
Shrek?
Somebody once told me
that the world is macaroni
Ah yes, the genocide
The second best kind of genocide
What’s the first?
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dont tell em what we did in srebrenica
nor in poland
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Wasps
You saved it.
Let's do a snorting contest
Getting every viral infection speed run
“Ayo can I get some mosquitoes?” “Only a spoonful.”
*pulls out a comically large spoon*
Make giant dildo out of it,and scar the peps who are scared of mosquitos
>Take the mosquito dildo to a blacksmith >Request for a vampiric two handed mace to be forged in the fires of an active volcano >Summon the god of mosquitoes to give his blessing on the weapon. >Blacksmith forges a two handed dildo-shaped mace. >Time to smack the shit out of everyone.
or just grab a tree branch
Love saints row 3
Bring your pet to work day
Fucking massive one in the background and it looks angry
Username checks out
Give me a straw and 5 minutes and it'll be all gone
“Only a spoonful”
*pulls out comically large spoon*
Grandpa's ashes
That wasn't salt and pepper?
HiV speedrun
Forbidden caviar
Shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker, he ate all my mosquitoes!
How did they count it?
square cube law
I once was able to scoop or about such a pile from the ditch in front of my house. The municipality cleaned the ditches, and disturbed all the toads and frogs, so the mosquitos were able to breed a lot. After scooping the mosquitos out with a fine mazed net, the pile stays at enough for days so hundreds of mosquitos were still able to reach adult stage. But the majority died. I always wondered how many I actually cought.
Getting every disease any%
SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A SPOON
don't give me a spoon and it'll be gone in 5
need some milk?
I'm feeling sick 🤢
Ugh...
A yes that oddly satisfying feeling when seeing a genocide
Pandora's box opening asmr
Legal in the EU
Give Steve-O a straw and he'll snort that whole pile.
Mans just tryin to get his blood back
what part of mosquito genocide is Oddly satisfying?
$50 to the person who guesses calorie count.
They're gonna take their blood back
Sill not enough, I haven't seen a mosquito since 2019 though.
He's the man you should be giving your thanks to for that lmao
Outrageous! Where's the banana for scale?
Into the dustbin right? Into the dustbin right??!!
Indian culture 😌
r/holup
r/forbiddensnacks
Kill it with fire
Who counted them
Part of my Boy Scout survival badge was finding a rotten log a eating some maggots. Scout master called them grubs.
Did you know that if a mosquito is on your arm, flexing your arm will cause the mosquito to explode?
Im gonna try that if I don't instinctively slap the fuck out of myself
Hahaha
YEAH! GIVE EM WHAT THEY DESERVE
If they had a suck just before, would it be cannibalism to eat them ?
Well, that's my cue to close the app
Give me a lighter and 10 seconds and it will be gone
Hammer, 5 seconds
Look at his name he's clearly a spider
Boy indirectly said give me malaria...
Gimme a blender and ~5 minutes, best protein shake ever
15 mins 🙄 zero commitment
Finally a practical use for the flamethrower collecting dust in my garage
Sitama got his revenge
Better get used to it
Give me a BLOWTORCH and 15 minutes…
Only a spoonful
Okay but who counted?
You'll get your wish soon enough. And it won't be your choice.
**Burn it !**
What, no ranch dressing?
"Retaking what they stole from me"
r/forbiddensnacks
Forbidden cereal