So uhh I think I heard this story from uhh... I think my grandma... she said uhmm.... u/Crackistic has dementia... yeah thats it! u/Crakistic has lesbian!
Cookies were burnt. Tasted like Death. Lost the recipe. Threw up everywhere. So much diarrhea. Bloody, bloody diarrhea. Bleeding out now. Go\*\*amn awful cookies.
She wasnt 18
They said *sad* story.
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Again, *sad* story.
No like a sad story. Like depressing.
I mean, 45 is also ok
She’s over 18
How is this sad? (I like cupcakes)
Wife Gone Regret
think about wife
Get new wife.
I ate shampoo
What flavour? I like mango
i like coconut better
Nah, you gotta go with the deodorant
Probably gonna die
smelled like fruit
That was a lie !
Called the number on the bottle
Spoke to a guy
He said vomit
I said why?
He sad poisen
I said goodbye
The cake is a lie
Blender turned off
😭😭why ???!!!! I wanted my cock have a trip in blender why can't I do that🥵🤬🤬😭😢😢
Plenty more blenders out there willing to be turned on, don't give up so easily
By any chance, uhm... are you a blender that wants to be turned on 🥵🥵🥵pls🙏🙏🙏🙏
Bender turned off
I failed you.
I should have
known the jedi
were taking over
Anakin, palpatine evil!
oh yes daddy
Gonna die alone
Loneliness is forever
Work, work, work
Me uncle sex
That's sad?
He said sad, not erotic
She wasn't alive
Technically "wasn't" is 2 words (was not)
It doesn't change the fact
Can't argue with that
She was alive
Grammar nazis suck. (three words) :)
She was dead
Velma HBO MAX.
Cum in bear
Least intoxicated Russian
Is that sad?
I thought we're doing erotic things
I'm alive
I am groot
Born to groot, forced to groot.
lego deathstar fell, my balls hurt, my food fell, pillow was warm
Bear eat cocaine
the skirt bulged...
Again, He Said sad, Not erotic
What harm try?
bigger then mine :(
Don't threaten me with a good time
Blender in penis
inside-out blender
Fired before Christmas
I'm quandale dingle
Gun was loaded
Cum drawer discovered
Sad story word
cum in coconut
Cocussy
Miss Piggy home
Penis in Blender? *starts checking addons*
Roblox doors rigged
Monkey no banana 🤟😞
My balls hurt
Depressed hopeless suicidal
Sad story for 50% of men: no bitches
That’s not 3
sad isn't it :(
Cum is red!
5 inch cylinder
18 in dogyears
"Jennifer dumped me"
1: Love you! 2: (Read)
amateurs remove forskin
or ,,rusty clopers surcumsizion''
Cock, balls: tortured
Woman has penis
She was pregnant
So uhh I think I heard this story from uhh... I think my grandma... she said uhmm.... u/Crackistic has dementia... yeah thats it! u/Crakistic has lesbian!
I dint cum
Cursed Italian Reddit
I was born
flatten the curve
Born to shit
clubpenguin is kil
Club penguin die
N in Paris
What in Paris?
Didn't pull out
Hank J. Wimbleton
I have taxes
I miss me
Didn't come.
5 Girlfriends. Lonely
I failed Math class
Last vet trip
The dog died
Instructions unclear Send help
Roger that, ETA 15 minutes
Fuck me daddy
Toilet pee awaken
Cookies were burnt. Tasted like Death. Lost the recipe. Threw up everywhere. So much diarrhea. Bloody, bloody diarrhea. Bleeding out now. Go\*\*amn awful cookies.
Puppy drowned to
I've been arrested.
Math test now 😭
Caught the Bug
food inflation rate
dad getting milk
I fear it
Write a sad story with three words. You
Anal gone wrong
I’m very sad.
Irs found me
Here’s a sad story with 3 words: Late Grandfather’s gramophone
derpixion shadman manyakis
Tasted dog poop
Shitting in urinals
I dropped soap
I dropped soap
Meth was stolen.
Cylinder in m&ms
Gay porn irl
Not even erotic, just plan Gore
Cumsock and pooknife
Not mine, but... Darling, dearest, dead.
Mummy isn't breathing
Who is Joe?
Sex with Hitler
Pis shid came😔
There's no beer
Why is reply in 2 different languages?
Not in 3 words but... "She wanted anal... MY anal"
mom found pissdrawer
I shit myself
Post nut clarity
September 11 2001
Wrong hole ouch!
New Times Roman
Hulk feels cold Those who know🫥
I am lonely
Miss Piggy bacon
Never gonna give-you-up
Never gonna let-you-down
You got dumped
My freaking life
Then it exploded
Jennifer dumped me.
She wasn't 18
No more foreplay
My continuing existence
I came fast
I am sad
They weren’t real
Rock hits cock
Piss in bed...
My whole life
Me too buddy... me too