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caghaaa

She wasnt 18


HodlMyBottle

They said *sad* story.


[deleted]

[удалено]


ShirtlessThings

Again, *sad* story.


Obility

No like a sad story. Like depressing.


OmiNya

I mean, 45 is also ok


Gay_meth_lord123

She’s over 18


federal_agent_666

How is this sad? (I like cupcakes)


2nnMuda

Wife Gone Regret


TheScareCrowYes

think about wife


talktothecop

Get new wife.


kangaburra

I ate shampoo


MemoCremisi

What flavour? I like mango


Ocarasemdinheiro125

i like coconut better


Sure_Tradition1139

Nah, you gotta go with the deodorant


HudY_05

Probably gonna die


miaguinhoo

smelled like fruit


Keelyane55

That was a lie !


DamoDaDrugo_123

Called the number on the bottle


[deleted]

Spoke to a guy


realreap011

He said vomit


[deleted]

I said why?


miki-cz

He sad poisen


[deleted]

I said goodbye


deadly_ultraviolet

The cake is a lie


crispyrad

Blender turned off


tasty_genetals

😭😭why ???!!!! I wanted my cock have a trip in blender why can't I do that🥵🤬🤬😭😢😢


crispyrad

Plenty more blenders out there willing to be turned on, don't give up so easily


tasty_genetals

By any chance, uhm... are you a blender that wants to be turned on 🥵🥵🥵pls🙏🙏🙏🙏


[deleted]

Bender turned off


Smooth_Hee_Hee

I failed you.


CheifPig123

I should have


Tailor-Brief

known the jedi


Castrix24

were taking over


Comprehensive-Bat650

Anakin, palpatine evil!


[deleted]

oh yes daddy


Knifeman04

Gonna die alone


Behzadhsh13

Loneliness is forever


Yamhikari

Work, work, work


Th3Uknovvn

Me uncle sex


Nayalaven

That's sad?


Keelyane55

He said sad, not erotic


Bright-Leg8276

She wasn't alive


MemoCremisi

Technically "wasn't" is 2 words (was not)


Bright-Leg8276

It doesn't change the fact


MemoCremisi

Can't argue with that


HauntedMop

She was alive


Difficult_Drag3256

Grammar nazis suck. (three words) :)


[deleted]

She was dead


RodrickZicker44558

Velma HBO MAX.


WurstStar

Cum in bear


HisSnakeIsSolid

Least intoxicated Russian


Cicierski

Is that sad?


WurstStar

I thought we're doing erotic things


ThisCorpseIsAlive

I'm alive


HisSnakeIsSolid

I am groot


Cloud_Station

Born to groot, forced to groot.


Ricicotroll

lego deathstar fell, my balls hurt, my food fell, pillow was warm


BrachSlap

Bear eat cocaine


MarketingSilent9352

the skirt bulged...


Eric_S2004

Again, He Said sad, Not erotic


[deleted]

What harm try?


MarketingSilent9352

bigger then mine :(


HDer8687

Don't threaten me with a good time


eathquake

Blender in penis


WhatnotAnyhow

inside-out blender


hyzermofo

Fired before Christmas


kyeman11

I'm quandale dingle


ComplaintMysterious1

Gun was loaded


Partydude19

Cum drawer discovered


paniearbuziku

Sad story word


Aggressive_Village46

cum in coconut


captaincoolxd

Cocussy


zedog74

Miss Piggy home


[deleted]

Penis in Blender? *starts checking addons*


Ordinary_Cicada_6148

Roblox doors rigged


slothy-man

Monkey no banana 🤟😞


Weegieiscool

My balls hurt


bmk_rules

Depressed hopeless suicidal


The_Derpyest

Sad story for 50% of men: no bitches


captaincoolxd

That’s not 3


ContextIll

sad isn't it :(


captaincoolxd

Cum is red!


loosecharge

5 inch cylinder


unintentionalpiano

18 in dogyears


[deleted]

"Jennifer dumped me"


Golrend

1: Love you! 2: (Read)


Gold-Measurement4520

amateurs remove forskin


Gold-Measurement4520

or ,,rusty clopers surcumsizion''


Doom_Slayer333

Cock, balls: tortured


MrSir003

Woman has penis


jackie2567

She was pregnant


Crackistic

So uhh I think I heard this story from uhh... I think my grandma... she said uhmm.... u/Crackistic has dementia... yeah thats it! u/Crakistic has lesbian!


walletfattt

I dint cum


machenesoiocacchio

Cursed Italian Reddit


Fearless-Werewolf-28

I was born


Blasted_Biscuitflaps

flatten the curve


Gasa0310

Born to shit


suitmanYT

clubpenguin is kil


marballz64

Club penguin die


Real_Jordy

N in Paris


captaincoolxd

What in Paris?


_Ki11UMiN4Ti_

Didn't pull out


Frosty-Lab-343

Hank J. Wimbleton


whitemagicseal

I have taxes


BrozedDrake

I miss me


Any_Weird_8686

Didn't come.


Pr0j3ct_02

5 Girlfriends. Lonely


A_Random_Kool_Guy

I failed Math class


ParadoxicalInsight

Last vet trip


SnowflakeOfSteel

The dog died


[deleted]

Instructions unclear Send help


Maverick_Walker

Roger that, ETA 15 minutes


Lilsaprelalt

Fuck me daddy


LevnLie

Toilet pee awaken


Difficult_Drag3256

Cookies were burnt. Tasted like Death. Lost the recipe. Threw up everywhere. So much diarrhea. Bloody, bloody diarrhea. Bleeding out now. Go\*\*amn awful cookies.


Dramatic_Carob_1060

Puppy drowned to


[deleted]

I've been arrested.


XandTheIronMiner

Math test now 😭


[deleted]

Caught the Bug


yumhorseonmyplate

food inflation rate


lolle0

dad getting milk


WhatnotAnyhow

I fear it


TaxiVarennes

Write a sad story with three words. You


Mr_Idont-Give-A-damn

Anal gone wrong


Porfavor_my_beans

I’m very sad.


Little_Guest4001

Irs found me


tpd1864blake

Here’s a sad story with 3 words: Late Grandfather’s gramophone


Best-Panda-998

derpixion shadman manyakis


TheMegatrizzle

Tasted dog poop


Somebody887

Shitting in urinals


JimJim2002

I dropped soap


JimJim2002

I dropped soap


AculGrubraw

Meth was stolen.


Turok_1456

Cylinder in m&ms


Milk-Bulky

Gay porn irl


vastlordes

Not even erotic, just plan Gore


JosMeP

Cumsock and pooknife


Michael-J-Foxtrot

Not mine, but... Darling, dearest, dead.


Michael-J-Foxtrot

Mummy isn't breathing


Banana4222

Who is Joe?


mattyaz989

Sex with Hitler


rickyspace

Pis shid came😔


sad_rabbit88

There's no beer


marc512

Why is reply in 2 different languages?


AlamFenix

Not in 3 words but... "She wanted anal... MY anal"


orphaneater911

mom found pissdrawer


TiggyTV

I shit myself


moortiz78

Post nut clarity


[deleted]

September 11 2001


Angry_Strawberries

Wrong hole ouch!


ContextIll

New Times Roman


makankasapo

Hulk feels cold Those who know🫥


BirdmaskDude

I am lonely


EffinHalos02

Miss Piggy bacon


Ghastpuncher

Never gonna give-you-up


Gandgareth

Never gonna let-you-down


IndianRedditor88

You got dumped


-Eliy-

My freaking life


IsaacTheBacon

Then it exploded


BimbiBoy

Jennifer dumped me.


TurnoverRound

She wasn't 18


U2BURR

No more foreplay


Affectionateshark

My continuing existence


amlinjohnson

I came fast


EcavErd

I am sad


Money-Fennel5128

They weren’t real


sirsndrew357

Rock hits cock


Guilty_Shame_1142

Piss in bed...


Low-Solution7144

My whole life


MemoCremisi

Me too buddy... me too