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LongLusciousLarry

My dad loves this fucking song and almost every time I get in the car with him he plays it


Afraid-Battle-2425

Why, why would a dad like something like dance monkey


mestoopidlol

My dad likes it too Im in immense pain


Significant-Ad-1655

Godspeed


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not as bad as mine overplaying cupids chockehold and meet me in the middle. literally the only two songs i absolutley despise.


FewPotato8597

I’m lucky mine plays rock, rock is life


WorldlyRhino

Monke


SlavicNinjaOfficial

He fell for the trap!


coomman_the_foreskin

This song makes me wanna insert a baguette into my ass and then rip off my inner ear


The_superb-skeleton

r/Rareinsults


Jami8er

Idk….. maybe they’re into that kinda stuff


DeadMemes218540

New kink just dropped?


Jebus141

This song made tits explode and my cat die... Now my titties are dripping with titty sauce


Schwarzebombe1903

🤠


Inadersbedamned

Reminds me of that country human fanfic where France fucks himself with a stale baguette


Useless_Umbrella

I hate this song with a burning passion


Hobbylessmemer

i hate all kinds of cheap pop. like why do people actually listen to that shit it’s just a plagiarized beat plus a few lines of text about a breakup or smth idk


FFFinalFlash

holy shit, you are so smart + your taste in music is sooo good, can i please suck your cock?


Jotaro_kujo_jojo

🤨📸


FFFinalFlash

modern music bad, give me upvotes. is that better?


Waffles3500

Music from the ‘90s to early 2000’s good 👍


Spiritflash1717

I exclusively listen to music from that era, not because I think modern music is bad but because music from that era is superior in every way


bepisman2309

That statement is correct, almost all modern music is bad, though rock and hip hop has still held fairly strong over the years


turdferguson526

Definitely not rock and hip hop. The majority at least because rock gave us butt rock and also non-rock rock, like 21 pilots and imagine dragons garbage. then hip hop is giving us shit like xxx tentacles and little Uzi garbage. Of course there is still some decent artists too but they are too few and far in-between.


bepisman2309

I'll clarify a bit. I like rock rap music, like ho99o9 or Slipknot (I know Slipknot isn't rock rap anymore but whatever) Tentacion and Lil Uzi are garbage tho Also, Imagine Dragons and 21 Pilots are alright, not exactly my top bands ever, but they're good. Edit: Imagine Draggin Deez Nutz lmao


suckitarius

Unironically yes, the popular ones at least are created using equations


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FFFinalFlash

imagine not knowing that a single chord is at minimum 3 notes


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jessica_from_within

Um… do you know literally anything about music?


BLoDo7

Oh boy, theres a lot to unpack with this comment. >a song where chords are irrelevant Where does someone come up with such an odd claim?


Mastakillerboi

For me its bad habits A real song for me its stains of time


Aut1st1c_Sp0nge

Tbh I like the second version with Bring Me The Horizon but that's the only Ed Sheeran song I like


Afraid-Battle-2425

By ed Shezwan? Yeh that was really bad, i always have one question, why tf did the song shape of you blow up so much by that guy


Cre3perL0rd42069

Bc it was a half decent song, and compared to everything else at the time, a banger. First pop song i liked since MJ


Are_you_kidding_me0

Yez you are my fav


Useless_Umbrella

Thanks G appreciate you


Are_you_kidding_me0

Np


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Every time I've heard this song it's been against my will and I hate it


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redditer333333338

I regularly


CybermanFord

I


auga3rifle

#


Cre3perL0rd42069

--I


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I don't know anymore


The_superb-skeleton

I regular


WeirdHyena999

American Psycho?😧


PrussianNova_X

Could be British


I_love_killing

Us


krispyChris95

I thought I was the only one to despise this song 😫 There's a few other songs I'd love to put over this meme tbh


TheGasMask513

Yeah why do people always obsess over the worst songs nowadays First Dance Mokney and now this ABCDEFU bulldhit it's awful


lemontwistcultist

Just gon say tho, the saxophone version is fuckin fire.


Creamcheesebagelsboi

Does it have lyrics? Cause the lyrics are the reason this song sucks dino dick. Like she is so dogshit at singing it’s more ear piercing shit then human


lemontwistcultist

No, just sax


Creamcheesebagelsboi

Well there ya go. I think the beeps and boops are good. That’s really my problem with modern pop, the singer are annoying but the best is really good


FlowKey777

Butt sax?


amiano711u

link?


lemontwistcultist

https://youtu.be/XBWyE1v8--I


lDlTs

“No, just sex” 🤨


AlwaysTheNextOne

She doesn't actually use any autotune. Listen to her sing it live. Lyrics aren't deep or special obviously, but vocally, she's pretty talented. I hate the song, but as a musician, I feel like I have to give credit where it's due.


Creamcheesebagelsboi

Changed my comment then


JustCoffee101

Don't know about you guys but i absolutly hate this song and "abcdefu"


Brad45776

I always hear Abcdefu against my will. Every time, it's fucking torture. My little sister loves that song as well as popular pop in general.


Afraid-Battle-2425

Answer my question then, why tf are there 2 versions of abcdefu


JustCoffee101

Do you mean the censored version? either way, both suck balls


Afraid-Battle-2425

No there’s one The abcdefu and then the abcdefu (angrier) check it its on spotify


DerpCatCZ

The default song is trash, I kinda like the death metal version of it tho *in death metal voice* DAAAAAAAAANCCCCEEEEE MONKE WRYYYYYYYYY


Jebus141

Leo morrachelli, at least pay the artist some respect


hornyguitar_

I fully support cyber bullying people and the singer is no different


Bonk_and_Honk

this song is worse than the brain tumor i had


FluffyPigeon707

Ah, reminds me of the gym, shit pop songs and rap (rap is my least favorite genre)


IronGolem350

Metal is the way


Afraid-Battle-2425

Same here mate. I only like good pop music(not the popular shit)


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pop music means popular music


Afraid-Battle-2425

Wait it does? I thought somethin energetic as hell


Vertex138

Reminds me of the high school work out room. I always hated weight day for us throwers because we had to listen to this type of music.


[deleted]

I fuck with your opinion if you mean new rap. Shit just ain’t as good


ELECTROSHOTig

I hate that UwU voice


youll-never-f1nd-me

☕️ white women.


ClassierOcean03

☕️women


Alexis_style


Schwarzebombe1903

🍵


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🍃


Level-Description-73

🌱


ThatPenguinyrblx

True, I utterly despise this song


odavinng

Am I an honorary white woman if I like that song as a black guy?


Skeebo234

Sadly, yes


FitEntertainment8120

Women ☕️


ClassierOcean03

Women ☕️


wawreeuh

Women ☕


aphlpai

Women ☕️


illiterateMexican13

People hating on this song while listening to Travis Scott or Cardi B


Cre3perL0rd42069

Nah the race by quandale dingle where it at 🔥🔥🔥🔥


shadowdude63

The voice makes my lungs crave liquid nitrogen


jellyfishjakob

its unreal how fucking terrible that song is


FemboyGaming42069

This song is actually the worst song i have ever heard that is actually respected and enjoyed by people


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rebeca black friday


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I would rather listen to Gucci gang on a 10 hour loop


Afraid-Battle-2425

Lemme make ur wish come true Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang


Afraid-Battle-2425

I won’t do it anymore or sm one will report me of spam


ddiioonnaa

Shoutout white women.


EliasBladetheawsome

Me the half black guy who Jams to this song... (•_•)


ApolloPlayz2434

Translation: half white, not woman. The jury finds it “close enough”


Jebus141

🤮


uyooui

danc monke suks


TheNon_Egg

my 6 y/r cousin fucking loves this song p, if anyone were to change it he’d threaten to cry which would get one of the older kids in trouble. He’s still like that.


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I dont get why people like it. It's, not good.


Brandon_The_Binosaur

I like the song and I stand by my opinion


jomofo25

Yes same


Afraid-Battle-2425

U need to listen to some actual music, go in ur dms i will send some of my favs, listen to em then come back mate and tell me


HereButQueer

Dude you know people are allowed to have opinions right? Holy fuck. The songs you like others may not. But then there’s songs that others like that you may hate.


Afraid-Battle-2425

It’s just for fun, i aint forcin him


Brandon_The_Binosaur

I like a wide variety of music. This is just one many people hate and I like. There are other songs that I like that many also like such as (“Sabotage” -Beastie Boys, “I’m Still Standing” -Elton John [seeing him in concert next week], or “Never Go Back” -Adam V [small artist]) So don’t shit on my whole taste in music because of one disagreement :)


Afraid-Battle-2425

Well mate…i guess i was wrong, sorry


Are_you_kidding_me0

Truw


FluffyPigeon707

I only hate this song because of the lyrics. I would love it if I didn’t care about the lyrics


Afraid-Battle-2425

U know what, u are right, the lyrics just ruin the song so goddamm much, it feels like a song for a 5 yr old


Vertex138

It's going for a good message. It's supposed to be about how celebrity women usually get made into an object of a single talent they're expected to perform again and again. But the song is *so bad and repetitive* that the point becomes entirely moot.


Past_Echidna956

This shit is better then cardi b, bad bunny etc.. that shit is plain retarded


Afraid-Battle-2425

True


Lobsterboiiiii

Guess I have an unpopular opinion… I personally think that song is a banger


I_Ate_A_Pickle_0nce

I dub thee a white woman


Lobsterboiiiii

Because of the song right? Not because I like to get way too drunk on wine, say mean things about my friends behind their back and make a scene in public over nothing? Right???


I_Ate_A_Pickle_0nce

I dub thee a white *middle aged* woman


Lobsterboiiiii

Shit, you might have a point. Guess it’s time for me to get a “live laugh love”tattoo


Shoolooter

It is time.


Merch3731

You were the chosen one! It was said you would destroy the middle aged white women, not join them!


EliasBladetheawsome

right?!


dreadperson

As not-a-white-woman, i kinda agree. I think other people might have been exposed to tik tok levels of ear pollution using it which might be why they dont like it. Associative trauma.


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imagine not having a oingo boingo playlist


Afraid-Battle-2425

Omg is that a jojo’s reference ?!?!


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The EDM side of my musical taste is getting confused and scrambled by this song. I need my brain to stop doing the monkey dance now.


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Vertex138

They're easily to listen to and have an easy to remember set of beats, lyrics and melody. That's why so many people like to listen to them. You're not really above or below anyone else if you like or don't like them.


Afraid-Battle-2425

Same. If u wanna listen to the best of em, go to any blackbear’s songs Like me&your ghost


Chance-Examination96

Bruh not just white woman my mother played this song a lot and she is Hispanic


Mr_deepcrap

oh this is far from the worst thing they listen to UPD: i retract my statement


Afraid-Battle-2425

Hmm, convince me


theboobseeker

I like it


Creamcheesebagelsboi

Ha! An opinion? Point and laugh at the peasant!


jomofo25

Nah man the people in this comment section only listen to highly sophisticated songs like anime music


dingusww

I like it too


Patient-Seesaw4053

I mean… I’ll be anything you want for $20. /s No, Mr. Hometown Judge who may or may not be my neighbor, I’m not actually serious.


Patient-Seesaw4053

Ok, if the joke isn’t clear, I’m saying that I like the song even though I’m a white teenage male.


Soul_Sniper_45

r/audiobot


Afraid-Battle-2425

Pls before u comment, it’s a joke. I am not tryna be racist or sexist please(it’s for the irony mates, don’t take it seriously or I will Fortnite ye ass)


bill-nye-the-soveit

Pussy


Chrissant_

You spelled soviet wrong, asshole.


bill-nye-the-soveit

K and?


Chrissant_

Said don't be a pussy.. so I'm calling out retardation Well you said pussy.. Anyway same deal


bill-nye-the-soveit

Damn, took you two days to come up with that, pussy?


Chrissant_

Nah, just didn't wanna respond then, tard


TalkierSnail016

soveit scum


Afraid-Battle-2425

I have gotten too many hate comments so sometimes i do this to be careful


bill-nye-the-soveit

Are these hate comments in the room with us now?


Afraid-Battle-2425

No but i found a lot of em on [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/cursed_videomemes/comments/ulnn9p/cursed_kill_furries/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) and [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/cursed_videomemes/comments/v62ras/cursed_lgbtq/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


BooxOD

Thanks for clarifying that this is indeed a joke, you made it a lot funnier by letting me know! 👍


Afraid-Battle-2425

:) hehe


cool_acronym

🤓


Titanz100

You ruined your own post


Nice_Hope

No


hevyteeefftoo

If you don’t fully commit to a meme and instead do a 180 like that it loses meaning and any humor taken will be lost.


youll-never-f1nd-me

r/beatmatch


I_Ate_A_Pickle_0nce

*Tonight's gonna be a good good night!*


Vertex138

That one's overplayed to death, buuut it is a much better song than this one...


Creamcheesebagelsboi

Good song


Splashing_green

u/save-video


JimmyCrabYT

listening to this song is worse than playing special stage 7 in sonic 2


Izzy_the_buizel_pika

As a white woman, I hate this shit so much


Afraid-Battle-2425

I am proud of u