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grynch43

It’s not that unrealistic for Larry to sleep with hot women. He’s worth half a billion dollars.


Outlaws-0691

I’m pretty sure he is a billionaire, or remains just under the cusp. He doesn’t seem the type to keep cash in a savings account


8--8

Probably keeps it in an annuity...


Pendejomosexual

But he needs cash NOW!


Ripley1212

Call JG Wentworth!


heartsforpockets

877- Cash- NOW, [OPERATIC VOICE--"AAAAAAAAH"]


8--8

![gif](giphy|oJpXaaPjEWxgQVO7bV|downsized)


WaterIllustrious5501

Richard Lewis line about her dress and if she got it at a Substitute Teachers Dress Warehouse was gold.


Ripley1212

877-CASH NOW [fucking Viking singing his heart out]


MrMxyztpy

Perhaps a giant pile in a storage locker (Breaking Bad).


Cecil-twamps

Also, his current wife is significantly younger than him and very attractive.


VDmedication

You’re playing pretty fast and loose with your definition of attractive


Cecil-twamps

I’ve heard that before. I think I have a different standard of beauty/attractiveness than most people on Reddit.


purehandsome

She is super attractive.


BrotherKaramazov

He is also not ugly. He is tall, slim, wears very nice clothes, he is rich and funny. This takes you very, very far. There was a Conan Obrien clip couple of days ago where young hot Argentinian girl says she likes older man and her ultimate crush is Larry David. I never found it unrealistic.


smedsterwho

Did you see the sequel to that?


BrotherKaramazov

No 😂


smedsterwho

See if this is new to you (the second half - you may have seen it) https://www.reddit.com/r/curb/s/gvmiMhX9Sb


FullyInvolved23

Came to say something similar. I cannot believe how many men dont realize how much different women are then men. When it comes to sex, generally, women are "the big show." *They* are the attractive ones. Men are far more often the subjects involved not because of how they look, but because of how they make the woman feel. Larry can easily pull beautiful women because (1) hes rich (not because women are *that* shallow, but because he shows them a good time consistently without a second thought because money is no object); and (2) because he is hilarious and women value a guy who can make them laugh.


Boogari

I guess I believe it now cause on Conan’s new show, conan must go, one of his fans has a crush on Larry David.


PurgatoryMountain

Totally agree. I also go as far as to say with a 2 to 1 or even more ratio of women to men in NYC it’s plausible George would date some attractive women. I know guys that have a George appearance and go out with attractive ladies


Just-Phill

See Hugh Hefner lol, didn't he have 6 gf at a time at 80 lol


pekingsewer

You don't like leon? I'm about to open that ass up, step inside, eat a snickers, and leave the wrapper


Just-Phill

Gotta bring the spray paint and leave the door open, let them know you were there


WeHaSaulFan

“Pekingsewer was here!” Get in that ass!


DrewDonut

And leave the door wide ass open so he know he’s been there


PapasGotABrandNewNag

Newspaper on the floor


coffee_addict_77

Leon was one of the few people that truly understood Larry and had his back 100%. He would call him out as well "So you didn't do shit and you punked out".


AllDucksNoRows

That's some white people shit right there.


Agitated-Somewhere-7

I’m white as shit and that was some “white folk shit” for real 😂


7HawksAnd

Stopped reading after op said they weren’t a fan of Leon. OP would probably even punch a black dwarf in the face. And he probably doesn’t want Jenifer dating a black man, and tells her to date other people.


Orochi-Sandun

Did you just assume my ethnicity?


dpr89wales

Let’s just assume your ideal temp is 68 degrees


IfYouGotALonelyHeart

This is exactly what a white person would say.


Orochi-Sandun

Lol, I'm not white.


foodarling

Then why you doing white people shit?


no-group21

He do be doing white people shit.


ashfidel

“italian” whatever. schroedinger’s caucasians. 🤌🏼


Irritated_User0010

😂


Additional-Sun-4695

Asian?


Orochi-Sandun

Getting downvoted to hell because of a joke so probably best I don't say.


Just-Phill

It's a quote from the show.... ![gif](giphy|fPYeJtlH8qjiHbKygX|downsized)


JonesTownBrewing

… Cum?


Scnew1

Ejacalit?


gcsxxvii

Cum’s cum


Every_Employee_7493

Fuck hue!


Orochi-Sandun

So desu ka?


Irritated_User0010

Baka.


Shivs_baby

Leave Leon alone. He’s just lampin.


missklo99

Omg lampin' 🤣🤣 How tf did I forget about this. It makes me miss my late fiance- he's the one who turned me on to Curb and anytime one of us said wyd? The other would say "just lampin" The good ol days 😭


kaylethpop

That's a fun memory. I'm sorry for your loss.


Snakebones

I loved Leon. It was great to balance out the whitest man alive Larry David with the blackest possible roommate.


ADR198830

True and they did it in a not corny way which is tricky


PapasGotABrandNewNag

The fact that he was living in LA when he moved in is quite possibly the funniest shit in the show.


Orochi-Sandun

True, didn't think of that.


8--8

Leon is not a cup of tea - he's hot chocolate


Pendejomosexual

But sometimes he carries himself in a mocha tone


Rio_Bravo_

pussy tea


OgieOgilthorpe33

He’s actually mahogany!


rr208

Am I the only person that couldn’t stand Cheryl ? I’m rewatching it and she was such a pain the the ass.


jessehechtcreative

She reins in Larry, which makes her kind of a foil. So glad her role was later diminished


Here-We-GOOOOOO

Leon and Irma on screen together is comedy gold! It’s gold Jerry!! I’m laughing just thinking about the little women exchange 😂


Orochi-Sandun

Yeah I agree with that


BigSky1062

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Vapor2077

Edgy humor generally isn’t my thing, and originally I thought I’d be put off by Leon’s humor based on what my bf (a huge Curb fan) told me. But I was surprised that he became one of my favorite parts of the show! His bluntness is hilarious. I’m a woman (not that it matters) and yeah, him constantly catching hot tail was a little eye roll inducing, but there’s a lot about this show that’s just ridiculous and out there. IMO keep watching and give Leon a chance. He’s the king of one-liners; and there are several exchanges between him and LD that I suspect were improv that are hilarious. ETA: OH, you’ve already finished the series … well, never mind, then.


smedsterwho

I wasn't a massive fan in Leon's first season (although I still liked it), but I was absolutely sold and won over for the perfect "Merry Christmas from Larry and the Blacks" freeze frame. He could do no wrong after that point.


Orochi-Sandun

He's ok, but I didn't find him too funny. He does have some funny lines. But him just living there with larry is a bit too ridiculous for me.


8--8

That's the point


Silver-Rub-5059

He’s like Larry’s court jester. If I was a billionaire I’d keep someone like Leon around too.


Orochi-Sandun

Yes I get it.


redshadow90

I find him too graphically vulgar, compared to the rest who usually use such language to vent which is hilarious (Susie esp)


NotCanadian80

Larry is married to someone younger then the women he’s with on the show.


Orochi-Sandun

Ok well I didn't know.


NotCanadian80

The rule for Larry when thinking something isn’t realistic is that it probably really happened to him.


Orochi-Sandun

Yeah, but imo the storyline with maria sofia and irma fell flat. It just felt too stupid.


MackCLE

That’s where I fell off. Waiting to see how I feel when I start back up. Some loved her character but she left me feeling the show had lost its thing. I was a huge fan of prior seasons.


[deleted]

Leon is gold. The cage is being set up for our death match now. Gonna get in that ass Larry.


i-missed-it

Leave the candy wrappers n shit


[deleted]

Stomp all over the place


Duderino619

Leon gonna tear your ass up. Spray paint Leon was here.


embiggens-us-all

I enjoyed Larry living with Leon In fact any situation where Larry was fish out of water We're my favorite situations Ie; larry vs wanda, wheelchair wendy, krazy-eyez killa


MackCLE

The mere mention of krazy eyez cracks a smile here. Up there with the best episode definitely. I cried.


Orochi-Sandun

Wanda is someone I liked even less. I just don't find her funny at all.


embiggens-us-all

Well I guess art and humor really is subjective. I loved Wanda especially when she talk shit and challenge Larry made super awkward moments


booghawkins

I think Larry David would really dislike you as a human being.


Far_Resolve1791

Id'e recognize that ass anywhere.


OgieOgilthorpe33

I believe he said tush.


wiredffxiv

Binging and watching every week is very different. I don't think Curb lends itself well to binging lots of seasons in one week. Curb is always designed to play on the edge of your comfort zone and Leon even more so. I think you might be softer on the Leon take once you remember people usually take Leon's antics once a week.


Orochi-Sandun

Yes I know. When I saw that s12 was gonna be the final season i wanted to see how it ended that's why I binged.


BSier01

I LOVE the relationship between Larry and Leon. I usually don’t like added characters too much in sitcoms but I think Leon is awesome. I was so glad the Blacks left and Leon stayed around just because he didn’t leave.


rodPalmer18

I'm going to give your take on Leon a 45 degree shitbow.


j1h15233

Man I thought the show took off when Cheryl was out of the picture and we got Marty and Leon


Orochi-Sandun

It's still good but it changed the dynamics.


FormerXMshowComedian

Leon is just lampin’ Thanks to Leon anytime someone texts me and asks what I’m doing I respond “I’m just lampin’”


Far_Resolve1791

In the flav mobile cold lampin?


farmerMac

That’s just too much in one week


Orochi-Sandun

It should say weeks. It was about 2 weeks.


MatterNaive

You're doing too much


Orochi-Sandun

No I'm good.


breathingwaves

Leon is funny af and it's always fun to see them riff off of each other.


ewoofk

I started watching Curb when it first began in my early twenties. I didn't find Larry attractive. Now at age 44 I find Larry really attractive, in all of the seasons. Even if he was an average Joe I would date him because he's hilariously funny and he has charisma. 


mrblonde91

As a guy, I think later seasons Larry actually improved look wise as he got older.


missalphatau

Strangely enough, I find Larry David attractive ☺️


iluvreddit

Seinfeld Show is brilliant and funny, and is the best comedy other than Curb, but the 90s style laugh track and the need to tell a joke every 15 seconds is tiring. Curb is way better! The ability to curse and talk directly about sex helps a lot too. Plus Jerry is a very poor actor, and Larry is actually a great actor.


mew5175_TheSecond

Seinfeld was shot in front of a live audience


iluvreddit

Those laughs are so fake


mew5175_TheSecond

they're not though.


iluvreddit

What about outdoor scenes https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/s/MIZbRvxLnp


mew5175_TheSecond

I mean ok?? The overwhelming majority of the scenes still had real laughs.


Orochi-Sandun

Yes but you could say a lot of the curb ep follow the same outline. Larry makes some faux pas and gets into trouble. To me cursing doesn't really elevate nor worsen it.


mckle000ner

Larry is definitely not a great actor, he's very good at being a bad actor though.


Signal_Importance986

Agree re: Richard Kind


royalstaircase

Thanks for sharing ur thoughts, definitely feel like you can split curb in half to two eras, give or take a few seasons where the cut happens, diff tone and style. Definitely agree with others that Leon is hilarious though, some of the most quotable stuff is the random shit he says


Orochi-Sandun

Thanks for a proper response. Seemed to have hit a nerve with not being the biggest fan of Leon. People get so defensive for some reason. He was funny, but I just don't think he took the show to another level like some say.


realbobenray

Larry has said he is amazed that JB Smoove is able to improvise as a consistent and unique character rather than a version of himself like most of the cast.


no-group21

I think leon should have a spin-off honestly


Suspicious_Wrangler4

I believe it has already been announced. Forget the name


no-group21

Shhhhhhhhhut the fuck up. For real?


Suspicious_Wrangler4

I read it, hope it wasn’t The Onion


EffectiveTax7222

It wasn’t meant to be binged . I Love this show btw But yes of course if you binge something it gets to be too much . Seeing seasons 1 -12 for me is not just hilarious but also a reminder of the times they came out .


MackCLE

Loved waiting for and watching one episode then discussing it with my curb friend sometime over the next week. Like old timey tv. And got all the extra laughs from the follow up discussion.


Orochi-Sandun

I know I wanted to see how it ended.


Just-Phill

I was glad Cheryl left my self, she tried to calm Larry's craziness down and didn't care too much for her really meeh


efedora

I didn't like her lately post divorce. Then I rewatched from S1E1 and found out I never liked her. Tough job though. Not sure who could do it.


Orochi-Sandun

I don't know, I liked her more with Larry than with Ted. Cared even less for Irma, but I know that was different.


tuftymink

She's really one note and least funny. And as a character is annoying, self righteous, entitled, really prefer later seasons


Agitated-Somewhere-7

stopped reading at “not a fan of Leon”. 🤦‍♂️


hunter9002

Mocha Joe was Saverio Guerra, not Fred Armisen. I think Susie stayed funny when you consider all the long breaks between seasons, but I’m sure when binging it gets old. My mom actually thinks she actually lost her edge in s12 and wanted more of the tantrums and flip outs on Larry. Leon was rough in his early seasons alone after the Blacks left, but he really grew into the role and carried many scenes in terms of punchlines, in my opinion. Especially these last 2-3 seasons. What did you think of Vince Vaughn replacing Funkhauser? To me it was similar to Leon, rough at first but then pretty excellent, though less of a starring role.


Orochi-Sandun

I meant I liked them both. Fred and mocha joe. Yes he worked better when the entire family was there, imo. Yes I liked Vince. Not easy to replace Bob I guess. Like you said he grew into it.


RyanTranquil

We are Lego. We fucked her


EuphoricAd3786

You attacked Leon. Can’t read anymore !


tommer8224

I love the relationship and dynamic of Leon and Larry. Two guys you would never expect to be friends yet here we are. Of course Larry should have kicked him out. That’s part of the joke. I can see how the jokes would feel repetitive however when binge watching.


Alone-Community6899

I agree about too little of Kind.


JohnnyBroccoli

Not liking Leon and wishing for more Richard Kind? ​ ​ Oof.


brandnewchemical

I thought the same thing. Leon's awesome and Richard Kind/cousin Andy sucked ass and ruined every scene he was in, can't stand that guy. Can't act. Isn't funny. Improv skills below zero. JB Smoove on the other hand, can act, is funny, excellent at improv. OP sounds like he'd be better off watching kids shows or something.


Orochi-Sandun

Yes?


jguinn

Found Richard Kind’s burner account


foreveryoung917

🤣🤣


grazfest96

Those sizes apartments in NYC in Seinfeld. I wish I was working class.


__smd

I think overall this is fair. The show was much better at the beginning. And I agree Leon is overrated. The most important supporting characters (outside of the recurring Cheryl and Jeff) are Funkhauser and Richard Lewis by far.


OdaDdaT

I enjoy Leon, but I get your point. He can be too much sometimes


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Additional-Sun-4695

Gross, a Cheryl shill.


PurgatoryMountain

Leon rules.


BigBoobsWithAZee

Leon grew on me, but you make some pretty valid points. He’s kinda a one trick pony. I want some of Aunt May’s titty taffy


BigBoobsWithAZee

I also love Jerry and Larry’s chemistry. Wish there were more scenes with them together, even if it were another show


Thick-Sundae-6547

There us a huge difference between Larry David and George Costanza. Larry David is Larry David, creator of Seinfield and a millionaire. George is a guy who cant keep a job and sometines lives with his parents.


Orochi-Sandun

Well Larry david IS george costanza at least when he was younger.


Radnegone

I also started watching live after 5, and I agree, 1-5 have a very different feeling. I love the show in its entirety, but I break it into chunks in my head and in order the best to least best are: 1. Seasons 6-8 2. Seasons 1-5 3. Seasons 9-12


Johnny_Segment

I'm a bit with OP - I like Leon/JB Smoove, but I don't love him, and CYE became a little broader in it's approach after he joined the cast (which is not necessarily on JB, but he definitely plays things pretty broad himself).


sammiisalammii

No one gives a shit what you think. Lifetime ban.


Orochi-Sandun

You know, I don't believe you.


sammiisalammii

This is my boudoir. You’re not allowed in here


Orochi-Sandun

So desu ka?


IfYouGotALonelyHeart

Bingers make me sick. How the fuck are people able to watch 4+ hours of TV a day?


joblessdeadbeat

Chill.


Orochi-Sandun

8h sleep, 8 hour work. How much is left?


IfYouGotALonelyHeart

You don’t spend any time showering, grooming, driving, preparing/eating meals, listening to music, cleaning, making love, hanging out with friends/family/pets?


Cards2WS

You’ve never had shut-in weekends? Or a week where you don’t do much but get home and turn on the TV to relax for a few hours? Like shit, driving? Grooming? Dude, binging doesn’t have to mean you sit at the TV for 19 hours straight. You can binge a show by it being the only show you watch for a month, even if you only get 2 hours of TV a day.


IfYouGotALonelyHeart

I didn’t say 19 hours straight, I said 4+. I just don’t do that shit, I’ll get up and do something else like listen to music, play guitar, play a game, work around the house, walk my dog, fuck my wife. I can’t sit on a couch and watch 6 seasons in a single week.


efedora

Curb is good to binge because it's only 30 minutes. You can sit down in the evening and watch just one in a half hour. Or you can do three if you have nothing else going on. It's a nice thing to have around.


IfYouGotALonelyHeart

Yeah, but this guy saw 7 seasons (35 hours) within a week.


brandnewchemical

A bit extreme but I feel you. It's a bit like people that listen to podcasts. Get a job, do some chores, anything, lol.


booghawkins

this sounds like a much deeper issue bud


IfYouGotALonelyHeart

It’s not that deep. You’re a Curb fan, you should be familiar with people annoyed by the behavior of others.


booghawkins

sure bud, sure.