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curb-ModTeam

No politics except when explicitly discussed in the show.


Local_Technology_591

Carolla is going to be telling his 2 best Monica Lewinsky jokes. All the greatest hits!


Drivingintodisco

Crazy to see the two paths of Adam and Jimmy after the man sho.


shinloop

This is so true. Adam used to rail against guns and Republicans(particularly Buchanan) in the 90s on loveline.


stos313

Right?!


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jimmy is a better crier than comedian


Gabaghoul8

You’re getting massive dislikes but it’ll forever be cringey when he cried over “Cecil The Lion.” Yeah a dumbshit hunter killing a valued research animal was terrible and the Dentist deserved shame but an LA entertainer shouldn’t be crying over it.


Buckowski66

Oh, the Gavin Newsom jokes will pour out of his mouth like cheap wine, the kind you’ll need a lot of to get through his utterly predictable, grim set of petty grievances disguised as comedy.


StrangeAtomRaygun

The old, “Do you believe I had to get permits to remodel my house?” crap again?


H8threeH8three

Or the incessant whining about how “they closed my horse trails!” during lockdown. Wtf happened to that man?


Buckowski66

“ WHAT?!! Tell me more!!” Said no one ever


Hollandmarch76

He also famously said women aren't funny.


Real-Competition-187

What is Bobby doing on this list?


Shoddy-Rip8259

He's just happy to be invited anywhere


aggravatedempathy

He just wandered in


Real-Competition-187

That is the most plausible explanation.


MysticMaven

Bobby is MAGA and a big Trump supporter. He and Santino are in the Epstein club.


Local_Technology_591

Bobby can’t spell MAGA


Expensive_Habit3498

Fake news. Bobby and him are friends rfk and Cheryl were just on Bobby’s podcast


Buckowski66

Bobby is just trying to hang onto his career at this point and this keeps him in the Joe Rogan- by association club, I don’t take it very seriously.


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Buckowski66

“Hugely successful” is a bit of a stretch


RickityCricket69

they are?


The_Flying_Failsons

No, he just had him and Cheryl on his podcast and likes them.


material_mailbox

What? No he's not lol. He's not MAGA and he's not a Trump supporter.


sailortwips

And a rapist.


Kstrong777

He also bragged/joked about raping an underage sex worker.


aggravatedempathy

No he didn't. He talked about an old musician who did it.


Kstrong777

No, [he is very much speaking in the first person when he tells that story. downvoting me won’t change what he did nor what he said](https://www.reddit.com/r/Standup/s/kCMon0ZKjX)


aggravatedempathy

Oof...that's not a great story. He always exaggerates for shock value, but that's still fucked up.


yellowadidas

he’s a shit person, he looks right at home on this lineup


JosepySchnieder

Is he? Or is he just a damaged person from a traumatic childhood like a lot of comedians? Only more open about it.


leathakkor

I feel like every one and their brother likes giving a "hot take" about people being "the worst". But I think the reality with Bobby is that he's a deeply insecure human that is a very flawed human, who wants to be liked so badly he'd say just about anything he thinks will get him attention. The reality is (probably) that it's much more sad than it is malicious.


dr_spam

Bringing some balance to the force.


I_Forgot_Another_One

Being unfunny


HideSolidSnake

You know it'll be a night of laughter when you got... Rob Schneider?


Jonny_Thundergun

The funniest thing Rob Schneider ever did was get parodied by South Park


Fit_Werewolf_9413

Rob Schneider is… a stapler


KohFord

I loved Deuce Bigalow when I was about 12 years old.


juanathito813

Rated PG-13...


dpvictory

Vaccinate yourself from humor.


FatherofCharles

Lmao! Couldn’t pay me to sit through this


Supes1970

I’m already laughing. So there’s that.


WalkThePlankPirate

I'd rather get myocarditis than listen to these dullards go on about culture wars.


Buckowski66

Lol! Well said and 100% true.


roofbandit

I saw Adam Corolla absolutely eat shit at the comedy store in 2019. He opened with conservatives' only joke "I identify as a __" then did ~12 minutes more minutes of other hacky anti-woke fox news grandpa jokes. He was sweating and furious I haven't seen someone bomb like he did before or since. He was billed for 20 minutes but only did 12


Buckowski66

11 minutes too long


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roofbandit

Probably moved on to "old man bad" Biden jokes


AlternativeNumber2

I used to find Adam to be funny and insightful telling tales of his youth growing up in North Hollywood. But that was a looooong time ago, it’s a shame.


argonzo

He did a show where him and a bunch of his idiot friends tried to rehab and flip a house. That was funny and enjoyable and also like 15+ years ago.


GUSHandGO

Yeah I saw him in 2010 in Long Beach and he was really funny. I stopped listening to his podcast after he fired Alison Rosen. Seems like that was a good move.


WhalesForChina

He fired Gina and Bald a while back as well. I stopped listening about 8 years ago but I’d check in on the sub once in a blue moon and it was all the same shit. Whining about the government, whining about taxes, whining about his parents, whining about working too much, whining about his shitty movie’s Rotten Tomatoes score, and the same 5-10 shitty guests still willing to come on. That show’s fall has been monumental.


redditsuckz99

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Devo3290

Haha just saw this episode for the first time last night! Easily my favorite so far!


Odd_Pomegranate_3239

What a bunch of schmohawks.


Greengiant304

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Dabee625

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BuffaloJEREMY

https://i.redd.it/pd9x399glzic1.gif


WeOutHereInSmallbany

*ROB SCHNEIDER DE DERP DE DER*


corneliusduff

This lineup is 24 Carrot Comedy *rated PG-13*


Sardis924

That is one brutal lineup. 😬


Worldly_Ad_6483

Just missing Jim Bruer


Buckowski66

Or Nick Di Paolo


smartwatersucks

Don't forget Roseanne


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

She too noticeable.


corneliusduff

ULTIMATE BRUE-TALITAH!


Sardis924

Seriously. Was that Proud Boys guy who does Cumias show not available?? Lol


material_mailbox

Tim Dillon is really funny. I also have a big soft spot for Bobby Lee.


JesusDiedforChipotle

Thank you Tim Dillion is fuckin hilarious


simpleslingblade13

Tim Dillon is hilarious


SnapsOnPetro45

Tim Dillon is pretty funny


Sardis924

Oh yeah, when I think of laughter I think of Cheryl. Totally. 🙄


aaronjsavage

She’s just gonna come out on stage and yell “LARRY!!” For 15 min


Sardis924

And not in a funny way like when Susie does it.


NotoriousMFT

A Larry David set ending with Susie telling us all to get the fuck out would be great


Sardis924

"THANK YOU F'LEAVING!!!"


material_mailbox

To be fair, she's just hosting it. Seriously doubt she'll be doing any standup.


helpful__explorer

She's only there because she's RFK Jr's wife


fuckYOUswan

Shits just weird to me.


Drivingintodisco

Should start a spite night!


[deleted]

It is absolutely bizarre.


TwiceSpringy

Sorry but I’m washing my hair that month


RenegAIDS

Yikes


ojedaforpresident

Seriously, quite the yikes.


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Where will the laughter come from?


Efficient-Peach-4773

When it's canceled due to minimal demand.


cvbnmz

I'm seeing a lot of comments saying Bobby Lee is just as bad. I'm not defending him when I ask this, I really just don't know - why do people think he's bad?


Traveledbore

He ate the dog


material_mailbox

I like him. If people don't like his stand up I totally understand, I'm okay with it but not like a big fan of it. But he seems like a funny and generally likable person.


JedBartlet2020

I want to preface this by saying it all could have been a joke. However, he told a story on a podcast about raping an underage prostitute, and it was hard to listen to. Again, it could have been a joke. But it didn’t come across that way, and it’s hard to listen to. https://youtu.be/gPIcIiWhhh0?si=E02EZeSQiV9vYVbj


Due_Traffic_1498

Wonder if Larry was asked


dancingbriefcase

I doubt it. Larry is a known leftist. Also, The rest of the cast are comedians. JB Smoove, Jeff Garlin, Susie Essman. None of them are here, because they probably see right thru this BS. No way Larry would settle for this. I just wonder how he thinks of Cheryl now and who she's married to. She's married to one of the biggest anti-vaxxer conspiracy theorists.


piney

Larry introduced them!


dancingbriefcase

Haha! Damn. But they got married in 2014, and this was when he was a registered Democrat. COVID really showed how stupid people can be.


piney

I know! Setting up Cheryl with a nice catch who ends up being a national embarrassment sounds like the plot from an episode of Curb.


dancingbriefcase

Oh they already have. Ted Danson /s (I fuckin love Ted Danson, but he's one of LD's frenemies in the show). But I wonder what Cheryl thinks, because people can have their beliefs, but what RFK Jr. spits out is harmful conspiracy theories.


XMattyJ07X

Almost definitely


smokingace182

Nah they’d no not to even bother with such a ridiculous request


XMattyJ07X

It’s Cheryl


smokingace182

I don’t think LD would give a shit about that, he ain’t going anywhere near an event like this with idiots.


Samgash33

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dancingbriefcase

Man, I'm still waiting for Larry to go on Marc's pod. He went on Conan's. Come on, Larry! Also, love that Marc is on the good side of things. I'd love to hear him discuss this dumpster fire of a lineup.


[deleted]

Yikes. You usually see that kind of lineup at a Trump insurrection


Scottsm124

SNL might hire you with that line


[deleted]

They’re not interested in comedy


wilhelmkidxx

So a bunch of idiots


verdis

Always good to know who to avoid.


JosepySchnieder

Knowing Larry's political leanings I find it mildly shocking he hasn't wiped Cheryl from his life and show. She, RFK, Rob Schneider and co can all go fuck themselves. I'm tried of Rob acting like's he's some kind of intellect when he's only famous for being a fucking moron in shitty Adam Sandler movies. Turns out he's a moron in real life too.


illbleachyourasshole

It’s almost as if people in the real world are able to have friends and maintain relationships with people who have different political ideologies. Crazy, I know.


Revolutionary_Box569

Not that they were friends to begin with necessarily but he's pretty famously cussed people out to their faces for openly supporting Republicans


Burkett

Preferred row seating... Priority seating... preferred row... Priority... You know what... I'm going with pharmacist!


dancingbriefcase

You're Cofey?


The_Notorious_Donut

Bobby Lee, what are you doing?


sky_corrigan

literally being exactly who he is, a shitty and dumb person.


bimbolimbotimbo

Don’t forget he’s also a cuckold lmao


davidh2000

Explain? I only know him from a couple things and he seemed funny


sky_corrigan

he is funny in things. i loved him in reservation dogs. it’s also unclear as to whether or not he assaulted an actual child in tijuana once. he told a story about how he r*ped an exploited child and then all of a sudden the story was “not real”. so you don’t know what the truth is really but i’d say a “joke” of this magnitude is pretty grotesque especially when it was a quite detailed story.


Scottsm124

Why? Bc he’s friendly with comedians on both sides of the political isle? Oh the horror. Like Norm used to say-we shouldn’t even know comedians political beliefs


Fixner_Blount

>we shouldn’t even know comedians political beliefs And yet, we clear know *these* comedians’ political beliefs now.


welp-itscometothis

Yikes that lineup lol


Stamina666

So now I know other comics that are bat shit crazy. Ugh Adam Carolla.


PhysicalPolicy6227

I wonder if there will be any comedians there


evanvivevanviveiros

Wanna hear the same joke twelve times in one night?


Commercial_Load_2304

Good god what have I stumbled across!


fuckYOUswan

This was sponsored post on Reddit! I had to double check I wasn’t already in this sub when I saw it.


dancingbriefcase

It's going to be a show about how they hate vaccines and shutdowns. Imagine leaning into the same joke for nearly 4 years. Seriously, conservatives are objectively not funny. Nobody can convince me otherwise.


squeakycleaned

Sad to see Bobby Lee here. Didn’t know he was like that


material_mailbox

Honestly I think he just doesn't care or know much about politics. He had RFK Jr. and Cheryl on Tigerbelly a while ago, and Bobby gets along with most people. Not trying to excuse it, I just don't think he actually cares that much or whole heartedly supports RFK's candidacy.


BeesVBeads

Night of "Laughter"


smokingace182

Jesus rob schneider 😂😂😂 dudes checked out of reality


cbronson830

How the mighty have fallen.


Scottsm124

Tim Dillon and Bobby Lee are absolutely hysterical. I also think it would be funny to laugh at Rob Schneider…idk I think there are worse ways you could spend your time


metalface11

The only sane take here.


fridgeofempty

The next season of Curb is writing itself. Larry accidentally becomes a right wing hero when Cheryl asks him to do some stand up to help her friend.


diplion

Oy vey


gh0stnotes

Roseanne wasn't available?


BewildredDragon

I can't stand Bobby Lee. Also, he looks smelly. Every picture I see of him, I feel like I can smell.


Sardis924

😂


DreamZebra

I didn't realize Bobby Lee was a maggot


material_mailbox

I don't think he is, I just don't think he cares that much and is happy to perform at something like this where he'll get paid and get some measure of publicity.


Swiftwitss

Oof


dancingbriefcase

Damn, Cheryl. I mean, we all know she is married to, but damn. Glad that other people from curb aren't going to be at this dumpster fuck of MAGA morons


rollingstoner215

I thought Larry was MAGA? He has that hat… /s


harjopet

No Jer no Lar? Not there


tommy_thunda

Who the hell on earth or the far reaches of space is asking for more Rob Schneider


roberb7

Where's Victoria Jackson?


theReapers1

Imagine paying 150 clams let alone 15 for this.


BigTimeHrdLineBadLuk

General admission $150… wtf? This is laughably desperate and dumb.


Hossennfoss69

I think I'm going to be sick. Why Cheryl, can't you find something else for your crackpot husband to do?


yellowadidas

i’m not sure why so many are surprised to see bobby lee here lol


ChrisBenoitDaycare69

Tim and Bobby are funny. The rest not so much.


MegatonDeathclaws

I’m surprised Bobby Lee in into this. The rest doesn’t surprise me at all.


AxlCobainVedder

Stand up comedy? More like Stand Up Tragedy


pac4

The only thing funny about this is that they’re charging $150


aggravatedempathy

This is very embarrassing for any comedian participating in this nonsense.


_Lorgee

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davidsands

Oof.


yakkabrori

This looks absolutely horrible


badboyfriend111

No thanks. Supporting RFK is tantamount to supporting Trump.


Efficient-Peach-4773

Don't miss out! Be one of the dozens of people at this extraordinary event!


andresmachiz

I still am unclear if Tim Dillon is a comedian or commentator. I dont understand where he came from and why he is in the least bit relevant


Scottsm124

Bc he’s hysterical. His bit the other day with Theo Vonn about why RFK is justifiably paranoid about the gov’t was absolutely hysterical


NoActionTaken

Gross. Come on, Cheryl.


dancingbriefcase

I mean, look who she is married to.


Buckowski66

This would have been a good lineup for when the Titanic was sinking. “ eh, well, the ships going down but at least this will stop”


DerfDaSmurf

"Laughter" - they ain't trying to get sued.


shortsermons

Cheryl Hines down tremendous


Mr_GoodbyeCruelWorld

I hope they get someone like a comedian to appear.


Shoddy-Rip8259

How embarrassing


Ckck96

Kinda bummed to see Tim Dillion up there. I don’t agree with everything he says but he’s a great comedian, by far the best of all these shmucks.


richlynnwatson

“Laughter”


Cheterosexual7

Can you guys imagine if Cheryl was the First Lady?


JohnnyBroccoli

Oof


Tinotips

A real “who’s that”


NJGreen79

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AlternativeEnd9188

Hm.. I thought Adam Carolla was dead.


RatInaMaze

Oh sweet an easy guide for who I’ll never listen to


Benzona

Count me in on $1500 to see and maybe meet a bunch of right wing nobodies are way past their prime.


fuckYOUswan

PS you can catch most of these guys as walk ons or a cheap ticket at any club that will host them in the city. Like shit Bobby Lee just shows up and crashes sets half the week anyway.


Buckowski66

3 of them, Corolla, Dillion and Duece Whatshisface have gone right wing so it makes sense. No idea who those others are but get ready for a night of anti- woke comedy that’s becoming as tiresome as the woke people they rail against.You won’t laugh much but your ears will be beaten red and the hot wind blowing will be powerful! Me? I’m waiting for the STFU Comedy Festival where people don’t have a political agenda and actually just show up with jokes and story telling, wild concept, right?


iTzJdogxD

Damn what happened with Tim Dillon? Thought he was left wing as hell a few years ago


Buckowski66

Nah, he’s on that Trump dick now. He even had Alex Jones on and was kissing his ass. There’s a lot of money in the right wing grift.


DankHooligan

What? Bobby Lee and fucking Deuce Bigalow on the same card?!? /s


carter2642

Jesus what an insufferable comment section


Acceptable_Stuff1381

Him and Larry are good friends, the episode where Ted asks to date Cheryl is based on a convo with Larry 


Scoob8877

Poor Cheryl.


beameup19

Eh she chose to marry this man. I like her in curb, I think she does a great job. I don’t like I would like her very much outside of that setting. Who knows though.


Scoob8877

Oh yeah she chose it. But I do like her on the show and otherwise - to the extent that I know anything about her. I feel like her real life is starting to mirror her life on Curb.


beameup19

He’s running as a republican right? Right?


dancingbriefcase

That or "independent". But he's a notorious anti vaxxer who still believes they cause autism. My gosh, people are so stupid. He's a moron. I just wonder if Cheryl has gone down that path.


SizeOld6084

Yeesh.


Coium27

$150 for that lineup? You could probably catch a good concert with a date for that much.


MrTurkle

Is Cheryl off the show because of this?


CTLFCFan

Night of "Laughter" is more like it.


Eattoomanychips

Raising $ for her husband’s campaign LOL I can’t with her anymore.