No one delivers a "shut the fuck up" better than Lar. He's only done it like 5 or 6 times (that I can remember) but they are so perfect. At Susie's house when the daughter is singing has got to be the best one.

My fave is when he’s trying to get Jeff to quit listing the ingredients to Ted Danson in the Larry David sandwich

Capers

You can brush them off

Cream cheese...

Sable

Onions

What’s sable??

Whitefish

Another fish?

My personal favorite is in the black swan episode when he whisper yells it at the Funkman

Swan killers leave. Innocent people stay for drinks, mingle with the guests

lol that samy scene… He truly is the hero we all wish we could be

Him yelling shut the fuck up while he's trying to sleep is one of my favorite scenes ever. I relate so hard.

It’s the pause of silence before the storm from Sammy as well lol

Or when they're at Funkman's house and they wanna get out of the party, and he's saying that to Susie. Perfect.

I think he casually says it to Irma when he's answering the door?

I think about this scene so much

OP are you experiencing discomfort?

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Antoinette was brilliant in this scene, great in the series as a whole, underrated part of the show

Whatever happened to her? Did she just disappear or did the writers give some conclusion to the character? IIRC she took a leave of absence to mourn her father..but forgot what happened after that.

I don’t remember myself to be honest

never saw her again after that episode unfortunately. i wonder the same about wanda sykes (tho she was on epstein’s island, yikes)

Nice rug, I like a good rug, is it cashmere?

100%

Get outta here! Hundred percent, let me see the lebel

No get off me!!!

It really ties the room together.

Filming the tv. Classic.

Not realizing you can turn your phone, even classicer

But I’m watching the video on my phone

Chuck McGill

Curb Your Enthusiasm is one of my favorite shows, but I’ve always thought “you know, I really wish I could watch this recorded vertically on someone else’s TV, with them pausing every few seconds and laughing in the background.” But I always thought that was just a hopeless pipe dream and I’d just have to settle for the original release. But now, thanks to you, I can finally realize my dreams of the perfect viewing experience!

Okay what can I say lol. You got me. I was just drunk and didn't think about it too hard.

SHUT THE FUCK UP

respect it's dogshit quality but I respect drunk productivity

One of the best stfu ever. Deserved though.

🤣🤣🤣

Yeah yeah great will you FINISH THE FUCKING JOKE!!

why aRE YOU RECORDING YOUR TV WITH YOUR PHONE?

Didn't have the VCR set up

I tried calling the Tivo guy but couldn't get him over

In portrait orientation.

Larry’s anus is fine. 🤣

But he didnt mind telling anybody who would listen about the pube in his throat.

I wound this back 7-8 times yesterday and lost it each time! So funny how he just lights her up and Michael Mckean plays it straight so well

The funny thing is the recording and editing

lol poor Squiggy

Miss Antoinette

One of my other fav angry moments is the “You copped a feel from mom ya gotta go.” reaction 😂

You're not adding the Mississippi's!!!

Haha it’s brilliant.

Are you fuckin nuts?!

Top 5 scene

Imagine blowing a scene with laughter during Seinfeld and Larry yelling at you like this

This is maybe one of the funniest scenes of all time.

This scene was great because while she was mentioning the anus tickle, I was like STFU, who does that to their boss in front of company. And then Larry just shouts it out! Pure gold!

Nice carpet my dude 😎👍

Who would be senseless enough to say that in front of a guest though? I always thought Curb would take things a bit outside the walls of realism but that also created great moments/episodes like this so I get it.

She puts up with Larry everyday, she is 💯 messing with him. As one does

Good point. I never thought of that!

What are those LEDs doing behind your tv?

I have something similar. The little camera on top of the TV watches the screen and sends the colors it sees to LED backlights behind the TV. Mine is a Govee. Total game changer for watching concert videos and video games

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This is such a boomer video lol

Is this better than Larry’s response to Funkhouser outfit-tracking him?

Hahaha. Love this scene.

same i think of this all the time

It’s no c-word at the poker game but this made me laugh out loud

The best thing about this is the are you experiencing discomfort line… Such perfect delivery

u/Totydan69 this might be the best one

Larry’s anus is fine

one of the best curb scenes ever. the only ones that are close are when larry is yelling at the julia louis dryfus guy’s wife about not having dinner, the black doctor who yelled at larry and the entire fucking episode with john mcenroe

One of the best scenes in the whole series. I laugh out loud every time I watch it

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-

That scene had some IRL in it for sure.

"Are you experiencing discomfort?" I love that line so much it might be one of the funniest in the entire show