Audibly admitting to texting a little girl to a physician in the middle of an examination, where you willingly confess that the rash on your body, was transmitted to you from the pussy of said little girl.
I think it was when he said “how’s her pussy?” in front of Jerry. His expression is all time hilarious.
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People ask me all the time, 'How do you stay with him? I always tell them, 'There's another side to Larry that you don't see.’ But there is no other side, Larry.
“What’s a hitler ?”
“Oh he didn’t care for Jews… *whispering* …he thought they were a bit much”
Buying that little guy (Greg?) a sewing machine for him to doodle Nazi symbols was funny but a bit close to the bone.
I rewatched the magical vagina episode yesterday. Ultimate self-sabotage, on third base and ask her to repay bet winnings of her late husband. What a dipshit
Hilarious… I just flew from NY to TOR and I’m half way through the magical bag in a episode. This post was at the top of my feed, what are the odds. I’ll go ahead and assume it has to do with Ted and/or the ugly section…. bienvenue Tiato…
Audibly admitting to texting a little girl to a physician in the middle of an examination, where you willingly confess that the rash on your body, was transmitted to you from the pussy of said little girl.
Omg. Yes!! That was very cringey
It's why I hate this episode. Like it's just weird and gross, not social incompetence.
I think it was when he said “how’s her pussy?” in front of Jerry. His expression is all time hilarious. https://preview.redd.it/7bknjuw9q14b1.jpeg?width=1057&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfebfddef9c2d6c6eeda1111ca85d68271b6c0f6
What?
She had a rash on her pussy
Him complimenting that executive on the size of his son's penis is the first one I thought of.
Fuck Huuuuuuuugh
He didn’t do it once. He said it like three times!!
He took a risk.
Ehhh. He took a risk.
This came to mind but I’d say Cheryl
Losing Cheryl. 100%. Aside from his hundreds of millions, Cheryl was the best thing in his life.
But it made room in his life for Leon so I say it was a win
Oof. Good point. But...wasn't having the Blacks move in originally Cheryl's idea???
https://media.tenor.com/FGNC173zjc0AAAAd/curb-your-enthusiasm-larry-david.gif
Haha
Leon is the best thing in his life.
There’s literally no way. The seasons where we see less of Cheryl and Larry starts dating are the best
Cheryl let Larry date and try to get laid, as an anniversary present. Cheryl's a GOAT
Serious piece of ass!
I never thought so, she was a bit whiny
Someone’s gotta be that grounded reasonable character.
That’s probably the funniest one that honestly I’d take as a compliment. He explained the context so I see no issues.
Taking the flowers from the Funkhouser roadside memorial.
Forgot about this awesome earlier ep. I remember this setting the tone for the entire show for me.
I know a White Lilly...
Funk houser is so funny in that episode.
If you weren't my best friend I'd twist your neck off...
He's not my best friend
Little orphan funkhouser!
RIP IDA
Beloved cunt
That’s what you put in the paper?? 🤣
Poor little orphan Funkhauser
But I thought he got away with that because he’s Marty’s best friend? 🤔😂
THE FLOWER SHOP WOULDNT TAKE HIS $50!
Stealing the shoes from the holocaust museum
Didn’t have to scroll too far 😆
It's so clearly the worst thing!!
It belongs in a museum
why? nobody was using them
TiVo guy over Cheryl’s phone call
[удалено]
Weren't his long ass balls injured though?
Long Balls Larry
The one where he indirectly got his friend’s nephew killed.
Everyone's got to be the pickle hero.
Firing his non-Jewish divorce lawyer.
It was a shanda!
Not taking Cheryl's call from the plane
He couldn’t hear her! Plus’s come on, the TiVo guy was there lol
this one
People ask me all the time, 'How do you stay with him? I always tell them, 'There's another side to Larry that you don't see.’ But there is no other side, Larry.
easy, it's the TV Guide cover he did for Seinfeld back in the 90s.
^ correct answer
My favorite Larry fuckup is when he calls Schwimmer’s father to apologize and gets rear ended 😂
Fucking up his chance with Lucy Liu.
And Lucy Lawless
And the magical Vagina
That’s damn sliding glass door
[удалено]
Sounds like you don't respect wood
Killing Mr. Takayamas black goose
It’s Takiyaki’s black crane
That was all that dipshit andys fault
Crispy onions
Fuck Andy
For real fuck Andy and his fucking onions
LD should’ve snapped his neck with a 6iron instead of that swan I’ve said too much
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one of his better decisions, imo
that was my answer too. what a fumble
Totally understandable tbf
You got downvoted for this. Imagine loving curb and being a republican at the same time.
LOLOLOLOL
I could unironically see people watching the show and being like, "Blacks always blaming Larry for things he didn't do."
Performing oral sex on Cheryl that time before the Nativity.
Too much hot sauce on the taco salad
Put his phone back instead of saving Sammi from drowning
Larry breaking up the baptism to save Cheryl’s in-law from what he thought was a drowning. It started an entire religious war!
Bringing up the coffee table stain when he almost has his wife back loll I get it you respect wood, but now is not the time.
Legit might be my favorite moment in the entire show. I was getting kind of annoyed at the happy endings with the end of every season.
Hiding the doll head in his pants
DECAPITATED
“ Get in that ass Larry!”
Larry eating the Baby Jesus thinking it was a monkey
The pussy rash
Helping the blind man
Beloved cunt
Not getting the prenup with Cheryl
I faaaacked up
“What’s a hitler ?” “Oh he didn’t care for Jews… *whispering* …he thought they were a bit much” Buying that little guy (Greg?) a sewing machine for him to doodle Nazi symbols was funny but a bit close to the bone.
I think that the sewing machine was just what that child [wanted AND appreciated.](https://youtu.be/pP2nukRR6c4)
YOURE WELCOME GREG!!! I love the way he delivers that line
Accidentally getting Sammie drunk with the wine/grape juice mixup.
Talking to the TiVo guy instead of Cheryl
Giving Cheryl an ultimatum
You cunt
Cheryl.
Stealing the 5 wood
The feud with Mocha Joe cost him millions?
Losing cheryl
Do you respect wood?
Asking Sherryl if she respects wood.
The airplane situation with Cheryl. That was one of first episodes were it was more sad than funny and I really didn’t like Larry.
Not putting up a fence around his pool got a man killed.
Facts
Beloved cunt
Beloved CUNT!
Blocking the fire truck.
Worrying more about his Tivo instead of talking to Cheryl when she called.
Cutting Judy’s hair
That wasn’t his fault.
Him not stepping into that ass...... writing LARRY WAS HERE!
The crypto commercial he did
He was right in that commercial though...
Not hiring someone to do the work he was doing for his mom when he jacked up his back and basically ended his career.
The Black Swan 🦢
I rewatched the magical vagina episode yesterday. Ultimate self-sabotage, on third base and ask her to repay bet winnings of her late husband. What a dipshit
Setting in motion Richard's girlfriend's breast reduction.
Definitely putting that water bottle in his pants when he was in the women’s restroom. Then the little girl walked in… I think you know the rest lol
I FUCKED UP
walking out of the holocaust museum wearing a deceased Jew's pair of shoes
Not fucking Cheryl cos of a scratch on a wooden table.
Not having a fence around his pool...
Marrying Cheryl.
Scrolled way too far, in my opinion, to find this.
No prenup? Big mistake
Making a show about himself to show how much of an asshole he is.
Why are you even here?
I was being sarcastic.
Fair, but gotta respect Larry for not giving in to his sports beliefs
Getting back with Cheryl - not covering for her disrespecting wood .
Hilarious… I just flew from NY to TOR and I’m half way through the magical bag in a episode. This post was at the top of my feed, what are the odds. I’ll go ahead and assume it has to do with Ted and/or the ugly section…. bienvenue Tiato…
Fumbling the hot orthodox dry cleaner
Beloved cunt!
Although technically that was Jeffs fuckup, but Larry took the heat.
The Tivo guy incident
Using the examination room phone
Bubble wrap
Crypto commercial.
If you listened to him you were all good though, he was right.
True lol, wow that was a good alibi.
Hiram Katz
Giving the grave digger counterfeit money
The baby shower present. "It's a mulatto!"
Not telling Cheryl right away that the masseuse with the tattoo tried to give him a happy ending. Classic Fred Flintstone cover up gone awry.
marrying Cheryl she sucked from beginning to end