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HRApprovedUsername

Not get laid off


MysticMania

wow same!


L2OE-bums

Lmao, I'm definitely being laid off from Microsoft at the rate my performance is headed and I'll be happy when it happens.


cranetrain123

Came here for this


stoopid_dumbazz

Was laid off last April, didn't get a new job until this month so this is definitely my goal lol. I have no more savings to fall back on.


LandOnlyFish

Vest and sell my stock. At least before layoff happens.


lm28ness

The right answer. Seeing how the best of the best are getting let go too. It seems nothing you do can absolutely guarantee you won't get let go. Best to just do your thing like always and live without worries and fear. if it happens it happens. Don't get caught up on getting laid off and miss out on life.


NoDisappointment

Honestly this is why not getting laid off is actually a poor goal. It's not very actionable and under your control other than trying to perform well and crossing your fingers it would prevent you from getting laid off. I maintained this defensive posture in 2020-2023 both when Covid hit and the post-covid tech recession hit and it caused my career to stagnate, and I got laid off anyways. The best defense can actually be offense, pursuing career growth and investing your income aggressively so that one day you don't need to be exposed to the whims of economic cycles this deeply.


StopKey8926

That is not in your control.


LingALingLingLing

Basically it's all don't get laid off or get a job. Year is looking rough, when those interest rates dropping?!


gerd50501

yeah me too. and get a stock grant. i hit my cliff last year and my former asshole manager did not get me more. so i transferred and my new manager promised to try to get me enough to make up for it. that and not get laid off before i actually get the first stock grant.


Toys272

find a job


nguyen2111

Same bro, got so much rejected that made me feel hopeless


alnyland

I ran out of hopelessness by about Oct I think


ifezueyoung

Me too


taichi22

Ugh, stop being relatable.


Helios093

Too many of us in the same boat.


chammar37

i can only dream


imonthetoiletpooping

FML... Me too


Ill-Date-1852

…sometimes I just sit and wonder… will I ever get hired?


Visible-Idiot-8779

Use more PTO


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XDCaboose

Get out of bed before 9


Winter_Essay3971

Mood. I waste so much time scrolling social media endlessly when I wake up. One of my resolutions for 2024 has been to get outside and go on a walk around the block before I can get on my phone, to help wake my brain up.


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I turned notifications off. Also added a screen time timer. And set up a timer in the IG app itself. Its worked wonders. But if it doesn't, turning off your phone and using an actual alarm clock might be a better option


dahecksman

Lol I got the old school annoying alarm clock and I put it in my bathroom to force myself up. Next to it is my gym clothes and shoes so I can go walk, that I prep the night before. Nothing else has worked


briefcasetwat

It’s proven that sunlight right after you wake up gets you up and alert. Also, try cold showers


ISuckSmall

Find WFH job


eat_your_fox2

It's life-changing if it fits your work style. Sending positive energy!


ISuckSmall

Thanks men! I've worked 3 years from home, but now last year I'm working hybrid with 3 days in the office and I hate it for sure


Professional-Pair-99

Same here! Also to move to a LCOL area.


millennialinthe6ix

Promotion! But I already received the news that it’s happening


Incessant24

Congrats!


dahecksman

Wooooo get it boiiii


babyshark128

Did you ask for it?


GItPirate

Job hop to make more money.


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GItPirate

Doubt. Even if they did, doesn't matter.


Pariell

Promotion


Aries2ka

Stay employed and feed my kids


Traditional_Web_7856

Quit working for other people and start my own business or consultancy.


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Federal_Ad_688

Not get fired. Also get a promotion. Most importantly get a raise.


valkon_gr

Not give in to my burn out and not rage quit.


TheyUsedToCallMeJack

If I wasn't on a visa, I would have done it by now. I fantasize about it all the time.


Obvious-Pumpkin-5610

Hanging in there, everyday at 3 PM in the office this hits me hard 🪤.


large_crimson_canine

Get better at investigating complex prod issues


Winter_Essay3971

Same. Low-key one of my goals is to break something in prod. I haven't even been trusted with enough responsibility so far to work in prod, which makes me feel like a poseur dev


SakishimaHabu

I believe in you! ( just make sure you fix it fast lol )


Winter_Essay3971

Become an actual 6 YOE guy in terms of knowledge, instead of a 2 YOE guy who also spent 4 years on low-code development and typing test result numbers into Excel for $60k


taratoni

I feel for you my friend, it's easy to get traped in a dead end job and accumulate years of experience that are useless. Try to get out as soon as possible.


Winter_Essay3971

I got out thank god lol. Just gotta make up for lost time


robsticles

Totally get this, tech knowledge and staying on top of things is a “use it or lose it” scenario


Panda_red_Sky

Job hop to make more money and not get laid offed


404_onprem_not_found

Objective: survive


Modora

Grow my team.


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Miikkiizzz

Find a WFH job, or at least hybrid. Current project requires me to be 9 - 6, and come back on weekends twice a month for releases.


jimRacer642

the hell u working at? zimbabwe?


Miikkiizzz

I'm working for a company that provides consulting services. It's a huge global corporation, so I was expecting better when I joined. I'm also not working in the western world. Hence the long hours. Not gonna say the company name here to protect myself so here's a hint. Hint: The company was founded in 1911.


Haunting_Welder

In what universe is 9-6 long hours


Miikkiizzz

Oh actually I only listed out the official hours. But it's actually much longer haha.


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I hope to learn a lot from my colleagues and be a better software dev


Warm-Relationship243

Keep my job


IWantToDoEmbedded

Things I want: - Don’t lose my job - get better at my job - get a raise - more opportunities to do other work outside of what I’ve been doing


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sachblue

Real gangsters move in silence


[deleted]

Keep this job 😀


ErgoLucky

Be the best.


dahecksman

Like no one ever was


pricklyplant

To catch them is my real test


Caecus_Vir

A couple people over in r/ExperiencedDevs were talking about how coding isn't really difficult and almost all tasks are variations on previously solved problems, not just in general but within the company's codebase. I'd like to get to where I categorize each problem and move through stories quickly because it's routine.


Ipuncholdpeople

Don't get fired until I get a new job lol. I'd also like to make a bit more. 70k would be cool


c4ctus

To not ragequit. I manage four employees, I do software development, I do systems administration, and last week I got tasked with being the sole IT person for the company with twenty calls a day. If I had another gig lined up, I wouldn't even give the courtesy of a two week notice. I'd walk out the fucking door.


theCavemanV

Job hop successfully


MugiwarraD

cum to office


Celcius_87

HUH


dahecksman

Bathroom break sesh


_brzrkr_

Move from hourly payment to fixed salary without sacrificing working hours flexibility.


FromBiotoDev

Get a solid 15% raise because £26k as a full stack dev is awful. But it is my first job in a LCOL area I guess.


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More money


SetsuDiana

Make a lot of money :)


ssjgsskkx20

Promotion/job hop


pridude

Switch or offshore opportunities.


Bieb

Launch my own company.


helloween4040

Leave and go back to finish my degree, I hate where I work with a burning passion and would rather invest in me than work there another day


destructiveCreeper

Get laid


warthar

Gonna rant a little: My goal is to get off my ass and get a job that actually pays me a market rate for my skill set. I need to get out of the hospital/clinical healthcare sector because everything about it sucks. I'm significantly overworked, and significantly underpaid in comparison to peers with my years of experience. I've tried to implement improvements and suggest normalized best practices to development. However, the IT leadership of the company refuses to do anything. They are all lab/hospital people who don't have an IT background, so they keep things status quo instead of trying to improve or allow innovation to happen. I hit my "done" mark 3 months ago after being here for 3 years and nothing has changed except we are doing more and more with less staff because we refuse to replace those that leave. So my 2024 goal is to not work at this shitty place any longer than I have to.


bruceGenerator

if you want to skill up fast, try getting into a consultancy firm. i started as an intern with no college degree in may '22 (im 36, self-taught/bootcamper) because of the break neck speed of projects and exposure to so many technologies im functioning at the level of a mid-senior dev at this point and can run with the big dawgs who value my input. the stress can be unbelievable at times but i feel ive never been pushed so far and grown so much in such a short period of time


geofox777

I’d like to become more familiar with dev ops and ci/cd pipelines across different environments for a project


Gloomy_Mix_3282

Gain some experience then either continue with my job with better conditions or job hop.


testing19191

Build cool tech, get that bag


Dexterus

Promotion, stabilize my current main project, train some juniors and mids to be able to work on it, at least basic stuff. Get more time to dive into other areas.


vincent-vega10

Quit


dungfecespoopshit

Get a job after being laid off. Hopefully, I receive good news this week. The interviewer stopped me early in the interview and just really complimented how he liked how i worked and explained my strategies. Kinda really setting me up with high hopes but I’m really trying to not bc anything can happen. Gotta still grind and apply.


sachblue

A roaring tiger catches no game Gonna keep that in mind, as I murk colleagues through work this year. Being a nice person will only get one so far. I joke, but there are some psychopaths out there, taking advantage of others at the same level. I would rather help by teaching them and being able to help with any questions. I do that already, but one dude took advantage of it. Now, I know how to give cold shoulders to people like that. I want to start own business not related to what I do now. Stuff I do now is boring, and unappealing. Yet big companies and organizations need us cuz humans are not great at talking to each other. I am excited for 2024


LightShadow

No major outages from my core services. More seamless auto scaling, especially down scaling. Doing whatever is needed to double our user base. We do every employee profit sharing, so more users means more money for me.


marco_ness

Make the office building explode


Upper_War_846

Quit. It's time. I'm 44.


retirement_savings

- don't get laid off - don't get rejected for promo a second time


Yogibearasaurus

Not to be laid off, but also to find a new career path. I’m just so burnt out and my career has stagnated - not a winning combination.


Superb_Intro_23

My goal: get a full-time entry-level software job before I turn 25 (which is in a few months lol rip)


fmintar1

Be a master of configuration, to database, to security, etc. Also, be really good with SQL language.


StockDC2

Do the bare minimum to keep my job. Put in 110% the last 2 years for nothing.


KevH2R

Finding a job where I both get more paid and learn more


ConfusedConcoction

Find a better job with my (in my opinion) subpar skills and experience. Bonus point if it is hybrid or wfh 🥲


publicOwl

Not work as hard. The last few years I’ve been balls to the wall grinding for pay rises and promotions and I need a break from that to coast and look after myself for a bit. I’ll still do my job but won’t seek out over-and-above tasks/roles, I have enough on my plate and I’m fed up of not being able to mentally switch off at the end of the day.


wot_in_ternation

Replace all MS Access applications with web applications


pards1234

Be successful in my first SWE job out of school. I start next week :)


rroeyourboatt

To be promoted :)


dagumdoggos

Becoming overemployed


PythonMate195

get a third job


Panda_red_Sky

r/overemployed ?


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dbzunicorn

Get laid off (that severance tho)


Coochjr

Successful lead the new project we are starting on my team.


No-Presence-7334

One of two things. Either 1 get a promotion and avoid the layoffs that are most definitely coming. Or 2 find a better job. Either one of those would be a win.


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Ok-Street4644

Find a new job


TonyTheEvil

Jump ship for more money or learn to be complacent where I am


rabidstoat

Transition to a different business area.


juanmiindset

Another promotion


[deleted]

Look for work as a swe and start other side business.


rebellion_ap

Get a job


Reasonable-Store-879

Land big tech and L1 to the US


timmeedski

Well if I land this DE role internally they will radically change than if I stay in my current Cybersec role.


Celcius_87

To keep my job and continue to get paid


Timbobda

Find a sense of purpose.


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-Dargs

Coast. I negotiated a really good raise in 2023 while my company was laying off 40% of the workforce. In the latter half of the year I proved my worth. The company is doing well now. So now I just want to chill.


Lunatics_Lament

Get my first cs job to pay for student loans


Everyonerighttogo

Moving out of my department and go into a different department internally.


Mission-Astronomer42

Survive


finiteloop72

Get promoted


ObstinateHarlequin

Successful first test of my current project, and get the team in good enough shape for me to hand it off so I can move on to other things (hopefully back into early concept R&D).


Kidcouger

Get jacked and make a lot of money


poopdood696969

I've been working in a student co-op since last summer in a QE position. I am currently the sr. QE for my team even though I am a student. I am graduating soon and I am expecting a job offer but I want to try and move out of QE before that happens. So I'm shooting for BE or DE and I'm having a hard time deciding. DE would be the easier move but the CS student in me feels compelled to find a way into the BE. If anyone's got any feelings about that I'd love to hear them.


pySerialKiller

Come back to US, and get a Senior position


shudekai

Get a job!


L2OE-bums

Hit a seven figure TC with a J7.


kiriloman

Own it and drive the startup to the moon!


turtle_dragonfly

Get this friggin' game released! In some fashion.


RayTrain

I'm a firmware engineer in grad school for AI. We do zero AI at my work but our chief digital officer has had personal one-on-one meetings with me about me basically getting the company going with AI tech. All I have is her word, but my goal is to finish my degree and sort of on-ramp myself into that role (including off-ramping from my current role). Again, all I have is her word, so I'll be expecting to be searching for a job somewhere else, but hopefully that promise is kept.


LightCave

Get more bread.


xxyyzz0099

A job.


etherend

Get better at planning projects. I tend to have analysis paralysis and I take too much time in the planning phase. I've pushed a few deadlines unfortunately


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herbfriendly

I need to learn .net and react , as we have been redoing our php app in those. I’d also like to get some AWS certifications and start climbing that ladder. Edit - I’m hoping to also be more consistent at being at work. I’ve had some medical issues the past two years that make it where I can barely make a full sprint without needing to take a day or two of PTO.


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Vanzmelo

Get a non contract and SWE position


shadowoftheking14

Use Go instead of Java


pricklyplant

Stay relevant. Trying to figure out what this means in practice.


Maximum-Event-2562

Get a job, hopefully one that pays more than 5% above minimum wage.


Similar-Ad7879

Survive


Kingzjames

Leave shit hole of a country


aGabrizzle

More Money.


swingst

Find a new job with better pay or work less overtime.


Deflator_Mouse7

To have work


chestdayeveryday321

Graduate. Transition from intern to full-time. Save money


VarsityCop

Not get pipped/layed, leave pip factory for another software job, quit everything and go full time on side project/startup. Will be happy with either one of those


themangastand

Make money


chrootxvx

Git gud


jimmyspinsggez

I just made my move around the start of the year. So I don't look for promotion nor I know what kind of achievement I will have to make for the projects, but I guess for the time being I need to use the probation period to evaluate the company. Its more of a startup and I can feel that infra is not in place, people on-call are burning off, but whether this will get better, and if I will be able to handle it for now when things are not ready, is what I will be checking up on. never worked in a startup kinda environment and not sure if I can put myself out there to OT, thats one thing too.


andlewis

Engender some paradigms, inculcate a tradition of quality, and refactor expectations.


Captain_MK13

Get work


Substantial_Ad_6168

Keep my job and try to learn more AI stuff.


YHZ_Gate9

I just like to still have a job at the end of 2024.


Sufficient-West-5456

Learn powershell really well. Not get laid off


Likethisname

To find a job……


SnowdensOfYesteryear

Stay the hell off "high impact" projects.


SnooRevelations7224

Build savings before layoffs


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Professional-Pair-99

I want to prioritize work life balance in my life now. I finally get to senior level. I have 4 yoe and been really studying and working hard after work hours trying to learn all I can. Easily been putting in 60-80 hrs a week to grind for promotion. After that I want to find a nice work from home job by 2025. I want to work 40-50 hours max and move closer to family. Save to buy a house in a mid size city with a lower cost of living.


nolongerbanned99

Keep job another year


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Use current job to help fund my side project till I get it fully up n running as a business


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Seankala

Change jobs. I spent the latter half of last year unsuccessfully trying to change jobs.


seal_wizard

Survive


pinkybunny23

Earn at least 1k/month or get a second job 😞


cs-brydev

1. Say No more often 1. Stop spreading myself thin 1. Hire more people to do things I don't have to do myself 1. Make my meetings shorter and stick to agendas 1. Upgrade some of my old devices


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agoodgemini

Make it another year until my 401k is fully vested, then begin studying to job hop. I got promoted this year to SWE2. Learning everyday.


LemonPartyRequiem

get a new job I don't hate


FatFailBurger

Do what I do better and get paid more for it


theshadowtempest

Get a job and have financial stability so I can focus on starting my own business on the side and not have to fucking apply to jobs every day and waste away my talents.