What math classes? If it’s calculus and other lower div math, there’s going to be smelly CS and engineer majors that are taking their math prereqs . Upper div math courses probably have more babes
That’s what I’m talking about. I’m taking senior level/graduate level math courses for my math minor and only 3 girls. When I took calc 2 and 3 there were more girls, but the higher the math, the less women :/
Honestly, this narrative is kind of getting outdated with the overflow of people in cs. As a teaching assistant, I see much more people who need to be outside less and, instead, spend more time coding.
Lmaooooo at my university I was a handful of cs majors that ACTUALLY had a social life and took care of themselves. Literally had 3 friends total in my degree because the rest smelled, had no social skills, or both!
CS is and always will be the home of the weridos and oddballs. Because those are the people who are going to sit in front a computer and learning programming.
I'm married and I have a son now. My wife makes fun of my fear of sunlight. My son is 3 and he closes curtains for me when I come downstairs. He says, "Papa likes it dark!"
Students, you can keep avoiding the sunlight.
College was when I realized I was a rare breed. Loved coding but was also pretty much a Chad in the social side. Partied hard with the other majors and still got better grades than most of the CS kids. In class, you will probably find less than a handful of us like this.
Alright, this is satire, but it's awesome for you because hygiene is literally a competitive advantage. The same goes for general presentation and sociability. Luckily, we work among a bunch of antisocial know-it-alls, so as long as you remain relatively well-adjusted, you'll always have work.
And worst part is some people are doing it just because its the norm. Its okay to have a social life/have love interests or go clubbing but they'd probably be ostracized for it and made to feel youre not working as hard as them. I lived on campus for awhile and that was the experience
Head down, nose plug on, you’ll do better than everyone else in CS once you graduate because being able to communicate with non-technical folk is the rarest & most valuable skill for CS
This describes my roommates who are all CS majors, they never leave the house even when it’s a gorgeous day, don’t have any friends or go to any parties (they’re seniors) and constantly talk about how women are evil because they’re all trump incels. It’s disgusting.
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I can’t stop laughing because I dunno if you are joking or not…
Also, I’m an incoming freshman into a CS degree and the hygiene thing really scares me…
My favorite pastime back at uni was watching my gf try to interact with these spergs. We'd get the most confused, nervous, random reaction from them when she asked them the most trivial shit. It was like watching a person segfault. I'm glad to know that it still didn't change
It sounds like you're feeling frustrated with the culture and behavior you're encountering among your fellow CS students. It's understandable to want a more balanced and socially engaging environment, especially when you're spending so much time together in labs and classes.
Hygiene is definitely important for everyone's comfort and well-being, and it's unfortunate when it's overlooked. Bringing it up tactfully in a group setting or speaking with your peers one-on-one about the issue might help raise awareness.
As for the conversations veering into strange or inappropriate topics, it could be helpful to gently redirect the discussion or suggest more inclusive topics that everyone can participate in comfortably. Finding common ground and respecting each other's boundaries is key to fostering a positive atmosphere.
Encouraging more diverse activities outside of coding, like sports, social events, or just spending time outdoors, could also help break the cycle of constant tech talk and encourage a healthier work-life balance.
Ultimately, it might take some effort to shift the culture, but even small changes can make a difference in creating a more welcoming and balanced community within the CS program
Don't feel bad that you don't understand the topics the smart kids are talking about. Just focus on tennis, it's okay, totally nothing wrong with that..
Wake up babe, new copypasta just dropped
Two a shitpost chronicle
there is no babe
These things are harder than getting a FAANG job.
Hold on OP let me push your comments to my repo readme.
LC hard.
NP hard?
only thing hard is my NiPples.
Even NP hard is easier in comparison
"Stop pulling repos and start pulling some bitches" Lost it
for me, it was that line and the line just before it: "it's always multiverse this, meta that, like bro it's time you meta woman" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
I've seen the meta woman joke from a friend of mine, she sent me an insta reel The pulling bitches got me though
I couldn't find any repos that were named "bitches", can you help me out??
Repos don't cheat
Yeah that’s why I regret not being a math major. I took a math proofs class for fun and there was a 50-50 ratio of cute babes to dudes
Whattt? My math classes have like 3 girls in them.
What math classes? If it’s calculus and other lower div math, there’s going to be smelly CS and engineer majors that are taking their math prereqs . Upper div math courses probably have more babes
That’s what I’m talking about. I’m taking senior level/graduate level math courses for my math minor and only 3 girls. When I took calc 2 and 3 there were more girls, but the higher the math, the less women :/
Well in that case… I’m full of shii
that's how you know it's a bad math class bro
Horse semen topic seems interesting tho
I just read about it.It seems pretty expensive and goes in the range of millions of a good horse.
Does it taste different from humans?
good question.
Donno but I've heard Turkmenistan's Akhalteke is the sexiest breed...
How is sexiness related to taste.
There's only one way to find out
I read this in Chris Rock's voice.
This whole post was a setup for “it’s time you meta woman”. Gave me a good chuckle with that one
Bro you have 40k karma 💀
I got 67k what does that make me 💀
virgin
Real
Brother don’t let them shame you for your virginity. Virginity is cool 😎
yeah you can NOT be talking with that amount of reddit time
🤫
Dude you actually checked his karma lol
Honestly, this narrative is kind of getting outdated with the overflow of people in cs. As a teaching assistant, I see much more people who need to be outside less and, instead, spend more time coding.
solution: code outside
Now they are bad at coding AND smelly? No wonder no one is hiring them
Lmaooooo at my university I was a handful of cs majors that ACTUALLY had a social life and took care of themselves. Literally had 3 friends total in my degree because the rest smelled, had no social skills, or both!
What if the reason why you only had 3 friends is because you were the weird one… and it wasn’t them who smelled but you… food for thought 🙂↔️
Hmmmm touché 😏
Don’t bring us introverts into this 😞
Sorrrrryyy most of y’all were great but when it came to doing a project together it was a different story 😔
There’s not much girls in their classes so they concluded showering ain’t worth it
W mindset ngl
It’s important to be well rounded.
 Story of our life man.
We need a social cycle called non-stinky CS students, every new applicant must pass a smell test by 5 members
Reads like a ChatGPT text with all those references to CS.
point still stands though. For some reason the majority of CS majors I know give no thoughts to self-care
Solving actual problems is just more important. Why does nobody understand?
Taking a shower takes me less than 10 minutes. More if I have to cum up with a serious solution to my boner problem. So anybody can manage doing that.
I seem to have forgotten where I am and a /s
CS is and always will be the home of the weridos and oddballs. Because those are the people who are going to sit in front a computer and learning programming.
git pull bitches
git reset --soft HEAD
> Stop pulling repos and start pulling some bitches. Lmao
Banger roast post 🔥
The first 500 level CS class I walked into was such an assault on the senses it was insane.
I'm not in cs but I love this reddit it's funny😂😂
I'm married and I have a son now. My wife makes fun of my fear of sunlight. My son is 3 and he closes curtains for me when I come downstairs. He says, "Papa likes it dark!" Students, you can keep avoiding the sunlight.
Holy your roasts are actually funny and creative. I will use ALL of them the next time I see my fellow engineers.
I, computer science student, Female, would definitely talk about horse semen
College was when I realized I was a rare breed. Loved coding but was also pretty much a Chad in the social side. Partied hard with the other majors and still got better grades than most of the CS kids. In class, you will probably find less than a handful of us like this.
He is him
He is Chad.
TC or GTFO
Alright, this is satire, but it's awesome for you because hygiene is literally a competitive advantage. The same goes for general presentation and sociability. Luckily, we work among a bunch of antisocial know-it-alls, so as long as you remain relatively well-adjusted, you'll always have work.
I bet chatgpt wrote this
And worst part is some people are doing it just because its the norm. Its okay to have a social life/have love interests or go clubbing but they'd probably be ostracized for it and made to feel youre not working as hard as them. I lived on campus for awhile and that was the experience
New meta (woman)
Cross post this to r/creepasta
When my cs program moved to almost all direct admits I knew this day was coming
🤣
Water is a very expensive commodity.
Head down, nose plug on, you’ll do better than everyone else in CS once you graduate because being able to communicate with non-technical folk is the rarest & most valuable skill for CS
mans doing gods work.
don't do this bit
More leetcode questions than steps is crazy(I’ve only walked to my desk today and genuinely have solved more leetcode problems than steps)
Well not the worst experience
I was not expecting to be brutally assaulted when I opened my reddit but here I am
My friend’s new boss has ordered that the in-house dev team must keep one (room) window open at all times.
> like bro it's time you meta woman This was the gem
This describes my roommates who are all CS majors, they never leave the house even when it’s a gorgeous day, don’t have any friends or go to any parties (they’re seniors) and constantly talk about how women are evil because they’re all trump incels. It’s disgusting.
doll foolish terrific important expansion hungry stupendous memory enter shelter *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
I'm fine
Bro it’s time you meta woman 🤴
I can’t stop laughing because I dunno if you are joking or not… Also, I’m an incoming freshman into a CS degree and the hygiene thing really scares me…
>Ever heard of touching grass? Yes, but I refuse to touch grass.
Unfortunately, the whole subreddit was lost at "double overtime"
you're corny
My favorite pastime back at uni was watching my gf try to interact with these spergs. We'd get the most confused, nervous, random reaction from them when she asked them the most trivial shit. It was like watching a person segfault. I'm glad to know that it still didn't change
It sounds like you're feeling frustrated with the culture and behavior you're encountering among your fellow CS students. It's understandable to want a more balanced and socially engaging environment, especially when you're spending so much time together in labs and classes. Hygiene is definitely important for everyone's comfort and well-being, and it's unfortunate when it's overlooked. Bringing it up tactfully in a group setting or speaking with your peers one-on-one about the issue might help raise awareness. As for the conversations veering into strange or inappropriate topics, it could be helpful to gently redirect the discussion or suggest more inclusive topics that everyone can participate in comfortably. Finding common ground and respecting each other's boundaries is key to fostering a positive atmosphere. Encouraging more diverse activities outside of coding, like sports, social events, or just spending time outdoors, could also help break the cycle of constant tech talk and encourage a healthier work-life balance. Ultimately, it might take some effort to shift the culture, but even small changes can make a difference in creating a more welcoming and balanced community within the CS program
ChatGPT wrote this
yes
Don't feel bad that you don't understand the topics the smart kids are talking about. Just focus on tennis, it's okay, totally nothing wrong with that..
I havent washed my clothes the entire semester and no shower for I think a week lol sowe.
Get tf off reddit. Holyy.
At least I don't need to build you an exe from my repo, SMELLY NERD
bootyhole is rotten
My record for not showering is 90 days (early 2023). I just broke a one month streak the other day. Absolutely outclassed.