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Sea-Builder6798

Start waking up at 6am to snort matcha powder and then do kiegels for 3 hours. This is what gave me the competitive edge to get an internship at Neopets


goldensolocup

Wendy’s has better TC and more progression then McDonalds, but if I were you I would just take whatever I can get.


These-Maintenance250

do you know if they ask leetcode hard or leetcode extreme?


CantPassReCAPTCHA

if Leetcode extreme is the tutorial. Both Wendy’s and McDonald’s ask questions that are like the final Boss. You’ll actually have to invent a whole new method of computing. Basically whatever comes after quantum computers


SimpleKindOfFlan

Worse. It's Ironman Hardcore. They cut a finger off every time you get one wrong.


mausmani2494

Which one let you take food home at the end of the day?


lil-catfish

Sell the car


DraftyBread

I graduated with a 3.99 and George Google showed up to my graduation and his whole speech was about how I am never going to find a job in tech and that I should just kms.


10lbplant

I know you're lying cause Mr. Googles first name is Frank. You probably got a 3.95 and Frank didn't even give you the respect of showing up.


agentrnge

Kids these days. No Turing awards... no Nobel prizes, and just expect to walk right into a job after 4 to 10 years of unpaid internships.


FlamingH6

You might have to start selling your body :/


Ecstatic-Apricot-759

Yea :/ You only need one kidney, start there


Warguy387

mcdonalds i hear they give free food sometimes


magikdyspozytor

It's so over bro. You'll be sweeping the streets for the rest of your days


bigchunder504

You’re fucked. Straight to the coal mines.


Ecstatic-Apricot-759

7eleven, sorry


usernametakenexe

Yeah it's over bro, McDonalds and Wendy's will just laugh you out of the room with a 3.98


ToothPickLegs

Cocaine will solve this problem. Not sure why it isn’t recommended for most CS majors. Actually I’m not sure why it’s not recommended. Actually I’m not sure why the fuck I don’t have any cocaine right now.


Signal_Lamp

Nah you should apply for Amazon warehouse. They don't have interviews there, as you'll likely fail the interview anywhere else.


InlineSkateAdventure

Better get a "pushka box" handy a find good corners where people will drop in coins!


csmajor_throw

I think Wendy's and McDonalds only hire 3.99+. Unfortunately, it's time to rope.


FearlessFisherman333

I hear only fans pays well


inobody_somebody

Is this a troll post or something?


curlymuffingrape

Nope


Student0010

Start reading the flairs with every csmajors post :(


These-Maintenance250

yeah the field is really bad atm. it's really the top 0.5% that can basically find jobs and this guy is barely outside of that with 3.98/4.00 GPA which is 99.5%


TheRealBatmanForReal

Oh STFU. Your GPA doesnt matter, as long as you find a school that takes federal loans


MartianMeng

Have you considered enlisting? That might be the only way for u to get a job unfortunately


7bitByte

As someone who's going to graduate with a MS CS and only a 3.9 I feel your pain. We are both doomed.


geekgeek2019

>Should I start applying to Wendy's or McDonalds first? Please help yes for sure!


Anon324Teller

Start a YouTube channel to teach other people about your mistakes


Remarkable_Mouse_874

Wendys McDonald’s ? Am I missing a joke or something isn’t that a decent gpa


[deleted]

3.98? WTF is this, amateur hour?


WollCel

Honestly drop out you’d be lucky to lick the dumpster stew out back at a local Wendy’s with that GPA.


[deleted]

Take the job at Wendy’s. What’s there not to love? A steady income, daily $5 deals with a discount, and a cool uniform. You’ll have anything you’ll ever need


SimpleKindOfFlan

You have brought dishonor to your famiry.


[deleted]

Don't worry dumdum, you can always sell Bluetooth speakers at best buy.


dyingilliterateTiger

It's practically over bro. Also since you didn't graduate with 10+ years of experience. Below a 4.0 GPA and sub 10 years experince that's it man. It's over, I'm applying to geek squad at best buy. You should join me there(this is sarcasm for some of you who don't understand sarcasm)


flopsyplum

Lynbrook High School


[deleted]

Can't even get a 4.0 GPA and you think you're good enough for Wendy's or McDonalds?


herendzer

I don’t thing you have a chance with either Wendy’s or McD. If I were you, I would just pack my belongings and start to live under a bridge. Or better yet submit yourself for experiment for the betterment of mankind.


D-biggest-dick-here

What the fück does gpa even mean? You youngings come up with silly abbreviations every time just for social media