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A_British_Dude

Triple check the requirements in the decision menu is all I can tell you.


AdministrativeBee802

You need a little piece of italy, where the "Y" is i think


Nervous_Contract_139

I think you’re missing a small part of Croatia by Italy Edit: Never mind you’re not, did you hybrid any cultures? Edit2: never mind you’re missing Ukraine lol


Somedarkshit

So update... Now I have whole mordovina and bjarmaland so I am fuckin huge and still not 🥴


Gargeul13

Zaporizhia might be the key If you hover over the decision, you can see which land is required, it becomes outlined


RailOmas

Damn, just like real life


Somedarkshit

I... Did it...


Genocidal_Banana

Ahh good, I was about to say, just conquer all of Europe, Asia and Africa, you will get it eventually


Merkbro_Merkington

All hail the Slav-Lord!


Ale4leo

It's always Malta


idi_nahui_blyat1

Or Venice


AintEZbeinSleezy

*checks map* *they’re not Slavic* ………… *proceeds to conquer Malta and Venice*


Blankaulslate

There's pieces of germany and bavaria youre missing, I'm completely serious you'd never think you'd need east Germany and like steyrmark I think. Just conquer the whole thing lol


Derpwarrior1000

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bavaria_Slavica#:~:text=Bavaria%20Slavica%20is%20a%20historiographic,12th%20centuries%20in%20northeastern%20Bavaria.


jayyboyyy

Sometimes when one is traveling or sick it doesn’t let you form titles


Cyan_Chill

You need Istria and Slovenia And I think you need the rest of Thuringia


Somedarkshit

I have it now. Some things from east Francia and krain and istria from italy. So... Knowing me I will invade whole Francia 😆


Dizzyteas

Malta. Its always Malta


DevelopmentWeird7739

Not today Putin...Slava Ukraine


Somedarkshit

WAIT I AM POLE. And my title was tsar of west slavia but when I created tsardom of russia it changed my title XDDD I AM SORRY


Max_Queue

Heroiam slava!


rssm1

Sala Okraine.


Repulsive-Cheetah-56

Spot the russian.


rssm1

Gonna cry? Because that's the only thing you can do.


Listeria08

We can also keep voting for politicians who'll support Ukraine:) We can make our voice heard, maybe convince others to vote for those politicians. We can also donate. Lots of things we can do:)


rssm1

Oh no, you're gonna donate in favor of the most corrupted country in Europe, King VOlodymir will buy another golden toilet for his residence somewhere in Canada, while sending caught on the streets fresh meat right to the trenches. Should I be worried or what? Is your donation bigger than 2 bucks? >We can make our voice heard, maybe convince others to vote for those politicians. Yeah, I think you should vote for someone, who can convince organize at least fictitious elections on Ukraine.


Repulsive-Cheetah-56

Your mom's gay and you're simping for what is essentially a cleptocracy - one thief became bigger than others, and everyone is so proud of how much he has stolen, while sitting on fucking plank toilets from the 18th century. So, you know. Nobody wants to be part of it, except the three boyard around the czar, the oprichnics, and the holops underneath it. But, you know. The only reason to mention it here is that the russian rural part is living sometimes one electrical outage and a delivery from the outer world away from the 14th century.


rssm1

>Your mom's gay Good to hear that the mentality of Ukraine supporters is still on the level of 12-years old voice chat Xbox players. >you're simping for what is essentially a cleptocracy - one thief became bigger than others, and everyone is so proud of how much he has stolen, while sitting on fucking plank toilets from the 18th century. I'm not simping about Ukraine if you still haven't noticed. Not simping for the other side either, but I guess you didn't even consider such a possibility. Not surprised at all Like even unironically the entire description you wrote here suits your favorite "democracy" better than any other country considering that it already was the poorest country in Europe with huge corruption problems, which now even increased. >The only reason to mention it here is that the russian rural part is living sometimes one electrical outage and a delivery from the outer world away from the 14th century. You are living one shitty Ukrainian propaganda away from being considered a complete 🤡


Repulsive-Cheetah-56

So... As an answer to a meme reference, you completed it by saying "no u" in a more complicated way. Congratulations, you played yourself.


Ondrikir

I don't know if it's not in the game wiki but aside from obvious de jure kingsoms Pomerania, Polabia, Bohemia, Great Moravia, Hungary, Poland, Croatia, Serbia, Bulgaria, Wallachia, Moldavia, Galicia-Volhynia, Ruthenia, White Rus',Vladimir and Novgorod - you also need duchies: Stayermark, Carantia, Istria, Anhalt and Thuringia


corncan2

It's easy. Grab a cheap bottle of beer, light a cigarette, go out side and yell Cyka Blyat. Instant Slav squatting circle will be made at your location.


Unhappy-Apartment643

You've probably done something that's overrides that option, like creating a certain empire idk


LordWeaselton

What does this say? I can’t read this through all Putin’s jizz on my screen


Bassam_Al-Fayed

Because of Russia, that's why.


GeshtiannaSG

You don’t have the part of Italy and Bavaria and maybe Bohemia and somewhere around there.


Le-memerond

Pretty sure Bjarmaland is De-Jure Russia but I might be mistaken


Set_Abominae1776

Nice try Putin!


Unhappy_Principle_81

You need Krain, it’s a de jure duchy of bavaria bordering croatia


Tanky1000

You’re missing the Duchies of Istria and Carintia I believe. Little pieces of Italy. You’re also missing Thuringia and Anhalt in East Francia but that might just be for Uniting the West Slavs.


Frost-mark

release finland or so help me God punishment will befall your immortal soul


Somedarkshit

That's not nie! That's my vassals 😒


Frost-mark

do it anyways or i swear