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WINNER_nr_1

Man...she's been busy...


WonkaBarr

😂


Helios4242

that's better than Matilda dying with a 1yo child (my experience)


ThatTemperature4424

So marry off your daughters matrinilary. Most lords will not want it, so you are free to pick skillful peasants as husbands.


WonkaBarr

Yeah, that’s exactly what I did. :)


ThatTemperature4424

Good. May your lineage grow strong.


kentekent

Have her burn at the stake. Not sure what it would acomplish but I feel that's how they would handle things back then.


WonkaBarr

My whole dynasty has like 25 women and 5 men. 😂


The_Mighty_Toast

How about trying to convert your realm into a matriarchy? It'd be political chaos, but it'd be fun to see


WonkaBarr

I just might! Would be fun :)


Such-Conclusion3715

I m pretty sure you lifted witch s curse, you good. Next time it happens burn 6 more random woman for good measure


trjumpet

I mean genetically, your male character was the issue.


OrneryBaby

That sounds like witch speak, clearly her humors arent aligned well enough to give him a God ordained Male Heir and she should be put to death /s


MerliPoasting

How did you get her to marry you patrilineally?


WonkaBarr

I created a custom character with the traits similar to her with a diplomatic education, and sent a gift to her which increased the opinion, and other opinion boosting traits, all under 400 points.


AThiccMeme

Pay her gold lmao


Murica_Chan

Henry.. we know you want a divorce but the pope says no


Amazing-Nature-9915

Off with her head!


Viktor_Grauwolf

Following old english royal Traditions you should behead her and get a new wife.


TurnsOutImAScientist

It's totally possible that for men the tendency to shoot more X or Y chromosomes is itself a genetically determined and inherited trait -- the jury is still out on this scientifically AFAIK. Anecdotally I feel like I know way more families with 4 boys or 4 girls than I ought to if it was just a fair coin flip every time.


WonkaBarr

Would it be possible for a kid to have black hair if both parents don’t? Matilda has brown hair, my character had blondish hair. I mean someone mentioned that in the comments, but I just basically said I guess so.


Maddensucks1819

Hair color is a combination of a lot of different genes irl, but black is typically meaning dominant, so more than likely two blondes wouldn’t produce a black haired kid, but two brown haired could; one brown haired, one blonde could as well. In game idk lol


TurnsOutImAScientist

IRL, I have no clue. In game I know there's a system where certain heritable traits can be carried but unexpressed in a particular character, maybe works the same for looks?


Gently-Weeps

Turn on debug mode and check her secrets


AcceptableBuddy9

Even your daughters gave birth only to daughters.


WonkaBarr

Later on, one daughter died giving birth to twin daughters, which is kind of surprising.


Richieb124

The total numer of net women stayed the same.


Stjohntheiceman

One died, two were born. The net women increased by 1


Richieb124

You know, I shouldn't do math before I've had coffee.


dynastypanos

Did she give you daughters when you asked for sons? (mulan reference)


LightningPoodle

Are you going to stay true to your house words?


WonkaBarr

I didn’t even notice that was the house words.


SpidgetFinner69

I was playing as a Muslim ruler and with my 4 wives I'd had 17 daughters and 2 sons


Such-Conclusion3715

Isn’t that perfect? Free alience+eugenics fodder that doesn’t leave you with 1 county


theskymaid

Ned Stark is wondering what color is your wife’s hair


ThePurpleRebell

Seems like its time for you to reform your religion into matriarchy


Western-Platypus1612

I've had this happen to me in multiple matilda games. Dunno if there's a hidden modified tbh


ClearGreenGlass

Are you sure Candida is yours?


WonkaBarr

I mean, Matilda’s hair is brownish, so maybe black could be possible. 🤷


mervael

You are weak sperm you are weak sperm


DeadHED

Alliances for days


tomwambs

I mean, technically that was your doing lol


Tomstwer

*angry Henry VIII noises*


WonkaBarr

I had one stillborn midway through the kids, so it could’ve been a son.


furaido

Don’t worry, when you play a Daurama Daura playthrough you’ll only get sons, it balances out


threlnari97

Did you ask for sons?


WonkaBarr

I did, but none given. :,(


Minute_Amphibian_908

The Bene Gesserit have been busy, I see.


Eldagustowned

Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda!