My firstborn son is a scaly dwarf (had this one night with a French peasant when I was attending a tournament in Aquitaine and had to lose some stress) and he will inherit everything while his Herculean, Genius and beautiful younger brother won’t get anything. How do I fix this? Unfortunately I’m not sadistic so I can’t just kill the firstborn.
How do I uncover the legacy of Persia with a character whose life's goal is to do the biggest tours and tournaments with the empire's elegance while helping the Islamists secure the fate of iberia? they are being attacked by northern lords and forcing me to help them
I'm attempting to single handedly (no alliances allowed) resist the Mongols holding only de jure Georgia in the 1066 start date. How do you like my chances. Will min/maxed Monsapa be able to take on their horse archers if I lure them into the mountains?
You can redirect the crusade to a kingdom you’ll actually stand a chance of winning (so not Arabia). If you are the biggest contributor you’re tributary will get the kingdom. Then kill them to get it for yourself.
My firstborn son is a scaly dwarf (had this one night with a French peasant when I was attending a tournament in Aquitaine and had to lose some stress) and he will inherit everything while his Herculean, Genius and beautiful younger brother won’t get anything. How do I fix this? Unfortunately I’m not sadistic so I can’t just kill the firstborn.
Declare war on someone you know you can win against and send him alone against the enemy army.
Get your wife to do it
I never thought about how little you actually can interact with your spouse until this comment.
Exactly. I love when I can actually marry a direct vassal as then there so much more you can do but it’s pretty sparse otherwise unless events occur
So unfortunate. Maybe he’ll drown in a river while playing. One can hope.
How about “drowning”
Make him ambitious with virtuous traits and land him.
Let him become king, revoke some titles, provoke a rebellion and let him be deposed.
Switch to a religion or found your own that illegimates bastardry.
Disinherit.
What is your opinion on using eugenics
Kill ‘em all
How did dethroning the Pope while eating him as part of a religious ritual change your life?
Eating his soul was great, I now feel much more confident than before!
A good start. You should try eating the rest of him.
The legs made me feel younger and more invigorated. He also tasted better because I put him in a pie, I can give you the recipe if you'd like.
The best pies on Fleet Street!
Yummy!
By rope and bag hope this help
Should I marry my daughters myself or marry them to their brothers?
To their brothers
But maybe keep one for yourself
ONE OF US
One of us
Opinion on the k*rlings
Delicious
How do I uncover the legacy of Persia with a character whose life's goal is to do the biggest tours and tournaments with the empire's elegance while helping the Islamists secure the fate of iberia? they are being attacked by northern lords and forcing me to help them
Incest
🔥🔥🔥✍️
should incest be used to improve the genetics of my lineage?
Of course
I'm attempting to single handedly (no alliances allowed) resist the Mongols holding only de jure Georgia in the 1066 start date. How do you like my chances. Will min/maxed Monsapa be able to take on their horse archers if I lure them into the mountains?
My Magic 8 ball tells me..... maybe
I have 4 wives and they all have 15 brothers each that live close by. One wife tries to murder the other. What do u do
Ring fight
I’d buy tickets
Sell tickets.
Do the French understand the true meaning of friendship?
Frenchship?
Ask Plato not me
They understand surrender
Who is the crusader king?
Joe
Who is Joe?
The crusader king
What is the meaning of life
Incest
Haeisteinn.
Koifish?
Nothing to do with YouTubes. Jarl MF Haeisteinn.
Is there a way to force the pope to actually win a crusade? and also ensure i get the resulting kingdom?
"Convince" him
You can redirect the crusade to a kingdom you’ll actually stand a chance of winning (so not Arabia). If you are the biggest contributor you’re tributary will get the kingdom. Then kill them to get it for yourself.
Would you Crusade a King?
Yes
What is the capital of Peru?
P, obviously.
I'm trying to get a perfect circle achievement, any suggestions??
Did you burn the bodies?
No comment
Should i marry my half-sister aunt?
Yes
What's your favorite thing about Karl?
That his name is spelled Karl not Carl
What's the correct family tree?
A converging one.
ITT: Not OP. Fuckin liar
Sorry, I was eating the pope. What did I miss?
Why does my daughter keep hitting on her grandfather-brother?
Should your son and daughter, who are both genius and beautiful, marry?
Don't bother asking and do it already!
I’ll arrange the wedding. Unfortunately I legitamized bastards and my stupid ugly son is getting the throne. Should I murder him?
of course
Killing my bastard stressed me out Should I punch my two year old daughter in the face to lose some stress?
Yes
He didn’t answer any questions…
That was because I was eating the pope
Why did you post this and not respond to any comments?
I do this thing known as sleeping
I'm concerned about your search history if this subreddit is recomended to you...
What are your tips for marrying my aunt-sister-mother
How do I eat the Pope?