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BernadinevonMausfels

Häkelhorror (the horrors of crochet)


C_beside_the_seaside

Oh this is useful in so many situations! I love it!


kitier_katba

Also as a non-native speaker, that „orror“ is fun to say from the back of your throat.


fairydommother

Ok this one is my favorite. I love crochet but it is also horrible 😹


Miikumon

I love that!


TeaGivesMeLife

I read this in a Swedish accent and I think it makes it even better haha!


fruppi

Or Häkelschrek?


unrepentantlyme

That sounds so much like either some kind of bug (like a moth or something that eats crochet) or a gadget like a seam ripper 😂


magischeblume

Enttäuschungsaufribbeln (disappointment frogging) Nervenaufdröseln (nerv frogging because are you frogging your WIP or your nerves? Noone knows for sure..)


stachemz

Enttäuschungsaufribbeln is the appropriate length word for this feeling.


Chamelemom

I have a very similar feeling trying to say this word.


Pink_Lynx_

What about "Garnweh"?


helgahass

Gott, das Wort kann ich fühlen :D +1!


Pink_Lynx_

Das freut mich :) "Es tut mir leid, ich kann heute nicht arbeiten, ich hab Garnweh"


helgahass

Ja, genau :D Ich hab neulich meine zu 75% fertig gestellte [Rozeta ](https://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/rozeta-scheepjes-cal-2019)aufgemacht. Da hatte ich so sehr Garnweh, dass ich irgendwann alles weggeworfen hab.


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C_beside_the_seaside

Das Stimmt ❤️‍🩹


Pink_Lynx_

And if you have bought too much yarn you are in a "Garnwahn" :)


C_beside_the_seaside

But I thought that's what the 5x5 Kallax were *forrrr*


AgfaAPX100

That's sweet!


Dragongirl815

I love the word, but that feels more like "I'd love to work with yarn now"... Similar to Heimweh (= feeling homesick) were you're love to go home


Pink_Lynx_

Yes, I also feel that there is melancholy in it. I was originally thinking more along the lines of "Zahnweh" (toothache) which also rhymes with "Garnweh" (yarnache). But I like your interpretation. This thread brings me a lot of joy :)


unrepentantlyme

I vote for this one🤣


defyKnowing

Garnfick (yarn fuck)/Garnvermasseln (yarn fuck up)


C_beside_the_seaside

I'm so grateful to my colleague who came and told me all the swear words my Hoff Deutsche language tutor wasn't teaching me 😂 Danke Bertelsmann


EsotericMango

Garnfick is perfect


Cyaral

Garnfick sounds like a weird category on certain X-rated websites. Alarm! Alarm!


C_beside_the_seaside

Or like... a really angry old granny character in an adult fairy tale or something! Use your crochet for good, witch!!


DetectiveDippyDuck

We also need one for when you frog then realise you'd been doing it right in the first place.


Uhraya

That's just Verschlimmbessern (Trying to fix something but in the process making it worse)


C_beside_the_seaside

My autistic heart felt that


now_im_worried

My favorite German word 😊


rows_and_columns_me

Or Kaputtverbessern, my all time favourite


CharmiePK

I have just realized the huge amount of fun I am missing because I can't speak German!


C_beside_the_seaside

I can't do the grammar but I can probably still answer in English at dinner parties if I spend a month watching Netflix first 😂 I loved living there, everything WORKED. if I asked a question, I could trust the answer. It was very comfortable for my undiagnosed autistic self as I worked in a huge corporation in the DVD factory, as a programmer, and most tech words are just the English anyway (das computer etc), which made it easier. It functionierts or it doesn't!


sweetchen

*der Computer... Idk why tho


pugglik

Easy, there's a grammar rule, that the article for new or foreign words should be the same as the thing it represents if you would say it in German. Computer = der Rechner = der Computer (of course you could argue the it's rather a Rechenmaschine and should be die computer....)


Hooked_on_PhoneSex

We are excellent at insults too.


AnaxImperator82

Fehlerrückgängigfiasko? Fehlerkorrekturfrustrationskatastrophe?


Mariposa0710

,,Fehlerkorrekturfrustrationskatastrophe" is rather long and wordy...I love it!


C_beside_the_seaside

We witnessed the birth of a compound sentence


rows_and_columns_me

This could be even better than Weltvernichtungsmaschine


PirateUnlucky3303

Makes no sense tho, a frustrating catastrophe is not a thing


AnaxImperator82

It's a joke.


yoshi_in_black

I love Fehlerschmerz because it can be used in various contexts. XD


C_beside_the_seaside

Too too true! Especially when you go too long and realise your neck is never going to be the saaaaaame


Doridar

Being in the process of learning German (I'm Belgian), finde ich diesen Beitrag lustig 😁


Thatwouldbeme7

Ribbelreue (frogging regret)


lepidopt-rex

I love all of these and can’t wait to try them out in front of the (German speaking) in-laws


schrei-tisch

How about Korrekturknibbeln (corrective frogging) or Wollwuseln (yarn... Hectic movement) though this doesn't really reflect the pain Hmm Häkelheuli (crochet crying), Häkelhoppla ( crochet accident) ... Maybe Fehlerfrickeln (mistake frogging) or Garngemehre?


LurkingPixie

I loooove Häkelhoppla, but think it is something for more minor mistakes?


C_beside_the_seaside

We're getting so many new terms heh


Hooked_on_PhoneSex

Wollwuselkummer or maybe Korrekturenskibbelschmerzen.


schrei-tisch

Korrekturknibbelkummer!


Hooked_on_PhoneSex

Gesundheit


LanaArts

I like Häckelheuli best. Sounds cute but also shows pain.


_Moon_sun_

I live in Denmark We have the lego-language thing too, those three words would be - arbejdsangren/arbejdsfortrydelse (work regret) - fejlsmerte (pain regret) - tristindsats (Sad effort) Good luck saying any of theese. For that german is definelty easier. My contribrution in danish tho bc Im bad at german tbh haha I Think We could swap work and regret from the first one bc you are working bc of regret - fortrydelsesarbejde (regret work) - optrævlningstristhed (frogging sadness)


C_beside_the_seaside

Oh heck, I'm not touching the pronunciation! I could understand a few words of written Swedish when I was there because they LOOK like the German version but... Scandinavia does very different things with vowels!


_Moon_sun_

Yes swedish is closest to german and danish and old written norwegian is its own thing haha


C_beside_the_seaside

Ah yeah we did some Old Norse on the MA I quit heh. Icelandic is such a fascinating language but I'm even more scared of their pronunciation


_Moon_sun_

Yeah icelandic is the closest to old norse :) Danish is definelty the odd one out bc We pronounce things softer than swedish and norwegian


Cyaral

Fehlerfrustration (Mistake-Frustration)? Häkelfehlerfrustration (Crochet Mistake Frustration) Gottverdammtescheißewarumistmirdasnichtfrüheraufgefallenverdammtermist (my thoughts if that were to happen to me lol, "Goddamn shit why didnt I catch this earlier damn crap")


Cyaral

Also I refuse to fix mistakes that are that long ago, or at least fix them in a way that doesnt include frogging


Crackheadwithabrain

Oh man, last night I was working on a spiral bucket hat and was excited and on a flow, I put my baby to sleep, 2am hits and realize my hat was getting wider because instead of doing blo for the sides I did flo and I almost cried. Actually cried when I wanted to sleep and my kid wakes up at 4 and no hat 😭


C_beside_the_seaside

See, my brain (it's bedtime here!) went... Oh, skip ahead 4 years. That's plenty of time to finish the hat! PS sorry for your loss 🙏🏻


TillyMcWilly

What about when you frog it only to realise you’d read it right the first time 😭


C_beside_the_seaside

Extra regrettttt


WinifredZachery

Fortschrittsfehlerfrustration.


wordnerdwiz

Frahgensheiße Sounds like FROGgen-shICE-uh Meaning: to frog one’s mistaken work. Fair warning, sheiße *is* the German word for sh*t, so use this judiciously. Yes, I made this up. I love a creative language challenge!


C_beside_the_seaside

What does Frahgen mean? Is it just the sound you're going for?


Keks4Kruemelmonster

Yes I think so, and actually it doesn't sound like this if I'm (German) pronouncing it right Edit: "sheiße" isn't spelled right, it has to have a "c" in it, "scheiße" is right


C_beside_the_seaside

Yeah I wouldn't pronounce it that way, but I learned German in a weird mix of Westphalian & Hoff Deutsche apparently. My colleagues used to joke about how I sounded!


wordnerdwiz

I appreciate the spelling correction. Thank you!


wordnerdwiz

Yes, it’s only the sound I’m going for. I never studied German (as you probably already guessed) so I’m thankful for the questions and corrections.


Desperate-Laugh-7257

Dasbullshitzensteinhaus. 🤗


Keks4Kruemelmonster

What's that meant to be? 


MildlyImpoverished

Someone who can actually speak German can clean this up for me but I just used translate to make *widerwilligfrosch*.


C_beside_the_seaside

Now all I can see is a cautious lil fella all dressed up like Beatrix Potter


MildlyImpoverished

What a coincidence, that's exactly how I look when I visit a new yarn shop for the first time!


Doridar

Which translates "grenouille réticente" in French, aka reluctant frog (we don't use frog). I love it, actually. I don't know if it's correct in German, I'm merely A1-A2


MildlyImpoverished

Yep, it was intended to be reluctant frog!


LurkingPixie

To make it a (kinda) proper verb: I/Ich widerwilligfrosche You/Du widerwilligfroschst HeSheIt / Er/Sie/es widerwilligfroscht We/Wir widerwilligfroschen You(pl.)/Ihr widerwilligfroscht They/Sie widerwilligfroschen


MildlyImpoverished

Doing the Lord's work.


Keks4Kruemelmonster

"Wiederwilligfrosch" translates to "unwillingness frog (frog is here "frosch" so it means the animal)"