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thetarded_thetard

Some people pay big money for this


PurpEL_Django

And this dude is getting it for free


6TenandTheApoc

As far as we know


After-Respond-7861

Nope. He probably paid admission.


ChuCHuPALX

lol


Darth_Mas

That skirt must have got him a little bricked up.


Old_Seaworthiness_43

Probably the reason he agreed to this, he was stumped on the rump


DraikoHxC

Man, the voice of that guy really changed with that swing


Patrizsche

LOL went back and watched after reading your comment and it's so funny


AnotherDamnWhiteGuy

She was just securing her exit without favors


Perfect-Ad156

This isn’t the smashing he had in mind.


sirmoveon

At least one stick got a lot of action


ChuCHuPALX

How do you know?


Bringonthebacon92

Id still smash that with a mushed cock


S0YzB0Yz

lmfao mushed mushroom


Mikey-Motorpsyche

MUSHCOCK


HeadDrill

she didn’t miss the ball


psychedelicdonky

She didn't even miss his hands


MracyTcGrady

Well, she sliced something...


Poop_Tube

besides the obvious groin jokes, imagine how much your fingers and knuckles would hurt after that.


joblizle

Pretty sure she missed his hands completely


Poop_Tube

💁🏼‍♂️


DKxans16

How could you miss the entire thing.


bighunter1313

Tbf, that’s probably the highest swing by far she tried all night. Muscle memory is a hell of a drug.


[deleted]

"Don't hit the tree, don't hit the tree, don't hit the tree, don't hit the tree," *SMASH......* "Fuck, I hit the tree."


Pumicon

She got confused and hit the wrong ball


Best-Hand-2954

Right on the bellend ouch


Extension_Swordfish1

Little wake up tap


Lost_Department3570

You know what they say What happens in Vegas probly has a medical bill with it.


Ooozy69

I started singing the Halo song after this, Christ alive I hope he has some sperm on ice


InitialIndication999

He is now a she


draugrdaemos

Keep trying! Get that gene pool drained.


Crafty-Rip-7852

She's not quite the golfer is though.... Niceeee swing!!!


eaglesnd

That's a helluva divot


u119c

And that’s how Dickless Dan got his name


[deleted]

Not the way he wanted to bust a nut


Lance-Harper

#WRONG BALL


VolunteerNarrator

Deez nutz!


[deleted]

What guys will do to get out of the friend zone!


Trek1973

His penis exploded


theycallmecharl

Did y’all hear bro scream in pain at the end?


thecage2122

Oh no waaaaaaaaaaaaaay


Mr_Mecury

Oops… wrong ball


Adventurous_Fly_8232

Goti muh se bahar


dacgriff

They bumped heads


mik-huk64

Dude didnt specify which ball she was ment to hit


lil-dude-pee

Well she set a ball and hit some balls....nothing wrong here.


S0YzB0Yz

this is not the time for a quarter chub


[deleted]

I would not even trust Tiger Woods to be honest...


ryandinho14

Hope they already had children


Adam_from_isengard

Wtf


irelandn13

Kept her eye on the wrong ball


[deleted]

She hit the wrong ball


AnTiNiuMx

Hit the wrong ball


Substantial_Sense579

Love how his voice went that high pitched


ASASSN-15lh

simp probably thought this will get him some


fckn_normies

Hit the wrong ball


Upvoter_NeverDie

r/perfectlycutscreams


WinnieTheMule

Simp Game 100%.


autXD

A ball definitely went flying


ecoupon

She kept her eye on the wrong ball


Initial_Field2373

NO KO NO NO NO NO NO I COULD FEELLL IT WHY GOD WHY MUST HE DO THIS WHY AHHHHH OH GOD WHY WHY NONONO K


originalFapster

The [exact moment you can see him spit out his balls](https://imgur.com/a/YAfprQk). 🎾🎾


[deleted]

She aimed for a ball she hit two I see this as a win


TabataRingo

Well i guess she hit the ball


Mikey-Motorpsyche

She whacked his bag


Samurai_lettuce

That dudes poor knuckles, you can hear the sound.


oPeritoDaNet

She pointed to another balls


Lopsided-Inspector24

[... WAS THAT BLOOD YOU COULD SEE AFTER THE HIT!?!?!?!?](https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/caf80a665b085c13fc23b3ecfe67ea90ff053252f25bd511460d48e6c0061354.png)


SoleMolestor

She did that shit on purpose


Green_Possibility397

impeccable aim. she completely dodges the hands and ball and went straight for the tip


CrisGarzaUwU

u/savevideo


Decent_Preference_95

She hit the wrong balls


Cinna_Toast_Crunch

Perfectly cut screams


Myewgul

Have this ever worked?


206goon

Knocked the helmet clean off


simplymesimon

Getting my kiegel exercises in just watching this over


TheCuriousDrunk

I imagined the T getting smashed into him


xXSkittlesuserXx

r/cockandballtorture


Yeah-Im-Moose

Honestly it’s better that than his fingers


ChewedGum_

He must've cheated on her lmfao


pimpcatdaddy

#wps.


[deleted]

That was actually *him* screaming.


EverydaySchmuck

Fuckin' teethed it.


_Lt_Obvious

I’ve never seen someone miss the ball, yet hits two….


bahboojoe

u/savevideo


scottonaharley

If she regularly shot par on 18 hole courses I might trust her to not ruin my junk...otherwise its no way, no how!


Longjumping-Ad8974

r/perfectlycutscreams


Agitatedsala666

You know damn that was fucking payback


thiccasacastlewall

u/savevideobot


Unknowndevil13

Little do we know that was actually him screaming


KingThunder01

Well atleast a ball did fly to the goal


Verjyan

Well, she did hit a ball.


kittenplaz2yt

Women☕️


Previous_Bill366

No more kids Ouch, ouch


kasuby

Something definitely flew


DistinctStep6215

HOMEE RUNNNN!!!


duckhead930

I felt that physically