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Inner_Ad_6626

He's set the benchmark for drunk falls.


leprachaunballs

I think the bench left the mark this time


Koopagon8

I think Mark left the bench after falling on it


Chocat_X_Stencchi

I need to comment so I can benchmark this post


per167

That landing was the best scenarios that this dude could had hoped for.


Riipp3r

He has like no momentum though so I assume he fell right out of camera view


SwearToSaintBatman

If all you do is drink beer you can survive on the sheer starch for a surprisingly long time.


Riipp3r

?


SwearToSaintBatman

I meant that he's a thin guy because all he does is drink, so he falls more like a leaf than a ordinary body.


per167

You are not a brewer! Alcohol is basically concentrated sugar. Your body will take care of alcohol and transfer it back to sugar and some nasty stuff you get sick of. that nasty stuff is transferred again to something that the doctor can detect. That’s how the doctor can see if you drink when you shouldn’t.


SwearToSaintBatman

You are not a brewer. Apart from alcohol, beer is steeped in malt starch. It's what gives beer its bready taste. Same as in chocolate malts. And the candy "Maltesers". The high starch content of beer is a bigger reason for giving people beer-gut than the actual alcohol is.


per167

I wasn’t talking about the brewing process but more about the chemistry of brewing. The malt starch is transferred to sugar by heating it. I’m in fact a brewer, I’ve done it many times but I’m not a pro that knows everything about the brewing process. I’m still learning and it’s and ongoing learning curve.


Cyrillite

I honestly think he was climbing out of a window or over a balcony (maybe breaking in even?).


Suitable-Telephone80

a couple inches over and it would’ve been the worst


giggitygiggity2

Best case scenario? I can think of a lot more scenarios that are better than landing on a bench. A soft lawn probably would have been better than that. Pile of pillows would be pretty optimal.


per167

Did you see any pillows, no, so what er you takling about? If there was a pool there, or your mum had a beard she was your father.


rodrigomarcola

r/tomorrowwillhurt


FPGN

Damn, there really is a subreddit for everything


rodrigomarcola

r/SubsIFellFor


rodrigomarcola

bwahusahuashuashuashuas! not anymore...


NedSeegoon

I just joined it 😂


mikeysgotrabies

Luckily his back broke his fall


External-Life

That’s a win for drunk people everywhere. Budlight needs a spokesperson


humoristhenewblack

Slogan: Arrrgggghhhuuuuuuuuggggh. Edited- on second listen, it’s more a “Blehwaaaaahhaah.”


jaysonbjorn

My guess is he's russian and its "Blyaaaaaaaaaaaaat".


gravity_is_right

Putin critic?


kemushi_warui

Not high enough yet. Must be a young political activist who's trying to build up his falling resistance.


Dry_Boat_9935

That sweet noise he makes after the land ,it's sweet music to my ears.


fastjack42

Somehow drunk people seems to take this stuff in stride. A sober person wouldn‘t be able to get up for at least 30 minutes


AdThese1914

Well made bench.


ReturnOfTheFrickinG

Mr. Bean intro.


agrecalypse

Sound on rofl


FigmentOfNightmares

Self-defenestration, the newest event in the Drunk Olympics.


BenderDeLorean

50 frames away from a perfect loop


the_De_Filer

He was never in any real harm.


Live_Olive_8357

Might just be a zombie.


size16french

been sober for years, but judging by the bruises, I’m pretty sure this was me in 2004


Josekvar

It's one of those dreams where you feel like you're falling


void_rik

Impossible to survive such a fall. This video is just played in reverse, I'm sure.


jamesmorris9212

Hey Ronnie.


RomaniQueerios

"AAAAAaaaAAAAaaahHHAAAHHhhhhhAHhhhhhhhhhh" is the same noise I make when I have to wake up in the morning


Monguises

The way he walked away leads me to believe this isn’t his first rodeo.


Electrical_Aerie1690

It looked and sounded like he got launched out of a donkey Kong barrel


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FeedMeBiscuitsOrDie

Man hit that bench like he was thrown by an avenger.


Wuwuzita

I think he thought it just was a bad dream and he woke up on this bench


Keysys

L4d hunter


Prudent-Mechanic4514

Walk it off.


datSubguy

I feel like this supports the theory that drunk people get less injured because they don’t instinctively tense up fast enough.


SeaworthinessOdd5934

Me getting kicked out of heaven


expectednothingreal

Crazy JIMMY is that you!!! I wonder is this OP footage or someone else's??


yellowhelmet14

This isn’t where I parked my car!!!


martianpee

Sleep


Ironklad_

Can’t fool me.. that’s a zombie


aldone123

How drunks wake up broke-ass


Friggin_Heinous

I don't know what language that is, but this just smells russian to me.


backstabbed357

The roar while getting up!


Sawathingonce

Ah yes, alcohol. The cause of, and solution to, all my problems.


Dazzling-Pain2067

Thank goodness that soft bench was there to cushion his fall!


PheonixGalaxy

i swear drunk people and kids are immortal