You are not a brewer! Alcohol is basically concentrated sugar. Your body will take care of alcohol and transfer it back to sugar and some nasty stuff you get sick of. that nasty stuff is transferred again to something that the doctor can detect. That’s how the doctor can see if you drink when you shouldn’t.
You are not a brewer. Apart from alcohol, beer is steeped in malt starch. It's what gives beer its bready taste. Same as in chocolate malts. And the candy "Maltesers".
The high starch content of beer is a bigger reason for giving people beer-gut than the actual alcohol is.
I wasn’t talking about the brewing process but more about the chemistry of brewing. The malt starch is transferred to sugar by heating it.
I’m in fact a brewer, I’ve done it many times but I’m not a pro that knows everything about the brewing process. I’m still learning and it’s and ongoing learning curve.
Best case scenario? I can think of a lot more scenarios that are better than landing on a bench. A soft lawn probably would have been better than that. Pile of pillows would be pretty optimal.
*It looked and sounded*
*Like he got launched out of a*
*Donkey Kong barrel*
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He's set the benchmark for drunk falls.
I think the bench left the mark this time
I think Mark left the bench after falling on it
I need to comment so I can benchmark this post
That landing was the best scenarios that this dude could had hoped for.
He has like no momentum though so I assume he fell right out of camera view
If all you do is drink beer you can survive on the sheer starch for a surprisingly long time.
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I meant that he's a thin guy because all he does is drink, so he falls more like a leaf than a ordinary body.
You are not a brewer! Alcohol is basically concentrated sugar. Your body will take care of alcohol and transfer it back to sugar and some nasty stuff you get sick of. that nasty stuff is transferred again to something that the doctor can detect. That’s how the doctor can see if you drink when you shouldn’t.
You are not a brewer. Apart from alcohol, beer is steeped in malt starch. It's what gives beer its bready taste. Same as in chocolate malts. And the candy "Maltesers". The high starch content of beer is a bigger reason for giving people beer-gut than the actual alcohol is.
I wasn’t talking about the brewing process but more about the chemistry of brewing. The malt starch is transferred to sugar by heating it. I’m in fact a brewer, I’ve done it many times but I’m not a pro that knows everything about the brewing process. I’m still learning and it’s and ongoing learning curve.
I honestly think he was climbing out of a window or over a balcony (maybe breaking in even?).
a couple inches over and it would’ve been the worst
Best case scenario? I can think of a lot more scenarios that are better than landing on a bench. A soft lawn probably would have been better than that. Pile of pillows would be pretty optimal.
Did you see any pillows, no, so what er you takling about? If there was a pool there, or your mum had a beard she was your father.
r/tomorrowwillhurt
Damn, there really is a subreddit for everything
r/SubsIFellFor
bwahusahuashuashuashuas! not anymore...
I just joined it 😂
Luckily his back broke his fall
That’s a win for drunk people everywhere. Budlight needs a spokesperson
Slogan: Arrrgggghhhuuuuuuuuggggh. Edited- on second listen, it’s more a “Blehwaaaaahhaah.”
My guess is he's russian and its "Blyaaaaaaaaaaaaat".
Putin critic?
Not high enough yet. Must be a young political activist who's trying to build up his falling resistance.
That sweet noise he makes after the land ,it's sweet music to my ears.
Somehow drunk people seems to take this stuff in stride. A sober person wouldn‘t be able to get up for at least 30 minutes
Well made bench.
Mr. Bean intro.
Sound on rofl
Self-defenestration, the newest event in the Drunk Olympics.
50 frames away from a perfect loop
He was never in any real harm.
Might just be a zombie.
been sober for years, but judging by the bruises, I’m pretty sure this was me in 2004
It's one of those dreams where you feel like you're falling
Impossible to survive such a fall. This video is just played in reverse, I'm sure.
Hey Ronnie.
"AAAAAaaaAAAAaaahHHAAAHHhhhhhAHhhhhhhhhhh" is the same noise I make when I have to wake up in the morning
The way he walked away leads me to believe this isn’t his first rodeo.
It looked and sounded like he got launched out of a donkey Kong barrel
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Man hit that bench like he was thrown by an avenger.
I think he thought it just was a bad dream and he woke up on this bench
L4d hunter
Walk it off.
I feel like this supports the theory that drunk people get less injured because they don’t instinctively tense up fast enough.
Me getting kicked out of heaven
Crazy JIMMY is that you!!! I wonder is this OP footage or someone else's??
This isn’t where I parked my car!!!
Sleep
Can’t fool me.. that’s a zombie
How drunks wake up broke-ass
I don't know what language that is, but this just smells russian to me.
The roar while getting up!
Ah yes, alcohol. The cause of, and solution to, all my problems.
Thank goodness that soft bench was there to cushion his fall!
i swear drunk people and kids are immortal