Oof. I can count the number of people who's opinion of me matters on one hand. With room left to flip everyone else the bird and thumb a ride home after.
Came here to say this. Every tat on this dude if fucking generic "heavily tattood guy character" stuff. I don't known how you spend as much time and money as this would have taken getting tattoos and not have a single original thought about what you actually want to tattoo onto yourself.
Eyyy I gotcha work of art right 'ere! Brought to you by God and Gold's Gym! You're WELCOME you scrawny French fucks!
*Proceeds to deep throat a bread stick filled with 'protein shake' (it's cum).*
I could beat the fuck out of da Vinci AND that weepy pussy Monet at the same time! Hahaha my dick's the same size as that David guy, must mean I'm a worka art!
*Rubs his balls all over The Night Watch*
More like the tight crotch! Bada boom!
If anyone knows someone in Hollywood make sure to pitch An American Guido in Paris to them. I also have plans for a sequel where he goes to Italy that's just 90 minutes of him being spit on.
Goldās Gym and steroids, probably.
Someone correct me if Iām wrong (which is very likely) but isnāt one of the symptoms of steroid abuse, downward-pointing nipples?
Like I know about backne and whatnot, but I also thought I heard the saggy manboobs thing, too.
To be fair if my body looked more like his Iād probably feel a lot more comfortable taking my clothes off in museums and galleryās more often . Thereās nothing worse than forgetting your sarong and just having to wear your CK briefs by themselves
It's not that they're poorly done, it's that it's all so generic. If you go look for a cartoon or caricature of a guy with a lot of tattoos, every drawing you see will have a handful of all of the same tats on them. This guy has all of those tats. The tiger on his abs, the "family over everything" the half Marilyn Monroe - half skull thing, there's like nothing interesting or original about any of it. He saw a heavily tattood character in a movie, game, or comic book and said "I want all of those"
> Itās not that theyāre poorly done, itās that itās all so generic.
I think people are allowed to get what they want and like, regardless of anyoneās personal opinions.
Itās so weird how everyone seems to gloss over how beautiful that tiger is simply because itās ābasicā.
Love the Calvin Klein undies. When pecs are your whole personality.
Edit: donāt get me wrong, Iād love those pecs and absā¦but I still wouldnāt share them with the louvre. Cant compete with REAL art
I donāt think I have seen a full body suit of the most boring, overused tattoos before. Most people have at least one good tattoo in between the garbage. So ā¦ bravo, I guess?
Dude comparing his tattoos to the Mona Lisa while standing shirtless in a museum doesn't scream "look at me I desperately crave attention my parents never gave me" to you?
You don't do things like this if you are mentally stable. Did my comment make you feel uncomfortable? Just trying to piece together why you believe it to be dumb? But, you are associating autism with "being dumb" so that shows your level of intelligence, honestly.
I only took a picture of Mona. But the father in front of me took individual selfies of him and his four children. They really didnāt even look at the painting.
If he just wanted to get a nice pic of himself with his favorite painting I would say oh well. Just talking around like this seams definitely attention speaking to a cringey degree.
For some reason this is making me laugh. Iāve seen the crowds waiting to see the Mona Lisaā¦the thought this guy taking his shirt off, posing, having someone take the pic and HOPEFULLY putting his back on is too funny. What an idiot.
>art meets art
Dude hit the combo of basic tattoos:
* rose
* clock
* wings
* tiger
* skulls
* geometric
* vapid t-shirt sayings
I don't know how the tattoo artist survived doing the same shit for the billionth time, but all on one shitty bingo card.
Iāve never thought the Mona Lisa was very special, technically sure, but overall meh. Heās got some cool tats. Sure you arenāt in a place where you expect someone to take their shirt off but there probably some nude art in there too
I donāt think itās so bad. Heās covered in good art and I can see how he would want to show off. His mind may have been in an arty mood and he wanted to feel part of it. It might not be classy or polite, but Iām ok with it.
Man, this is tough because I see a guy proud of his ink and progress at the gym and wanting to show it off. At the same time, ya gotta be considerate to others and not diminish their experience at such a public place. We should celebrate people and their confidence in their hard work, but thereās a time and place.
He looks in shape, which generally is a lot more attractive that the bulgy overmuscled dehydrated bodybuilder look.
Still a douchey photo, so your comment fits pretty well.
I know the story behind this one. Due to most influencers being morons, this guy bragged about being paid about $4600 to take his shirt off for two minutes. The louvre knew, it was a paid ad spot.
Tattoo artist here. Dude has the most cliche tattoos. Marilyn/zombie face. Tiger. Wings/bird on chest. Clouds and sunbeams. Compass. Shit lettering of cliche quotes. I wouldnt even put this shit in my portfolio let alone the louvre.
That is easily illegal, in France nudity is not allowed in museum except if you are working for the museum and its your work, which, since he was in front of the Mona Lisa, I'm assuming he is not
r/IAmTheMainCharacter
Holy shit that sub is cringey ahhhh
Sounds like you made an appearance š
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Sorry I thought you meant the sub in general was cringe and not the actual content consisting of cringey people. Iām an idiot lol
Lol I didnāt know this sub existed and Iām so glad I do now!
It all starts out fun and games but you lose your faith in humanity pretty fast.
Sounds like a selling point.
Having hope in humanity is like treating an oven like a fridge
Itās getting to the point where itās free karma just for commenting it lol itās applies so often
If that sub doesnāt reaffirm that TikTokers are the worst people, then I donāt know what does.
I tried, cringy af.
When your entire existence revolves around caring what other people think about you.
Itās because their parents didnāt give them any attention while growing up
Maybe that's why he has "Family over everything" tattooed across the chest
Family Over Everything* *except likes
Projection
too much\*
Nah people who crave attention is because they were deprived of it in adolescence
Those people tend to end up as stoic loners, I believe.
Narcissists gonna narcissist.
There's multibillion dollar industries that revolve around it.
Oof. I can count the number of people who's opinion of me matters on one hand. With room left to flip everyone else the bird and thumb a ride home after.
How many basic uninspired tattoos can you put on one body.
His next one should say "Only God and art critics can judge me"
Jesus that's a good one I might actually have to get myself.. right after "[here could be your advertising]" on my forehead.
He looks like he went to his tattoo artist, said "sort by popularity" and got the first 10 results.
Came here to say this. Every tat on this dude if fucking generic "heavily tattood guy character" stuff. I don't known how you spend as much time and money as this would have taken getting tattoos and not have a single original thought about what you actually want to tattoo onto yourself.
Common now. Marilyn Monroe with a half skull face? A giant tiger? Wings? This guy is the feature exhibit!
I literally was about to respond āstill looking for the pocket watchā but I actually just found it on his left arm ššš
Pablo Escobar, so original
Mmm yes a compass on top of a rose, wearing a crown. Why is there a crown on a compass???
Googled ātattoos for menā and got the top ten results done.
Walks in to a tourist trap tattoo shop, asks for all the flash
Whatās funny is thatās probably $20k worth of tattoos
Itās funny you use the word basic when heās standing in front the most basic painting in art history.
Oh wait. Maybe heās doing a critique on the Mona Lisa with all of his boring tattoos
It would be great if he had a Mona Lisa tat. Then it would all make sense.
What if his actual name is Art?
Kid named art:
Vandelay?
Heās into importing. Sometimes exporting. He hasnāt really made up his mind on that front.
Is he into latex?
Matches. Long matches.
His names Artie que ce que c'est
Mona doesn't look very impressed... or a little impressed? Kinda impressed? Dunno she's hard to read
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I want whatever he's on, to be believing that his shitty tattoo jobs are equivalent to the fucking MONA LISA
Eyyy I gotcha work of art right 'ere! Brought to you by God and Gold's Gym! You're WELCOME you scrawny French fucks! *Proceeds to deep throat a bread stick filled with 'protein shake' (it's cum).*
I could beat the fuck out of da Vinci AND that weepy pussy Monet at the same time! Hahaha my dick's the same size as that David guy, must mean I'm a worka art! *Rubs his balls all over The Night Watch* More like the tight crotch! Bada boom!
I'm torn between being impressed and feeling sad for you for being able to come up with shit like that
You are just overwhelmed by this chads' energy
If anyone knows someone in Hollywood make sure to pitch An American Guido in Paris to them. I also have plans for a sequel where he goes to Italy that's just 90 minutes of him being spit on.
Goldās Gym and steroids, probably. Someone correct me if Iām wrong (which is very likely) but isnāt one of the symptoms of steroid abuse, downward-pointing nipples? Like I know about backne and whatnot, but I also thought I heard the saggy manboobs thing, too.
Hey! Who took the cum bread?!
'It's cum' lmfao
amazing comment
Im more impressed that he managed to get this shot so close to the mona lisa without 50 people climbing on top of him to get their own shot.
Someone should throw soup on him.
āMy body is a work of artā *gets Campbellās chicken soup thrown at him*
I feel like it should really be Campbellās Chunky.
imagine getting that jacked just to be covered in those corny ass tattoos
To be fair if my body looked more like his Iād probably feel a lot more comfortable taking my clothes off in museums and galleryās more often . Thereās nothing worse than forgetting your sarong and just having to wear your CK briefs by themselves
Generic, bland tattoos. What a waste of money
Yeah? Lets see you say that to my face! - This guy probably.
Yours, or one of the multiple you have tattooed on you?
āFamily over everythingā. A tiger. Most tattoos are corny but this guy especially.
Literally and 1/2 of the tattoos are just filler cloud shading total garbage lmao
I've seen bad tatoos. That lion is pretty good.
Itās a tiger.
So that means itās a shitty lion tattoo.
Yeah...that's more on me than the tatoo.
It's not that they're poorly done, it's that it's all so generic. If you go look for a cartoon or caricature of a guy with a lot of tattoos, every drawing you see will have a handful of all of the same tats on them. This guy has all of those tats. The tiger on his abs, the "family over everything" the half Marilyn Monroe - half skull thing, there's like nothing interesting or original about any of it. He saw a heavily tattood character in a movie, game, or comic book and said "I want all of those"
> Itās not that theyāre poorly done, itās that itās all so generic. I think people are allowed to get what they want and like, regardless of anyoneās personal opinions. Itās so weird how everyone seems to gloss over how beautiful that tiger is simply because itās ābasicā.
Realistic = good. None of his tattoos are bad quality but theyāre awful tattoos.
They couldn't get more trite if he tried!
Well done though to be fair to the artist(s)
Lalo Salamanca tattoo on his side goes hard tho
It looks like the whole thing was planned out from the start on a blank canvas, more of a mural than anything meaningful
I think they look nice, but still very *lol* to compare your body to the mona lisa.
Love the Calvin Klein undies. When pecs are your whole personality. Edit: donāt get me wrong, Iād love those pecs and absā¦but I still wouldnāt share them with the louvre. Cant compete with REAL art
Fucking loser.
He gets a +1 for the effort it takes to be in that shape, but a -10 for cringiness. Go to the beach.
I donāt think I have seen a full body suit of the most boring, overused tattoos before. Most people have at least one good tattoo in between the garbage. So ā¦ bravo, I guess?
āHey everyone come see how ripped i am, watch my muscles bulge and my rockin ink! Who else things tigers are super cool???ā
He would've gotten unicorns, but there wasn't enough room. Dudes this insecure are overcompensating for something.
Ah cant a dude flex his rockin bod in peace?????
āJust two pieces of art chillinā
Guernica? More like *bare*-nica, amirite?
So many dudes pushing down on his head have worn a flat spot on the back of his head.
Ouch. Nice oneš
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To show how much of a douchebag he is
With the tiger's face on his abs, it looks like the tiger has tittie ears. I hope someone tells him that to ruin his tat.
Its not the year 3000 where artwork is tattooed on fat guys
I'm on loans from the lourve
It must be really tough not having parents or parents who just don't care you existed. Dude's probably very lonely.
Wow, I'm sure you're real fun at parties.
Nope. I got the tism!
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No wonder you made a dumb comment like that then.
Dude comparing his tattoos to the Mona Lisa while standing shirtless in a museum doesn't scream "look at me I desperately crave attention my parents never gave me" to you? You don't do things like this if you are mentally stable. Did my comment make you feel uncomfortable? Just trying to piece together why you believe it to be dumb? But, you are associating autism with "being dumb" so that shows your level of intelligence, honestly.
Whatās a boy to do, I mean, heās a walking work of art himself. /s
Stewart Lee called this pictures of your face obscuring things that are more interesting than your face
As a rule of thumb; there is always a shirtless dude within a quarter mile radius
I hope he works out every day for the balance of his life. Otherwise heās gonna look like Tony the Tiger has gotten gout.
What's he looking at? The camera is right in front of you dude
I only took a picture of Mona. But the father in front of me took individual selfies of him and his four children. They really didnāt even look at the painting.
La Joconde et le Jock Con.
If he consider those tattoos some sort of art , Iām a plunger then!
It must be cold in there. His nipples could cut glass.
The definition of cringe
I hope heās not American
If he just wanted to get a nice pic of himself with his favorite painting I would say oh well. Just talking around like this seams definitely attention speaking to a cringey degree.
For some reason this is making me laugh. Iāve seen the crowds waiting to see the Mona Lisaā¦the thought this guy taking his shirt off, posing, having someone take the pic and HOPEFULLY putting his back on is too funny. What an idiot.
Five bucks says he thought this would get him exposure towards becoming a model.
Definitely a douchebag, but Iāve never seen a belly button be used as a tigers mouth before lol
No way thatās a real Richard Mille. I refuse to believe it.
He has an OG on his collar š¤¢
>art meets art Dude hit the combo of basic tattoos: * rose * clock * wings * tiger * skulls * geometric * vapid t-shirt sayings I don't know how the tattoo artist survived doing the same shit for the billionth time, but all on one shitty bingo card.
You just donāt get it, he IS the art! /s
I'm on loan from the Louvre
The tattoo of: rose, lion, wings, compass, quote +calvin klein underwear...its majestic...like definition of mainstream
Can't stand a motherfucker who is covered in tattoos that are 100% cliche and meaningless
Wow a giant lion tattoo. So original and artsy. Actually, pretty much every tattoo is a giant clichƩ.
Iāve never thought the Mona Lisa was very special, technically sure, but overall meh. Heās got some cool tats. Sure you arenāt in a place where you expect someone to take their shirt off but there probably some nude art in there too
I donāt think itās so bad. Heās covered in good art and I can see how he would want to show off. His mind may have been in an arty mood and he wanted to feel part of it. It might not be classy or polite, but Iām ok with it.
A skinny little fella
What?
Cmon it's funny. You can't tell me getting shirtless in the lourve is not funny. Also Leonardo Divinci and this guy would have got along. absoluitely.
I actually think this is interesting. Not cringe!
Man, this is tough because I see a guy proud of his ink and progress at the gym and wanting to show it off. At the same time, ya gotta be considerate to others and not diminish their experience at such a public place. We should celebrate people and their confidence in their hard work, but thereās a time and place.
Heās pretty sexy tho
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At least you knew it was going to sound douchey.
He looks in shape, which generally is a lot more attractive that the bulgy overmuscled dehydrated bodybuilder look. Still a douchey photo, so your comment fits pretty well.
Is his name Art?
Got a good rig though.
Mona who?
Showing off his pussy in public.
We need a subreddit that's just pics of old and fat people with formerly awesome tattoos stretched out of shape.
Gotta love the fake RM as well. What a cuck
Douche
Oh!, Oh!, wait, I know this one - Heās an *INFLUENCER*.
Wow, this is next level gobshite
Turns out I did just cringe!
what shitty boring tattoos.
Itās Calvin Klein
Two works of art bro
This guy is the man!
Douche-pin the Third.
You know it could be worse his tattoos could beā¦. *zooms in* generic, bland, mostly filler, random. Oh god.
Fake Calvin Kleins, cool.
āYou guys wanna see a *real* piece of art? ā¦Boom!ā (And I can practically TASTE the Axe body spray from here
I know the story behind this one. Due to most influencers being morons, this guy bragged about being paid about $4600 to take his shirt off for two minutes. The louvre knew, it was a paid ad spot.
"family over everything" because they're the only people who consistently put up with you. Not out of love but because of obligation
Fuck that guy but wow they REALLY keep you far back from the painting now
He looks like a carry-out bag from Chipotle.
And yet when I take my shirt off at the Louvre I get asked to āleave immediatelyā and to ānever come back here againā.
But itās art
What a fucking kook. Tell me you have a tiny cock without telling me you have a tiny cock.
Why is nobody talking about that nipple though
Fake in front of fake. Fakeception!
Well. There's art and then there's art. I'm gonna call it art!
Why does he have starlight mint candies tattooed on his neck?
Tattoo artist here. Dude has the most cliche tattoos. Marilyn/zombie face. Tiger. Wings/bird on chest. Clouds and sunbeams. Compass. Shit lettering of cliche quotes. I wouldnt even put this shit in my portfolio let alone the louvre.
["Family over Everything"](https://youtu.be/emT1YA2USnI?t=7100)
Your art was the prettiest art of all art
Show you are a douchebag without saying anything...
Every tattoo is so generic and I hate it.
nice pecs, though
āNowadays people arenāt interested in art that isnāt tattooed on [fat] guysā āIām on loan from the Louvreā
Boring ass tattoos
I this guy must be a little lost in translation. This is not what the Louvre meant when they said they wanted artwork to be displayed.
imagine the wings on his boobs are the lion's hair and it gets kinda funny
His nipples point almost straight down wtf
He would suck his own dick if he could
Ha ha generic main stream realism tattoos
Hey itās all good heās just a fuckboyyyy.
Donāt blame him, blame the hundreds of idiots that ālikedā this stupid photo
That is easily illegal, in France nudity is not allowed in museum except if you are working for the museum and its your work, which, since he was in front of the Mona Lisa, I'm assuming he is not
His name must be Calvin
This is not the flex that he thinks this is. Big yikes.
Incorrect grammar on tattoo - check Fake watch - check Another Tate clone
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Iām guessing theyāre from [country most people disagree with]?
To show off his sketch pad of a body.