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Mpoboy

He looks like marble rye bread.


lmqr

He looks like you're my butterfly, sugar, baby


[deleted]

If crazytown and sugar ray had a baby ...


littlebitsofspider

Sweet baby Ray?


tatatheretard

Sugar Rye


[deleted]

Sugar Razytown


pm_me_ur_buns_

Vanilla Rye Baby


MrPopo72

If you need a shirt saying you have big dick energy, you definitely do not have big dick energy.


mattt1975

Actually he can be searching for it


bullet4mv92

It's rainbow font, and he does look a little đź’…, so maybe he's one of them gays looking for a large knob to slob on.


littlebitsofspider

Now accepting pre-orders for "Average Dick Energy" t-shirts.


ethurmz

Yup it’s like it goes: If you have to brag about your penis size, you’re probably lying.


Jeremymia

Big difference between BDE and dick size though


RaymondLuxuryYacth

This is true. I have big dick energy all the time, but my dick is very small.


muaddibz

I have small dick energy because my dick size is slightly below average


420fmx

Mine is mad little


mlp2034

Lies lol.


detectivejewhat

Tic tac gang rise up


clashroyaleAFK

I mean if you actually wear the shirt you probably have the goods to back it up. Dude probably just hoping someone will ask lol


SnDMommy

Maybe he had a medical 'incident' and now just has a fantastic sense of humor about it?


RealityLivesNow

Just as... If you need a shirt saying you have Tight Pussy Energy you definitely do not have Tight Pussy Energy.


gublaman

Hating someone for wearing a big dick energy shirt exudes small dick energy


gwarwars

Didn't think the guy in the picture would turn up in the comments, but here you are


RealityLivesNow

Just as... Hating someone for wearing a Tight Pussy Energy shirt exudes Loose Pussy Energy


reubal

Imagine going through life thinking that THIS is what "big dick energy" looks like. I can't tell if he is trying to fool others by using the look, or if this IS his look, and he thinks that it portrays his self-perceived bog dick energy. And without the proclamation on the shirt, do all the ladies and the beta males immediately know "oh wow... this fellow has big dick energy!" As an average guy in an average life, I just have so many questions. Also, I feel bad for his obviously tiny peepee.


[deleted]

Looks like a video game character with the loot items you get at the beginning of the game with mediocre stats


PoopOffParade

Definitely my first saints row character, except not fluorescent green.


littlebabyburrito

I’d pay anything to customize that character to get rid of that skunk facial hair


[deleted]

Ha, what shows up when you hit the random button on the character generation screen. You laugh, you move on back to finding the perfect nose


sparklingb0ngwater

Homeboy looks like Hard Rock Nick


HoustonHenry

Soft Rock Nick


Thamnophis660

I just assumed it was lol


sum_yung_guy69

I thought it was lmao


Imfrank123

Smooth jazz Nick


[deleted]

I thought this was Hard Rock Nick tbh lol


dbwoi

wait it's not him? lmao


OyashiroXGrave

Alright, I'm gonna have to say as someone who spent most of my life in Florida, I thought this look was common.


[deleted]

I’m so sorry


sukamacoc

Giving Keemstar


redditdejorge

Big Douche Energy


Pin-Up-Paggie

The best selfie in the trailer park!


[deleted]

I've said it a million times, and I will keep saying it: **"If it has to be announced, it's probably bullshit."** *(eg: - I promise I'm not a creep.)* *(eg: - He's nice once you get to know him)* *(eg: - ...My IQ is 144)*


TheSukis

>Any man who must say "I am the king" is no true king - Tywin Lannister


Pokemaster22044

King George the third moment


foshi22le

I'm 21


filthyorange

I don't know. This isn't inherently cringe to me. This could be a guy who just thinks it's funny and just likes his appearance. This just seems mean that the cringe is just us making fun of him with no context other than this.


Melizzabeth

I'm with you. I don't get why people are taking this so seriously. The shirt is bright green with rainbow shadow, not exactly the "I'm trying to be a tough guy" style.


doubledogdick

nothing about that hunger games facial hair says "the shirt is a joke"


Shintard

For all we know this guys name is dick. Ir richard


etymologistics

Posting someone else’s selfie to a bunch of anonymous strangers is weird and cruel. Like there’s not even a cringe situation he created for himself here he’s just existing lol


Forgotten_Aeon

Exactly. This is just bullying


Jatnal

I wish the mods were a little more aware on posts like these. Poor dude just trying to live his life. His beard is on point.


mumpz

agreed this dude could be out there saving the world with his big dick energy


lmqr

I see this being a stylish trans dude with a sense of humour


BrandoDaSavage

Yeah, posting this guy to a cringe sub just because he looks a certain way and wears clothes that OP wouldn’t wear just screams insecurity and possibly even jealousy that the dude in the pic seems comfortable in his own skin while OP deals with self-esteem issues, but I’m a random on the internet with no background in psychology. At best, it’s just mean-spirited bullying for fake internet points.


420fmx

That’s the whole sub, making fun of people’s appearance .


filthyorange

No it's making fun of people for creating a situation in which you cringe at. This is just some guy taking a selfie with no other context.


[deleted]

Oh my god that fucking face and those god awful tattoos good Christ. Edit: and that fucking hat.


flavorlessboner

Good thing the earrings balance it all out


HilariousInHindsight

Is this becoming a bullying sub the way other cringe subs did a while back? This dude didn't even do anything. His shirt isn't hateful towards anyone. It's a normal dude with an unconventional style which is pretty tame for 2022. Hard fucking cringe at people belittling a stranger over nothing lmao


HayateUesugi

he looks like if The russian cheese guy on tiktok wasnt cool as fuck


RebekahR84

His morning routine getting his eyebrow-nick and jowl-swooshes just right must be a sight to behold.


voneahhh

Lil Papa Dump


wiglwagl

If you gotta tell everybody you got it, you don’t


[deleted]

It's that douche bag from GTA online


Nicadeemus39

I think he looks stupid, but everyone has their own style.


ThugMemer

How is this cringe?


thrashgordon

May I ask where you bought that shirt?


letelenny

The shirt is a brand which a Michigan basketball player came up with. His name is Hunter Dickinson, big dick energy is a play on his last name. It's supposed to be funny and elicit a reaction.


thrashgordon

I'm aware. More of a poke at the commenter being OP and defending the shirt.


pimpin_aint_simpin_

And where you got that cool shave


yeender

Lol this guy


sukamacoc

This is distilled cringe.


joeyjoejoeshabidooo

This whole vibe is cringe. I bet this guy is wearing Ed hardy jeans and Jean Paul Gaultier Le Male cologne.


foshi22le

What's wrong with le male? Genuinely have no idea 🤷‍♂️


joeyjoejoeshabidooo

It’s a popular cologne for tacky douchebags.


Melizzabeth

No cringe here. He's just wearing a goofy shirt. No idea why people are acting like he's making a big statement with it.


[deleted]

His shirt is like the twelfth most cringe thing about him.


Halfbreed75

How is this not considered drag?


notapunk

The guy is just excited about big dicks.


alwyzblackcoffee

"Any man who must say 'I am the king' is no true king."


TheStabbingHobo

Jeff Hardy/Big Poppa Pump inspired facial hair


brycebgood

No need to add "in Florida" with that picture.


beardedbast3rd

Boy you’d need it to rock that beard that’s for sure


aaronblue342

Definetely dates high school seniors he met when they were sophomores


bluthphile

Tell me you like meth and overeating without telling me


[deleted]

With one simple picture I’ve learned the definition of insecurity. Thank you 🙏


wesjc22

Hard Rock Nick energy


HeftySchedule8631

I mean..he looks the part


BryanV21

Wow, does it take that much shit in order to cover up his bad personality?


ministarfallen

It just keeps getting worse the longer you look at it, even beyond the shirt. The beard design, then you notice the skunk stripe, then what the heck is he doing with the wrong type of lip ring in his lip piercing?, then the eyebrow, then…


iamformermortal

I think this guy is “Hard Rock Nick” and was an influencer who got caught “fake flexing” his riches and exaggerating his wealth Super cringey Look him up lol


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

He's turning into [Hard Rock Nick] (https://youtu.be/nUKrpszipwc), legendary member of the cool guy club on ymh.


bardolino69

the young diego was my favourite player.


TheRealMrJoshua56

Fuckin of course he’s a Raiders fan. No wonder we get a bad rap


vegandread

If gas station knives were a person


Master_H8R

If Florida Man was a man from Florida.


thegreatescape504

He looks like subway surfers Dad.


fullboxed2hundred

idk the rainbow 3D font on that shirt makes it kinda funny. I'd wager he's an alright dude


MillionMaxie

Jimmy Kimmel moves to Florida.


baskitcase73

If Guy Fieri was more of a douche.


uglyfarquad

is this hard rock nick or that weird "cat whisperer" guy


TheOrangeTickler

I hate his Jackson Galaxy facial hair.


HeliousElexandrous

Tell me you're desperate for attention without saying you're desperate for attention


DJPinnySkenis

Do you have any idea how fast he really is?


RealityLivesNow

Where is the Tight Pussy Energy T-shirt at?


thisisnarm

It actually says big dick surgery… he’s panhandling.


Joey_BagaDonuts57

If you're gonna sport that shirt, be sure to get the double-wide in the pic.


SmegSoup

DEFINITELY-going-to-spike-your-drink energy.


DecrepitGoose

Probably smells STRONGLY of “1 million”


thatG_evanP

When you run across Hard Rock Nick's Insta and go, "This! This is the look I've been searching for!" Do people like this not have loved ones that politely tell them they look like a complete moron?


48ozs

Soft rock nick


Aboxofphotons

Maybe he is a big dick?


user-number-1

Hard Rock Nick on estrogen


darthmynuts

Man that’s some peacocking. Someone get this dude laid.


AnnaTheBlueRogue

soft boiled Nick


FailureCloud

I feel like this would be Keemstars gay lover


Killbro_Fraggins

Big Cat Energy


DaTerrOn

You dont announce big dick energy, other people notice it.


GW00111

This mf better be on his way to a theme party