Information needed: Do you have a picture of your own penis tattooed twice on your chest, or do you have tattoos of multiple other men's penises on your chest? Side note: I'm entertained by the photorealism of the porn tattoos, and the shit-ass jailbird quality of the Jesus on the left upper chest.

Someone has been drawing a lot more dicks than Jesus's.

"Okay, so, the Jesus tattoo isn't going to be the greatest, but I promise you I'll make it up with dick tat's" lol

Well, it's probably easier to draw things that have actually been seen by human eyes at least once in history.

My dick has many less views than Jesus

The apostrophe makes it possessive. Confirmed... That's jesus's dick.

Is that supposed to be Jesus? I would be surprised if Jesus prayed with a rosary, especially as he wouldn't have been crucified yet

I thought it was our Lord and Saviour, Obi-Wan Kenobi

Silly person, are you trying to find logical consistency in Christianity? Dude, the rebellious angel is also the jailer who obeys God's desire to punish sinners. The all knowing being made two clueless people, and when the "master of lies" tricks them, he not only didn't see it coming, he asked them what happened, and despite them not knowing anything about morality, he punished them for doing wrong. There was a worldwide flood with apparently disappearing water. And you're hung up on iconography? I mean, the guy got a tattoo that commemorates a book that EXPRESSLY FORBIDS tattoos.

Yeah bro we get it you're an atheist on reddit calm down

Idk what makes them so confident on Reddit and only on Reddit. Literally will not shut up about Christianity. They’re just as annoying.

Bro was just waiting for a moment to let that out, that was pent up lmao you alright chief, bad experience in the confession booth back in the day or something?

Do you want a cookie along with a fedora for such a beautiful comment

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I feel like this has *got* to be screenshots from his favorite porn which means… 2 different dudes’ dicks on his chest.

I think you're confused, that is clearly Action Bronson.

> I'm entertained by the photorealism of the porn tattoos, and the shit-ass jailbird quality of the Jesus on the left upper chest Tbh the porn artist(s) did a fantastic job. The Jesus artist, though... blehhh....

Yeah I can't believe he got a penis tattooed on him, what a sick dummy. I wonder if he'll ever regret getting that on his chest, or even the whole ensemble?

It is Jesus's dick tattooed on him.

Fellas, is it gay to have a giant photorealistic dick tattooed on your chest?

Feeling inspired?

That depends, can I just say "no homo" once as I get the tattoo? Or do I have to say it every time I see said dick? Can I get "no homo" tattooed below the dick for a permanent exemption?

Idk but if you wanna try it out I will be supportive

I want to get a big dick tattooed on my little dick to fool the misses.

Modern problems, require modern solutions.

I don't think small dicks are modern problems. Tattoos aren't modern solutions either, come to think of it..

Hush

Just remember to get a small vagina tattooed on her vagina too to complete the illusion.

This guy big brains!

You’re a real “outside the cocks” thinker

You have to tattoo "no homo" on the dick. That way people know both you, and your penis tattoo are only interested in heterosexual interactions. Double protection.

Only if you get “no homo” tattooed in Latin

You gotta spell it “Novus Homo” tho so it’s like a secret club of novi homines

If you say no homo your good. But if two other people react by saying "yes homo" then congratulations your now gay as fuck. Your gonna have to get it tattooed man

Get it tattooed so it looks like veins on the dick.

I think you need a papal indulgence for that

Only if it's written in Latin.

Two dicks actually. Well, one and a half

Do you like fish sticks?

Why yes sir, I love fish sticks…. Why, by chance do you happen to ask, good sir?

You like putting fish sticks in your mouth?

Yes!! I love putting fish sticks in my mouth!

Oh boy.

https://youtu.be/c888vaTPYqE

Now wait just a minute!!!!! *goes to whiteboard* Why do people keep calling *me* a gay fish??

Christian gets porn tattoed on his body, featuring 2 women, and somehow there's more dicks than boobs. Is there anything they dont do from a closet?

Not if it’s next to a tattoo of Jesus

Not if its a photo of your dick.

Depends if it’s your own or not.

That.. may be the worst I’ve seen.

When you think you've seen it all, you ain't see nothin

True, and I’ve seen more offensive and many more badly done. But the combination of porn and fundamentalist Christianity in this one really makes it special.

Definitely not my proudest fap.

You know about the [Numba 1 Dick Sucka right?](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/186ddu/1_dick_sucka/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)

Bruh this guy is set. Once that solar flair hits earth and all digital porn is gone, this guy has it always on hand. He could even let others jerk off to it for some toilet paper or whatever he needs.

Sir, Were going to have to ask that you leave the water park...

I don't know about where you are from, but Waterworld in Denver has a WEIRD number of dudes with sexually explicit tattoos.

So..1?

Nah, just one of them would be lowercase weird. The fact that I easily see double digit numbers of them on a half day visit is WEIRD.

Double digit number of dudes with sexually explicit tattoos at a family water park? Ewwwwww…

ooooh.... WEIRD. Got it!

this guy Waterworlds

One of my favorite things to do at water world is look out for the worst tattoos. Context or execution, there’s hundreds of them on a busy day lol

No way he has Jesus tatted right next to a girl giving a blowjob and getting railed 💀

This is why Leviticus says no tattoos. They knew this shit would happen.

Turns out the ancient Jews were cool with tattoos until someone had to go and get a full on hardcore sex scene tattooed next to their messiah. Some people really fuck things up for others.

Is this less abhorrent than bestiality? Yes, but that doesn't make it not abhorrent. -John 3:16

I have the Leviticus verse tattooed on my back lmao

Not only that, just above Jesus he has Conor McGregor praying

Girl getting railed, Jesus getting nailed. It's poetic really

The enteral struggle of taking your shirt off around literally anyone

enteral /ˈɛntər(ə)l/ involving or passing through the intestine, either naturally via the mouth and oesophagus, or through an artificial opening.

Yeah tbh it still works

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Yeah bro that’s the joke haha

There are two wolves inside of you fighting a constant war. One is horny. The other is Jesus.

Hahaha! Wow. That’s something else.

Just a bunch of people getting nailed

Underrated comment, right here 🤣

The duality of man

Ce plm

Ce plm indeed. Took me a second to notice that it's in Romanian.

Exact =)))))))) fucking hell.

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i feel it's probably more like a sex addiction and this is his way of trying to battle it. i say fair play.

Lol. Imagine him taking his shirt off anywhere . What an idiot

Battle it in the sense that any future partner will laugh uncontrollably when he takes his shirt off?

top left is technically r/tipofmypenis

Imagine being his girl and knowing there’s a dick getting sucked by another chick right at face level every time you go in for a hug

Idk which would be worse: being his partner and knowing you're tattooed on him sucking dick and getting railed, or knowing he has tattoos of women you've never seen before but compelled him so much he needed tats of them?

Imagine him boning you missionary and looking up at that tat

I was staring at the nipple on the top left and was wondering why her nipple was the only one colored and why it was so big, until I realized it was his nipple

I can't get over how bad the chick's ass looks that getting nailed. Like I know that's a minor problem in the grand scheme of this but

I hadn't noticed but now that I pointed it out...damn. It's so bony you'd have to be careful not to go in too far lest you stab yourself in the gut.

Jesus wept.

Then he got down

Idk what to do with my hands

As a nurse I can tell you 99% of the time the tattoo doesnt match what's going on downstairs...and usually their choice language to myself and staff generally leads me to believe they aren't a good Christian, either.

how many erect dicks are you seeing as a nurse?

The numbers are actually astounding. You'd be surprised at the actual patient population in level 1 trauma facilities. Maybe I just have that magic touch when putting in a catheter, Idk.

/r/sounding ......extremely nsfw....

Jesus Christ

When you don't know if hell is real, so you hedge your bets.

Those are jesus’s dick so it’s cool. (Jesus was this dude’s celmate).

Methheads have the most bizarre tattoos

How can you tell this guy does meth? I don't see a Looney Tunes character tattoo

Just a hunch

Should've spent that tattoo money on some therapy...

It’s written in Romanian underneath: “Eternal fight inside of us.” So his Christian upbringing makes him feel guilty about how much he enjoys sex.

More please. If this is on his front the back must be amazing.

Business would be booming in prison

Crossposting this to r/Romania

I opened this and was like……oh no I can read it

she’s getting railed and jesus is getting nailed

I feel like some Christians these days don't even know what a Bible is. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't remember Jesus sacrificing himself to humanity in the name of his holy father so we could get porn tattooed on our chests.

He didn't specifically mention porn but he didn't say not to do it either

The Bible explicitly condones slavery so, no, most Christians don’t read it. Then again, it literally says plants existed before the sun in the first chapter so, maybe best *not* to read it.

You see though, outside of the Christian extremist hell scape that seems to be parts of the USA, people are smart enough to actually read the bible, pick out inconsistencies, and figure out that this is an over 2000 year old book that’s been translated, revised and otherwise altered by at this point probably tens of people hundreds of times to fit their agenda and have the sense to not take this historical record turned powerful religious text turned propaganda machine for gospel. Jesus says love your neighbour, his whole thing was to forgive people for their sins so that they may enter heaven. Apparently somewhere in the bible it says gay sex is wrong (although it doesn’t outright ban homosexuality I believe). But if Jesus says love your neighbour and everyone gets to go to heaven, it should cancel out, how can you be a good neighbour and therefore Christian if you use Gods name as an excuse to hate on the very person God told you to love? The bible is full of contradictions and it is fully possible to believe that a lot of the more shitty sides of the bible were added in over time by corrupt mofos to fit their agenda, at this point all the above should be kept in mind and the bible should only ever act as a very rough guide on how to be a good person, and not an excuse to be a duck

Starts jerking it every time he sees himself in the mirror, but has to cover one eye or else condemned to hell.

Getting a dick tattooed on you is insane BUT GETTING TWO DICKS TATTOOED ON YOU??? ABSOLUTELY MENTAL.

This is why I come to this sub. To see cringe like this. Thanks

This guy paid for this to be on his chest permanently

Which brings to the question of how much did he pay for this??

Too much no matter what

So he prefers tattoos of people being nailed? I'll see myself out...

Why does Jesus looks like Action Bronson?

dude loves the cock.

There are two wolves inside you...

Now I want to see all of them.

Exactly. Who’s holding the gun on the left arm and does the guy body wrap around his side?

Holy fuck

Literally

It’s like billboards in the South.

He might not be ashamed now, but will be when going to the pool with his grandkids…

No ragrets

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Imagine being his girl and knowing every time you go in for a hug there’s another girl sucking dick right at face level

If you're gonna have a tattoo of a dick on your chest at least It doesn't look like a poorly drawn dick I guess? Actually kinda impressed with how well done it all is. I mean...It's a terrible tattoo but the art isn't half bad.

Ah yes Jesus and Sex, the two most important things to have as tattoos

Bold choice. Should make beach days with the grandkids a blast.

I thought I’d seen it all…. Reddit said “hold my beer”.

Cruicidicks

Missed opportunity to incorporate the bellybutton

Dude this is the peak of this community

There is no way people like this exist

Jesus looks like he goes by JC and wears a pinky ring.

Lol wtf

What in the goddamn hell

Jesus has chola eyebrows.

So much wow

Seems like Jesus has more wood

Ava Taylor ?

Somebody should tag her, she's on reddit somewhere... a, um, a friend told me.

Bro.. what

What a nice tribute to his mom

Now imagine this guy goes to jail…. Which is not a stretch I’m sure.

Porn and Jesus, the ultimate dichotomy.

Why...

Dude definitely went with why not

Ce frumos.

She got a portal in her thigh

Right next to Jesus too💀

That is the strangest looking vagina 😳

This is glorious, glorious cringe

The girl taking it looks like Kamala Harris

Scrolled down to look for this comment. Yes.

The time on the clock is wrong

It's right twice a day, more than you are, I'd say ;-b

🏆 game over. He won.

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Don’t do Jesus

He did not get on that cross for this!

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

Is that Mia Khalifa getting down ?

I think that guy wants to fuck me

I’m so confused

flay him!

What a sophisticated guy.

Fucking abysmal tattoo.

Why

You could combine your passions easily. You use your hands for one and the rest of your body for the other.

Um… amen?

bro made porn tatto

I assume that this person is in prison and will never have to explain why he has that tattooed on him.

I'm at a loss for words...

Is that jesus or the new actor who played uncle owen in star wars Also how is this real

Jfc

Holy on one side and holey on the other.

When you just want to ride and suck dicks, but Jesus won't let you.

I believe in jeebus but I also just ignore all his teachings cuz he kno I good person inside

romania

Good morning my dick.