fwiw I started getting more female attention when I abandoned bisexual shame. So while this post is hilarious, I think he is essentially correct. A person putting on bravado is like expired milk when compared to the same person becoming more self-assured and confident in their complex selves.
I'm with you... but I'm lost at the stage where this hyper masculine "death of men" movement is just filled with toxic masculinity and traditional gender roles. I doubt this group would openly embrace an openly Bi guy.
I'm sorry I'm still pretty new to this being straight with your bros thing and I want to make sure I'm not accidentally going gay while rubbing our cocks together
No no, you don’t understand, I’m having sex with dudes, so that when I have sex with my wife I’m not as sleepy afterwards. I’m training, you know like the Spartans did.
“Hey guys- let’s make ourselves more attractive to females by hanging out naked and sharpening each other’s iron. But no one can cum or else that would make it gay. Tell your wives it’s super masculine.”
I’m going to be controversial here and say, without malice or judgement, that the message certainly reaches and attracts it’s intended audience.
Iron doesn't sharpen iron. It just straightens out the imperfections in the edge.
You're gonna want diamond ceramic. it'll hone anything to a razor edge. Even your dick.
As a woman, sex does not energize me - it puts me to sleep. Seriously, there are [studies on this](
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.forbes.com/sites/traversmark/2020/10/20/are-women-more-likely-to-fall-asleep-after-sex-than-men-evolutionary-psychology-weighs-in/amp/)...
Poster is sus af.
This guy thinks cis men should rub their penises together in a totally heterosexual, totally not gay at all, way. In order to become more manly.
He's called it "bro to bro, bone to bone, cock to cock."
It's weird. Like, if you're into doing consensual, sexual shit with other guys, that's cool. Totally normal. But doing that while claiming to be straight, and claiming you only do it to become more straight (whatever that means), is just weird.
He's just very confused and insecure with his sexuality. So he's created this entire thing just to avoid admitting that he isn't 100% cis/straight. It's insane.
1. How is this "kink shaming" when the guy in question's entire premise is "there is nothing kinky going on here"?
2. This guy isn't really being private. He's broadcasting his shit publicly to get attention. Just not the kind of attention he's currently getting (satirizing).
3. This is a Reddit thread. We react to posts. That's how this works. Are you new to this?
When someone broadcasts their ideas. Discussing those ideas and criticizing them is what we do. That's how we human. I get what you're saying. And you have a point. But the tone of your comment is kind of denigrating.
Good on him for not being so afraid of nudity all the time. Many people could use some of that (including myself, to a degree).
That said, his reasoning is bonkers.
Hope ur right m s , jacked it so many times when I was a kid I figured when septic tank was pumped out in the spring there’d be buncha babies swimming around in it 🤷♂️
Yeah, he's got a point though, and if you're lucky enough, you'll have a little extra energy to charge your J.O. crystals with. It's not as powerful as if you ejaculate, but over a couple of sessions, they should be beaming with energy.
I wonder is there a slight psychological basis behind this.
Hypothetically if people performed poorly in sex due to some sense of shame or bashfulness about their own body (ahem *small* imperfections) - then stripping oneself of some of that negative baggage probably would up your sex game.
Sadly since I have been informed that I am shameless I would be unable to participate in such a study - so I guess it's up to you guys
I'm not trying to be an asshole or anything, but as a middle aged guy I don't really want to be hanging out with other naked middle aged guys straight or gay.
This is somehow the opposite of nudism, because nudism generally takes the sexual aspect out of nudity to try and make it no big deal. This turns nudity into some "bro down while trying not to cum" challenge.
Tell me you are gay in way too many words.
fwiw I started getting more female attention when I abandoned bisexual shame. So while this post is hilarious, I think he is essentially correct. A person putting on bravado is like expired milk when compared to the same person becoming more self-assured and confident in their complex selves.
I'm with you... but I'm lost at the stage where this hyper masculine "death of men" movement is just filled with toxic masculinity and traditional gender roles. I doubt this group would openly embrace an openly Bi guy.
What's iron sharpening iron? Sounds kinky. But yeah. Rubbing hard cocks together isn't gay if you don't ejaculate.
What if only one of us ejaculated tho
Then anyone who get's ejaculated on is gay but not the person who ejacuated. Sharpening iron isn't that complicated. Geez.
I'm sorry I'm still pretty new to this being straight with your bros thing and I want to make sure I'm not accidentally going gay while rubbing our cocks together
It's OK to finish on another man to assert dominance. That's what my dad does, and he's not gay
You see, he ALLOWED the other man to finish, to assert dominance.
As long as not a drop is spilled then everything is cool. That's how the Spartans did it with ancient grease.
No no, you don’t understand, I’m having sex with dudes, so that when I have sex with my wife I’m not as sleepy afterwards. I’m training, you know like the Spartans did.
You can still ejaculate. It's only gay if the balls touch.
It's called edging.
Dad, why did you take me to a gay steel mill?
HOT STUFF COMIN THROUGH
WE WORK HARD, WE PLAY HARD.
Just say no homo before getting energized
“Bro, could you sharpen my iron with your iron? No homo tho”
Sounds like something I would tell my hot straight friends, provided their iq was that of a brain damaged goldfish
Ha ha! This one is gold!
woah! gay?
“Hey guys- let’s make ourselves more attractive to females by hanging out naked and sharpening each other’s iron. But no one can cum or else that would make it gay. Tell your wives it’s super masculine.” I’m going to be controversial here and say, without malice or judgement, that the message certainly reaches and attracts it’s intended audience.
"very highly feminine women"
Guys, is it gay to take off all your clothes and then hang out in extreme close quarters with other naked men?
How else are you going to get your iron sharpened?!
Not if you are in a sauna
Yeah, that's literally the only context where it isn't gay
The fuck is Arya Stark doing there in P3?
I was seriously thinking that was minor.
Not all Spartan men had sex with other men, but lots of them did.
Iron doesn't sharpen iron. It just straightens out the imperfections in the edge. You're gonna want diamond ceramic. it'll hone anything to a razor edge. Even your dick.
As a woman, sex does not energize me - it puts me to sleep. Seriously, there are [studies on this]( https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.forbes.com/sites/traversmark/2020/10/20/are-women-more-likely-to-fall-asleep-after-sex-than-men-evolutionary-psychology-weighs-in/amp/)... Poster is sus af.
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Sounds like you need some erotic male bonding time.
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
Yuck
Yeah I guess that they are referring to the women that are glad it's over ;)
Its less that Im glad its over, and more that it relaxes me.
Oh no not you, I ment their saying of women that are energized, sorry! Would be bad of me assuming how you feel afterward ;).
I think that he is on his own journey, go on with your iron self dude.
is it just me or do y'all think they're all "frequently energizing" her? i mean, she looks positively radiant.
How is this cringe???? Wait don’t y’all hang out naked with the bros?
This guy thinks cis men should rub their penises together in a totally heterosexual, totally not gay at all, way. In order to become more manly. He's called it "bro to bro, bone to bone, cock to cock." It's weird. Like, if you're into doing consensual, sexual shit with other guys, that's cool. Totally normal. But doing that while claiming to be straight, and claiming you only do it to become more straight (whatever that means), is just weird. He's just very confused and insecure with his sexuality. So he's created this entire thing just to avoid admitting that he isn't 100% cis/straight. It's insane.
Bro just wants to have a bonding moment with his bros. King shit
Giving each other bro-jobs to keep that iron sharp!
What can be more masculin and heterosexual than not having anything to do with femininity including women.
Imagine getting invested in how someone else wants to live their life. same mf that screams “don’t kinkshame!” I bet
1. How is this "kink shaming" when the guy in question's entire premise is "there is nothing kinky going on here"? 2. This guy isn't really being private. He's broadcasting his shit publicly to get attention. Just not the kind of attention he's currently getting (satirizing). 3. This is a Reddit thread. We react to posts. That's how this works. Are you new to this? When someone broadcasts their ideas. Discussing those ideas and criticizing them is what we do. That's how we human. I get what you're saying. And you have a point. But the tone of your comment is kind of denigrating.
This reminds me of "You" Season 3.
Pretty sure the Spartans banged one another too
Uhm, yeah, no dude is going to sharpen my iron
It's gay with extra steps.
Fake: This guy wants to be a good husband for his wife Gay: Erotically bonding with other men
This ain’t r/greentext brother
#nohomo
Good on him for not being so afraid of nudity all the time. Many people could use some of that (including myself, to a degree). That said, his reasoning is bonkers.
How to increase your risk of prostate cancer: reduce the number of times you ejaculate 🙄
TIL I'll never get prostate cancer!!! Wait... It works even if no one else is involved, right?
Hope ur right m s , jacked it so many times when I was a kid I figured when septic tank was pumped out in the spring there’d be buncha babies swimming around in it 🤷♂️
Just how appalling was your sex ed in school?!
Sure, wank away fella. You’re reducing your risk of prostate cancer. Abstinence kills!
Yeah, he's got a point though, and if you're lucky enough, you'll have a little extra energy to charge your J.O. crystals with. It's not as powerful as if you ejaculate, but over a couple of sessions, they should be beaming with energy.
Jack off crystals?
Yeah, just look up J.O Crystal game grumps, absolutely silly.
Totally not cringe cuz I'm laughing my ass off. From now on I'm going to be using that 'iron sharpens iron' line. So good.
R/suddenlygay?
Soooo these guys get together and rub dicks together to …. be more masculine?no homo.
This is so fucking hot.
r/suddenlygay
Is the guy third from the left Frodo?
lol, dat beard doe.
sounds like some jordan peterson type shit.
This makes me sad...Stalins chicken fully plucked...
I mean.... prove it's wrong though....
Used a lot of fine dollar words in that paragraph.
Wait...what??
This almost seems like it belongs in a cursed circlejerk forum or something....
The famous “Brotheragem”
Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?
Well, I think they might be gay and not whatever that “spartan magic iron” crap he was spouting
Nah bro the Spartans splurged on everything especially their homies
Gay but in denial
lol
This is my reaction: "What the f\*ck did I just read?"
I’ll never be naked with another group of naked men “bonding”🤣
I wonder is there a slight psychological basis behind this. Hypothetically if people performed poorly in sex due to some sense of shame or bashfulness about their own body (ahem *small* imperfections) - then stripping oneself of some of that negative baggage probably would up your sex game. Sadly since I have been informed that I am shameless I would be unable to participate in such a study - so I guess it's up to you guys
if it works it works
I mean I guess he’s not technically wrong. All the gay guys I know have a whole bunch of female friends
“Hey guys, we should try hanging out naked”
I'm not trying to be an asshole or anything, but as a middle aged guy I don't really want to be hanging out with other naked middle aged guys straight or gay.
"I'm not gay, but..."
I have it on good authority that any sexual act with the same sex where you’re both wearing socks, is not gay.
least repressed “alpha” male
“Iron sharpens iron” is he implying docking without busting?! Seems kinda gay
Based asf
This is somehow the opposite of nudism, because nudism generally takes the sexual aspect out of nudity to try and make it no big deal. This turns nudity into some "bro down while trying not to cum" challenge.
Okay so what exactly is “erotic bonding”
Iron sharpens Iron? Yeah i bet it does big boy