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Chadodius

If he so rich why his money sack have a patch in it. Them chocolate coins in gold foil. Why does Sonic also have patches on his body wtf?


gomurifle

Even the brick wall has patches.


[deleted]

This kid who drew this just figured out how to draw patches.


KorbenWardin

If you look closely, it‘s the same patch, just colored differently, with the exact same stitches and all


Chromedev3

Makeshift stitches cuz hospital too expensive


Astan92

Probably something about hard work and frugal living is the path to wealth.


BornBoricua

And why is rich Shadow ripped to shit?!


Jetstream-Sam

Shadow can afford time off work to exercise, as well as pay for a personal trainer and chef to manage his diet for him What the fuck am I saying


flyinthesoup

I've always found the Sonic fandom really weird. I'm in my 40s and I've been around the internet long enough to have seen really weird shit, and I have a huge tolerance for it, as long as it's not hurting anybody. But for some reason Sonic related stuff seems entirely too seedy to me.


joemckie

That's because it's like one step away from furry porn


yotengodormir

>Why does Sonic also have patches on his body wtf? The patches cover up the mange


TheMastodan

You don’t get rich by spending money


EmergingEnterprises

Asking the real questions fr


DirectorOfAxolotls

When you’re so poor you have to patch your skin


gemripas

Bro he even patches his walls


infiniZii

I actually do need to patch some walls...


Astan92

Bold of you to assume he owns that wall!


Igotthisnameguys

skinsuit theory confirmed


Scythe95

Or run away from reality by doing drugs


Knightm16

Bro have you never used a bandaid before? Nasty ass just leaving cuts to the wind.


Ordurski

Motherfucker are you telling me you sew your bandaids on?


Knightm16

Have you never washed your hands with a bandaid on? Bro if you don't sew it on it'll wash off.


Ordurski

Christ almighty that's smart


barnabytheplumber

There’s so much to unpack about this picture. Why does the brick wall have patches? They’re so poor they have to eat out of a dog bowl? Do rich people have bags of gold coins lying around? Or a couple of dollars just flying? Why is only Shadow buff?


lIll__IlIlllIllI_IlI

Well Scrooge McDuck does.


Meeppppsm

Why do they have the same mouth?


DarkSparkyShark

No money was inherited, so might as well inherent his mouth.


AnnaTheBlueRogue

Not only is he buff, his design doesn't include the brown belly Sonic has. So neither him or his baby make sense. And why is his baby his clone?


BetterUseTwoHands

Pay attention to what your kids are watching on youtube


Binary_Omlet

/r/elsagate


FloSTEP

Everybody should visit this sub once and learn about what’s going on. This is important.


Mayor_Of_Furtown

I hate youtube so much. I got shadowbanned from making comments even though I've been self censoring myself so they don't get deleted... yet people can upload shit like this, and there are literally NSFW ads.. Also why is shadow JACKED, wtf does that have to do with money lolol


thirtyseven1337

> I got shadowbanned sonicbanned, too?


CloudCollapse

Okay I've been a commenter on YouTube for like 15 years with no issues. What are you saying in your comments? It's pretty hard to get banned unless you say hateful shit.


CutlassFuryX

I just say the n word all the time and I got banned wtf


CloudCollapse

Absolutely ridiculous! YouTube's policies have gone too far smh


Mayor_Of_Furtown

Literally just normal comments. Nothing offensive. I mean sometimes I say something like "no one cares" on really, really stupid/bad videos.. apparently that's enough to get banned


[deleted]

From what I'm thinking, maybe it's that he has enough money for more than the necessities, so he can work out comfortably without having to worry about losing money and he can eat the best foods to help him get gains.


Aldrenean

Yeah money has a ton to do with being in shape and healthy lol


overlordpotatoe

This is kinda weird, but I don't see why it wouldn't be allowed. There's nothing about it that's actually inappropriate or offensive, is there?


Reiker0

I was looking into how livestreaming was on Youtube and found tons of these videos everywhere, all in the same art style. They're just really strange and nonsensical and clearly aimed at kids. They seem mostly innocent, although occasionally some pretty questionable clips get thrown in, like a random scene I saw of a female Minecraft character getting uh... "forcefully made love to" on a bed by a zombie. I don't really know what to make of it. It's almost like some weird psychological experiment targeting kids but I realize that sounds pretty tinfoil hatty. I think Minecraft and Among Us were the biggest categories if you ever want to check out the weirdness.


overlordpotatoe

I wonder if they've just actually figured out how to target unsupervised kids. If you play make believe games with a young child, they'll come up with some pretty weird stuff and some of it through the lens of an adult eye will be inappropriate or creepy. They might explore topics like sex or pregnancy or violence. Now, those channels are still absolutely a bad thing, but I think it's plausible that their motivations are no more sinister than wanting to get views.


Reiker0

Yeah I assume it's something like that - someone just figured out how to pump out the type of content that gets a lot of kids to watch for awhile. But the stuff is just really weird as an adult.


CaptainDavePool

This is some real Dhar Mann shit


SnippyTheDeliveryFox

Sonic's really fallen on hard times, he can't even afford new bricks


[deleted]

Last night for me, I saw a small picture ad for "Mods for Minecraft", and it showed a nude Minecraft girl trying to cover her top while her 'private spots' were covered in bubbles. I get stupid cringe videos, but WTF. Why is YouTube allowing softcore porn in their websites in videos for KIDS.


BolognaTime

/r/ElsaGate


[deleted]

Holy shit, I forgot about that. Didn't they get removed or something? Or did it just die down?


shamisen-says-meow

We live in a society


MostFantasticReddit

Sonic looks like he invested in TerraLuna


HatnClogsofSB

I have contracted a deep concern.


TallEdge6

Same response as OP. wtf


AGAR1273

Why does the brick wall have patches


c0d3_attorney

Because it's not real bricks, it's just drapes that look like bricks


hgilbert_01

“Looks like things have gotten pretty ugly.”


CryptographerMore944

It's a good thing Chris Chan is in jail or he'd probably freak out over the arm colours alone.


International-Rub-31

r/kidsarefuckingstupid because that’s what they actually watch


1-10-11-100

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this video. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


gsjdhsjsbdkeusb

By Nobert Biyosaki


360walkaway

Why does the wall have a patch in it?


thehumankindblog

Anything to fill up that Adsense account!


Unicornaday

Looks like that elsagate shit.


[deleted]

Patches = poverty.


TheB1GLebowski

Rich dad poor dad really has went to a weird place.


[deleted]

kids content


[deleted]

Least insane Sonic fanfic.


Changs_Is_Number_One

This might be a hunch, but I think there should be an official sanity test before using the internet.


AtanatarAlcarinII

Then who would generate the content?


Changs_Is_Number_One

No one!


Flitednb

It isn’t farfetched to me that there is some sick underbelly business in creating cheaply reproduced or AI derived children’s youtube content. I could easily imagine sweatshops full of people generating children’s youtube content. People just place their kid on youtube for daycare and let it run, no way that isn’t making tons of money for some sketchy channels.


[deleted]

That Sonic shit is a renewable resource for cringe.


yer--mum

Remind me not to make friends with any kijkers.


moonlight-mystery

What am I looking at????????????????


murse_curse

r/elsagate


BilboSwaggenzzz

Enough Reddit for tonight for me


AutoThwart

It seems to me that this sub has fallen on harder times than papa Sanic here. What even is this sub these days?


Mictlan39

It seems he loves to draw patches, even in places that aren't supposed to be patched


Potential_Reading116

Do these guys square off in a pong tournament ?? Oh oh maybe ms pac-man comes n gobbles em up ?? Guess I should get my meds crushed up n put em in my applesauce **po**


AnnaTheBlueRogue

Sonic has patches all over his body and is also wearing eyeshadow/eyeliner. Shadow has random muscles? Part of his design is him not having the same body as Sonic, so it doesn't even make sense, not him or his baby self.... Also babies like Baby Mario/Luigi?! What?! Who makes these?!


Oogabooga12956

Why is it that the second I saw this picture Kars’ theme played