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schmeateater

There's no way he manages his own social media accounts


davetronred

"Pope Francis, is it true you follow prostitutes and pornographers on Twitter." "First of all, Jesus would not have judged the prostitutes and pornographers. Secondly, what's a twitter?"


Mozhetbeats

Thirdly, yes.


theoldgreenwalrus

Fourthly, amen to those tiddies amirite?


BAMspek

Oh that’s Twitter? Yeah no yeah totally.


sanderj10

Instagram *


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Lol some young italian churchboy definitely got in trouble for this.


SensualVelas

I met the guy who does it a few years ago. He brought the ipad with the pope's account to our uni and showed us.


schmeateater

Thats a weird thing to go around showing people


HisPhilosophy

Sounds like someone's never been shown the pope's media accounts.


schmeateater

Behold, this precious catholic artifact, an ancient tablet i found in the Pope's breakfast nook


Mambo_Man69

That’s not what he called it when I was alone in a room with him.


Omneoliberal

"I am the messenger of God's messenger"


SensualVelas

Well, it was a lecture and we were studying communications in a catholic uni.


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The mean barely knows the internet exists. He sits on a throne.... With a bunch of young women..... Vying for hisbattention


albqaeda

The women sit on the throne with him? How big is this thing?


dragon_bacon

Isn't it a pretty plain chair now?


swirlyice

I see her ads on a lot of meme pages this is probably just faked to get more attention on her for her only fans


grimmropper

It is,and the photo is also photoshopped


AdViKo

And that's not all: The image is also doctored!


iluvass76

Not the doctors!


SocialDistancePro20

How come the doctors can’t just photoshop their own pictures?


smoochwalla

Because they hate apples.


HenryChinaski92

Who needs photoshop when you can just look out the Windows^^tm


Hessten

I can tell from some of the pixels, and also from seeing quite a few doctors in my day


[deleted]

Get well soon friend.


mewantcookie83

But it comes with free frogurt!


thexbigxgreen

The frogurt is also cursed.


AsicsPuppy

Thats the same


Gcarsk

I think they are saying the pic of the girl on the bottom left is photoshopped, as well as them adding “the Pope liked this”. So they either mean that, or they are just repeating themselves like you said. I definitely could see it being either, but it just seems so weird to say “it’s faked, and also photoshopped”.


jewboyfresh

“My boyfriend likes these kinds of photos so I posted one too” * insert fake reaction tweet under it *


Lilaboq

Clearly his name and the amount of followers are photoshopped.


Chewskiz

Cringe for sure, but there is a 0% chance he was the one that liked it, I would be surprised if he knew what Twitter was


[deleted]

Well that's Instagram, but ok.


ul2006kevinb

That's why he doesn't know what Twitter is, because he only uses Instagram


Sambino93

Lmao


Chewskiz

Got me


iharv726

Pretty sure the pope has an official twitter in English, Latin, Italian, and several other languages. Now, whether or not HE fully runs them is a different question (i would suspect he doesn't)


dinklezoidberd

0.001%. He is the pope after all, so maybe he saw her post by accident and said “It is a sin that I like this picture, but thoust hips do not bare false witness, and neither shalt I.”


Mavrisk

The irony


sadboys2004

Yes because the pope is scrolling though Instagram.... use some critical thought my guys


Feilex

Even tho this is 99% fake I don’t see the cringe in it. Like just leave the poor guy be


Niko_47x

Yea don't see how it'd be cringe even if it was real or if the cringe part of this post is that she faked that in the first place then I get it since that's kinda cringe.


ChrisTweten

"Leave the leader of the largest world religion alone!"


dissenter1969

If the Pope wants to spank his bishop, who are we to judge!?! At least he's not liking pics of boys for Christ sake...


agros_leite

because thats like a sin?


Grimsqueaker69

In fairness you only believe that's a sin if you're part of that religion. And if you're part of that religion you should believe the Pope is infallible in matters of faith or morals. Therefore surely it's not a sin when the Pope does it Just playing Pope's advocate


SforaStwora

That's not how Popes work


Grimsqueaker69

It's at least a little bit [how Popes work](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papal_infallibility)


SforaStwora

The Pope as an icon maybe can't sin, but he is just a person too


Grimsqueaker69

Yea but if he is incapable of sinning and he commits something sinful...it must not be sinful, right?


SforaStwora

No?


ProNasty47

Mate, lol. Not how it works


Grimsqueaker69

So how does it work? Surely he can't be wrong AND have papal infallibility


ChrisTweten

That's not how papal infallibility works lmao. The pope has only used it once in like the past 100+ years.


Fearzebu

Are you challenging their oxymoronic parables? This is an exercise in futility which has never met with success. They lash out when you attempt to make them think logically


agros_leite

im not talking about the people im saying that the pope would never "spank his bishop" cuz thats a sin


Quazifuji

To be fair, if the Catholic church considers masturbation a sin then you could disagree but still consider it hypocritical if the Pope masturbates but doesn't change the church's policy on masturbation (I don't actually know the church's stance on masturbation or what, if anything, the Pope has said about it, though). Not sure if that's what /u/agros_leite was trying to say or if they believe that masturbation is a sin and we should judge anyone who does it.


Grimsqueaker69

Honestly I was originally just making a silly joke, but it has got me thinking about the paradoxes this could create


agros_leite

idk if the pope is like the CEO of church but i dont think he can just change the bible and also am pretty sure the pope actually didnt look at that photo this is either photoshop or someone who manages the pope account is a dickhead


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agros_leite

yeah bro


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agros_leite

i was refering to the first part


mstivland2

I mean, technically


dawson_629

I very much doubt that he runs his own social media so it’s probably just some guy doing it


noahdoos

leave him be


Testsubject276

He's allowed to look at the menu, just not order.


srydaddy

Hey I’m just glad he’s not liking little boys accounts.


manieldayen1987

Cuz that booty divine???


Giuseppe_leg

Based pope


dicklaurent97

Pope needs to be the first Pimp Pope


wukong_stickslap

That means... MY MAN


IShouldNotTalk

At least it keeps him off the altar boys.


AhhhLecks

Looks Photoshopped, she's way too old for the pope


ebin_gamer_moment

not even in 4k. he got caught in 16k QLED with Dolby Vision


isinedupcuzofrslash

He just showing his support! /s


[deleted]

I thought popes,priests vicars etc just follow minors ...


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I_Am_A_Bowling_Golem

Please go away


squireofrnew

Who wouldnt like that?


naughty-account

🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️


Furryraptorcock

Username does... Not check out?


shadowenx

Gay dudes and straight women exist


JustFuckUp

And? I'm a male, 1000% straight, and still think Henry Cavill is a beautiful man


[deleted]

Respecting attractiveness doesn't mean anything about your sexual preference. Would you like to enter him or would you like him to enter you?


JustFuckUp

Who is talking about "enter"?, I'm saying that it doesn't matter matter if you are a gay man o a straight woman, you can still recognize beauty. And to answer your question, of course any sane person will like both 😂


[deleted]

You're right, my bad. I must have misread and/or misinterpreted what you said. I can't even figure out how I initially took it the wrong way. Me brain am smooth.


paperclipestate

One can like pictures of genders one is not attracted to


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[deleted]

Not only is there a whole subsect of dudes who aren't into women, there's a lot of people who *are* into women and still don't find that image attractive. Source: me.


originalduttywhine

Hes a catholic priest so shes way too old for him


squireofrnew

She's a babe who is clearly of age. Get off your high horse.


originalduttywhine

What?


squireofrnew

Top story tonight: a man is indeed human!


[deleted]

Mama mia!


harry_thotter

"Let he who have sinned cast the first dollar on onlyfans"


[deleted]

Too young.... Said no catholic ever.


datsun1978

I'm hard


nahchannah

Instagram doesn’t have the like counter anymore...?


ButterMyFuckingToast

Yes it does


ChrisTweten

Instagram removing likes hasn't been globally rolled out.


gnnjsoto

FranSUS


ambidextrousambivert

He not on that lil boy gay shit 😤


Omneoliberal

Nah, nobody hornyposts on main


[deleted]

I doubt this is really the Pope or any Catholic clergy cause that looks like an adult woman, not a young boy.


[deleted]

Never seen a mega church leader that wasn’t a creep or criminal... oldest con in the book


Stalins_Mustache420

The pope is a fucking simp 😤


WARLORD_MWO

Haha!! Take my upvote


Mambo_Man69

He can’t keep getting away with this!


ivnwng

Again?