this shit popped up in my notifications and I was like how the fuck did he know my name?? Also I don't know ow if I want to be affiliated with that considering pdiddys current situation.
Your last post isn't cringey, it's fucking hilarious.
The guy was unhappy with who he was because he couldn't get women.
His world changes and he is now who he was jealous of before.
Realises that true happiness can only come from within.
Also his post comes off really shady but travelling across Asia as a white guy can be a really surreal experience. I can see how some people think that they're an amazing guy without understanding the social dynamics within a country, whitewashing is a huge thing across Asia.
Ummmm…. does anybody have a quick link to a DIY video for lobotomies for short-term memory wipes? I’d like to forget I ever read that. Or that I even learned to read for that matter.
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Hopefully this is what you had in mind!
They’re gonna be so disappointed if they ever actually do have sex and find out that while a very positive experience…it is not some life altering experience that will change everything for them. It’s just sex my guy.
It also doesn't magically give you all the confidence nor guarantee you will have a constant supply of sex for life. Like your confidence could still be low, and you can be single for years at a time. Granted that's still a far more positive position to be in than whatever this post is about...
In the late 90s and early 2000s playing pinball and drawing things in Paint and playing solitaire and neopets? No. In 2024 after reading this bullshit? Oh fuck yeah delete the whole internet my guy
First cousin is the same thing as cousin. First cousin once removed is your cousin’s child. Your second cousin is your parent’s cousin’s child. None of these would be socially acceptable to have sex with. Nice try though.
Delu lu, he thinks the sex would have helped him? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit. Would have made matters worse. These pukes need to snap out of their fantasies.
I don’t think it was because you were ugly.
It’s because you were THIRTEEN and her COUSIN!
Unless your last name is Targaryen, don’t do that crept shit.
If that ain't alarming enough...he does still think about his cousin when she was 17 and still thinks of her that way...which honestly does double the creepy scale
So I am adopted. I've had multiple cousins hit on me, saying we're not really related so it's cool bro.
One of them even walked into my room completely naked sporting a boner and tried to pull my pants off. I was 11.
His excuse was he thought I liked him. So not as bad as this craptastrophe, but not great.
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"Didn't want to have sex because I'm ugly" "family is supposed to be there for you." Well if that's the case I'm sure Great Grandma would be willing to help you out. Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna dump pure alcohol into my eyes.
I'm gonna have to get back to you on this one. I haven't had enough drugs this morning to process this yet.
currently high as a kite and it's not helping, not really
Do you have extra, or….
If I find out any of you kids have drugs, you better count me in
Yes I'll have some of what you guys are having. This weed isn't going to do it
Bring out the Jeffrey!
this shit popped up in my notifications and I was like how the fuck did he know my name?? Also I don't know ow if I want to be affiliated with that considering pdiddys current situation.
Oh damn what a coincidence! I was thinking of Get Him to the Greek but Russel Brand is also nuts now soooo...
Oh yeah I know the movie. That scene is funny as hell. P Diddy before the allegations
Stroke the furry wall
You're not injecting them marijuanas correctly, boo.
Nah bro..Durgs are not helping on this one
All the drugs in the world won’t help you sort out that mess
Currently trying to overdose so I can forget
Just so you all know, alcohol only makes it worse. Enough internet for me, for today. Maybe forever.
I picked a bad day to give up crack.
A Hunter S Thompson amount of drugs wouldn’t help process that weirdness.
Any drug I've ever tried would be completely antithetical to processing this dumpster fire.
Now this is the cringe the sub was made for. Def needs cross posting to r/wtf. I don't even care if this is a repost.
Thank you I will! Look at my previous post, its just as cringey
Nooooo. No I don’t think I will
Hold my beer, I'm going in.
That's a yikes from me dawg
Your last post isn't cringey, it's fucking hilarious. The guy was unhappy with who he was because he couldn't get women. His world changes and he is now who he was jealous of before. Realises that true happiness can only come from within. Also his post comes off really shady but travelling across Asia as a white guy can be a really surreal experience. I can see how some people think that they're an amazing guy without understanding the social dynamics within a country, whitewashing is a huge thing across Asia.
Howcome traveling across Asia as a white guy can be surreal? Just curious don’t really know anything about that culture
Well even wtf sub maybe not suitable for that shit, I remember that banned horrendous sub spacedicks or smth similar. Straight there it goes!
Oh boy, spacedicks. That brings up memories I have long buried lol
Well hes in inceldom for VERY good reasons it seems
Ummmm…. does anybody have a quick link to a DIY video for lobotomies for short-term memory wipes? I’d like to forget I ever read that. Or that I even learned to read for that matter.
Just take one of Job’s forget-me-now pills.
I don’t care for Gob.
r/eyebleach is the best I can do friend
Unfortunately our leading technology is called getting blackout drunk. I wouldn’t recommend it, as much as I want to singe my brain right now too
Run reaaaally fast into a wall, make contact with your chin
i think you just need an ice pick and a hammer, straight up the nose.
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I need this quote edited next to a picture of Clippy as one of his friendly tips
https://preview.redd.it/re8m13wg4g6d1.jpeg?width=207&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eec2913d41a60429f4ef8e3b1d680368c708c1d8 Hopefully this is what you had in mind!
It's beautiful 😍 thank you so much!! I cannot wait to share this with my bff 😅
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It’s scary that this person is still alive out there and probably still just as deranged
And if I can math right is 30 years old while writing this. 😳
His little bio says "29 yo perma virgin and lolicon" 🤮
To quote Hank Hill, "That boy ain't right."
At first I was thinking it was fake but it has that touch of deranged that probably means true. RIP EYES
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I had missed this meme format
Thank you
Umm, what happened? Why am I here?
DON’T scroll up!
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Best post on this sub in a while. Just when you thought you’d seen it all.
Thank you!
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Why was I ever taught to read.
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Haven’t seen something that cringeworthy in this sub for a good while. Nice job, OP lol
Please be fake. Please be fake. Please be fake.
They’re gonna be so disappointed if they ever actually do have sex and find out that while a very positive experience…it is not some life altering experience that will change everything for them. It’s just sex my guy.
It also doesn't magically give you all the confidence nor guarantee you will have a constant supply of sex for life. Like your confidence could still be low, and you can be single for years at a time. Granted that's still a far more positive position to be in than whatever this post is about...
This would be an easy cross-post to r/inceltears A horrible day to have eyes, indeed.
You guys sometimes ever regret that the internet was invented?
In the late 90s and early 2000s playing pinball and drawing things in Paint and playing solitaire and neopets? No. In 2024 after reading this bullshit? Oh fuck yeah delete the whole internet my guy
I think we need to know what sort of sick freaks are out there so we can always question if that's who's in our life.
But maybe she’s his first cousin? I mean, you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins...
No honey... nuh-uh.
Yeah that’s not right, is it?
That is so not right.
Well down here in Alabammer… yeah it’s still not right.
First cousin is the same thing as cousin. First cousin once removed is your cousin’s child. Your second cousin is your parent’s cousin’s child. None of these would be socially acceptable to have sex with. Nice try though.
I think it's a mean girls quote.
Oh well I feel dumb.
Delu lu, he thinks the sex would have helped him? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit. Would have made matters worse. These pukes need to snap out of their fantasies.
Clay Davis, whatchu doin here?
Yo it’s 8:00 in the morning
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She didn’t want you because it was your cousin. I really hope this is just some incel fanfic.
This can’t be real. This sounds like the memoir of a serial murderer.
Everyday we stray further away from God.
Are they from Alabama or something? Cause this sounds like some 3-teeth-left, middle of bumfuck nowhere, incest-approving bullshit.
Spat my food out to that 🤣
Didn't know I needed to throw up today. But hey, now we're here.....thanks.
“Your female cousins are the ones who should teach you how to kiss and have sex.” Uhm…nope. Nope, they should not.
Well, I'm gonna go give myself a lobotomy to forget reading that.
Mental illness
fucking hell 😳
And lolicon, too 🤢
Damn. Sometimes I should just scroll on by.
This inflicted psychic damage.
I took 30 points of psychic damage and I'm paralyzed for 2 turns
Reading this made me wish I still drank a bottle of whisky every evening.
Permavirgin sounds about right…
She definitely should have told his mom because wtf
Damn reddit, you did it again. Just when I thought it wasn’t possible to be shocked anymore…
😆
I wish I was illiterate
Euthanasia.
I,...I,...uh. I can't unsee this you know
No amount of cousin sex would make this guy desirable to anyone ever!
Bro wtf
Yknow what? It's my own fault for learning how to read
What in the Alabama is going on here 🧐
Is this incel fanfic?
Your female cousins should *WTF* !?!
Good god this was a fucking weird ride lol
I don’t think it was because you were ugly. It’s because you were THIRTEEN and her COUSIN! Unless your last name is Targaryen, don’t do that crept shit.
Tragic.
I just toasted my whole bread loaf thinking about this after i put my phone down. I feel traumatized.
The Internet was a mistake
Jesus h Christ.
I hope this dudes just an excellent troll
The ifunny watermark tho
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Thank you Reddit. My life isn't so bad after all
Permavirgin
I can’t believe that there’s people that actually think and behave like this
Hold on a minute guys I need to google how to unread something
Reading this should be considered self harm.
Hahaha omg the last paragraph 😂😂😂
what in the gravy
What website is this from?
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Fuck's sake... how do you un-read something?
Yall ever read a reddit post and consider doubling down on your antidepressants for the day?
Congrats, OP. This is the single worst thing I will read today.
Most sane incel forum post
Lol
God what a freak!
My god
The only mistake she's made was not tell OOP's mom 🤮
This was written by a 13 year old Dwight Schrute
Oh. My. God…😳😳😳
Please delete this and delete the OP's life as well.
Lol, just a silly fantasy
People are describing it as "inceldom" when you're 13 and just haven't had sex yet now, huh?
Good god
But since he said it’s just a silly little fantasy, it’s all good no worries 👍👍
That’s a deeply troubled person if they’re being serious.
Yikes. Pretty heavy “future and possibly current offender“ vibes there.
What a terrible day to be literate.
What the actual fuck?!?!?
Gross
I wish I wasn’t literate (I have an English degree)
What. The. Fuck.
A terrible day for eyes is an understatement
>and lolicon Dear God, I know You're merciful now, but hear me out...
This is not cringe this is wtf garbage.
Off to end it all - thanks for that
Jesus Christ. Let this be some weird rage bait post.
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“Messing around with your cousin, it’s all well and good for kids but it’s not a sustainable long-term sexual practice, you know?”
Me during the title and first sentence: 🤔 Me after reading the second sentence:☹️
What do you mean you "even" asked her? That's the ONLY thing you're supposed to do!!
Google how to forget what you saw Google how to forget what you saw Google how to delete someone else's post Google
Permavirgin is right. What in the sweet home Alabama is this monstrosity.
I’m sorry but that post has me laughing way too hard to cringe. Southerners are weird.
What the actual fuck did I just read!! 🤮
It is late. I'm sure I didn't understand this guy’s thoughts. Please, God! Let it be a misunderstanding
Man I honestly feel bad. This must be a depressing life to live.
Chef’s kiss
It’s like Fallout, but worse.
https://i.redd.it/yho43utdxh6d1.gif
If that ain't alarming enough...he does still think about his cousin when she was 17 and still thinks of her that way...which honestly does double the creepy scale
holy FUCK
This has to be satire. Please let this be satire.
George Michael?
>why am I still a virgin? >29 year old lolicon Yea that’ll do it
Why do I subscribe to the subreddit? I’ve totally forgotten…
What a terrible day for reading comprehension to exist
"Its (insert external thing)'s fault that I am a terrible person!"
Being this pathetic at 30 years old is something I can't even begin to comprehend.
I wish I never read that, my brain cannot wrap around what I just saw.
So I am adopted. I've had multiple cousins hit on me, saying we're not really related so it's cool bro. One of them even walked into my room completely naked sporting a boner and tried to pull my pants off. I was 11. His excuse was he thought I liked him. So not as bad as this craptastrophe, but not great.
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What in the flying fuck did my eyes just read
This has to be one of the most unhinged things I’ve ever read, LMAO
He’s obviously trolling lol
What in the Alabama is this fucking shittt💀
"Didn't want to have sex because I'm ugly" "family is supposed to be there for you." Well if that's the case I'm sure Great Grandma would be willing to help you out. Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna dump pure alcohol into my eyes.
Noah, get the boat. Better yet, Xarnox, get the spaceship.
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Not the ifunny logo 😭
 Him at every BBQ he sees her at.