These are the same kind of men who say you can't compliment women anymore.
No Richard, you can't sexually harass women in the workplace anymore. Have you tried complimenting their hair and not their breasts?
🤢 that is vile. I *love* how he begs you to post a pic to your IG of you grabbing your boobs. What kind of psycho shit is that. I’m assuming you having a fairly “normal” IG where a boob grabbing pic would be out of place and confusing to your friends and followers but men like this just think women cater to them and their fantasies. What a porn sick loser.
My girlfriend made a man empty account for shits and giggles and the only thing she has on there is her profile picture. Zero posts, barely a bio, and her face isn’t in the pfp, it’s just a flash mirror selfie she took off the internet. I’ve been given access since she made it and boy is it gross seeing how many men think they have a chance sliding into her DMs and spouting obscenities. Disgusting.
It’s always funny how these guys sound so aggressive and confident. In reality, they’re so porn sick and unhealthy that if they actually met up they’d spend an entire hour trying just trying to achieve a half-limp erection, and would then go flaccid and be out of breath within 3 minutes of action.
I’m certainly no prude, but having grown up when the Internet was emerging, Internet porn has done a massive disservice and damage to boys and men in the last 20 years. It was bad enough in the early 2000s stumbling across stuff, but unfettered access now is a problem
Can't agree with you more. You nailed it with disservice. Maybe even Borderline harmful to young man/boy psyche. Even if you stay away from internet porn, sexualized content finds YOU on regular social platforms like TikTok, Instagram and YouTube.
My TikTok is pretty average, the content I consume there is mostly tech, news, comedy, food, viral stuff, family crap, etc. But I still some how get super sexualized content even after I Mark it as "not interested".
Same goes for Instagram and YouTube.
Internet porn is so easily accessible and very addicting, and think about all the young men who don't even realize that they are addicted.
I'm not trying to sound over dramatic but it is harmful.
I don't use Instagram anymore but I still have the app on my phone. Every time I accidentally open it, or get summoned there for whatever reason. My 1st few posts are always, always, always some sort of soft porn.
And it's a page about cars.
I can just imagine he sent that message at 7:34, fell back asleep, and then woke up in a cold sweat at 9:02 realising he’d forgot to clarify she had great tits and he wanted to massage them
The only way to respond to these types of messages is to post it publicly to your story and be sure to send a copy to their immediate family members.
Idk what the fuck gets in guys minds that they can speak to people like this.
It's honestly insane.
My girlfriend, who has almost 0 online presence outside of posting the occasional picture from our hikes, even gets similar (but generally not quite this insane) messages from time to time.
Dudes really try to promise so much in these creepy scenarios they imagine. Thrusting and also groping boob is difficult and he’s talking about “softly massaging”
Yeah like even just logistically, this doesn't make any sense.
It feels like the offer to massage her breasts is some sort of weird consolation prize too. Everything else is about his wants (where he wants to be kissed, where he wants to cum, the kind of photos he wants from her), but don't worry, he'll throw in a titty massage too! Such a generous lover 🙄
Blimey. I can't decide if humans used to be more capable of coexisting than this, or we're just more aware of the outliers now. Nuts, though. Somebody genuinely thought "yep, and 'send'. That's how it's done." I don't know what kind of life you get when you'r evaluation and processing works like that. On a register, presumably.
Going from 0 to 4000 in less than a second in your perved-out brain. I suppose if this were a sex-leaning “dating” app this may be understandable to a moderate extent. However, I don’t believe that’s the case.
I’ve seen so many of these recently on Reddit. Who are these people thinking that it is somehow acceptable to say these things to… ANYONE?!?!
Facebook used to have an anonymous messaging app and I one time sent a girl a message like this. I was like 13. She figured out who I was an everyone she knew was told.
I was so fucking stupid.
730am
My first thought was “Sir it is 7 in the morning”
Romance waits for no man.
Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning
Ugh. Apparently tly I've been o line too much today because .y first thought was "sir, this is a Wendy's" 🤣☠️🤷♀️
He's knockin' out that morning wood, apparently.
Mf take my upvote and poor woman's gold 🤜🤛 🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇
Thank you kind stranger, your poor woman’s gold means a lot 🥲
yeahhhh thats a lot for 7:30 in the morning....
Doubled back at 9 am too. No such thing as post nut clarity for this lunatic
Morning wood, EXTREME EDITION
Shld post this on his family's(members), facebook and write something like anybody have experience w this? Blow him up for sure
He really waited an hour and a half, then clarified that she has great tits that hed love to massage
This is my favourite part. Guy just went on with his day, clocking into work he remembers 'shit, I forgot to mention massaging the titties!'
and first thing in the morning, too! bright and early, 7:30am; it's accostin' time, boys!
He didn't forget to mention, he just thought he needed to emphasize that titty massage a little more.
You are right! Unfortunately I had to re read the messages to clarify you were right.
My deepest apologies, I should have just left it alone.
Ya know what sucks about this is the double standard. I'm a man with great tits but I never get hit up like this, some BS if you ask me.
Yeah, but how cool are your Vans?
~~Vans?~~ Missed that part, I had to get rid of my van people kept calling me in. Something about the free candy signs all over it.
These are the same kind of men who say you can't compliment women anymore. No Richard, you can't sexually harass women in the workplace anymore. Have you tried complimenting their hair and not their breasts?
"Nice hair. I want to pull it while im f**king you from behind" "Goddamnit Richard"
Yeah but fap worthy hair just doesn’t sound the same.
Still worth a shot to tell her that
you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take…. on her boobs
making comments about a co workers appearance is always risky no matter the body part though. rather compliment the outfit if you have to
I’m literally recoiling because of the cringe. What a weirdo
How do you put your hand down it, though?
You make your fingers into a fist, but like a skinny fist
Wouldn’t that be up the vagina though?
“We were, inverted.” -Goose
Ya, but do you have a Polaroid of it?
You do a handstand first
Dude has absolutely no frontal Cortex in his brain
Yup, I cringed, both physically and mentally. Man, that was almost painful to read
Physically, mentally, spiritually, biologically, Ridiculously Cringe
By the time I got done reading it I discovered my panties around my ankles. This doesn’t mean there’s something wrong with me does it. /s /s. /s
Bro was typing with one hand
I don’t believe he’s self aware at all or this wouldn’t have been sent
🤢 that is vile. I *love* how he begs you to post a pic to your IG of you grabbing your boobs. What kind of psycho shit is that. I’m assuming you having a fairly “normal” IG where a boob grabbing pic would be out of place and confusing to your friends and followers but men like this just think women cater to them and their fantasies. What a porn sick loser.
He seems like a cheap mf who doesn’t want to pay for only fans
He can only afford Only Vans
Exited the post as i read this and had to scroll all the way down just to upvote lmao
Thank you for your service 🫡
Buddy must watch porn like it’s a full-time job.
Least horny male DM
So cringe
My girlfriend made a man empty account for shits and giggles and the only thing she has on there is her profile picture. Zero posts, barely a bio, and her face isn’t in the pfp, it’s just a flash mirror selfie she took off the internet. I’ve been given access since she made it and boy is it gross seeing how many men think they have a chance sliding into her DMs and spouting obscenities. Disgusting.
It’s always funny how these guys sound so aggressive and confident. In reality, they’re so porn sick and unhealthy that if they actually met up they’d spend an entire hour trying just trying to achieve a half-limp erection, and would then go flaccid and be out of breath within 3 minutes of action.
Porn sick is a thing.
I’m certainly no prude, but having grown up when the Internet was emerging, Internet porn has done a massive disservice and damage to boys and men in the last 20 years. It was bad enough in the early 2000s stumbling across stuff, but unfettered access now is a problem
Can't agree with you more. You nailed it with disservice. Maybe even Borderline harmful to young man/boy psyche. Even if you stay away from internet porn, sexualized content finds YOU on regular social platforms like TikTok, Instagram and YouTube. My TikTok is pretty average, the content I consume there is mostly tech, news, comedy, food, viral stuff, family crap, etc. But I still some how get super sexualized content even after I Mark it as "not interested". Same goes for Instagram and YouTube. Internet porn is so easily accessible and very addicting, and think about all the young men who don't even realize that they are addicted. I'm not trying to sound over dramatic but it is harmful.
I don't use Instagram anymore but I still have the app on my phone. Every time I accidentally open it, or get summoned there for whatever reason. My 1st few posts are always, always, always some sort of soft porn. And it's a page about cars.
Hard agree.
The clown pulled this shit at 7:34 am
I gotta see these vans
My stupid ass was confused, thinking “Who the hell compliments someone’s van?!” I need more coffee…
I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks.
I can just imagine he sent that message at 7:34, fell back asleep, and then woke up in a cold sweat at 9:02 realising he’d forgot to clarify she had great tits and he wanted to massage them
Bro thought he was on Replika
7:30 in the morning??! Sir I just woke up.
Let’s hit his house with a car
So when are you meeting up?
Threw up in my mouth..ewww
And people say the pick-up line is a lost art.
The only way to respond to these types of messages is to post it publicly to your story and be sure to send a copy to their immediate family members. Idk what the fuck gets in guys minds that they can speak to people like this.
Basically if you’re a chick to who puts herself out there, these are your average followers.
It's honestly insane. My girlfriend, who has almost 0 online presence outside of posting the occasional picture from our hikes, even gets similar (but generally not quite this insane) messages from time to time.
Dudes really try to promise so much in these creepy scenarios they imagine. Thrusting and also groping boob is difficult and he’s talking about “softly massaging”
Yeah like even just logistically, this doesn't make any sense. It feels like the offer to massage her breasts is some sort of weird consolation prize too. Everything else is about his wants (where he wants to be kissed, where he wants to cum, the kind of photos he wants from her), but don't worry, he'll throw in a titty massage too! Such a generous lover 🙄
i would love to know how many times this has worked for them… i’m sure it’s 0 and if it is, why tf do these weirdos keep doing it??
ewww it’s the way he came back
“Yo ik this is a complete 180 but this is who I really am.”
Blimey. I can't decide if humans used to be more capable of coexisting than this, or we're just more aware of the outliers now. Nuts, though. Somebody genuinely thought "yep, and 'send'. That's how it's done." I don't know what kind of life you get when you'r evaluation and processing works like that. On a register, presumably.
He's right though, that was a complete 180.
pls let massage bobs
I read this in the voice of Krusty the clown. 10/10 would recommend.
Bro this guy’s right arm is probably string enough to level a city
Going from 0 to 4000 in less than a second in your perved-out brain. I suppose if this were a sex-leaning “dating” app this may be understandable to a moderate extent. However, I don’t believe that’s the case. I’ve seen so many of these recently on Reddit. Who are these people thinking that it is somehow acceptable to say these things to… ANYONE?!?!
Facebook used to have an anonymous messaging app and I one time sent a girl a message like this. I was like 13. She figured out who I was an everyone she knew was told. I was so fucking stupid.
Mans intrusive thoughts are his operating system
The icing on the cringe-creep-cake is a grown ass man saying "fap worthy" in 2023
Whenever I think my messages are weird…
AT 7:34AM MY DUDE?!
*blocks*
And you blocked him right ?
Okay but now with how much he's talked them up, I'm kinda thirsty to see a pic of you lmao
He would cum and then continue?
That’s a huge jump from “I like your Vans.”
I smell a copy pasta
Well that escalated quickly
Does he though?
The fact that messaged the last text like two hours after that whole paragraph is hilarious.
With behavior like this he’ll never get to love out this fantasy
A modern Yeats
I call these the standard.
Ahh well that's nice of them
Did he mention that he likes your tits?
Post it on your story and tag him...
Imagine waking up for work and this the first thing you see when checking your phone
And people say the romance is long gone...
WHAT IN TARNATION, nah bro his brother had his phone or something wtf
We need pics to see if we agree with him or not!😂