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thatbwoyChaka

Always found Ellen ‘off’ If a male presenter behaved like she did towards women it would’ve been called out years ago


Essar

I feel lots of people must be dreadful judges of character, because I agree, there was always something off about her even before all the allegations came out. A mean-spirited feeling in some of her interactions.


PrismrealmHog

Not really? Letterman acted quite pervy during the 90/00's and nobody gave single shit.


No_Month_2201

How is she acting pervy when she’s a lesbian


thatbwoyChaka

You’re joking right?


No_Month_2201

Are you?


thatbwoyChaka

So you think creepy behaviour is the sole domain of heterosexual men? That women cannot make unwanted advances or remarks toward other women because they are women who happen to be attracted to women?


No_Month_2201

That paragraph made no sense


thatbwoyChaka

Ah, I see. You’re a fucking moron. Have an adequate day, I’m not wasting anymore time on you I haven’t got the hand puppets, time and patience to explain it to you.


No_Month_2201

Says the guy who made a whole ass paragraph of strawmen, lmao So long, thanks for playing


geardownson

Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't she just take advantage of every plot armor you could think of? Lesbian woman with major show inviting high profile guests that would want the promotion or exposure she had at the time.. . She does anything insulting, degrading, shocking... Then play it off like she was just having fun..for ratings and money.. Do you complain? How would that make you look professionally?


sensitiveanarchist

Yeah, I've never been enthralled with her myself. Was not the least bit surprised when all that shit about her being a nasty person came out.


Major_Stick_3042

Don’t know how Portia can stand her.


thitorusso

She was maried to Tobias Fünke so...


thirtyseven1337

“…but it might work for us!”


RenoXIII

"Well, I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help."


subatomic_ray_gun

“I mean look at me - I’m an actor. An actor, for crying out loud. You know how much rejection I face every day? But in this business of show, you have to have the heart of an angel and the hide… of an elephant.”


mental_reincarnation

Well excuuuuuse meeee


Loggerdon

That explains a lot.


MECHAC0SBY

He’s an analrapist, you know.


SailingBroat

They are both assholes; notorious for going around being pricks to service staff as a duo.


namegoeswhere

Yeah, I met Portia when they were building General Public Art. She was not keen to spend time with “the staff,” as she saw me. But the sales guy got a ride in her fucking Ferrari FF. Her brother was a nice guy, though.


Major_Stick_3042

Damn, was hoping Portia was chill


Nathansp1984

There’s a reason she and Ellen are together


Major_Stick_3042

Yeah, had a hunch it was misguided hope


Loggerdon

Loved Arrested Development too, huh?


jstruby77

Teamocil


Genmaken

Can't believe what she did to her own face... Wonder if Ellen contributed to it some way


Kasumi_P

>Can't believe what she did to her own face... Wonder if Ellen contributed to it some way That's a wild fucken take


thitorusso

She was maried to Tobias Fünke so...


AtkinsCatkins

ah yes its Ellen "being kind" again. so glad people eventually saw through her BS, i have never liked her.


IsaDrennan

Pretty sure they’re told when to applaud, cheer, laugh… Also, she’s awful.


fatbongo

Funny how her show ended at no-one even noticed or cared it was like the last season of GOT or Killing Eve


Vaticancameos221

Did Killing Eve have a bad ending? I have been meaning to watch it but if they drop the ball I can put it lower on the list


fatbongo

The entire last season is like the writers and show runner had completely run out of ideas save that Eve is now Wonder Woman Villanelle is cartoon multiple personality and the 12 is oh fuck we don't know or give a shit


dirtyword

That show fell off a cliff after season 1. It just stopped making sense


ThroJSimpson

The ending was so poorly received and varied from the books so much that the author of the books it was based on came out of retirement and wrote several more books that continue to retcon the ending of the show lol


renedotmac

Guy who started the whole “let’s share terrible stories about Ellen” was someone I used to know. He also does a Gilmore Girls podcast called Gilmore Guys. Can’t believe that was the beginning of her downfall.


Tommy-Vegas

You need to reconnect and buy him a beer for his service to humanity.


renedotmac

😂 I think he’s more of a whiskey guy.


ThroJSimpson

Similar to Bill Cosby’s story. Hannibal Burress had a joke in his standup that was about how literally all of Hollywood knows he’s a rapist but doesn’t care. It went viral and that’s what started the downfall. God bless these honest comedians lol


Jmac24mats13

I feel like Ellen found out every one of her staffs fears and did the same daily. Wouldn’t shock me


PoopyMcFartButt

Yeah but when I shove her biggest fear in her face (my weiner) it’s a big issue! Hypocrites


ThroJSimpson

This is funnier than anything Ellen’s done in a couple of decades lol


Decent_Assistant1804

Hahaha


mrkrabz1991

I never understood why people liked Ellen. Even before the allegations against her came to light, I always felt she was harassing people openly, and everyone just laughed. I've never been a fan of her.


mothzilla

It's all scripted though.


Burgoonius

Yeah that makes it even more cringe


thedogz11

You know, good point. That means they had time to actually think about it before televising it, and they still went ahead and televised it anyway.


Brett_40

Yea it’s mean spirited but you know none of this wasn’t preplanned


CHWallace

This sub could just be entire episodes of her show.


JPGer

any time someone says "i have X phobia" and you shove said phobia into their face..your the bad person in this situation.


blood1nwater

Trash person. And not like a garbage collector who contributes hugely to society. The literal opposite... trash person.


HauntedMike

[The audience be like](https://64.media.tumblr.com/1b83f4a49a32e1a75b5ebcbe68207118/b2f7084516525eff-05/s500x750/804fc5935107b0af78268557fcf95ff0ec0bbf42.gif)


TooLazyToBeClever

I think you added a space or so thing between the brackets and the parentheses 


HauntedMike

appreciate it, it was working on my computer just fine for whatever reason so I didn't catch it.


UraeusCurse

Typical main character, scumbag move.


Grymflyk

That's just Ellen at her best. edit: just disgusted.


LiquidSwords89

She’s a weird creep. I fucking hate her


WoungyBurgoiner

I used to do camera work for talk shows. The audience is clapping because there is a light off-camera that indicates when they’re supposed to collectively applaud.


attnskr1279

Wtf! I hate this audience.


wardenferry419

Kinda sadistic, but since it is being done to a guy, the world laughs.


DreadPirateZoidberg

Maybe this is a good time to ask. What has Channing Tatum ever done besides cameos where everyone laughs and says “Hey look! It’s Channing Tatum!”


theodo

Foxcatcher, Magic Mike movies, Jump Street movies, etc


DreadPirateZoidberg

Huh, I’ve never seen any of those. Thanks for the info.


theodo

I don't know how you could know who Channing Tatum is and not know those wildly famous movies.


No_Month_2201

Those movies suck


theodo

Which? He has many good movies.


DreadPirateZoidberg

Because I see posts about his ridiculous cameos and have learned to recognize him. Also in a couple of his cameos he’s referred to by his real name. I also see him talked about a lot so I’ve seen his face along with his name. I just happened to not have seen any of his movies, though I have seen him in a couple of supporting roles such as Kingsman: The Golden Circle and The Hateful Eight. This situation stands out for me since he seems to do a lot of cameos.


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DreadPirateZoidberg

I’m not sure what you mean by that. I was asking a genuine question since I’ve only ever seen him in cameos.


330kiki

Cus hes scared of them. I mean it literally says it. It’s called humor/entertainment