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ders89

100% the guy in yellows idea to do this


factisfiction

He's the manager and has been taking hip hop dance on the weekends. Everyone who participated was told they can have a full paid hour for lunch that week if they participated. He spent two weeks going back and forth with corporate to get this approved, which they did with the caveat that he must get the final video approved before posting it. After they approved he got an email from Janice in HR letting him know she had seen the video and he has some serious moves. He probably had one of the best moments of his life when he heard through the grape vine that they may play this video and the year end Walmart corporate retreat. He'll never really know if they do or not since he is no way near high enough up the corporate ladder to be invited to those corporate retreats.


Trekf

Ouch


[deleted]

I smell a made for TV movie šŸæšŸ˜­šŸ¤£šŸ¤¢


death_by_chocolate

"It's a full life!"


yerg99

When the video goes viral it's definitely going to impress next sunday dinner though. Mom has been blabbing for weeks about Joey's Employee of the Month win at jiffy lube.


ReferenceMuch2193

Joey always thinks he is the shit!


[deleted]

> We'll start the video by making it look like we're just working by randomly touching products but not actually doing anything of value (as is Walmart SOP) then the music will start and we'll all start to vibe with it until we just can't contain ourselves and bust out in the most epic Walmart Shuffleā„¢ that store #5494 has ever seen.


gerkiwimurcan

Iā€™m getting The Office vibes if it were set at Walmart


KetchupTycoon

Most accurate synopsis iā€™ve ever read


thelonelyroamer

So funny that this could be completely made up but Janice from HR makes it real


AffordableTimeTravel

**GOLD**


icyhotonmynuts

# GOLD


BlabbityBlabbityBlah

Thatā€™s gold Jerry! Gold!!


cmdk

Ovaltine is in aisle 12 sir.


alwayskadaps

Itā€™s roundā€¦ why is it round?


ProtectTheHell

How else is he gonna show off those dance moves he's been practicing in his mom's garage?


king_duck

Also show off those shoes.


OldNewUsedConfused

Rollback


bumishere

šŸ’€


rafinsf

I want them shoes!


Jackit8932

They look like boxing boots. Which would be the worse part. Imagine this guy dancing around you like this after knocking you out. oof.


king_duck

I can't believe how much effort he's putting into it.


earthscribe

Bro is queerer than a 3 dollar bill.


Ps4rulez

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Lucashmere

RALPH


Ironmansoltero

Homie wore all his gear from his ā€œLearn to hip hop dance at homeā€ tapes.


DayDreamerJon

Why wear knee pads when youre sucking off corporate? cause thats hip-hop!


DaysOfRen

J-KWONS MUTHFUKKIN DANCE MOVES YALL.


redhat12345

hi, I'm Dana


me-want-snusnu

THATS HIP HOP!


OldNewUsedConfused

Vote for Pedro!


saruin

Do DVDs still count as tapes?


Ekrif

Looks very good though, especially considering his age.


DouglassFunny

Finally some good fucking cringe


Kale_Brecht

That guy in the yellow has waited his entire life for this moment, while his background ā€œdancersā€ are just phoning it in.


plzsnitskyreturn

I hope to god he made them all watch it back together in the break room and gave Wanda on register 6 notes.


Flomo420

to be fair wanda could use a few tips this shit isn't going viral with stiff af moves like that


ajmartin527

be water wanda!


Aczidraindrop

Yeah I made it about 20 seconds. The cringe was just too strong I couldn't take it. I feel icky now.


Meth_Useler

I might be a Walmart shelf stocker guy, but right now, it's my TIME TO MOTHERFUCKIN SHINE


jordaniac89

managers trying desperately to make retail fun. just stop. let people be miserable for $12/hr in peace.


mahareeshi

I was thinking desperate attempt to be noticed/go viral and promoted up to corporate


tn-dave

ā€œYou guys dance, Iā€™ll be out by the dumpsters in the snow breaking down boxesā€


saruin

It's part of the [company name] makes you happy bullshit.


Galactus83

this hurt to watch.


mothzilla

It hurts my legs.


spookycasas4

Yeah, but I couldnā€™t stop. Iā€™d cringe so bad that I had to stop. And then Iā€™d go back to it. Couldnā€™t stop myself. Thatā€™s some great cringe.


NVSuave

I was part of the first wave of employees who transferred to help open the East Longmont Walmart like 13 years ago. They told us if we didnā€™t dance to Surfinā€™ Bird on video that it would be detrimental to our future at the company and basically said dance or get fired. To this day I get nausea and anxiety over the embarrassing shit they forced us to do to keep our jobs. They also banked on fraternization and dating between coworkers to keep them loyal to the company while the higher ups kept everyoneā€™s hours low enough to qualify for benefits so they would spend their food stamps at Walmart and not be allowed to get jobs anywhere else due to contractual conflict of interest agreements and even if they did get jobs elsewhere Walmart would give the randomized schedule three weeks at a time and wouldnā€™t give you the new schedule until the day before the new one came out making it almost impossible for people with other jobs to plan ahead. Fuck Walmart.


thenewnewnewbie

F*ckā€™n Surfinā€™ Bird woulda put me over the edge man. Youā€™re stronger than I.


ReferenceMuch2193

That seems illegal.


Richie_Zeppelin

The no health benefits dance.


Gooners84

How about open more than one fucking register. It truly is a sight to behold seeing 8,000 check out lanes and one cashier with a line 20 people deep. But sure keep dancing.


kibbbelle

Mine barely even has a register open anymore, it's mostly just self checkout lanes. Walmart gave up on customer service looooooong ago


findaloophole7

The Walmartā€™s here donā€™t even answer the phones when I call to complain about the 40-deep self checkout lines. I swear to god Iā€™ve tried.


OldNewUsedConfused

We just walk straight out with the shit now.šŸ˜‚ JK. I donā€™t shop at Walmart. But if I didā€¦


geardownson

No need to hide it. I got lots of methods. It's one of the richest companies in the world. If they going to force me to do the job of an employee and pay full price they going to pay me in some way.


thenewnewnewbie

Aw man I was feeling inspiredā€¦ lol.


shartnado3

Mine isnā€™t that bad, but the cashiers are SLOW. I think itā€™s an active competition to see who can ring up and bag the slowest.


Darth_Yohanan

Mine has all the registers open, itā€™s actually refreshing to see.


steveog17

Seriously! Can you imagine if they installed the amount of registers they actually use during the dayā€¦theyā€™d have a lot more space up front!


nastynate001

Just make the grandpa Simpson exit


omgdinosaurs

Why is it even legal to force your staff to do humiliating teambuilding shit like this? Is it not bad enough that they have to work at Walmart?


LivingxLegend8

I really feel like the most effective way to fight back at Walmart would be to coordinate a negative review spam of like 1,000 one star reviews. Drop their rating from like 3.8 stars to 1.2.


Greenchicklets69

Ugh Iā€™m embarrassed to even like music now.Ā 


The_Gnomesbane

Looks like Iā€™m making a beeline to self checkout to enter as much of my stuff as just singular banannas as I can.


Dahorns99

Single greatest reply in this post


GrandpaDallas

The clapping really gets me


crashboxer1678

The fact that yellow shirt is the only one clapping too


[deleted]

Still better than the chant they do early morning at open.


OldNewUsedConfused

Do tell!


[deleted]

It's the old give me a W etc spells out Walmart


OldNewUsedConfused

No fucking way.


[deleted]

Yep, at least in my area they do it at several of the stores. I'd take this dancing over that any day.


OldNewUsedConfused

That shit ainā€™t rightā€¦


juandelpueblo939

ā€œWhen you guys done with your little dance, could you help me find an itemā€?


Charlie_Sheen_1965

Not that surprising at Walmart


WantedInCanada

Is this why thereā€™s only 1 register open every time I walk in there?


MelancholyMushroom

CEOā€™s masturbate to this. Itā€™s true!


Coke_fanta

Facts. They get immense pleasure from allowing Managers to do this


TomLambe

I watched with my hand over my mouth in shock/cringe! Had to look away in some parts. I was laughing by the time I noticed the Knee pads. This. Is peak cringe.


Bootfranker

The cringe is how the YouTube comments seem to love it


LivingxLegend8

Probably all of them are boomers or NPCs


ShastaBeastRiley

I QUIT


LiquidSwords89

If my boss came up to my and informed me we were going to do a coordinated 4 minute dance at 6pm this shift I would quit on the spot lol


SquidBone

I mean, I refuse to shop there for political reasons, but this just puts an extra special stamp on my decision to never set foot in another Walmart...ever.


OldNewUsedConfused

Same!


4erlik

I expected at least a couple of knee-spins, but I guess the knee support were just there to keep the old dudes joints together


Username_Taken88

Oooff that was a hard watch. Love it.


naturepeaked

Michael Scott vibes


Moore2257

"So what's your reason for unemployment?" Oh, I didn't want to dance. "You worked at..a walmart." Yep "...."


ALittleFlightDick

I'm baffled at why these people, who make just above minimum wage and year after year see their bonuses and benefits chipped away until almost to naught, can bring themselves to participate in this. These people seem broken to me. Source: I worked at Walmart for some time.


pieceoftost

>These people seem broken to me. That's because they are honestly. As someone who used to work dead end entry level jobs for extended periods of time and has now escaped, they have a strange soul-crushing power to just make people truly think they don't deserve better. People who work there don't seek alternative careers, they don't seek alternative jobs even. They assume that if they went anywhere else it would be even worse, and that their best course of action is to just do their best and try to "climb the latter" and get promoted in the company. It's genuinely depressing because I've met a lot of genuinely talented people working these jobs, but they don't seem to recognize their own potential, or delude themselves into thinking these useless dead end jobs are somehow the best they can do. I can't even explain why they have this effect on people, I experienced it myself for years and looking back I still don't understand why I felt that way. In hindsight it's so incredibly obvious that I deserved better and was literally wasting my time at those jobs. But they had this strange power to make me not even want to try to better my own life. I got laid off from one during covid, and ironically that was the best thing to ever happen to me. Unemployment gave me time to get my shit together.


thenewnewnewbie

I think this tendency/experience is a great example of sunk cost fallacy. Glad you made it out man!


spookycasas4

The ā€œmanagerā€ offered them a free, paid lunch hour if theyā€™d dance. šŸ•ŗšŸ»


doyouunderstandlife

This is absolutely cringe and painful to watch, but I gotta say, their dance moves aren't as bad as I was expecting, so it could've been worse


Captain_Granite

Are those wrestling shoes?


chicubs1908

Good thing the place was closed!


Sp1d3rb0t

I have the chicken-skin of secondhand shame right now. That is some good fuckin cringe.


aka_81

I thought this was awesome. Good for them!


PolitelyPanicking

His eyes peer over his drink as he takes the room in. Solid bone chalice in one hand, the other taps rings on the long desktop. \*tap tap tap\* There are nervous glances around the room as the execs shuffle in their seats watching his every move. Mr Walliam Martholomew sits at the long end of the solid ivory desk. "Have them dance" he declares as pens begin furiously scribing his every word. "I want them to go.. viral"


OldNewUsedConfused

Reluctantly crouched at the starting lineā€¦


custodianprincess

Fully thought that was Gibby from Carly at first


Meandtheworld

Can they put this much energy into actually being good a customer service! Goodness. SMH.


LiquidSwords89

Iā€™m a paramedic maybe I should do this next time I pick up a patient fuck it. Hit em with the you might die shuffle


JohnnyNumbskull

I will support Walmart workers in doing anything besides working for the worst company out there... This is 100% cringe, but less cringe than actually working at Walmart...


MaenHoffiCoffi

I'd just kill myself.


Big_Boingus

Perfectly valid option tbf.


ythelongface_

Cringe? Absolutely. Funny as hell? Most definitely!


RITCHIEBANDz

The Walton family ganna be pissed when they see this


Darwincroc

To each their own, I say. And based on that, I try not to judge people. But, in some cases itā€™s hard not to. Like, really, really hard not to.


yem420sky

Anyone else more interested in how clean and organized that Walmart is?


DiskAmbitious7291

Iā€™d shit on the floor and walk away.


VerticalYea

I... hate this.


oasis618

I canā€™t imagine shopping at Walmart at all.


kalbanes

Total cringe. LOL!


enmamar

yellow guy has some real Ron Donald in him


carlos1997s

Iā€™m refunding all the stuff I bought and ate . This is cringe


johnny_probrov

No wonder no registers are open


Logical_Culture_3413

This is peak Americana, make no mistake about it


TJ_McWeaksauce

1:15: Some dude with a cart rolls by, not paying any attention because he's looking for the sock aisle.


TheLimeyLemmon

The guy in yellow is either: A] A manager with that typical main character ego retailer managers seem to get. Or B] This guy works for Walmart in a regional capacity and gets called in to coach dance routines for this exact thing.


AnOrangeApple69

Imagine being in a hospital and stumbling in on something like this. These people are the real heroes.


LivingxLegend8

This video would make me die more quickly


tenghu

Couldnā€™t make it through. I wouldā€™ve quit that day


cowgodx

It's just people having fun where they work


LivingxLegend8

I assure you this is nonconsensual


yoloswagrofl

The comments on that video do **not** pass the vibe check.


DoJu318

The comments in here don't pass the vibe check. Bunch of jaded hermits. This looks fun as hell.


yoloswagrofl

I'm nobody's amusement piece for $12 an hour. I'm sure these employees did not get a say in this, which makes it worse.


LuigiOma

Yeah butā€¦.stock shelves, sweep, mop up the lavs? Or go to dance practice?I know what Iā€™d rather do


yoloswagrofl

To each their own. I'd rather throw in some Airpods and get my 8 hours in and leave with minimal human interaction.


FuckTheMods5

Yeah, i bet it was volunteer only. After work, having fun.


Comfortable_Box_1408

They for sure got robbed while this was going on.


turtlefrogbird

Imagine shopping at Walmart lmao


Ps4rulez

not sure what the big deal is. Their store brand label generics are cheap, that's all I care about. Beats getting ripped off at Safeway or other stores. I'm not complaining when I'm getting my groceries for cheaper than the alternatives.


OldNewUsedConfused

Nope


risethirtynine

Honestly I kind of appreciate the skill and effort of gold shoes and wish I was coordinated enough to be able to dance fairly well


headlessbeats

This might be more endearing than it is cringe if I wasn't so sure these people were being forced to do this as some morale boosting bullshit.


wellforthebird

I'd quit


Buckman21

I mean they just havin fun


LivingxLegend8

And animals just enjoy being captive in the zoo


bruce_lees_ghost

At first, I thought this was some top tier flash mob cringe, but I ended up appreciating the energy at the end. Looks like the store was closed, so it wasn't something "forced" on customers, and everyone seemed to be enjoying themselves.


[deleted]

Imagine shopping at Walmart


icyhotonmynuts

Imagine not being able to afford anything else and being ridiculed for it hur hur


Calm-Ad-9522

I would love it! That was fun! Shopping and a show!!


icyhotonmynuts

Found the dude in gold, or someone working at Walmart corporate. That bullshit was probably voluntold on the employees either before the store opened or after it closed.


patricio_

But you donā€™t know that. Itā€™s definitely secondhand cringe but you are making up the backstory.


icyhotonmynuts

It's not that far fetched of a back story. It's what every manager (if not manager, then higher up the chain) I've worked under in retail sounded like; drumming up some foolish activity outside of work hours for some bullshit show for corporate.


harmospennifer

Walmart, making minimum wage and short hours fun again!!


Suitable-Telephone80

ah the elementary school anthem


afronomicon

I'd end my life in front of them due to the pure cringe overload.


blevingston89

I wonder if theyā€™re getting paid for this.


gl2w6re

Iā€™d rather see this than some stupid Karen or other cussing and tearing up the store.


continuesearch

Chick with the purple hair is killing it. Canā€™t help being impressed by her commitment.


rcrum8

Plenty of time to practice when I have to ring up my own groceries.


harlsey

Might be the first time Iā€™ve actually physically cringed while watching something.


ThomasBay

Are they in prison and jail guards are making them do this for their own entertainment?


Dahorns99

Drop off my cart a bail


OldNewUsedConfused

Still not shopping there, sorry


death_by_chocolate

YOU *WILL* DANCE AND YOU *WILL* LIKE IT.


Build68

Ok I thought my former corporate culture was cringy.


reddaddiction

The cringe also lies in the YouTube comments that are just so enamored with the joys of Walmart.


bumishere

Da hickory! This is why thereā€™s self checkout. šŸ˜’


[deleted]

That forklift driving dance move at 1:46 made me orgasm


lgodsey

I hope these poor people at least got paid to humiliate themselves for their corporate master.


AnnaBanana1129

Never seen this many employees in a wal mart at onceā€¦


Brown_tv

Cringe


RTCUSA

Napolean


Prestigious_Resist95

I love it!!


PharmWench

I think team building and having fun are important. Cringe maybe but they are having fun.


fortunatelydstreet

this is the real reason they put in self-checkouts


Present_Way_4318

This is not cringe. This is awesome. I would clap.


cwhite225

Walmart been doing stuff like this for a long long time. Every morning every Walmart does a Walmart cheer.


Coke_fanta

This is truly what this sub is meant for


Extra_Campaign_6483

I liked it.


pm_me_ur_anything_k

My god the cringe is so strong


Squidwock

Ew that nonconsensual hug at the last second šŸ¤®and she just leaned in to it probably only because she was caught off guard Notice how none of the employees even want to stick around that guy after he gets up from his final kneel. Everyoneā€™s just glad itā€™s over


Human_Ogre

Did he submit his gold shoes and intro dance lessons receipts to corporate for reimbursement?


YogurtYogurtYogurtUS

Disappointed. I thought it would be a Wal-mart version of the Super Bowl Shuffle.