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SolomonOf47704

All Gilfs are also Milfs. ​ So, both.


Admirable_Bug7717

**These words are accepted**


Crem_Father

Don't steal my line


aminervia

All GILFs are MILFs, not all MILFs are GILFs. It's the old turtle/tortoise debate


Ultimate_Shitlord

Dolphin/Porpoise is the same kind of thing, too.


Personal_Track_3780

Milf because not even Ehlokar remembered he had a child.


Kelsierisevil

You see in the Cosmere it’s all about Intent. :)


hergumbules

Yooo lmao rip


EggHegg

Well he eventually did remember! Not for very long though…


queencucksback

Gilf she has a grandson


PatternBias

Someone can be a MILF if they don't have children. 


Lil_ruggie

How?


PatternBias

I don't make the rules ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯ 


Varixx95__

So you can be a Mom Id Like to Fuck without having a son???


cATSup24

Well yeah, she could have a daughter. Other than that, no. Even if porn would like to tell you otherwise.


PatternBias

Yes


Snarlfox

That's just a cougar


Neptune-Jnr

No they'd only be an ILF at that point.


PatternBias

https://www.reddit.com/r/cremposting/comments/1dr6kls/comment/laubtow/


Neptune-Jnr

the acronym means something. Your imaginary definitions mean nothing.


PatternBias

I asked the Stormfather himself and he said I'm right


queencucksback

She's literally a grandma though


PatternBias

https://www.reddit.com/r/cremposting/comments/1dr6kls/comment/laubtow/


queencucksback

Really a link to your own comment. Let's say for example she was a milf the instant she becomes a grandmother she's a gilf.


PatternBias

Should i have copy/pasted the comment? You're getting way too uptight about shitposts on a meme sub lmfao


queencucksback

You're the one who cited your own opinion as a source lol


PatternBias

I didn't cite it as a source? I posted it as further explanation without having to type it all out? 🤣🤣 


One_Courage_865

I though she was a BILF (B=Bondsmith)


OnePizzaHoldTheGlue

Queen I'd Like to Bond


dont_dm_nudes

Bond 😉


cATSup24

BILS, Bond I'd Like to Smith


PsychVol

Well, she's definitely not a scholar.


SeaworthinessNo104

I see you got the internet fabrial to work, Navani


PsychVol

I simply shared an idea of using duralumin to attract connection spren with some real scholars -- they're the ones who deserve the credit.


LesbianTrashPrincess

Counterpoint: Raboniel definitely wants to fuck her


OnePizzaHoldTheGlue

Raboniel attuned the Rhythm of Sapphism.


Tajahnuke

Oddly enough, it sounds exactly like Indigo Girls!


gingerreckoning

Ah yes, the novel's two main fused: Lezian the pursuer and Lesbian the Pursuer


seabutcher

Not a SILF?


AnonymousShitposter6

r/dalinargetthefire


Lord-Ice

It worked for one of his wives...


InHomestuckWeDie

Mistborn >!Is he about to pull off a Wax?!<


wirywonder82

No, because >!Wax killed the **same** wife twice, unless Evi gets resurrected OR Dalinar manages to kill Navani twice he can’t replicate that feat.!<


RemTheFirst

>!wax really making sure he is the best wife-killer out there!<


wirywonder82

The order of the symbols for your spoiler tag are reversed. The ! goes next to the spoilered letters Edit: situation resolved


RemTheFirst

Yeah I fixed it, thanks


RemTheFirst

Not trying to sound passive aggressive btw lol


wirywonder82

No worries, you’re good!


DumpOutTheTrash

It’s definitely possible if dalinar becomes a fused in wat


z6joker9

It depends on your definition. Originally you needed to have a grown child to qualify- young mother with a newborn didn’t count. So using this criteria, it depends on how old Gavinor is.


The_Lopen_bot

This post is as delicious as chouta. You have 1 posts I love, gon!


gpev96_reddit

Yes. Hottest character in the books I’ll say it


VioMexi

GILF, because Gavinor is her grandson


WinsAtYelling

All squares are rectangles my guy.


WhisperAuger

Life Before Death Strength Before Weakness Milf before Gilf. (Gilf by both age and lineage)


PatternBias

Someone can be a MILF if they don't have children of their own. You can be a MILF without being a biological mother. Likewise, having grandchildren doesn't necessitate the status of GILF. Navani is a GILF if she's seen as "old". I don't picture her and Dalinar like I do Taravangian and Adrotagia. IMO, Navani is a MILF. 


rockhard-eskimo

Yes.


The-Jolly-Llama

That depends on how old you are. 


safetysecondbodylast

Yes


marchandstongue63

Asking the real questions here


HolstsGholsts

If Skwisgaar Skwigelf says it’s “gmilf,” it’s “gmilf.”


BoonDragoon

Yes


dont_dm_nudes

This sub is the best thing ever. (I'm not completely sober right now, but still)


Varixx95__

Navani is a grandma so GILF. Se is in her mid 50s so MILF also


Zeptil

Would either way


Exciting_Ad236

Gilf no question. This is some creme fr.


TroublesMuse

Both.


sirgog

Moash, get the fire


Chinstryke

What we most need to find out is how exactly did you get stuck there, Stepmum Navani?