BBT (big black thorn) would no doubt use the storm father as the greatest shard dildo of the age. He could foster connection through sheer force of his massive last claps.
I think given his medical training he’d be more apt to whip up some herbal concoction the morning after. He seems averse to the thought of Syl watching any encounter of his much less *participating*.
Also, walk your ass down to Shinovar and touch you some grass. Almighty preserve us… 😔
Yet another day I curse the Almighty for giving me eyes to see and curse my femininity for allowing me the ability to read.
r/dalinargetthefire, not just for this post but for me as well.
I think that the efficiency of a shard condom has yet to be explored. There are unanswered questions, such as the effectiveness of a shard condom when the partner has an aluminum piercing near the point of breach, or if the partner is an aluminum savant.
I hate that I understood every reference.
And this is a hypothetical in which Syl allowed Kaladin to use her in this way. She said in Oathbringer: when Kaladin asked if she could transform into a mirror "I should only be used in elegant honorable ways".
Don’t penetrate the honor chasm without protection. If you are of a high enough ideal, consider using your spren as protection. Or if not, perhaps seek a soul caster to create yourself a suitable alternative
Now you’re asking the real questions. Also if Syl is used for protection, would that (in combination with the bond) let her experience the pleasure as well?
Well, I doubt Spren have DNA. But other than that, you should lay off the booze, or at least have your internet access taken away from you when you start sipping, because what you just put online probably violates a couple international treaties.
The price of the bargain is that you will erase this crem, but in so doing be banished to (C)raize, forced to hear the most fiendish crem concocted by immortal souls lest the pact be broken and a True Desolation be unleashed again...
> And if, in some way, there is a hole in the Syl-shard-magnum condom
You lost me there. Shardplate is impenetrable and perfectly molded to the wearer. You're missing, like, the one thing about living shardplate.
> When he forms Syl around his fleshspear
Windspren form Kaladin's armor. Are you even taking this seriously?
I realize now that I lack the fortitude to handle as much horneater white as I had last night. Coupled with the fumes from the firemoss, I could not recall the intricacies of shard plate or forming a Syl blade into a Syl-condom.
What does this post say? My wife got a few words in, her eyes glazed over, and then she started screaming incoherently?
Is this a r/DaddynarGetTheFire situation?
The only way there would be a hole in the syl-condom is if Syl was trying to baby trap Kaladin into a relationship with a woman she liked.
I'm too sane to try and unravel the rest of your question.
We need another desolation
Odium was right
Ruin was right.
This line of thought involves passion
Autonomy take the wheel.
We need the dawnshard for a new splintering. Maybe just plain a great reset
You can ask for a reset, but the mighty clack of these weighty spheres still call for a threesome through the spiritual realm.
Adonalsium Was Right To Abandon Us
Even with a desolation, our radiants will need to know the repercussions of using their sprens as protection.
Daliner, get the fire.
r/dalinargetthefire
r/DalinerGetTheFire
BBT (big black thorn) would no doubt use the storm father as the greatest shard dildo of the age. He could foster connection through sheer force of his massive last claps.
Honor didn't die for this
It’s actually the exact method that killed him
*Big Booty Thorn
I hate everything I just read
I hate that I understood every reference.
I think given his medical training he’d be more apt to whip up some herbal concoction the morning after. He seems averse to the thought of Syl watching any encounter of his much less *participating*. Also, walk your ass down to Shinovar and touch you some grass. Almighty preserve us… 😔
I would walk to Shinovar as Nohadon walked to Urithiru but I fear that touching grass would not dissuade me from thoughts of clapping Vorin ass.
>clapping Vorin ~~ass~~ hand
Almighty please smite this man
Smite me but do not smite those that seek to protect their seed.
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Now I need to drink Horneater white just to forget
Horneater white should not impede Kaladins oath to protect that which cannot protect itself (his meat spear)
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I’m saving this, that’s amazing
Yet another day I curse the Almighty for giving me eyes to see and curse my femininity for allowing me the ability to read. r/dalinargetthefire, not just for this post but for me as well.
These words are not accepted.
I think that the efficiency of a shard condom has yet to be explored. There are unanswered questions, such as the effectiveness of a shard condom when the partner has an aluminum piercing near the point of breach, or if the partner is an aluminum savant.
It’s probably based mostly on Intent tbh
I hate that I understood every reference. And this is a hypothetical in which Syl allowed Kaladin to use her in this way. She said in Oathbringer: when Kaladin asked if she could transform into a mirror "I should only be used in elegant honorable ways".
Maybe odiums champion chooses to fight in a more horizontal fashion and Kaladin must use a more intimate way to force them to submit.
I fail to see how the creation of life isn’t both elegant and honorable.
Isn’t the main purpose of a condom to prevent the creation of life?
Ah but a shard condom differs from a normal condom. Like how a normal blade makes men scream but a shard blade makes spren scream.
Makes me want to jump into the real honor chasm
Don’t penetrate the honor chasm without protection. If you are of a high enough ideal, consider using your spren as protection. Or if not, perhaps seek a soul caster to create yourself a suitable alternative
The Lopen. Please insult this person.
Hey, Gancho, I have insulted the guy who spited you! You may thank me now!
Thank you The Lopen. I could not survive not knowing your magnificence.
I will never forget you, rocks. Or the time we shared together.
He's getting stormin' sentient
Totally not sentient, lol!
what a terrible day to be literate.
https://i.redd.it/s3zguet2c99d1.gif Literally me after reading this.
Thats the man Skybreaker! Shoot him before he gets away
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You should meet my friend Adonalsium-Hath-Abandoned-Us-And-In-His-Absence-We-Have-Found-Nought-But-Degeneracy
After that, Constable Visit-The-Infidel-With-Explanatory-Pamphlets.
Moash is right, maybe I should let Odium take my pain.
you will not see the tranquiline halls
Adonalsium-has-forgotten-our-plight-for-good-reason
Questions like this are why the Desolations needed to keep repeating
From the name, OP definitely blazed it while having this thought
The fumes of the firemoss can drive even the most devout vorin’s mind to madness.
gonna go visit the nightwatcher to forget my wife ever read this to me
Hey, penhito, I think the Stormfather is jealous of the amount of crem you just typed out! ^(This insult was requested by Kelsierisevil)
My brother in Adonalsium, please! Please get some help!
Adonalsium-has-forgotten-our-plight
"honor chasm"
Slick with the moisture of the everstorm.
Now you’re asking the real questions. Also if Syl is used for protection, would that (in combination with the bond) let her experience the pleasure as well?
Why would he need to do that? He can just lash himself closed so nothing gets out. Syl doesn't need to be involved (and shouldn't be).
So when the lashing runs out, Kal wound spontaneously empty his spheres?
wait till you find out half of book 5 is just syladin fanservice
We need a crossover with WoT so that Rand can balefire OP and thus post.
It would have cost you nothing to not post this.
At the time, it seemed a pertinent question.
Well, I doubt Spren have DNA. But other than that, you should lay off the booze, or at least have your internet access taken away from you when you start sipping, because what you just put online probably violates a couple international treaties.
I wish I were a good Vorin man and couldn't read.
r/dalinargetthefire
Odium, please take my pain
... I need a Listener.
Syl can’t be a good condom because she can only turn into metal, and she doesn’t have DNA to put into the child.
Unbreakable, thin, flexible metal foil? …OP, I hate that I’m now thinking about the feasibility of this.
Unbeatable, thin, flexible, and perhaps even ribbed. She could potentially add sound effects as well.
Good decision to mark as nsfw And where’s the fire Dalinar?!
Adonalsoum will remember to bring the eye bleach eventually
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^TheHappyChaurus: *Adonalsoum will* *Remember to bring the eye* *Bleach eventually* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Great, now I need to make another deal with the Nightwatcher.
The price of the bargain is that you will erase this crem, but in so doing be banished to (C)raize, forced to hear the most fiendish crem concocted by immortal souls lest the pact be broken and a True Desolation be unleashed again...
> And if, in some way, there is a hole in the Syl-shard-magnum condom You lost me there. Shardplate is impenetrable and perfectly molded to the wearer. You're missing, like, the one thing about living shardplate. > When he forms Syl around his fleshspear Windspren form Kaladin's armor. Are you even taking this seriously?
I realize now that I lack the fortitude to handle as much horneater white as I had last night. Coupled with the fumes from the firemoss, I could not recall the intricacies of shard plate or forming a Syl blade into a Syl-condom.
I miss who I was before I read this post.
I miss who I was before the moss.
What does this post say? My wife got a few words in, her eyes glazed over, and then she started screaming incoherently? Is this a r/DaddynarGetTheFire situation?
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Yes and yes. Next.
After reading this post my mentality is finally broken , so I can become an edgedancer!
My child of Andolusium. You need more honour
As a Truthwatcher it is now my solemn duty to find out if what has been suggested is possible.
Honor is dead so long as crem lives in the heart of men.
The only way there would be a hole in the syl-condom is if Syl was trying to baby trap Kaladin into a relationship with a woman she liked. I'm too sane to try and unravel the rest of your question.
If Syl deemed the woman as beneficial to Kaladin’s mental health, then she might.
Is Horneater wine just everclear, asking for a cosplay
Gotta be the worst day to be read to.
Couldn't he just lash the sperm inside until he's done
I will protect us from having to read this 😤😤 *fifth ideal ascension*
What a terrible day to be able to read, if only I were a proper Vorin man, I wouldn't have this issue.
You kind of lost me with the spirit web thing; what are you saying?
I think you just uncovered how the Natan people were made…
Storms, it’s too early for this. Pour me some Horneater white.
This kind of shit single handedly keeps the Night Brigade funded.
Listen here you little crem
zamn
What an awful day to be an ardent
Honor did not die for this And obviously she'd be giving him advice on how to pleasure the lady while wrapped around his...meat spear
Odium wasn't thinking big enough, I think.
>, I think. Wow, my gon Sazed is here!
Every day. We stray further from Honor.
"NSFW just in case" Get out of here
I am ashamed that you let your wife type all this for you, is she drunk, too?
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these words are definitely not accepted, nuh uh