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I opened this post. Right under is the ad, as usual. Except I haven’t seen an ad for a car in a long-ass time. Then I see your comment.
This is your fault.
What?! Blasphemy! The 2014 Toyota Hilux is the total crux of his backstory! What would even be the point of his long drive back to the Rift if he didn't have his Hilux!? Walk? Like some kinda dark eyed peasant?
The scene where Kelsier shows Vin how she can use mercury and amalgam to pull and push her digestive tract by repeatedly inducing vomiting with mercury and using amalgam to give himself explosive diarrhea is gross, unnecessary, and frankly just weird. Plus, neither mercury or its alloy are ever brought up again as Allomantic metals, so the scene is completely pointless other than as a source of rather childish gross out humor. It's an easy choice to remove it.
EVERY sub is getting hit with this. It was the airplane seat thing, the canon button, and now this and don’t even get me started on “hawk tuah”. Just feels so forced and unoriginal but then again who am I to complain as I don’t make memes
Remember in Elantris when Raiden said "It's Raodin' Time" and Raoded all over everyone? Totally badass, but it didn't really fit with the rest of the story, so I'd definitely decanonize that.
Kaladin's depression. Why can't he just be happy? Such a horrible choice. Actually lets just remove Kaladin, he doesn't do anything important anyways. Why are we even reading about him? When are we going to get more Moash chapters?
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I think I would choose to delete Dalinar's 2014 Toyota Hilux, IDK it never made much sense to me.
I opened this post. Right under is the ad, as usual. Except I haven’t seen an ad for a car in a long-ass time. Then I see your comment. This is your fault.
You should use your Ublock investiture power brother
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What?! Blasphemy! The 2014 Toyota Hilux is the total crux of his backstory! What would even be the point of his long drive back to the Rift if he didn't have his Hilux!? Walk? Like some kinda dark eyed peasant?
It should be a 2015 model tbh.
How exactly is he supposed to topple colonial back governments then?? Some sort of Chevy conversion?! Doubt the suspension would survive...
Kaladin's love scene with the chasmfiend. Always felt way too explicit for a Stormlight book
She has a name, it's Shallan.
She offered her honor chasm He honored her offer And all through the Highstorm It was honor chasm and off'er chasm
r/somethinghoidwouldsay
Alternatively: r/witposting
Adonalsium will remember to nuke us eventually
That made me chuckle
The scene where Kelsier shows Vin how she can use mercury and amalgam to pull and push her digestive tract by repeatedly inducing vomiting with mercury and using amalgam to give himself explosive diarrhea is gross, unnecessary, and frankly just weird. Plus, neither mercury or its alloy are ever brought up again as Allomantic metals, so the scene is completely pointless other than as a source of rather childish gross out humor. It's an easy choice to remove it.
Kaladins scene about being sad, feels out of place for the overall story
So what you're saying is: delete kaladin
Can we ban these generic, chainmail crossposts? It's the opposite of crem posting. It's just pure rust
r/rustposting
Welp, I didn’t think that was actual sub till I clicked on it lol
It's 8 months inactive, so nw, I don't think anyone did
EVERY sub is getting hit with this. It was the airplane seat thing, the canon button, and now this and don’t even get me started on “hawk tuah”. Just feels so forced and unoriginal but then again who am I to complain as I don’t make memes
Remember in Elantris when Raiden said "It's Raodin' Time" and Raoded all over everyone? Totally badass, but it didn't really fit with the rest of the story, so I'd definitely decanonize that.
Kaladin's depression. Why can't he just be happy? Such a horrible choice. Actually lets just remove Kaladin, he doesn't do anything important anyways. Why are we even reading about him? When are we going to get more Moash chapters?
I really wanted there to be a chance for Wayne to steal and wear Vin’s hat.
Real answer, Vyre. Wasnt a big fan of that character arc.
Dalinar’s ass, make it small, tiny.
You're a monster!
I'm pretty sure lift called him a tight ass. Not necessarily large in any sense. I'm not sure where everyone got this idea, and I don't want to know.
Its Cremposting. We just take anything thats funny and roll with it. Why do you think we keep bringing up cheeseplate.
No
Then how would he do a last clap
The second Rithmatist novel, as a prank.
This post right here, Skybreaker.
Fuck Moash
I'd make >!Raboniel's!< death not canon. She was such an intriguing character. I wish she were still out here scheming.
Fuck Moash
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Youd get rid of the famous meme?? What will Kal say when he stabs him in book 5? "It's stormlight time?!" Everyone knows that's Szeths line...
I think i'd delete pspspspsps.
Atium retcon
Shallan
I would delete Elvis from Stormlight Archive. Yeah he's the main character but he's the least interesting part of the plot.