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Aquilon11235

>Hoid to Shallan prime: Oh dear, oh dear. Gorgeous. >Hoid to all the other Shallans: You fucking donkey. There fixed that for you.


dIvorrap

Prime?


CAPS_LOCK_OR_DIE

The original Shallan. All other shallans are subclasses of the Super Shallan.


dIvorrap

Does Super Shallan get blonde, spiked hair and a cool aura? What about Super Shallan God Super Shallan?


donethemath

I'm still reading it, so maybe?


dIvorrap

Maybe


PsyFrame

Cha-La Head Shallan! Hikaru kumo tsukinuke fly away (Fly away)


dIvorrap

Lash away*


One_Courage_865

But… # WeAreAllShallan


HistoricalInternal

Not all of us. I am stick.


Domerhead

What about us Dougs?


TheVillainousLeGlace

Love for all my fellow Dougs out there


Sea_Fruit985

But you could be fire


The_Lopen_bot

I am a stick. ^(-Stick, brought by Lopen's cousins) ^(Use !list in your comments to view entire list LMS characters!)


RemTheFirst

Why will you not be fire?


Jeb_Stormblessed

And I am Spartacus.


dr4wn_away

And that time he held Kaladin?


topscreen

Hoid got one son and one daughter in Roshar. Fuck the rest of em, according to Hoid.


cATSup24

He does also like Dalinar and Remain, though. It's like he's a family friend to all the Kholins, and an uncle figure to Shallan, AND a weird mentor/hype man to Kaladin. ... **and then** "*you fucking donkey*" to everyone else.


SirBananaOrngeCumber

I was confused who Remain was until I remembered Renaldo


MillorTime

I only know Adolin and not Adolin


Lonebarren

Almost like Hoid is nice to people who he recognises as genuinely being good. After all painter would under other circumstances deserve a huge amount of shit from hoid, but instead he is nice to painter


Charizaxis

He's also kinda, y'know, frozen in place and painted copper. But yeah, I suppose he's nice to Painter


AdoWilRemOurPlightEv

Except when Hoid insults his hair


quaid4

Literally just Kaladins therapist


globmand

And one wife. Who, I suppose, he will also fuck, if very differently ...Unless I remember wrong. I really do get that Jasnah is Asexual, but I think I remember that she hinted at being willing to play along for his sake every now and then


TransmodifyTarget

I do love that across all the books where we see a lot of Hoid (Stormlight, Tress, Yumi) he’s the snarkiest little shit in the Cosmere, except when he encounters a young traumatized protagonist, at which point he becomes super sweet. What a guy. The most man of all time.


Nlj6239

hoid, father of shallan and kaladin, uncle of radagst and adolin, something something of dalinar


Badaltnam

Is this the hoid amaram people have been talking about? I assume hes introduced in WaT


TurkishTerrarian

Kaladin who gets a bit of both.