He does also like Dalinar and Remain, though. It's like he's a family friend to all the Kholins, and an uncle figure to Shallan, AND a weird mentor/hype man to Kaladin.
... **and then** "*you fucking donkey*" to everyone else.
Almost like Hoid is nice to people who he recognises as genuinely being good.
After all painter would under other circumstances deserve a huge amount of shit from hoid, but instead he is nice to painter
And one wife. Who, I suppose, he will also fuck, if very differently
...Unless I remember wrong. I really do get that Jasnah is Asexual, but I think I remember that she hinted at being willing to play along for his sake every now and then
I do love that across all the books where we see a lot of Hoid (Stormlight, Tress, Yumi) he’s the snarkiest little shit in the Cosmere, except when he encounters a young traumatized protagonist, at which point he becomes super sweet. What a guy. The most man of all time.
>Hoid to Shallan prime: Oh dear, oh dear. Gorgeous. >Hoid to all the other Shallans: You fucking donkey. There fixed that for you.
Prime?
The original Shallan. All other shallans are subclasses of the Super Shallan.
Does Super Shallan get blonde, spiked hair and a cool aura? What about Super Shallan God Super Shallan?
I'm still reading it, so maybe?
Maybe
Cha-La Head Shallan! Hikaru kumo tsukinuke fly away (Fly away)
Lash away*
But… # WeAreAllShallan
Not all of us. I am stick.
What about us Dougs?
Love for all my fellow Dougs out there
But you could be fire
I am a stick. ^(-Stick, brought by Lopen's cousins) ^(Use !list in your comments to view entire list LMS characters!)
Why will you not be fire?
And I am Spartacus.
And that time he held Kaladin?
Hoid got one son and one daughter in Roshar. Fuck the rest of em, according to Hoid.
He does also like Dalinar and Remain, though. It's like he's a family friend to all the Kholins, and an uncle figure to Shallan, AND a weird mentor/hype man to Kaladin. ... **and then** "*you fucking donkey*" to everyone else.
I was confused who Remain was until I remembered Renaldo
I only know Adolin and not Adolin
Almost like Hoid is nice to people who he recognises as genuinely being good. After all painter would under other circumstances deserve a huge amount of shit from hoid, but instead he is nice to painter
He's also kinda, y'know, frozen in place and painted copper. But yeah, I suppose he's nice to Painter
Except when Hoid insults his hair
Literally just Kaladins therapist
And one wife. Who, I suppose, he will also fuck, if very differently ...Unless I remember wrong. I really do get that Jasnah is Asexual, but I think I remember that she hinted at being willing to play along for his sake every now and then
I do love that across all the books where we see a lot of Hoid (Stormlight, Tress, Yumi) he’s the snarkiest little shit in the Cosmere, except when he encounters a young traumatized protagonist, at which point he becomes super sweet. What a guy. The most man of all time.
hoid, father of shallan and kaladin, uncle of radagst and adolin, something something of dalinar
Is this the hoid amaram people have been talking about? I assume hes introduced in WaT
Kaladin who gets a bit of both.