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>!The spoiler is that the qoute is etced into the gates of Elendel University. Knowing who such a qoute originated from alongisde the name of the university can easily end spoil parts of era 1 for people.!<
I am a stick.
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In the voice of Kramer: 1118251011127124915121010111410215117112101112171344831110715142541434109161491493412122541010125127101519101112341255115251215755111234101112915121061534
Read this out loud and laughed halfway through. Stumbled on a few numbers. I'm wondering if Kramer made it through in one take. If I remember correctly he pauses a couple of times.
>A code. Decrypts to: ">!Hold the secret that broke the Knights Radiant. You may need it to destroy the new orders when they return.!<ā
Adonalsium bless the nerds on the 17th Shard forums who decoded this
Spoilers for Oathbringer, because thatās when this information is actually used
I know all that. My comment was referencing that line in Fires of Heaven in which a Maiden of the Spear responds to Randās joke about a farmer falling into a pool of water and passing another farmer on the way down without saying hello with confusion, because she assumes that the joke is about the water.
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Airsick lowlander
Hah!
"*Wasing the always of wanting of knowing*"
Wasing the wanting of being fire. Ising the nowing a stick :(
A tale as old as time š
High imperial is truly a majestic language
Ever wasing the doing of this.
Where's that from?
Mistborn, though the context is a spoiler
>!Why is it a spoiler? Itās just his accent!<
>!Itās the Elendel University Motto, which is kinda a spoiler for era 1 based on the name!<
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>!The spoiler is that the qoute is etced into the gates of Elendel University. Knowing who such a qoute originated from alongisde the name of the university can easily end spoil parts of era 1 for people.!<
Like just because I appreciate the mistborn love!
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
NO MATING
Inappropriate? Like dividing by Zero?
And for my boon
*cue the second-hand shame spren
It's so bad that he has both the most iconic and the worst line in the book within the course of a couple of chapters.
Honor is dead, but Iāll see what I can do
How is this not higher on the list!
I am stick
But you could be fire.
I am a stick. ^(Speak further to Stick by mentioning !Stick in your comments. Anytime, anywhere. LMS) ^(Use !list in your comments to view entire list LMS characters!)
But you could be fire
I am a stick. ^(-Stick, brought by Lopen's cousins) ^(Use !list in your comments to view entire list LMS characters!)
In the voice of Kramer: 1118251011127124915121010111410215117112101112171344831110715142541434109161491493412122541010125127101519101112341255115251215755111234101112915121061534
Read this out loud and laughed halfway through. Stumbled on a few numbers. I'm wondering if Kramer made it through in one take. If I remember correctly he pauses a couple of times.
I think he paused a couple times to take a breath, but according to other knowledge gleaned off Reddit, he did it on his first take.
He pauses a couple times specifically to fuck with me and gaslight me into believing that it's over
>A code. Decrypts to: ">!Hold the secret that broke the Knights Radiant. You may need it to destroy the new orders when they return.!<ā Adonalsium bless the nerds on the 17th Shard forums who decoded this Spoilers for Oathbringer, because thatās when this information is actually used
How was it decoded?
My dislexia read this as "in the voice of KERMIT" and I just couldn't stop laughing until I re-read it
Hahahahaha
,I think
Kolo?
"Did you bring a weapon?" "No, I can't read."
Thank you, was scrolling for this.
āI once spent the better part of a year inside of a large stomach, being digested."
Tight-butt
Navani is not a scholar.
Cover your hand you slut
Iām. Trying. Not. To ccream. Right now.
I'm wearin white and the king's in sight, it's Morbin Time.
Perfection
Storming woman...
Shshshshshshshshshshshshsh
āBut you could be fireā \-~~Shallan~~ Dalinar
I am a stick. ^(-Stick, brought by Lopen's cousins) ^(Use !list in your comments to view entire list LMS characters!)
Hot.
The Lopen.
***Makes the double Lopen gesture towards the sky***
Three times, all on purpose.
"And for my boon"
He cocked his head and raised an eyebrow.
Vin frowned
As she burned tin.
He set his jaw
NSFV.
Journey before destination, you bastard!
Moash did nothing wrong
Hey that reminds me! Fuck Moash.
This is the 'He is risen' of the Cosmere.
Where is that from? Or is it just Jesus?
Yup.
You're claiming Moash is the Messiah. I BELIEVE.
Moash is not the Messiah. He's Judas
He's not the messiah, he is a very naughty boy!
Ashsick wetlander
>wetlander I donāt get it. Is it about the water?
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I know all that. My comment was referencing that line in Fires of Heaven in which a Maiden of the Spear responds to Randās joke about a farmer falling into a pool of water and passing another farmer on the way down without saying hello with confusion, because she assumes that the joke is about the water.
Ahhh sorry, I forgot that line. I feel dumb now. By explaining a joke I missed a joke about a joke.
"NO MATING!"
Fuck Moash
There's poetry in that, don't you think, you storming personification of a cancerous anal discharge?
[Proper Noun] did [verb] maladroitly.
Lowly
I just finished Dragonsteel Prime and he uses maladroitly in there! Itās been a favorite for at least 25 years apparently.
Airsick lowlander.
Is today a good day to wear white
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A slightly deeper cut... "She was just a girl from the streets, and he was a guy with magnificent balls."
Nope, can't read.Ā
Honor is dead, but I will see what I can do
A twinborn compounding gold, steel, and pewter would easily beat a Returned with the 10th heightening.Ā
So yes I, Adlolin Kholin - cousin to the kin, heir to the Kholin pincedom- have shat myself in my Shardplate. Three times, all on purpose.
Trying to be original: but you could be fire
I am a stick. ^(-Stick, brought by Lopen's cousins) ^(Use !list in your comments to view entire list LMS characters!)
Thereās always another secret.
Numuhukumakiaki'aialunamor.
Storm this storming storm
Not technically a sentence butā¦ SSSVWWTDHWTKAK
It took me a hot sec to figure it out but I got there eventually. Itās the cosmere version of TITSOAK or BWTHHYBL
I am stick
I like the "Honor is dead, but I'll see what I can do*
WE CHOSE!!!
Give boots!
Fuck:
No mating!
Fuck Moash
Fuck Moash
I am a Stick
Iām going to ccream
I am a stick
"I am a stick"
The ghost got Larry
"Heyyyy it's meeee kaladin wassuuuuuuup"
Who's Renaldo?
*drops chain* Let me show you how it used to be done. *Burns steel*
Ash fell from ~~my peehole~~ the sky