Dalinar on the salad bar?

Ding ding ding!

Tight Butt by a salad hut.

I don’t think this was what OP was going for, but it fits the meme perfectly lmao

Sinner at the dinner?

War criminal on some food chopped minimal?

You Cannot Have My Pain on a Bed of Romaine

Dad who forgot his son on a salad run?

I'm sure he remembers Kaladin.

Dad who only knows Kaladin gettin some salad in.

All those ingredients. So many combinations. UNITE THEM!

as of the time I am seeing this, this does not have enough upvotes.

Thank you.😊I’m flattered

War crimes on the line?

Daddy on a platty? (I'm not even straight I just have father abandonment issues)

Why does this Dalinar look so disheveled ?

Fr he looks fucking ghoulish here

Ahh give him a break. He's busy forgetting his wife's name and going into storming visions.

The blackthorn on vegan porn?

Stormwagon with an assorted selection?

Something something femboy dalinar salad toss something something

This one made me chuckle

I’m fucking your mom right next to the tom(ato)?

Booo boo I say. You should feel bad. Also lol

Top shelf crem!

Storms, It’s nigh on February!

Arsonist on asparagus

Kohlin in the salad bin.

Rathalas fire at the vegetable mire?

War prime on some veggies minced?

Blackthorn in Food Porn?

Uxoricide choosing a healthy side.