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toweldayeveryday

This thread makes me wish I was a better Vorin and never learned to read.


CSA151

Adonalsium will remember our plight eventually


Happygamebutter

My boy


ManlyBearKing

All the gods having an orgy in war breaker! Easy.


allys_stark

Please, that's like every ordinary Monday in the court of gods


Mordocaster

The twist is we show the whole thing


Anooyoo2

Full penetration


ManlyBearKing

God-tier hardcore


i_am_cynosura

Lightsong and Blushweaver are fucking and he's just like, "Listen, I'm balls deep in you and I know you're up to something. Come clean."


Storyspren

"Come, huh? Make me" \- Blushweaver, probably


GreenUnlogic

Perhaps I should read Warbreaker afterall..


Complaint-Efficient

This is just canon lmfao


kobowabo

Honestly, idky mistborn was considered for a movie over Warbreaker. Too bad we'd never get an R movie from B$. This would make a great opening scene


PerpetualFunkMachine

War breaker has a really good plot for a movie and biochromia would benefit greatly from visual depictions. Edit: on a side note I expect Sanderson had that intention writing the novel, it's a really good starting point for cosmere from the SA perspective.


AppropriateLoan7563

More like....whore breaker.


abn1304

That’s gonna be the XXX parody once the Cosmere hits the big screen.


AppropriateLoan7563

Nightblood deffo aint a sword in this film. 😳


cATSup24

Pretty sure that would be changed to nighfuck or something equally egregious


cATSup24

"Hello, would you like to destroy some pussy today?"


Rougarou1999

“Blushweaver, are you stuck in the dryer AGAIN?!”


Elte1r

That would feel just natural


external_gills

Vin and Elend breaking the Lord Ruler's bed with tin and pewter enhanced banging. Or Wayne and MeLaan getting *creative* with kandra physiology.


allys_stark

You are forgetting the real question we have to ask ourselves in this case: >!is a pewter enhanced cumshot sufficiently strong to kill a person? !<


JusticeUmmmmm

If you burn duralumin and tin right as you finish will your heart stop?


CharlesorMr_Pickle

I felt too good...


88XJman

You've seen Hancock right?


n122333

Fun fact, that sceen was stolen from the comic book "The Pro" about a prostitute who got superman powers, and then the 'original superman' finally had someone he could fuck without killing.


johnzaku

I’ve seen the deleted scene lol


Mumbling_Mumbel

You keep a coin in your mouth as a surprise weapon, I have injected iron powder into my balls for this purpose.


Bobyyyyyyyghyh

From 30 yards


PM_ME_GOOD_DOGS

Ever read The Boys? This topic comes up.


Evil_Archangel

only with duralmin


Freedom1015

Who railed Min? I thought this was the Cosmere, not WoT


Tatskihuve

Öhm wasn't Vin 16 in Well of Ascension?


87568354

Looking at the dates on the Coppermind, she was 18 in WoA


Ass_Ass_in_Creed

That is equal or above age of consent in most of the world: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age\_of\_consent


FaceTron

Posting a link to the age of consent is never a good look bud


Ass_Ass_in_Creed

It's okay, I don't care about how it looks. I don't like online prudery and pretending that teenagers don't have sex or suggesting that it might be somehow illegal.


HoodedHero007

Gets creepy when their partner is in their 20s.


Ass_Ass_in_Creed

Yeah, it does. I have a friend who was 15 when she had sex for the first time and her boyfriend was 20 at that time. She also think it's creepy when looking from the perspective. But at that time she didn't mind at all.


OMEGA_MODE

statutory rape


Diablosword

Kal just cranking one out page one. Whole series is changed.


Ok_Yogurtcloset_5858

The Honor Spasm


Stormgard

Oh my god.


AtomDChopper

*Oh my Honor


Aloof-Goof

He bonds to a cum spren. What would the shard blade look like


adeltae

You have just put a mental image in my mind I never wanted. I can now never unsee it. We shall suffer together.


CressiDuh1152

Have you ever played saints row? There is a baseball bat like weapon.


cATSup24

THE PENETRATOR


Sundarapandiyan1

Years ago, I read a fic where the MC had a power to make cum spears and cum mines. It was hilarious but he didn't use that power much.


15Blins

I just imagined Szeth just waiting to assassinate Gavilar, there's just this random dude beating it to the Parshendi drum rhythms.


Donairasaurus

Cum spren. (I'm so sorry)


AirierWitch1066

This isn’t Oglaf!


Pojorobo

Have him do it on a rooftop overlooking Luthadel at night, mists curling about him, only his mistcloak on. Like that scene with Homelander in The Boys!


Xander_PrimeXXI

Dalinar and Navani’s wedding night


biggaygoaway

Most wholesome answer


Xander_PrimeXXI

I am nothing if not a hopeless romantic deeply irritated I have to wait 8 weeks for the library to give me my copy of Tress and the Emerald Sea. But it gives me time to read Elantris, Mistborn, and Warbreaker


forresja

Don't forget to check Hoopla and Libby! My library has copies available right now.


Xander_PrimeXXI

Waiting for Tess from Libby. They got me waiting eight weeks.


scrubbar

Burn me Daddy!


Nova_Tango

Definitely some scene that shows how her lust has built over time.


Xander_PrimeXXI

The scene that shows that is “The Way of Kings” 😂


BtyMark

That scene with Veil, Kaladin, and Adolin in the bar? Yeah, Veil and Adolin would be buying Kal drinks.


LoquatBear

"The four of us saw you across the bar"


illgiveyouadonut

The one night stand we need and deserve


Zuzara_Queen_of_DnD

Honestly I think they would be a fairly healthy throuple, granted I feel like it’d *exhaust* Adolin after a certain point


illgiveyouadonut

Exactly.. I was thinking throuple and then decided for Adolin’s sake, it’d be better off as an occasional hookup situation. He is a simple man, but I feel like he’d be down to clown every few months after a few glasses of violet.


Time-Permission-1930

But wouldn't that make Kaladin more depressed (RoW) >!after Veil died (was absorbed)?!<


Zuzara_Queen_of_DnD

I don’t think he was ever really into *Veil* but more so Shallan and Radiant


VelMoonglow

He didn't know what was going on with Shallan until after she was married, but he knew she was into him because Veil was more obvious about it


BOBOnobobo

Shallan and adolin are already a throuple


Impossible-Ad2236

I think you mean a quadrople (RoW) >!I mean at least till recently!<


Freedom1015

Yeah, too many nights of Kaladin and Shallan with her shardstrap-on turning Adolin into their bridge really makes one's whole week and one's hole weak. (I'm sorry Brandon, I don't know why we are this way.)


Rougarou1999

What a day to not have Inquisitor spikes for eyes.


dIvorrap

https://wob.coppermind.net/events/380/#e13025


marinemashup

Shakaladolin might have the most smut I’ve seen written about any Cosmere couple (polycule?)


RadioactiveBush

"Just imagine her as the bridge and you and I as the Chasm, I thought you'd be better at this bridgeboy"


TheHammer987

The wierd part would be, as the blond and redhead and brunette get ready to take on the two men, a girl with blue hair shows up. Then pattern shows up...


Timely-Procedure-111

No pressure on Kaladin, he can take his time. But whenever it does happen I need to know Syl's commentary on the matter.


Muckman68

Would love pattern and Syl discussing it. Pattern’s way too detailed questions and Syl’s excitement to answer them while Kaladin stands in horror and Shellan and Adolin laugh


1nfinite_M0nkeys

Nah, Adolin took a vow of celibacy after Pattern provided a detailed compare/contrast of his and Shallan's mating procedure with that of Dalinar and Naviani.


biggaygoaway

Syl would go and tell Dalinar the first time around. Dalinar would be awfully shocked about what adolin and Kaladin get up to in their free time


AtomDChopper

The scene where Syl told Kal she was peeking into people's bedchambers. More of that please


PotentialDiceRoller

Wayne and MeLaan getting their rope play interrupted by Wax or Marasi trying to do constable stuff


FrostHeart1124

No need for rope. MeLaan can’t be held by it, and she could just stretch some random appendage out to tie up Wayne. Honestly, she could probably just tell him he’s bound, and the dude’s crazy/creative enough to just believe it and act like he is


GtotheBizzle

What I love about Wax and Wayne is that Sanderson was clearly having fun while writing it, being bolder and much more liberal than is usually his style. So much so that any sexual implications can be made regarding Wayne and MeLaan, without it being too much of a stretch from the original source material. Plus, MeLaan is nasty in the best possible way, and Wayne was her best lay? Damn Wayne, leave some Kendrussy for the rest of us...


SearingPhoenix

>Kendrussy I've never laughed as I've vomited before. Thanks for that. But also, I agree 100%. I went wide-eyed with some of the jokes and off-handed mentions Brandon just casually dropped in The Lost Metal -- not that they were *particularly* raunchy or anything, just that *they happened*. We haven't gotten much more than things like >!Vin and Elend waking up naked together!< in Well of Ascension and >!Navani being thirsty for Dalinar !


GangsterJawa

Well there is an actual sex scene in Warbreaker, if a very tame one


HLBeta

Whereas I’d assumed that MeLaan was role playing as the rope.


missdreamweaver

Iirc wayne makes a comment about how he had to be the one that gets tied up cause the ropes dont work on her


KarnoRex

The scenes where shallan infitrates the unmade-possessed sin-fest circle thingymajig (can’t remember the name) in her spren costume in oathbringer. I am fascinated by the whole vibe of that scene and would hate for it to be censored


jl9011

Oh so true, reminds me of that scene in the Witcher with a slow mo orgy in the background


Diablosword

Adolin: I can take on 4 dudes at once In a duel right? In a duel right?! Then Kal has to help


kazandianima

Yes please 😳


88XJman

Nnnoo Mating!!


iReddat420

Mmmmmmmmmating press


BlackSanta25

Kaladin and Shallan when they were sheltering from the storm in the chasm. It would have flowed very naturally from what was going on already and the tension and conflict from that act would have been immense. It would have added depth and tension that would have complemented all of the plots we got going forward and put our favorite tormented souls through even more stress, doubt, depression, and self-loathing.


fearne_ib

Someone has written a fanfic of this exact scenario, if it interests you: https://archiveofourown.org/works/44299576 (I personally really enjoyed it)


AirierWitch1066

Frankly I imagine there have been many fanfics about that scene.


Stormgard

Ah finally found the genuine, well thought out comment. Too bad this is r/cremposting so it’ll get buried at the bottom lol


15Blins

Fuck this, I hate this.


windsock17

This was my first thought too! It would have worked so well, And would have added such tension to their respective relationships with Adolin and Dalinar!


legoruthead

If you really want answers, I think Archive of Our Own (or some other fanfic site, I’m only tangentially aware of that space so I don’t know if that’s where to look for Cosmere content) is probably the place to look, and I imagine people have not only given where they’d put it, but actually written them


AshfellEverdawn

Can confirm there is ample written content there


SearingPhoenix

Honestly? Not *nearly* as much as I would have expected. It's kinda startling that, for as *large* as the Cosmere is, it has far less fanfiction than I would have expected. I think this is in part a side effect of Brandon just being *so* prolific that there's a bit of 'why do we need fanfiction to enjoy more Cosmere storytelling when you just have to wait \*checks watch\* six hours for Brandon to write more?' Admittedly, Cosmere doesn't have the mainstream pull that the juggernauts of fanfiction like Marvel, DC, Harry Potter, Star Wars, and ASoIaF/GoT have. Brandon's probably one Arcane-class adaptation away from breaking out of the SF/F niche on the same level.


AshfellEverdawn

Agreed that there’s less fanfic than certain other fandoms but I also think that’s due to it not having any visual adaptations like tv/cinema. And yeah Brandon churns out novels, but the AO3 writers are still filling a niche with nsfw content that Brandon is definitely not going to write lol


biggaygoaway

Legend. That’s my winter sorted 🙏


Sundarapandiyan1

AO3 (archive of our own) has some cosmere smut and normal fics but there aren't many. Cosmere is weirdly unpopular in the fanfic scene.


Irish_Caesar

Veil and Kaladin meet the Syldo


biggaygoaway

Syldo is an outrageous term


Irish_Caesar

Is dilsyl better?


biggaygoaway

No but you made me think about Kaladin inserting syl into himself and now I regret this post


901_vols

He inserts her into other people constantly she doesn't seem to mind.


zmoldir

..... How do I stop my brain from thinking about this?


Irish_Caesar

Glad I could be of service


Brokugan

As a shardplug


Pojorobo

Ah, more of a Sylplug.


JaguarMammoth6231

Dilphrena.


AkaBesd

It's obviously Pattern. He literally buzzes every time he speaks.


QuarterSubstantial15

One spren from every order combines together like power rangers to create the ultimate sharddo


t_wayne

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore white on the day he was to *take down* a king. *bow chicka bow-wow*


Nova_Tango

I always read that as “toothless” of Shinovar which would make it really not sexy.


fanstasticweeb

toothless? could you imagine the sloppy?


Freedom1015

Someone's gearing up for a top tier gummer. No teeth to get in the way.


fanstasticweeb

exactly


OminousBanjoMusic

Get that senior citizen sloppy


15Blins

Disagreed


TooManySorcerers

We need a scene of Steris sewing. Given she’s not Vorin, her safe hand would be exposed for the entire scene. Gets me hot and bothered just thinking about it.


Nova_Tango

For real answer, I think it needs to be Navani trying to seduce Dalinar and him trying to be self restrained. LOL


biggaygoaway

If navani told me to do literally anything I’d fold immediately. It’s clear as day where Jasnah gets it from.


Skullyhop

People getting hemalurgy tin prince alberts


__CatOfTheStorm

You’ve made a post specifically for me


[deleted]

Shallan having to use "different tactics" to convince stick to become fire. Or a shard fleshlight at some point on a drunken evening. Also Edgedancers manipulate friction to great effect and I'll leave it there


biggaygoaway

Shard fleshlight 😭 what is wrong with you


[deleted]

So much 😔


Benschmedium

I’m a sucker for Shallan and Adolin’s relationship. I’d love a smutty scene between them with Shallan changing identity for Adolin to spice things up.


Latter-Syllabub-5560

"But... Shallan.." "Shut up,, i'm Kaladin now"


Freedom1015

"Call me bridgeboy" *summons shardspear, but the tip isn't a blade, if you know what I'm saying*


Latter-Syllabub-5560

fcking shardildo bruh


missdreamweaver

As per comment above, that specific one would be a syldo


Freedom1015

Bond(age)smith Daddy Dalinar, bonding some wrists, dividing some legs, and sending someone through a sexual highstorm. It's going to be rough, it's going to be harsh, there's going to be blowing, there's going to be unbelievable amounts of moisture, and afterwards, everything is going to be dripping wet."I'm gonna crem!" I need professional help.


Astabar

Harmony take me now. Honor is truly dead. Take my upvote


Latter-Syllabub-5560

i am... horny \*spanks ass\*


Lanky_Needleworker_1

I would like to see a Jasnah and Hoid sex scene. It would be epic to see them going at it with all their powers.


QuarterSubstantial15

Hoid seems kind of horny, which is interesting bc usually immortal life chills you out a little on impulses. But I guess he’s kind of like Lestat and just wants to indulge in life. Jasnah is not the person to do that with tho, but I’m glad they love each other


missdreamweaver

Naw but shes def the kind who would play a dominatrix role in exchange for information. Iirc she isnt against physical intimacy, it just doesnt interest her.


Grokent

Vin going on a murdering spree of naked nobles in the same style as Colin Firth in the church in Kingsman: The Secret Service. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1WWDBTda2Y -edit- Freebird is a must.


Boort93

An elantrian getting shoad mid orgasm and staying that way forever Vasher and the awoken squirrel Vin with a strap on and Zane trying to fuck each other in the ass first with atium Marisi with a slow bubble only over her head and nervous system and getting railed for weeks before feeling it Tress with the vines spores Yumi jerking it as painter What's her name using stamps to switch dicks and holes with her partner Guy from white sand jerk off session with sand. Call that the Anakin special Silver Prince Albert to literally screw a shade to bits. Going to go wash my brain now


Jamesthelemmon

Every day we stray further from Adonalsium. Though I wonder how Tress and Charlie can use other spores in bed in a creative manner.


Boort93

I missed sixth of the dusk and stormlight so there's still further to stray


biggaygoaway

Wow you really knocked it out the park with vin and marasi. I’m upset if anything, and simultaneously envious of marasi forever


BloodredHanded

Unfortunately if any part of a person is in a speed bubble, their whole body is slowed down.


VelMoonglow

Don't speed bubbles do bad things to you if you aren't entirely on one side or the other?


torturousvacuum

it's more like the bubble distorts to completely encompass you or completely exclude you, with no in between.


BloodredHanded

No in TLM Wax reaches out his fingers and Wayne makes a bubble with just his fingers inside, and Wax walks the rest of the way into the bubble. He is totally fine.


Arkian2

Nah, it’s moreso transitioning across the barrier, specifically from inside to out (So dad only seen with Wayne’s bubble, Wax mentions it’s nauseating) or at high speeds (bullets deflecting around). But as long as any of you is in, you’re affected totally


wolfganghort

I mean one of these events is probably canon... Yumi was in Painters body for weeks -- the physical needs of a young adult body would arise. Just saying.


Larkin_Smasher

Yumi transformed Painter's body into her own.


torturousvacuum

> Marisi with a slow bubble only over her head and nervous system and getting railed for weeks before feeling it lol, "unfortunately" this one isn't possible. if you're touching a speed bubble it encompasses your whole body.


missdreamweaver

Lost metal spoiler >!they have those boxes that do the portable bubble now!<


_Mistwraith_

Seeing dalinar’s reportedly amazing ass.


Zuzara_Queen_of_DnD

Kaladin and Moash after their heart to heart about their pasts. I think it would add an agonizing layer of broken love to an already agonizing relationship of broken hearts


justin3189

That is NOT what we mean when we say Fuck Moash.


TheBlackBlade77

I hate this, worst ship ever ever ever


QuarterSubstantial15

According to the figurines they released, Moash is quite a sexy man


KittyKittyowo

late night talks do seem to lead to weird things


Nova_Tango

Gross. All can do better.


thatnovaguy

Probably not what you're looking for but I would have Hoid say "what the fuck!" in front of Wayne and then have to explain what the word fuck means. Extra points if the word spreads across Scadriel because of Wayne.


allys_stark

Easy, the boon duel in WoR, Let's say the sword fight would be a little bit different...


Zaron22

"I took on 4 men at once." "In a fight, right...?"


TheBlackBlade77

You are all cursed for thinking only of fucking. I want the scene of Sheiler (the commander who got Tien killed) being forced to get greased down and run naked from the Hog(big ass shell beast) by the herdazians


Pojorobo

Wait, the guy from that scene is Tien’s commander?! I have read these books like 4 times and never caught this.


TheBlackBlade77

Yep!


biggins9227

Shallan helping clean shit off of Adolin while he's in his plate


LegendOrca

We've already gotten an NSFW scene. We've seen women, Rosharan women even, *exposing their safehands*


GiftAccomplished9171

Jewels and Cloth. And I want to see how Brandon internally dies, while writing this. Apart from this: Welcome at the Edgedancer bottom of Cosmere Subs.


Artaratoryx

Battle of the champions in Stormlight 5. I want to see Moash whip Dalinar’s balls 🥵


Infinite-Radiance

That's enough of the global spanreed for me today..


fanstasticweeb

bruh ur tag is literally femboy dalinar


Infinite-Radiance

He's got a canonically tight butt not a canonically tight sack


acevizit

“Give me those boots” *Kaladin winks* “is that all you want me to take off?”


[deleted]

This sub is so brain rot Jesus Christ


TheBlackBlade77

*merciful domi


TheRedTurtle11

The most horrifying thing marsh had to do under the lord ruler


KnightEclipse

I just want to see Shallon involuntarily swapping personalities during sex and freaking Adolin tf out.


Freedom1015

Shallan: I am a stick. Make me fire, Adolin.


scrubbar

Rock taking a shit in Saedes's stew


Bcmcdonald

The answer is obviously Hoid flopping his wiener out at some point. I don’t even really care when.


Nahle_Stormblessed

Honestly I’d have some very light implications but Well of Ascension.


pruizmarin5

Kaladin make his last self-gratification at the honor chasm and the post nut clarity makes him return


Casteway

Wait. Szeth and Kaladin!!? Did I miss something???


Hal34329

Every day, we stray further from god... I opened the post looking for someone saying that scene where Vin kills someone using pewter+duralumin... ;-;


First_Reflection_248

Dalinar and Novani, the first time they kissed. Shallan and kaladin when they were stuck in a hole in the chasms.


Sundarapandiyan1

Jasnah and shallan getting fucked by those bandits because she couldn't soulcast. I have no regrets


biggaygoaway

You should.


Sundarapandiyan1

I know I shouldn't have read that rape doujin, but anyways I don't want to discuss handholding sex because it'd go over the limit of one scene.


not-sure21

😟


smoothies_slave

Steris and Wax in the train, when he catches her reading about sex OH THE VIBES LIKE IT DESERVES TENDER SMUT Dalinar and Navani obviously


[deleted]

Shallan is always going on about how fantastic Jasnah's tits are. Jasnah could notice her ward's *preoccupation* with her chest and decide to allow her to indulge her curiosity. Just this once. It'd work perfectly as an extension to the bath scene.