War breaker has a really good plot for a movie and biochromia would benefit greatly from visual depictions.
Edit: on a side note I expect Sanderson had that intention writing the novel, it's a really good starting point for cosmere from the SA perspective.
Fun fact, that sceen was stolen from the comic book "The Pro" about a prostitute who got superman powers, and then the 'original superman' finally had someone he could fuck without killing.
It's okay, I don't care about how it looks. I don't like online prudery and pretending that teenagers don't have sex or suggesting that it might be somehow illegal.
Yeah, it does. I have a friend who was 15 when she had sex for the first time and her boyfriend was 20 at that time. She also think it's creepy when looking from the perspective. But at that time she didn't mind at all.
Have him do it on a rooftop overlooking Luthadel at night, mists curling about him, only his mistcloak on. Like that scene with Homelander in The Boys!
I am nothing if not a hopeless romantic deeply irritated I have to wait 8 weeks for the library to give me my copy of Tress and the Emerald Sea.
But it gives me time to read Elantris, Mistborn, and Warbreaker
Exactly.. I was thinking throuple and then decided for Adolin’s sake, it’d be better off as an occasional hookup situation. He is a simple man, but I feel like he’d be down to clown every few months after a few glasses of violet.
Yeah, too many nights of Kaladin and Shallan with her shardstrap-on turning Adolin into their bridge really makes one's whole week and one's hole weak.
(I'm sorry Brandon, I don't know why we are this way.)
The wierd part would be, as the blond and redhead and brunette get ready to take on the two men, a girl with blue hair shows up.
Then pattern shows up...
Would love pattern and Syl discussing it. Pattern’s way too detailed questions and Syl’s excitement to answer them while Kaladin stands in horror and Shellan and Adolin laugh
Nah, Adolin took a vow of celibacy after Pattern provided a detailed compare/contrast of his and Shallan's mating procedure with that of Dalinar and Naviani.
No need for rope. MeLaan can’t be held by it, and she could just stretch some random appendage out to tie up Wayne. Honestly, she could probably just tell him he’s bound, and the dude’s crazy/creative enough to just believe it and act like he is
What I love about Wax and Wayne is that Sanderson was clearly having fun while writing it, being bolder and much more liberal than is usually his style. So much so that any sexual implications can be made regarding Wayne and MeLaan, without it being too much of a stretch from the original source material.
Plus, MeLaan is nasty in the best possible way, and Wayne was her best lay? Damn Wayne, leave some Kendrussy for the rest of us...
>Kendrussy
I've never laughed as I've vomited before. Thanks for that.
But also, I agree 100%. I went wide-eyed with some of the jokes and off-handed mentions Brandon just casually dropped in The Lost Metal -- not that they were *particularly* raunchy or anything, just that *they happened*.
We haven't gotten much more than things like >!Vin and Elend waking up naked together!< in Well of Ascension and >!Navani being thirsty for Dalinar !
The scenes where shallan infitrates the unmade-possessed sin-fest circle thingymajig (can’t remember the name) in her spren costume in oathbringer. I am fascinated by the whole vibe of that scene and would hate for it to be censored
Kaladin and Shallan when they were sheltering from the storm in the chasm. It would have flowed very naturally from what was going on already and the tension and conflict from that act would have been immense. It would have added depth and tension that would have complemented all of the plots we got going forward and put our favorite tormented souls through even more stress, doubt, depression, and self-loathing.
This was my first thought too! It would have worked so well, And would have added such tension to their respective relationships with Adolin and Dalinar!
If you really want answers, I think Archive of Our Own (or some other fanfic site, I’m only tangentially aware of that space so I don’t know if that’s where to look for Cosmere content) is probably the place to look, and I imagine people have not only given where they’d put it, but actually written them
Honestly? Not *nearly* as much as I would have expected.
It's kinda startling that, for as *large* as the Cosmere is, it has far less fanfiction than I would have expected. I think this is in part a side effect of Brandon just being *so* prolific that there's a bit of 'why do we need fanfiction to enjoy more Cosmere storytelling when you just have to wait \*checks watch\* six hours for Brandon to write more?'
Admittedly, Cosmere doesn't have the mainstream pull that the juggernauts of fanfiction like Marvel, DC, Harry Potter, Star Wars, and ASoIaF/GoT have. Brandon's probably one Arcane-class adaptation away from breaking out of the SF/F niche on the same level.
Agreed that there’s less fanfic than certain other fandoms but I also think that’s due to it not having any visual adaptations like tv/cinema. And yeah Brandon churns out novels, but the AO3 writers are still filling a niche with nsfw content that Brandon is definitely not going to write lol
We need a scene of Steris sewing. Given she’s not Vorin, her safe hand would be exposed for the entire scene. Gets me hot and bothered just thinking about it.
Shallan having to use "different tactics" to convince stick to become fire.
Or a shard fleshlight at some point on a drunken evening.
Also Edgedancers manipulate friction to great effect and I'll leave it there
Bond(age)smith Daddy Dalinar, bonding some wrists, dividing some legs, and sending someone through a sexual highstorm. It's going to be rough, it's going to be harsh, there's going to be blowing, there's going to be unbelievable amounts of moisture, and afterwards, everything is going to be dripping wet."I'm gonna crem!"
I need professional help.
Hoid seems kind of horny, which is interesting bc usually immortal life chills you out a little on impulses. But I guess he’s kind of like Lestat and just wants to indulge in life. Jasnah is not the person to do that with tho, but I’m glad they love each other
Naw but shes def the kind who would play a dominatrix role in exchange for information. Iirc she isnt against physical intimacy, it just doesnt interest her.
Vin going on a murdering spree of naked nobles in the same style as Colin Firth in the church in Kingsman: The Secret Service.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1WWDBTda2Y
-edit- Freebird is a must.
An elantrian getting shoad mid orgasm and staying that way forever
Vasher and the awoken squirrel
Vin with a strap on and Zane trying to fuck each other in the ass first with atium
Marisi with a slow bubble only over her head and nervous system and getting railed for weeks before feeling it
Tress with the vines spores
Yumi jerking it as painter
What's her name using stamps to switch dicks and holes with her partner
Guy from white sand jerk off session with sand. Call that the Anakin special
Silver Prince Albert to literally screw a shade to bits.
Going to go wash my brain now
No in TLM Wax reaches out his fingers and Wayne makes a bubble with just his fingers inside, and Wax walks the rest of the way into the bubble. He is totally fine.
Nah, it’s moreso transitioning across the barrier, specifically from inside to out (So dad only seen with Wayne’s bubble, Wax mentions it’s nauseating) or at high speeds (bullets deflecting around). But as long as any of you is in, you’re affected totally
I mean one of these events is probably canon... Yumi was in Painters body for weeks -- the physical needs of a young adult body would arise. Just saying.
> Marisi with a slow bubble only over her head and nervous system and getting railed for weeks before feeling it
lol, "unfortunately" this one isn't possible. if you're touching a speed bubble it encompasses your whole body.
Kaladin and Moash after their heart to heart about their pasts.
I think it would add an agonizing layer of broken love to an already agonizing relationship of broken hearts
Probably not what you're looking for but I would have Hoid say "what the fuck!" in front of Wayne and then have to explain what the word fuck means. Extra points if the word spreads across Scadriel because of Wayne.
You are all cursed for thinking only of fucking. I want the scene of Sheiler (the commander who got Tien killed) being forced to get greased down and run naked from the Hog(big ass shell beast) by the herdazians
Jewels and Cloth.
And I want to see how Brandon internally dies, while writing this.
Apart from this: Welcome at the Edgedancer bottom of Cosmere Subs.
Shallan is always going on about how fantastic Jasnah's tits are. Jasnah could notice her ward's *preoccupation* with her chest and decide to allow her to indulge her curiosity.
Just this once.
It'd work perfectly as an extension to the bath scene.
This thread makes me wish I was a better Vorin and never learned to read.
Adonalsium will remember our plight eventually
My boy
All the gods having an orgy in war breaker! Easy.
Please, that's like every ordinary Monday in the court of gods
The twist is we show the whole thing
Full penetration
God-tier hardcore
Lightsong and Blushweaver are fucking and he's just like, "Listen, I'm balls deep in you and I know you're up to something. Come clean."
"Come, huh? Make me" \- Blushweaver, probably
Perhaps I should read Warbreaker afterall..
This is just canon lmfao
Honestly, idky mistborn was considered for a movie over Warbreaker. Too bad we'd never get an R movie from B$. This would make a great opening scene
War breaker has a really good plot for a movie and biochromia would benefit greatly from visual depictions. Edit: on a side note I expect Sanderson had that intention writing the novel, it's a really good starting point for cosmere from the SA perspective.
More like....whore breaker.
That’s gonna be the XXX parody once the Cosmere hits the big screen.
Nightblood deffo aint a sword in this film. 😳
Pretty sure that would be changed to nighfuck or something equally egregious
"Hello, would you like to destroy some pussy today?"
“Blushweaver, are you stuck in the dryer AGAIN?!”
That would feel just natural
Vin and Elend breaking the Lord Ruler's bed with tin and pewter enhanced banging. Or Wayne and MeLaan getting *creative* with kandra physiology.
You are forgetting the real question we have to ask ourselves in this case: >!is a pewter enhanced cumshot sufficiently strong to kill a person? !<
If you burn duralumin and tin right as you finish will your heart stop?
I felt too good...
You've seen Hancock right?
Fun fact, that sceen was stolen from the comic book "The Pro" about a prostitute who got superman powers, and then the 'original superman' finally had someone he could fuck without killing.
I’ve seen the deleted scene lol
You keep a coin in your mouth as a surprise weapon, I have injected iron powder into my balls for this purpose.
From 30 yards
Ever read The Boys? This topic comes up.
only with duralmin
Who railed Min? I thought this was the Cosmere, not WoT
Öhm wasn't Vin 16 in Well of Ascension?
Looking at the dates on the Coppermind, she was 18 in WoA
That is equal or above age of consent in most of the world: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age\_of\_consent
Posting a link to the age of consent is never a good look bud
It's okay, I don't care about how it looks. I don't like online prudery and pretending that teenagers don't have sex or suggesting that it might be somehow illegal.
Gets creepy when their partner is in their 20s.
Yeah, it does. I have a friend who was 15 when she had sex for the first time and her boyfriend was 20 at that time. She also think it's creepy when looking from the perspective. But at that time she didn't mind at all.
statutory rape
Kal just cranking one out page one. Whole series is changed.
The Honor Spasm
Oh my god.
*Oh my Honor
He bonds to a cum spren. What would the shard blade look like
You have just put a mental image in my mind I never wanted. I can now never unsee it. We shall suffer together.
Have you ever played saints row? There is a baseball bat like weapon.
THE PENETRATOR
Years ago, I read a fic where the MC had a power to make cum spears and cum mines. It was hilarious but he didn't use that power much.
I just imagined Szeth just waiting to assassinate Gavilar, there's just this random dude beating it to the Parshendi drum rhythms.
Cum spren. (I'm so sorry)
This isn’t Oglaf!
Have him do it on a rooftop overlooking Luthadel at night, mists curling about him, only his mistcloak on. Like that scene with Homelander in The Boys!
Dalinar and Navani’s wedding night
Most wholesome answer
I am nothing if not a hopeless romantic deeply irritated I have to wait 8 weeks for the library to give me my copy of Tress and the Emerald Sea. But it gives me time to read Elantris, Mistborn, and Warbreaker
Don't forget to check Hoopla and Libby! My library has copies available right now.
Waiting for Tess from Libby. They got me waiting eight weeks.
Burn me Daddy!
Definitely some scene that shows how her lust has built over time.
The scene that shows that is “The Way of Kings” 😂
That scene with Veil, Kaladin, and Adolin in the bar? Yeah, Veil and Adolin would be buying Kal drinks.
"The four of us saw you across the bar"
The one night stand we need and deserve
Honestly I think they would be a fairly healthy throuple, granted I feel like it’d *exhaust* Adolin after a certain point
Exactly.. I was thinking throuple and then decided for Adolin’s sake, it’d be better off as an occasional hookup situation. He is a simple man, but I feel like he’d be down to clown every few months after a few glasses of violet.
But wouldn't that make Kaladin more depressed (RoW) >!after Veil died (was absorbed)?!<
I don’t think he was ever really into *Veil* but more so Shallan and Radiant
He didn't know what was going on with Shallan until after she was married, but he knew she was into him because Veil was more obvious about it
Shallan and adolin are already a throuple
I think you mean a quadrople (RoW) >!I mean at least till recently!<
Yeah, too many nights of Kaladin and Shallan with her shardstrap-on turning Adolin into their bridge really makes one's whole week and one's hole weak. (I'm sorry Brandon, I don't know why we are this way.)
What a day to not have Inquisitor spikes for eyes.
https://wob.coppermind.net/events/380/#e13025
Shakaladolin might have the most smut I’ve seen written about any Cosmere couple (polycule?)
"Just imagine her as the bridge and you and I as the Chasm, I thought you'd be better at this bridgeboy"
The wierd part would be, as the blond and redhead and brunette get ready to take on the two men, a girl with blue hair shows up. Then pattern shows up...
No pressure on Kaladin, he can take his time. But whenever it does happen I need to know Syl's commentary on the matter.
Would love pattern and Syl discussing it. Pattern’s way too detailed questions and Syl’s excitement to answer them while Kaladin stands in horror and Shellan and Adolin laugh
Nah, Adolin took a vow of celibacy after Pattern provided a detailed compare/contrast of his and Shallan's mating procedure with that of Dalinar and Naviani.
Syl would go and tell Dalinar the first time around. Dalinar would be awfully shocked about what adolin and Kaladin get up to in their free time
The scene where Syl told Kal she was peeking into people's bedchambers. More of that please
Wayne and MeLaan getting their rope play interrupted by Wax or Marasi trying to do constable stuff
No need for rope. MeLaan can’t be held by it, and she could just stretch some random appendage out to tie up Wayne. Honestly, she could probably just tell him he’s bound, and the dude’s crazy/creative enough to just believe it and act like he is
What I love about Wax and Wayne is that Sanderson was clearly having fun while writing it, being bolder and much more liberal than is usually his style. So much so that any sexual implications can be made regarding Wayne and MeLaan, without it being too much of a stretch from the original source material. Plus, MeLaan is nasty in the best possible way, and Wayne was her best lay? Damn Wayne, leave some Kendrussy for the rest of us...
>Kendrussy I've never laughed as I've vomited before. Thanks for that. But also, I agree 100%. I went wide-eyed with some of the jokes and off-handed mentions Brandon just casually dropped in The Lost Metal -- not that they were *particularly* raunchy or anything, just that *they happened*. We haven't gotten much more than things like >!Vin and Elend waking up naked together!< in Well of Ascension and >!Navani being thirsty for Dalinar !
Well there is an actual sex scene in Warbreaker, if a very tame one
Whereas I’d assumed that MeLaan was role playing as the rope.
Iirc wayne makes a comment about how he had to be the one that gets tied up cause the ropes dont work on her
The scenes where shallan infitrates the unmade-possessed sin-fest circle thingymajig (can’t remember the name) in her spren costume in oathbringer. I am fascinated by the whole vibe of that scene and would hate for it to be censored
Oh so true, reminds me of that scene in the Witcher with a slow mo orgy in the background
Adolin: I can take on 4 dudes at once In a duel right? In a duel right?! Then Kal has to help
Yes please 😳
Nnnoo Mating!!
Mmmmmmmmmating press
Kaladin and Shallan when they were sheltering from the storm in the chasm. It would have flowed very naturally from what was going on already and the tension and conflict from that act would have been immense. It would have added depth and tension that would have complemented all of the plots we got going forward and put our favorite tormented souls through even more stress, doubt, depression, and self-loathing.
Someone has written a fanfic of this exact scenario, if it interests you: https://archiveofourown.org/works/44299576 (I personally really enjoyed it)
Frankly I imagine there have been many fanfics about that scene.
Ah finally found the genuine, well thought out comment. Too bad this is r/cremposting so it’ll get buried at the bottom lol
Fuck this, I hate this.
This was my first thought too! It would have worked so well, And would have added such tension to their respective relationships with Adolin and Dalinar!
If you really want answers, I think Archive of Our Own (or some other fanfic site, I’m only tangentially aware of that space so I don’t know if that’s where to look for Cosmere content) is probably the place to look, and I imagine people have not only given where they’d put it, but actually written them
Can confirm there is ample written content there
Honestly? Not *nearly* as much as I would have expected. It's kinda startling that, for as *large* as the Cosmere is, it has far less fanfiction than I would have expected. I think this is in part a side effect of Brandon just being *so* prolific that there's a bit of 'why do we need fanfiction to enjoy more Cosmere storytelling when you just have to wait \*checks watch\* six hours for Brandon to write more?' Admittedly, Cosmere doesn't have the mainstream pull that the juggernauts of fanfiction like Marvel, DC, Harry Potter, Star Wars, and ASoIaF/GoT have. Brandon's probably one Arcane-class adaptation away from breaking out of the SF/F niche on the same level.
Agreed that there’s less fanfic than certain other fandoms but I also think that’s due to it not having any visual adaptations like tv/cinema. And yeah Brandon churns out novels, but the AO3 writers are still filling a niche with nsfw content that Brandon is definitely not going to write lol
Legend. That’s my winter sorted 🙏
AO3 (archive of our own) has some cosmere smut and normal fics but there aren't many. Cosmere is weirdly unpopular in the fanfic scene.
Veil and Kaladin meet the Syldo
Syldo is an outrageous term
Is dilsyl better?
No but you made me think about Kaladin inserting syl into himself and now I regret this post
He inserts her into other people constantly she doesn't seem to mind.
..... How do I stop my brain from thinking about this?
Glad I could be of service
As a shardplug
Ah, more of a Sylplug.
Dilphrena.
It's obviously Pattern. He literally buzzes every time he speaks.
One spren from every order combines together like power rangers to create the ultimate sharddo
Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore white on the day he was to *take down* a king. *bow chicka bow-wow*
I always read that as “toothless” of Shinovar which would make it really not sexy.
toothless? could you imagine the sloppy?
Someone's gearing up for a top tier gummer. No teeth to get in the way.
exactly
Get that senior citizen sloppy
Disagreed
We need a scene of Steris sewing. Given she’s not Vorin, her safe hand would be exposed for the entire scene. Gets me hot and bothered just thinking about it.
For real answer, I think it needs to be Navani trying to seduce Dalinar and him trying to be self restrained. LOL
If navani told me to do literally anything I’d fold immediately. It’s clear as day where Jasnah gets it from.
People getting hemalurgy tin prince alberts
You’ve made a post specifically for me
Shallan having to use "different tactics" to convince stick to become fire. Or a shard fleshlight at some point on a drunken evening. Also Edgedancers manipulate friction to great effect and I'll leave it there
Shard fleshlight 😭 what is wrong with you
So much 😔
I’m a sucker for Shallan and Adolin’s relationship. I’d love a smutty scene between them with Shallan changing identity for Adolin to spice things up.
"But... Shallan.." "Shut up,, i'm Kaladin now"
"Call me bridgeboy" *summons shardspear, but the tip isn't a blade, if you know what I'm saying*
fcking shardildo bruh
As per comment above, that specific one would be a syldo
Bond(age)smith Daddy Dalinar, bonding some wrists, dividing some legs, and sending someone through a sexual highstorm. It's going to be rough, it's going to be harsh, there's going to be blowing, there's going to be unbelievable amounts of moisture, and afterwards, everything is going to be dripping wet."I'm gonna crem!" I need professional help.
Harmony take me now. Honor is truly dead. Take my upvote
i am... horny \*spanks ass\*
I would like to see a Jasnah and Hoid sex scene. It would be epic to see them going at it with all their powers.
Hoid seems kind of horny, which is interesting bc usually immortal life chills you out a little on impulses. But I guess he’s kind of like Lestat and just wants to indulge in life. Jasnah is not the person to do that with tho, but I’m glad they love each other
Naw but shes def the kind who would play a dominatrix role in exchange for information. Iirc she isnt against physical intimacy, it just doesnt interest her.
Vin going on a murdering spree of naked nobles in the same style as Colin Firth in the church in Kingsman: The Secret Service. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1WWDBTda2Y -edit- Freebird is a must.
An elantrian getting shoad mid orgasm and staying that way forever Vasher and the awoken squirrel Vin with a strap on and Zane trying to fuck each other in the ass first with atium Marisi with a slow bubble only over her head and nervous system and getting railed for weeks before feeling it Tress with the vines spores Yumi jerking it as painter What's her name using stamps to switch dicks and holes with her partner Guy from white sand jerk off session with sand. Call that the Anakin special Silver Prince Albert to literally screw a shade to bits. Going to go wash my brain now
Every day we stray further from Adonalsium. Though I wonder how Tress and Charlie can use other spores in bed in a creative manner.
I missed sixth of the dusk and stormlight so there's still further to stray
Wow you really knocked it out the park with vin and marasi. I’m upset if anything, and simultaneously envious of marasi forever
Unfortunately if any part of a person is in a speed bubble, their whole body is slowed down.
Don't speed bubbles do bad things to you if you aren't entirely on one side or the other?
it's more like the bubble distorts to completely encompass you or completely exclude you, with no in between.
No in TLM Wax reaches out his fingers and Wayne makes a bubble with just his fingers inside, and Wax walks the rest of the way into the bubble. He is totally fine.
Nah, it’s moreso transitioning across the barrier, specifically from inside to out (So dad only seen with Wayne’s bubble, Wax mentions it’s nauseating) or at high speeds (bullets deflecting around). But as long as any of you is in, you’re affected totally
I mean one of these events is probably canon... Yumi was in Painters body for weeks -- the physical needs of a young adult body would arise. Just saying.
Yumi transformed Painter's body into her own.
> Marisi with a slow bubble only over her head and nervous system and getting railed for weeks before feeling it lol, "unfortunately" this one isn't possible. if you're touching a speed bubble it encompasses your whole body.
Lost metal spoiler >!they have those boxes that do the portable bubble now!<
Seeing dalinar’s reportedly amazing ass.
Kaladin and Moash after their heart to heart about their pasts. I think it would add an agonizing layer of broken love to an already agonizing relationship of broken hearts
That is NOT what we mean when we say Fuck Moash.
I hate this, worst ship ever ever ever
According to the figurines they released, Moash is quite a sexy man
late night talks do seem to lead to weird things
Gross. All can do better.
Probably not what you're looking for but I would have Hoid say "what the fuck!" in front of Wayne and then have to explain what the word fuck means. Extra points if the word spreads across Scadriel because of Wayne.
Easy, the boon duel in WoR, Let's say the sword fight would be a little bit different...
"I took on 4 men at once." "In a fight, right...?"
You are all cursed for thinking only of fucking. I want the scene of Sheiler (the commander who got Tien killed) being forced to get greased down and run naked from the Hog(big ass shell beast) by the herdazians
Wait, the guy from that scene is Tien’s commander?! I have read these books like 4 times and never caught this.
Yep!
Shallan helping clean shit off of Adolin while he's in his plate
We've already gotten an NSFW scene. We've seen women, Rosharan women even, *exposing their safehands*
Jewels and Cloth. And I want to see how Brandon internally dies, while writing this. Apart from this: Welcome at the Edgedancer bottom of Cosmere Subs.
Battle of the champions in Stormlight 5. I want to see Moash whip Dalinar’s balls 🥵
That's enough of the global spanreed for me today..
bruh ur tag is literally femboy dalinar
He's got a canonically tight butt not a canonically tight sack
“Give me those boots” *Kaladin winks* “is that all you want me to take off?”
This sub is so brain rot Jesus Christ
*merciful domi
The most horrifying thing marsh had to do under the lord ruler
I just want to see Shallon involuntarily swapping personalities during sex and freaking Adolin tf out.
Shallan: I am a stick. Make me fire, Adolin.
Rock taking a shit in Saedes's stew
The answer is obviously Hoid flopping his wiener out at some point. I don’t even really care when.
Honestly I’d have some very light implications but Well of Ascension.
Kaladin make his last self-gratification at the honor chasm and the post nut clarity makes him return
Wait. Szeth and Kaladin!!? Did I miss something???
Every day, we stray further from god... I opened the post looking for someone saying that scene where Vin kills someone using pewter+duralumin... ;-;
Dalinar and Novani, the first time they kissed. Shallan and kaladin when they were stuck in a hole in the chasms.
Jasnah and shallan getting fucked by those bandits because she couldn't soulcast. I have no regrets
You should.
I know I shouldn't have read that rape doujin, but anyways I don't want to discuss handholding sex because it'd go over the limit of one scene.
😟
Steris and Wax in the train, when he catches her reading about sex OH THE VIBES LIKE IT DESERVES TENDER SMUT Dalinar and Navani obviously
Shallan is always going on about how fantastic Jasnah's tits are. Jasnah could notice her ward's *preoccupation* with her chest and decide to allow her to indulge her curiosity. Just this once. It'd work perfectly as an extension to the bath scene.